How many gridiron football fields does it take to make a bald eagle freedom?
Conservatives will never answer that question because the raging erection they get from the question will cause priapism so severe they have to be hospitalized; even the ones without a penis!
Also Democrats are both stupid and low IQ but also evil Genius masterminds that manage to perform massive corruption, evil satanic crimes, human trafficking, pedophilia etc all while managing to keep it secret enough that no right-wing operative that knows that it is happening can provide any evidence that it is happening.
So I dunno about you but if someone can do all the shit the Democrats supposedly do without any of it coming to light in an evidence based provable way. They cannot be stupid. And if they are stupid then they cannot possibly be doing all of that.
Just like Biden was sleepy Joe autopen and not really running the country but also behind everything bad. Like it can't be both of those things.
Democrats just worship their politicians, that is why blue Biden caps, bibles, shirts, credit cards, etc are in high demand and you see them everywhere.
Oh, wait, wrong fucking side of the aisle and politician
Dems worship their politicians which is why they forced Al Franken to resign over some extremely minor impropriety, whereas their Republican counterparts will defend known pedophiles to the death before forcing them out of power.
i can name like six extremely popular and extremely radical right wing social media dipshits no problem, ask me one left wing and ive got literally nothing
Now to be somewhat fair, even though I don’t like to be, you can probably find some left wing dipshits online. Like Hasanabi for example. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to “both-sides” this as Republicans are clearly so much worse, but it isn’t nonexistent on the other side.
Tucker Carlson - Multi-million dollar talking head with access to the president, makes shit up in realtime on a mainstream propaganda network and people believe him
Hasanabi - Made a million dollars, works out of his house, reads news articles and talks about them while injecting dumb shit into convos with teens and twentysomethings on a medium that most people dont use
I mean, I wasn’t really comparing an unfortunately massively influential dickhead like Tucker Carlson to Hasanabi. Carlson is indeed in a deluded universe of his own, but you could make the same argument for the right wing talking heads on Twitter (that they’re on a platform that most people don’t use)
Most people above 40 know what Twitter is, most people above 40 dont know what Twitch is.
Also I compared the two because Hasan is pretty much the top of the list, there arent a ton of huge lefty talking heads out there so peak for peak theres no comparison. Everything below that still goes right cause theres 5x the amount of right-leaning mid-level talking heads so its pretty lopsided to compare. Borderline disingenuous.
Also Twitch is mostly know for being a place where people play video games. Aside from the fact I never even heard of this guy before this thread most Twitch users aren't on there to watch something like that to begin with.
Oh those are the RINOs now. There used to be some Republican's with brains, but they saw Trump and said "nope, that's not what we're about," so the party cast them out as Libcucks or whatever.
So to answer your question: No, they don't exist anymore, the only Republican media that's allowed to exist is that which slobs on Trumps tiny knob.
Because when I think "well educated on politics," I think of the people who have spent the last ten-ish months in a state of surprise that the guy they voted for has acted 90% in line with how he said he would. (I'll allow shock over the whole "randomly going all in on mass invasion" bit, since I don't think anyone saw that coming...)
Republicans literally have no idea what's going on. All they watch is Fox News and - as every accusation is a confession - what they see in their social media bubble.
They have no idea ICE is picking up non-criminals and citizens. None.
They think Tariffs are a tax paid by foreign businesses.
They think all cities in Blue states are like war zones.
They think Venezuela is trafficking fentanyl.
In short, they honestly believe everything Trump lies about.
And when they realize one thing isn't true, they don't logically infer that all the rest are lies as well, they just assume it's the exception.
Nothing will break the cult mindset. To get them to accept the truth would me destroying their ego completely - to the point of being suicidal. They will cling to the lies for the rest of their lives.
"I love the uneducated."
"Smart people don't like me."
-Donald Trump
Anyone smart enough to understand statistics knows that generally speaking, the more educated you are, the less likely you are to support Trump, MAGA and the Republicans.
The less likely you are to swallow manipulation for weak minds who lack critical thinking skills.
That kind of statement exists for dumb, uneducated MAGA to feel better about themselves.
Saying this after coming off a 3-day ban for a “homophobic comment” when I was literally sarcastically pointing out the homophobia of the commenter above me (which they did not get banned for).
yeah, this is the most imaginary made up bullshit i've seen in a long time...this is flat earth level of delusion. i come from a family of Trump supporting college educated folks...and i can tell you for a certainty, that my otherwise intelligent family is dumb as fuck when it comes to politics, policy, and history. i knew some old school republicans, people long dead, who had actually read classic political literature, who could argue constitutional law, and who had a grip on history that could underpin their political beliefs...but MAGA and modern republicans are not those people.
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I would LOVE to know what high IQ sources they're claiming
Above room temperature. In Celsius.
A guaranteed way for them to not understand what you’re talking about. Use a measurement system the rest of the world has adopted
you mean football fields? XD
How many gridiron football fields does it take to make a bald eagle freedom?
Conservatives will never answer that question because the raging erection they get from the question will cause priapism so severe they have to be hospitalized; even the ones without a penis!
Basically, "high IQ" means "less than 100", because they know IQ is like golf, so the lower the number, the "higher" it is.
Nah, 100 = 100% smart!
You know how "low IQ" is their dogwhistle for "not white"? (If you didn't, you do now.)
"High IQ" means "white and racist".
Prager University, one of the most widely respected..... okay no I can't even write that out without cracking up.
The faster you talk, the higher your IQ. It's just science, man!
Basementdwellingpissdrinker6969's tick-tock feed where they rant while driving. They have the REAL truth that you won't get anywhere else.
Never seen one of these post that isn't using "high iq" as a euphemism for white supremacist
Every time I ask for one it’s always, “try MSNBC” or some liburul media source but they never cite evidence of their claims. Funny innit?
The high iq source is “I know you are but what am I?”
They see "top 90%" and think that means that they are smarter than 90% of the population.
The phrase "high IQ sources" is so underminingly stupid that it instantly unravels the rest of the statement.
the quartering
Their sources have scores in the 90s, which means they are smarter than 90% of people or something like that!
How much you wanna bet they pronounce it "ick"?
I'll also take bets on whether or not they think it's related to Dairy Queen.
Clearly they mean Facebook and YouTube
Rick and Morty?
This is another one of those things where they want it both ways:
Democrats aren't educated on politics AND I'm not sending my kid to college to learn to be a Democrat!
Also Democrats are both stupid and low IQ but also evil Genius masterminds that manage to perform massive corruption, evil satanic crimes, human trafficking, pedophilia etc all while managing to keep it secret enough that no right-wing operative that knows that it is happening can provide any evidence that it is happening.
So I dunno about you but if someone can do all the shit the Democrats supposedly do without any of it coming to light in an evidence based provable way. They cannot be stupid. And if they are stupid then they cannot possibly be doing all of that.
Just like Biden was sleepy Joe autopen and not really running the country but also behind everything bad. Like it can't be both of those things.
Democrats just worship their politicians, that is why blue Biden caps, bibles, shirts, credit cards, etc are in high demand and you see them everywhere.
Oh, wait, wrong fucking side of the aisle and politician
Dems worship their politicians which is why they forced Al Franken to resign over some extremely minor impropriety, whereas their Republican counterparts will defend known pedophiles to the death before forcing them out of power.
Denis Hastert must be really pissed he wasn't a member of the 119th Congress.
"Enemy is both weak and strong"...
But it 'is' when under fascism!
Well you see the enemy is both weak and strong... this seems familiar somehow.
"The DNC is so good at stealing elections that Trump lost the popular vote in 2016 while still winning the presidency!"
It's still hilarious to me how Trump immediately disbanded that li'l commission of his to find proof of the Clinton campaign rigging the elections the second it was required to share its findings with Democrats.
man, this protection really covers the bases
i can name like six extremely popular and extremely radical right wing social media dipshits no problem, ask me one left wing and ive got literally nothing
To be Fair TM and Balanced TM, I am aware of Some More News, and I'm not even American.
Hi! And how do you do, fellow wormbo enjoyer!
Wormbo carries the show. Even though he's been absent for weeks, his corny goodness can be felt.
Now to be somewhat fair, even though I don’t like to be, you can probably find some left wing dipshits online. Like Hasanabi for example. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not trying to “both-sides” this as Republicans are clearly so much worse, but it isn’t nonexistent on the other side.
Tucker Carlson - Multi-million dollar talking head with access to the president, makes shit up in realtime on a mainstream propaganda network and people believe him
Hasanabi - Made a million dollars, works out of his house, reads news articles and talks about them while injecting dumb shit into convos with teens and twentysomethings on a medium that most people dont use
They arent even in the same universe
I mean, I wasn’t really comparing an unfortunately massively influential dickhead like Tucker Carlson to Hasanabi. Carlson is indeed in a deluded universe of his own, but you could make the same argument for the right wing talking heads on Twitter (that they’re on a platform that most people don’t use)
Most people above 40 know what Twitter is, most people above 40 dont know what Twitch is.
Also I compared the two because Hasan is pretty much the top of the list, there arent a ton of huge lefty talking heads out there so peak for peak theres no comparison. Everything below that still goes right cause theres 5x the amount of right-leaning mid-level talking heads so its pretty lopsided to compare. Borderline disingenuous.
Also Twitch is mostly know for being a place where people play video games. Aside from the fact I never even heard of this guy before this thread most Twitch users aren't on there to watch something like that to begin with.
i didnt even spell projection right, no harm no foul haha
on to coffee!
They would call CNN extremist
Masters of projection
IMAX America Great Again
Can someone point out a “high iq” republican media/source lol? Isn’t that at its very core an oxymoron?
Oh those are the RINOs now. There used to be some Republican's with brains, but they saw Trump and said "nope, that's not what we're about," so the party cast them out as Libcucks or whatever.
So to answer your question: No, they don't exist anymore, the only Republican media that's allowed to exist is that which slobs on Trumps tiny knob.
Trumpy himself said that “smart people don’t like him.” Kind of pointless to continue the argument after that.
And conservatives wonder why people point and laugh at them all the time.
I think at this point their stupidity is less amusing and sheer horrifying instead.
This person wasn’t educated on punctuation.
Or anything else, apparently
"high iq sources"
Cool, I now know I can stop reading and listening to anything else you have to say.
I bet he posted that wearing a Trump hat, and Trump shirt, with a Trump flag on the wall.
Because when I think "well educated on politics," I think of the people who have spent the last ten-ish months in a state of surprise that the guy they voted for has acted 90% in line with how he said he would. (I'll allow shock over the whole "randomly going all in on mass invasion" bit, since I don't think anyone saw that coming...)
snort Relevant statistic:
https://preview.redd.it/t5o467bhtz7g1.jpeg?width=824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e4aaa62a54aa2fbc8b8f30e78e432a4d36fb9bb
And Democrats are absolutely the ones (checks notes) worshiping politicians.
Where are y'all finding this leftist extremist media? Mine's just like "humans deserve dignity" and stuff
Right?! I wanna see some examples of Poison Ivy levels of extremism
Fox tells them that they are. So they believe they are.
Every accusation is a confession.
Republicans literally have no idea what's going on. All they watch is Fox News and - as every accusation is a confession - what they see in their social media bubble.
They have no idea ICE is picking up non-criminals and citizens. None.
They think Tariffs are a tax paid by foreign businesses.
They think all cities in Blue states are like war zones.
They think Venezuela is trafficking fentanyl.
In short, they honestly believe everything Trump lies about.
And when they realize one thing isn't true, they don't logically infer that all the rest are lies as well, they just assume it's the exception.
Nothing will break the cult mindset. To get them to accept the truth would me destroying their ego completely - to the point of being suicidal. They will cling to the lies for the rest of their lives.
They should work in a cinema because they are PROJECTING.
I like when they tell on themselves
"I love the uneducated." "Smart people don't like me."
-Donald Trump
Anyone smart enough to understand statistics knows that generally speaking, the more educated you are, the less likely you are to support Trump, MAGA and the Republicans.
The less likely you are to swallow manipulation for weak minds who lack critical thinking skills.
That kind of statement exists for dumb, uneducated MAGA to feel better about themselves.
Every accusation a confession.
Prager U and Turning Point USA are high IQ platforms
You dropped this: /s
I thought it was obvious enough
In 2025, nothing is obvious enough.
Saying this after coming off a 3-day ban for a “homophobic comment” when I was literally sarcastically pointing out the homophobia of the commenter above me (which they did not get banned for).
Quintessential post
every day i am more and more convinced of the statistic that 50% of comments are posted by bots.
Drives us to believe you worship politicians
as opposed to actually worshipping them.
I’m sorry, democrats worship politicians?
“I love the poorly educated”.
Republican's have been successfully educated on greed and hate.
Sauce?
projection much?
yeah, this is the most imaginary made up bullshit i've seen in a long time...this is flat earth level of delusion. i come from a family of Trump supporting college educated folks...and i can tell you for a certainty, that my otherwise intelligent family is dumb as fuck when it comes to politics, policy, and history. i knew some old school republicans, people long dead, who had actually read classic political literature, who could argue constitutional law, and who had a grip on history that could underpin their political beliefs...but MAGA and modern republicans are not those people.
I'd like to ask them to explain what led them to believe that. They look like they're projecting like an IMAX theater.
It's funny how often they spell republicans as 'democrats'.
“I love the poorly educated” - Trump
ACTUAL glass houses
High IQ sources = Facebook captions
Low IQ sources = Instagram captions.
God-tier IQ sources = Reddit comments 😎
the “reliable and high iq” source being fox news btw
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No, they aren't.
Only one side literally has a gilded statue of their leader.