can someone PLEASE translate this schizo ride that I saw in the great city of Philadelphia
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  • 82 points Silenc1o

    Something about Joe Biden blanching rice 🍚

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    29 points Thunder_Grundle0

    What the hell is blanching and does it involve the golden girls?

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    38 points PookTurtle61

    You're damn right it does. Thank you for being a friend.

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    12 points ChaosRainbow23

    Travelled down the road and back again....

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    2 points WillUSee

    👏👏🤝I would like to shake your hand👏👏

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    4 points MICR0_WAVVVES

    Hmm. Must be something about golden rice? They bioengineered it to contain vitamin A which many people in Asia had deficiencies of.

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    6 points snotparty

    old dudes do love rice pudding, I bet its about that

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    1 points Pod_people

    Aggressively.

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  • 27 points Useless890

    The artist probably snorted more paint than he sprayed.

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    5 points panicinbabylon

    I mean, that’s when Charlie from IASIP gets his best ideas too

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    1 points esneedham12

    Greens the best flavor

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    5 points No-Blueberry-1823

    Dude this is the comment

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  • 53 points brothmc

    looks like the average trump supporter to me 😂

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    27 points Dead_Internet69420

    Just another terminal case of TDS. It’s sad what Trump, Facebook, and Cambridge Analytica have done to millions of Americans. 

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    16 points skunkyscorpion

    First time I've seen someone use that term correctly 🤣

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    2 points the-last-aiel

    They're legit like anger zombies

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    1 points Long-Intention-8426

    It’s supporting exposing trump on the side? I doubt he’s a supporter

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  • 23 points Great-Gas-6631

    Could they compile one insane thought, this wild stream of rambling nonsense is something.

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  • 21 points AlpenroseMilk

    "Me kill 4 $"
    Killing his braincells for sure 😭

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    4 points skunkyscorpion

    Good eye lol that back rear bumper

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    2 points AZ-Sycamore

    That’s better than I kill 46 like I thought it said

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    1 points Both-Conversation514

    I wonder if it’s a continuation of what’s in front of the wheel: “Blanche Ryce agress [agrees?] 2 have me kill[ed] 4 $.”

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  • 13 points spanky842026

    It's advertising his social media account.

    Just searched his name & the phrase in ( ) appeared in the returns.

    It is a claim that can't be proven, I AM ANOINTED.

    Also claims to expose a wild melange of alphabet agencies, politicians, & policies.

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  • 11 points Emergency-Prompt-

    The government, Trump, Biden, someone named Rice, and possibly bees are all part of a massive conspiracy that only I can see, and my car is now a billboard about it.

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    3 points rpgnymhush

    Condoleezza?

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    3 points Emergency-Prompt-

    I thought about that, hard to say. On the lower driver door there’s “blanche rice”. That could be someone or maybe they just like to soak rice before they consume it.

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    2 points FriedSmegma

    Part of it has a little hand drawn facebook logo and says Sylvester Rice. So probably whoever that is.

    FOUND HIM!!!

    oh boy

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    1 points Appropriate-Brush772

    I think he’s here as well. If you go to Amazon you can see the same book that he’s promoting on his page. It’s about police corruption. Apparently this is his mobile ad for it 😂😂

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    1 points Emergency-Prompt-

    Oh shit lol.

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    1 points Bootman-7

    soulfamily

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    1 points Appropriate-Brush772

    BEES?!?🐝

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    2 points Emergency-Prompt-

    AGRESSZ HIVE had me jump to bees.

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    2 points Appropriate-Brush772

    I was making an Arrested Development joke

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    1 points Emergency-Prompt-

    Right over my head 😂

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    2 points Appropriate-Brush772

    No worries 😂

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    1 points eleye419

    No, beadsss

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    1 points Sasquatch1729

    I wonder how much of the conspiracy revolves around secretly sabotaging their car to kneecap the fuel efficiency. Because certainly it's not because of the giant plywood sail they've attached to the top of this car.

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    1 points TheHomeStretch

    Oh god, there is a megaphone strapped to the roof…

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  • 4 points L-user101

    Drugs are bad mmmkay

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    2 points No-Blueberry-1823

    I don't think there's a drug strong enough for this

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  • 6 points Skylon1

    Googled it, found him, more schizo shit….not sure what I expected.

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    6 points Dead_Internet69420

    Any footage of that car driving? I want to see how it handles with that sail strapped to the roof. 

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    3 points Skylon1

    I don’t have social media so it just was asking me to sign up for like Instagram and fb and all the other stuff that came up for him when I tried to look. I could only see like some thumbnails of videos one looked like they wrote a book and another was something about a cop confirming the schizo had dirt on them. So just religious and law enforcement conspiracy, the usual stuff.

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  • 5 points doctorfortoys

    All you need to know is Jesus is FIRST!

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    7 points ready-redditor-6969

    Which totally squares with “ME KILL 4$”, 🤦‍♂️

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  • 6 points i_stealursnackz

    This is what they told everyone weed did to people when we were in the 4th grade

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    2 points No-Blueberry-1823

    Can't believe I had to scroll down so far to find this

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  • 9 points Responsible-Shoe7258

    These people used to live in asylums...Now they're out rubbin' fenders with all of us.

    'Murica!

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    2 points slimersnail

    Yeah, im a supporter of bringing back the institutions. But I doubt it will ever happen.

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    4 points ETMoose1987

    We definitely need them back, obviously they were bad before but no one having a good faith argument would claim that we bring them back exactly as they were.

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    3 points mmmpeg

    Sadly they were real Hell holes, but I’d never seen a homeless person before that.

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  • 4 points Montyburnside22

    I can't even figure out who he hates. Maybe he's got one Bleeding heart liberal personality and one MAGA zombie personality. Yikes

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  • 4 points tomcat1483

    Meth is hellava drug…..

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    2 points No-Blueberry-1823

    That's a little bit stronger than meth

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  • 3 points SlashEssImplied

    I thought they were insane until I saw the Jesus 1st on the hood.

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  • 3 points MagnusCromulus

    The second you see “Jesus 1st” scribbled on a shitmobile, just ignore and move on with your life. The chances of you missing out on some great insight are basically zero.

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  • 2 points knight-of-weed

    🔍

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  • 2 points kft1609

    tell me more about these video storing high beams, and can I get them?

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  • 2 points Famous_Suspect6330

    Definitely not street legal that's for sure

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    1 points No-Blueberry-1823

    That's the first thought that came to your mind lol

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  • 2 points CocktailTom

    That's my Uber car. Sorry.

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  • 2 points splicepark

    Idk I just want to be in the place behind it

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  • 2 points LLMprophet

    That spoiler-sign is a marvel of engineering but the gas mileage has to be lower single digits with bad understeer.

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  • 2 points smartbunny

    The Rice family has some problems.

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  • 2 points joshloveless1976

    found this https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=1709546639897070

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    2 points CombinationSorry8473

    Love how he refers to himself as a walking billboard, wearing the same shirt he had printed with all that stuff every single day, with some washing in between.

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  • 2 points MuralPassport

    Hurts my soul 💔  Because everyone knows they are suffering except themselves....(As my beautiful daughter paces off her steps in her room to not be punished by God 😭)

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  • 2 points Boring-Duck3501

    I just wanna go to the bar with all the dogs behind the schizo car

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    1 points OliverNorvell1956

    Bonus: You won’t see the “dog cancer” schizo car guy there!

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  • 2 points gecoble

    Jesus first 😝

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  • 2 points AlmightyGod420

    I think it translates to “I love Joe Biden and want to have his babies”

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  • 2 points djscoots10

    What are they angry about? You could write a Dada sound poem on the side of your car and it would make more sense.

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  • 2 points Fantastic_Goose_7025

    Excellent job securing his speaker. That's definitely not going anywhere

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  • 2 points terpystation

    Cultists culting

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  • 1 points ChannelPure6715

    How nature says, "hands off" this personnis bat-fuck crazy

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  • 1 points Release-the-List

    Mental health is a hell of a thing

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  • 1 points JosetheZombie

    I’m a walking Ang driving billboard.

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  • 1 points Several-Assistant-51

    That person needs help wow

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  • 1 points Dense-Business-359

    Something about Trump blowing Bubba.

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  • 1 points Rabid_Cheese_Monkey

    Some mentally challenged and disturbed individual who probably has overdue traffic tickets for having that sail on their party van promoting their Conspiracy Theory laden Failbook wall.

    Don't visit less you actually want Cancer and AIDS.

    A vacation to a padded cell and Rispiridone Cocktails are in order for this individual.

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  • 1 points starphoenician

    cool actionable threat on the bumper hell ya

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  • 1 points wyarkie9

    It says I have nothing useful to offer the world, because I’m a nut job who listens to bullshit!

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  • 1 points 5043090

    “And it’s…ladies night tonight at the Palace Hotel Ballroom.”

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  • 1 points fourdawgnight

    not a cult

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  • 1 points Bubbly_Cockroach8340

    The dogs are having fun at daycare.

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  • 1 points artful_todger_502

    Amazon.com: Corruption Justice from Darkness to Light: 9798886832907: Rice, Sylvester: Books https://share.google/Ewf5IPvGNn7uljiIK

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  • 1 points Grouchy-Crew-7885

    And this person has the right to get a gun? Yikes, where does this unhingment cone from?

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  • 1 points alang

    I'm just here for the pack of cute dogs in the background.

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  • 1 points occupylawlstreet

    This is the good stuff.

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  • 1 points ExpensiveBuddy2713

    Jeebus I can’t even.. that’s so many more levels down the rabbit hole. Great post OP

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  • 1 points Many_Taro_58

    Me kill 46

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  • 1 points BiggDogg56

    Sylvester Rice is anointed?

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  • 1 points Ojos1842

    It’s mental illness.

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  • 1 points MaterialRow3769

    Back in the day you would see a car like this and assume it got vandalized

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  • 1 points DownLeft1312

    They really like Joe Bide

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  • 1 points 60_hurts

    Translation: “THE GUB’MINT!”

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  • 1 points the_real_Beavis999

    It's Philadelphia, that's all you need to know...

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  • 1 points Oldbayistheshit

    He has a loud speaker and was driving around Capitol Hill with a recording on repeat. I talked to him one day and he wrote a book about it. I can’t remember why he’s so pissed, but seemed normal actually haha

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  • 1 points Guywithasockpuppet

    The rear bumper says "Me ki8ll 46". That I think puts him in the proper maga camp. This one is off even by psycho standards, so hard to be sure.

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  • 1 points artbrymer

    Isn't freedom wonderful?

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  • 1 points Few-Article8784

    In Kensington?

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  • 1 points Face-EatingLeopards

    Be interesting to hear what’s coming out of those speakers. Then again…

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  • 1 points Suitable-Language-73

    I can smell the piss when they roll through town.

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    1 points Tricklarock73

    The pissmeister

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  • 1 points Crafty-Carpet2305

    Someone turned the-drunk-uncle-who-wasn't-invited-to-Thanksgiving-this-year's search history into vehicle paint

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  • 1 points Initial-Wrongdoer938

    Ugh, I've always hated those cheap, aftermarket spoilers.

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  • 1 points Puzzleheaded-Bee-291

    On the back bumper, does it say me kill 4 or 41?

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  • 1 points East-Reaction4157

    Remember when Geraldo went to the warehouse this guy would have been destined to wind up in? Not saying mental health should exist like that today but someone is off their meds.

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  • 1 points Peachesandcreamatl

    It's Philadelphia. 

    That's all you need to know. 

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  • 1 points Jackal969

    Do you think this person would know the difference between right and wrong without his religion (whatever that may be)? Do you think they could work out moral/ethical behavior?

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  • 1 points Tricklarock73

    Holy fuckin tweeker!

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  • 1 points SteelKrom

    11:23 Thursday, The Gang gets Political

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  • 1 points r4ndom4xeofkindness

    That "Me kill 4 $" on the rear bumper really makes me think I should skip reading the rest and drive on. Not exactly the mark of a sane person.

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  • 1 points Honest_Pollution_92

    Gettin' the word out to the people!

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  • 1 points Top-Life219

    Can’t be explained. People are just losing their minds

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  • 1 points facexxbluntz

    Hmm. Interesting lol

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  • 0 points NiteHowler13

    Can we just call this a "Tin Foil Hat" kind of owner?

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    1 points spanky842026

    r/infowarriorrides

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