They're not interested in individualism at all, they just market themselves to those who are. Just like they're not a populist party or a party of family values. It's their way or the highway...
I get you. I'm just pointing out how they're criminalizing innocuous private behavior. They're trying to ban VPNs in some places as well. If you're using one make sure the company is based overseas.
If it really happened in this timeline I would expect something between Idiocracy and Raptrure-Palooza except they would all get left because God just doesn't want to deal with a heaven full of assholes.
Rapture-Palooza, was a mediocre comedy unless you are in the mood for something more silly than serious. In it the devil turns out to be a second rate politician and complete asshole and the rapture feels more like a hustle by some second rate demons who would really rather get high than raise hell. It kinda tracks also.
Plus I low-key have always had a thing for the sarcastic nerdy type and Anna Kendrick has never not played that part AFAIK.
Weirdest way to bring attention to the migratory practices of birds, but it’s effective. I know now ducks will destroy the American SW in about a month.
Realistically 1/8/2026-the inevitable heat death of the universe. Unless we end up in the "my science is better than your science" timeline a la South Park.
I bet the Lord is looking down on this, then on January the 7th after nothing happens tells this guy, "Once again, you fell for one of my classic pranks. Bazinga!" Then laughs as he dusts off his sandal all over this pickup.
Why do they not bother reading their own book? It says clear as day, in the book of Revelations, that you will not know the time or place of his return.
That means that if you were given a date, that message is either coming from your own head (most likely), or what the Bible says (which you claim is the infallible word of god), is a lie.
One thing most of us can look forward to, most of us will still be here to keep each other company after the rapture. So if I don’t get picked in the first round draft, does it automatically make me a free agent????
Actually I am looking forward to the fucking rapture. I can’t wait for all the self righteous, self serving “Christian” assholes to leave this planet for their “paradise” and let the rest of us actually create a better world for everyone else.
It’s really gonna happen this time, guys! A hand-written poster taped to the back of a SC pickup truck is evidence of someone who truly has done his research.
"...or don't"
Whoever ignores thy truck, let him ignore thy truck still
SO SAYETH THE LORD
Ammun 🙏
AMEN, Y'ALL! LET'S GO GET A BEER.
But DO NOT ignore the duck page on FB
"Or don't" is not a complete.
I feel like they ran out of room for "...whatever".
"...idrc"
Sandwich?
Gen X schizoride. Driver is batshit crazy and couldn’t care less about it.
I don’t.
I also choose don't
I don't know. I like ducks.
The duck is a lie
But the bird is the word 😉
Remember when they made all those "Left Behind" books/movies about how bad things would be on earth if they all left. 🤣
And those "Left Behind" movies are still available on internet porno sites.
I wouldn't know, they just effectively banned porn in my state
Its fascinating to me that the party that seems obsessed with rugged individualism, needs to control those individuals.
They're not interested in individualism at all, they just market themselves to those who are. Just like they're not a populist party or a party of family values. It's their way or the highway...
IP traced and packets sniffed...
Never heard of TOR?
Should have used a proxy, bitch.
That's the Porn Police at the door!
Do I need to pay to have a nightstick shoved up my ass or do they do that for free?
Depends on the county and your race
Except for people who know what VPN is.
Doesn't negate the legislative overreach just because there are workarounds. 🫤
True. I don't agree with the law, I'm just pointing out how ineffective it is.
I get you. I'm just pointing out how they're criminalizing innocuous private behavior. They're trying to ban VPNs in some places as well. If you're using one make sure the company is based overseas.
They are trying to ban VPNs
Just 5 minutes ago VPNs were the greatest thing in safety and privacy protection...
Until they realized they got in the way of Project 2025 effectively banning pornography🙄
Im sure they claimed it was for another reason, but it‘s not hard to put two and two together
Yet . Grindr works fine and spikes at their conventions. Weird.
I know, it’s so odd /s
Aren’t they talking about making those illegal now, too?
If it really happened in this timeline I would expect something between Idiocracy and Raptrure-Palooza except they would all get left because God just doesn't want to deal with a heaven full of assholes.
I don't know Rapture-Palooza, but it sounds amazing.
That intro about idiots outbreeding us has been hitting pretty hard lately.
Right?
Rapture-Palooza, was a mediocre comedy unless you are in the mood for something more silly than serious. In it the devil turns out to be a second rate politician and complete asshole and the rapture feels more like a hustle by some second rate demons who would really rather get high than raise hell. It kinda tracks also.
Plus I low-key have always had a thing for the sarcastic nerdy type and Anna Kendrick has never not played that part AFAIK.
I vote for a reverse rapture. Kind of like that scene in ghost where the shadows snatched the guy who killed him and drag him off...
Earth would be fantastic if that happened.
Oh the Kirk Cameron film!
seriously it’s nice living in parts of the world where the apocalypse isn’t in the freaking water
Ah yes. Duck-pocalypse.
Weirdest way to bring attention to the migratory practices of birds, but it’s effective. I know now ducks will destroy the American SW in about a month.
I hope it's better than the last one..
Yeah. They hid this one.
Oooooh.. hidden rapture sounds good
Thank God! I've been looking forward to this
I wish the lord would take me now.
Gotta misery out the holidays first.
Post Rapture party 1/8/2026!🥳
Realistically 1/8/2026-the inevitable heat death of the universe. Unless we end up in the "my science is better than your science" timeline a la South Park.
More raptures than Call of Duty coming out. But one day GTA 6 will come and it still won’t be the rapture just some asteroid
The rapture might be in the dlc! GTA 6 is gonna be amazing!!!
More raptures than cat subs on Reddit.
I bet the Lord is looking down on this, then on January the 7th after nothing happens tells this guy, "Once again, you fell for one of my classic pranks. Bazinga!" Then laughs as he dusts off his sandal all over this pickup.
Why do they not bother reading their own book? It says clear as day, in the book of Revelations, that you will not know the time or place of his return.
That means that if you were given a date, that message is either coming from your own head (most likely), or what the Bible says (which you claim is the infallible word of god), is a lie.
Either they are a liar or the Bible is.
If they read their Bible they wouldn't do stuff like this. They'd be talking about how based veiling is on Twitter instead
Either they are a liar or the Bible is.
Porque no los dos?
I choose to make this person put his money where his mouth is.
If you’re going to be raptured, sell me your truck, your house, and all your assets effective 8 January.
If you’re right, you get to go to heaven unburdened by earthly things.
If you’re wrong, you get to pay for your sin of hubris.
I think there have been two predicted raptures per year that I’ve been alive.
Only Duck Man can save us from the rapture.
The cartoon show? Should I go buy the box set or something? Seems sus
i mean at least he’s giving you a choice
Oooohhhh this could be fun! I wonder if I can grift off some delusional folks willing to give me their life savings....
I wish they would get raptured. Annoying bigots.
But...what about the veloci-rapture?
Who schedules a rapture on a Wednesday?
Hope they are right this time, would be nice not have to deal with them anymore.
I hope one of his neighbors says hi on 1/8/26 and asks what he's up to today.
Great. Another one.
What's he going to do when he wakes up as normal the next day?
"Ohh, oh... so, the really secret Revelation (which neither I nor anyone has seen) says it's next... uhhh... October... I guess?"
okay this time for real guys
Don’t trust anyone with an avalanche. They’re easily persuaded.
Is that someone tied up in the bed??
Let’s hope so! Get these mofos outta my world
You do not know how bad I want this to happen. PLEASE come take all the Christians. I want this crazy bastard to be correct more than anything.
Don't these people feel stupid after awhile?!🤷🏻♀️
So what happens when it doesnt happen? Theyll finally figure out its all bullshit right?.... right?.......
1/7 is gonna hit and this guy will still cope
I went to school with Duck Page. So sweet.
I have a dentist appointment that day. Should I cancel it?
I’m not doing anything that day. Gtfoh
He's clearly from the Neutral Planet.
“Tell my wife I said hello.”
Nice to know there are options.
Duck page yeah I found a page with all the cute ducks on there swimming around and shit😝😝😝
"I got it from Facebook" is the magic phrase to make anything you're saying sound like bullshit, no matter what it is.
How many times is there supposed to be a rapture? At what point do they realize they've been scammed?
I gots to get my hair did.
🎵It’s rapture season but I’m a fuckin heathen.🎵I’m going no where. 🎵I’m staying right here🎵
Promises promises
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My child, what did you do to spread my revelation to the people?
Why do truck guys have such small peens???
The Rapture will not be televised.
I can't find the duck page
What duck page??
Hard pass.
If they keep this bullshit up, they'll have to declare it a holiday.
How many raptures does that make in the last 12 months? Is it just a few people at a time?
Can Jesus just come get these guys already?
Meanwhile, on Jan. 8th, 2026 he will say "no, uh, I meant the first of July, 2026..."
He's going to look even sillier on the 8th.
"...and the Truth shall be revealed upon a truck, black in color and of the pick-up variety."
IT'S in Revelations people!!!
Any Christian knows that you will never know the exact day and time. We get these occasionally and they are an embarrassment.
Fuckin finally
🙏🏽
I guess I’ll stay off the roads that day, hmm?
I wish those religious fanatics would just LEAVE already and let us sane people alone.
Reminder that the rapture is an entirely American invention.
Or don’t, I don’t care, no big deal!
Only ducks will be raptured?
I'm still waiting for an explanation to the talking snake, and this nitwit's on his 30th revolation call, another rapture? Wow.
Is it ok if I don't?
This gives me vibes of the STFU girl…..rapture, shut the fuck up. Groceries, shut the fuck up. Facebook, shut the fuck up
Find duck face on O.F. or dance.
It's hard to take these instructions while driving. I should do one or the other.
Coo coo coo coo
The hidden “revelation”. 🍻
When that day passes and nothing happens will shut up for ever
But… what if he’s right?👀
They keep promising to leave, but never do.
One thing most of us can look forward to, most of us will still be here to keep each other company after the rapture. So if I don’t get picked in the first round draft, does it automatically make me a free agent????
It's funny that Christians don't think they're in a cult
Now they're making the rapture signs in cheap cardboard. Smart.
It is a mental disorder.
TBF they’ve only got to be right once!
/s
Dibs on their truck if they drink their special kool-aid on the 7th!
Wonder what they will be doing on 1/8/2026?
Likely wondering why it didn't happen...
Because it's never going to, you fucking morons!
The Raptor is coming! Duck!
Cool. I love owls.
I ready to hit all the Rapture Sales as folks shed their worldly possessions on their way to paradise.
Guess which word is misspelled. Funny answers only, please.
Oooh on my birthday! Wait, no one will remember it again if this happens! So unfair!!!!
OK, but which DUCK PAGE ON FB?
I'm on vacation then, so I'll just have to wait and catch the rapture in February.
Nobody knows when the 2nd coming is. We laugh at these people in Christian circles too
Definitely talking to this guy. Asking if I can have any money or valuables he’s got since he’s leaving. 👋🏻
Oh no! The DUCK Rapture!
Typical Oregon fan
I choose.. don’t.
It's happening AGAIN?!
Rapture you say? Anybody wanna sign over any deeds or pink slips?
On January 8th, he'll claim he was using the EU system and it's actually on July 1st
They just pick dates out of there ass
"duck page"?
Good, my Christmas credit card spending bill won't be due until 01/10/26
Or don't
Actually I am looking forward to the fucking rapture. I can’t wait for all the self righteous, self serving “Christian” assholes to leave this planet for their “paradise” and let the rest of us actually create a better world for everyone else.
Wasn’t the rapture made up by some dude in the 1800s and it’s not even in the Bible?
Rapture == it was god's will != rapture == humanity's faith is strong
Anyone who's going to be raptured, I'll gladly take your property.......
Guess I won’t be turning 57 next year. (3 days before my b’day).
Is that 1st of July or the 7th of January? Ahhhhh! See. It could be wrong.
Dude has never opened a Bible
How to type out the late-00’s stuttered DJ air horn noise? Think it’s appropriate here because
ANOTHER ONE
It’s really gonna happen this time, guys! A hand-written poster taped to the back of a SC pickup truck is evidence of someone who truly has done his research.
I want to find a duck, that sounds like fun.
Or don’t
Can they all just goooo
I gotta start using these dates as lottery numbers. Maybe I'll win. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6/7
I believe whoever took this pic was following a false prophet.
I would love to ask this person on 1/8/26 "what happened to the rapture?"
What do these people do the day after?
Start giving away and selling your stuff now!!!
GTA VI - Rapture City
There would be world peace.
Oh man.... I'm so excited, maybe this will be the one.
Check our dude's page https://www.facebook.com/duck.page
Note to self: check Facebook marketplace for some sweet deals on worldly possessions the first week of January.
This time we’re certain. Although we’ve said that every time before.
Awesome so next month all these chuckleheads will disappear. Right…right.. /s
Oh please let it be true and take them all away!
Hidden revelation. Oxymoron.
I really wish this was true so all these lunatics would just disappear for once!
Giving my beloved Avalanches a bad name, here.
Please, take them all.
Time for a new rapture bingo card...
So few would be "raptured" that it wouldn't even make the news.
I've been racking my brains to figure out how to fleece the rapture simps. I guess I'll keep my day job.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. this is not biblical. there is no code to crack in the bible. no one can or will know the day or hour.
Hmmm, let me check my calendar…. I’ll pencil it in.
“OR DON’T” 🤣
Wooton! Another rapture! I LOVE THESE!
Points for spelling revelation correctly 👍
Here's hoping! Unfortunately those that I'd rather be gone wouldn't be raptured.
Ok I’ll don’t
Geeee, we better get ready 🤨🤨🤨‼️ he better give away all of his wealth and assets to the churches then 🤨🤨🤨‼️
Maybe these rapture dates are all right and we all just keep getting passed over? Just kidding, these people are insane!
Cool, now just stay the fuck out of California!
Wake up, honey, new Rapture just dropped
Takin all bets on how many raptures we’ll have in 2026…
I agree with David Sedaris, who said "The sudden disappearance of millions of people who believe in that crap would be a big improvement'".
We used to have facilities for these kinds of people.
Or don’t sounds good to me.
Imagine how nice it’ll be after they leave us all behind.
I can't wait for the rapture to zap up all the squares and buzz kills so we can get to partying.
Do don't.