That’s a funny one too. I’ve seen others that are ass eating related. Do they expect to be propositioned because of these stickers? The dude in your town has a saying at least, not just a personal announcement.
Cops are known for not liking people that eat ass? I bet there’s lots of cops that do it. You could gain a buddy. I see that kind of stuff all the time and wonder 💭 why would you want to piss a cop off? There’s no benefit to it, just a long hard road if they decide to screw you over. Just telling them straight up that you eat ass, doesn’t seem like something they’d react to though IMO.
Putting it on the tires is a new one, how are the sexy ladies supposed to see it when you drive by them on the highway and flag you down for you to eat their asses??? 😢
Thank goodness- I struggled with that perspective too. The weird connections I was spinning to make sense of it… well, the Colonel would not approve. But then again, he may be a degenerate. One can never know for sure.
he wants people to donate to him so he can buy more particleboard and paint to broadcast his batshit insane takes on, because let's be real, this dude is definitely unemployable
This is an aggressive eruption of repressed instinctual conflict, crudely projected onto the rear of a Ford. The oversized flag suggests compensatory symbolism. The sign’s obsession with bodily functions indicates unresolved anal stage fixation. Also, this person desperately wants attention from a father figure.
“…this man, the driver of the vehicle, has obviously seen a 2014 documentary about ancient Egypt on the Aliens History Channel, and completely misunderstood the ancient Egyptian practice of inserting crocodile dung into the vaginal opening for contraceptive purposes.”
“…evidently, the driver has unresolved son-crocodile competition for the psychosexual possession of his mother, resulting in a classic phallic stage fixation.”
“His modified vehicle, a tangible representation of the lack of dissolution of his Oedipal fear: that of losing possession of his crocodile dung filled mother, and the fear of competition and castration by the father.”
“The vehicle, in essence, becomes an ideological shield for the crocodile dung desires of his id, while providing a physical barrier from his fears of the outside world. In his neurotic grasping for integration, he creates a makeshift manifestation of his underdeveloped super-ego.”
[snorts line of cocaine, one precisely the length of the average penis]
Bit everytime a bell rings an angel gets their wings. That's why my anal orgys require everyone to wear a bell necklace. Angle wings are going ro be flying around everywhere!
Is he citing his sources on the Egyptian animal crap claim? I don't see a citation about the US legalizing anal. I'm pretty sure that varies state by state.
And why is "anal" in quotes?
Ugh, why do I sound willing to argue with this nutjob? 😂
Religion and receiving "messages from God" is a very common theme in schizophrenia. Schizophrenia is a specific mental illness with known characteristics, which is why you see it manifest so similarly so often, and why there are enough cars for this sub to exist.
Well when you live your life for any invisible sky entity that has a whole bunch of rules and some of them overlap and contradict themselves. You basically start your existence with mental illness. Now add to that feelings of shame, inadequacy and fear of damnation what you get is shit like this.
What does he mean by "legalized"? Gay guys have been boning since forever. I don't know of any legislation that legalized something that's already legal.
I'm assuming (but judging because God is judge) that this person is referring to Lawrence v. Texas (2003) and against this by their truck and flag.... But it's hard to tell..
Can’t address the Ancient Egyptian medicine claim, but I’ve got a little piece of wisdom for this guy: Just because something is legal, doesn’t mean you have to do it. I don’t care for it myself, but if my neighbor and his boyfriend want to try it, how does that hurt me?
... are there not pills and/or similar treatments with traces of fecal matter (for the microbiome, specifically) for medicinal purposes in modern society because they... work?
Sorry to curse anyone who wasn't aware of it with that knowledge, but... you know. >>
Not that that's... the most important thing to focus on. Obviously. >> But it was my first thought (especially since it was a thing I first learned about via someone else*'s reddit comment somewhere. Because of course I did).
They’ve improperly cited their source. The citation should provide the date of the NG issue and the page number.
Even I know that. Is that a drawing of mountains?
What, exactly, do those two things have to do with each other? And does this person (and everyone like him) really think that if we made anal sex illegal again that everyone would stop having anal sex?
Whoa!
God is Judge!
‘God is judge’ really puts a neat little box on this schizo tailgate. Woah
This is my flair in infowarrior rides lol
Judge of good anal sex?
Yep 👍 If he rates you at least 8.0 out of 10 you instantly get to go straight to heaven! It says so right in the Bible, praise be🙏🙏🙏
My German girlfriend rates me consistently a nine. Does that count? 😋
She uses the metric system right?
I mean, I like Mike Judge’s work too but I wouldn’t call him God.
People when you go to the sign store with a lot to say
I think god wants me to let their tyres down
Reads like he just found out that it’s legal and he’s excited to go try it out
WOAH
Whoa!
This guy thinks a lot about anal.
I mean, same.
Me too, but i wouldn't paint it on the back of my car.
Yeah, I know a dude that has “I Eat Ass” in big white letters on all four of his tires. I’m like “Why is that the announcement you chose?”
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That’s a funny one too. I’ve seen others that are ass eating related. Do they expect to be propositioned because of these stickers? The dude in your town has a saying at least, not just a personal announcement.
Usually they just wanna ragebait cops
Cops are known for not liking people that eat ass? I bet there’s lots of cops that do it. You could gain a buddy. I see that kind of stuff all the time and wonder 💭 why would you want to piss a cop off? There’s no benefit to it, just a long hard road if they decide to screw you over. Just telling them straight up that you eat ass, doesn’t seem like something they’d react to though IMO.
Putting it on the tires is a new one, how are the sexy ladies supposed to see it when you drive by them on the highway and flag you down for you to eat their asses??? 😢
A man has to have a hobby........
Snoo checks out.
Whoa!
He must be a Libra :)
What's that mean, I've never heard that before. Inquiring minds want to know...
That's such a Pisces thing to ask
I’m a Libra… 😈
Care for some anal? Asking for a friend.
I appreciate the offer. I’m much more of a giver, to give is better than to receive.
Username kinda checks out
They call him the ... analyzer
"Oh, no no. It's pronounced analrapist"
“ANAL”
IANAL, but “ANAL”.
It's something he became very passionate about when he was in prison for previously illegal anal
No one thinks of cocks and butt sex more than right wingers
Me too.
Likewise, being a libra that consistently thinks about anal.
Why did he put it in quotations though?
And that's fine. But then he makes an anus of himself and does this.
His wife, if he has one, probably hasn't let him touch her in a decade so...
99.9% of the time people like this are over compensating to hide something.
In their brain, there is a connection there. Somewhere.
I repeat this positive affirmation to myself, every single morning.
Poop comes out of a butt. Anal is butt sex. It's all connected! Through the butt.
Every road leads back to the butt
Is the unconscious fascination that excrement is worthy, it's a sign of mental barriers giving in.
Thought the kfc sign was in their truck too
I'm not convinced otherwise.
Finger licking’ good
R/confusingperspective
r/foundthemobileuser
r/foundthehondacivic
The man feels strongly about anal sex and fried chicken.
The sign really completes the picture
That would have normalized this whole thing…
Thank goodness- I struggled with that perspective too. The weird connections I was spinning to make sense of it… well, the Colonel would not approve. But then again, he may be a degenerate. One can never know for sure.
A KFC sign juxtaposed with “eating animal crap” 👨🍳💋
I like the Donate! sticker. Doesn't say to who. Just Donate!
I think they want people to donate their anal
A worthy cause many can get behind ...
May be in very small print. :) Probably donate to the GOP!
he wants people to donate to him so he can buy more particleboard and paint to broadcast his batshit insane takes on, because let's be real, this dude is definitely unemployable
Freud would say something along the lines of..
This is an aggressive eruption of repressed instinctual conflict, crudely projected onto the rear of a Ford. The oversized flag suggests compensatory symbolism. The sign’s obsession with bodily functions indicates unresolved anal stage fixation. Also, this person desperately wants attention from a father figure.
Right before laying down on his own couch.
I would say something like;
[snorts line of cocaine, one precisely the length of the average penis]
How very Vonnegutian of you. (Vonne-goo-shian).
I am humbled and appreciative of the Vonne-gooch-ean comparison.
OneTwoThreePooAndPee, you’ve made my day. ❤️
If you can do a half-assed job of anything, you’re a one-eyed man in a kingdom of the blind.
Well said.
For now, I can only aspire to full-ass the job, bilateral self-enucliation, and all.
God I wish reddit still had free awards
Would he do a line of coke just before giving this pronouncement? Also, no mention of being jealous of his father and wanting to skrew his mother?
You can do coke and be right at the same time 🤷♂️
Hahaha. 🍻
Well said
Does he make love to his sofa?
When the anal stage integration remains unresolved into adulthood r/Freud
Yes, every time you do anal, "an angel loses it's wings". And you get coal in your stocking.
Hmm so I hate that we still burn coal but hear me out, “Franks Coal and Prosthetic Wing Emporium”? I can see the profits now !
https://iasip.app/3-VmKpZ8ykSbFCUIUXUSmA
Bit everytime a bell rings an angel gets their wings. That's why my anal orgys require everyone to wear a bell necklace. Angle wings are going ro be flying around everywhere!
I honestly thought he had a KFC flag mounted on the back too for a half-second.
Anal for the Colonel ✌️
KFC=anal lube
LEGALIZED "ANAL"
r/suspiciousquotes
This guy and God can’t stop thinking about buttholes. Get some help
Well, God created buttholes. Not sure what this guy’s excuse is.
Right? Like, you already have one, just grab a mirror and a flashlight…no need for a vehicular manifesto.
Thank you for citing your source
I mean, otherwise it might just be bullshit.
(National Geographic)
I’m glad he clarified Ancient Egyptians, but the “and now” generalization has me confused. Is the latter due to demographic shift or redistricting?
✓ Random American flag
✓ KFC sign
✓ Pickup truck
✓ Dubious historical "fact" (tho surprisingly the source is apparently cited)
✓ Dubious political "fact"
✓ Dubious Grammar
✓ God mentioned for no reason
✓ A bunch of bumper stickers
One of the most American pictures ever taken lmao
Is he citing his sources on the Egyptian animal crap claim? I don't see a citation about the US legalizing anal. I'm pretty sure that varies state by state.
And why is "anal" in quotes?
Ugh, why do I sound willing to argue with this nutjob? 😂
Just send him a properly researched sign, will ya?
Actually, Egyptians used crocodile poop for female contraception.
Citation link, please.
https://www.popsci.com/science/crocodile-dung-birth-control/
Thanks so much!
Haha, nice!
Sodomy was federally illegal until the early 2000’s
Huh. I didn't know that.
God's America
Did we legalize eating animals while having anal yet?
They should go to the KFC and find out.
Ok, so he's projecting a lot of interest in:
a) poop
b) anuses
Ancient Egyptians could afford nicer ford ranger trucks
Id be very surprised if this guy had less than 4 terabytes of homosexual scat/dildo porn on his hard drive
Oh this guy absolutely contributes to the "conservatives watch more kink-porn than anyone else" statistic.
You eat pieces of animal crap for breakfast?
god iz juge
Does it say "national geographic" in parentheses? Where is he getting this information about ancient Egyptians eating animal feces
Yes. He's citing his source. haha
They always say 'crap'. I hate that word and I hate this cult.
Why are evangelicals so fixated on anal sex?
Bc they want it so bad but they're afraid of how much they'll love it.
This guy’s vote counts the same as yours.
The church has been fine with anal sex since the dawn of time as long as the kids don't tell anyone about it
Is the KFC sign on the car aswell as the flag?
Just an observation, but how is it there seems to be a direct correlation between mental illness and god.
Religion and receiving "messages from God" is a very common theme in schizophrenia. Schizophrenia is a specific mental illness with known characteristics, which is why you see it manifest so similarly so often, and why there are enough cars for this sub to exist.
Well when you live your life for any invisible sky entity that has a whole bunch of rules and some of them overlap and contradict themselves. You basically start your existence with mental illness. Now add to that feelings of shame, inadequacy and fear of damnation what you get is shit like this.
I have a lot of questions
You want to ask this guy questions?? On purpose?
Please don't.
He has a sticker that just says DONATE. Donate to what/whom?
Hole pics for 'research'
You know anal sex isn’t really legal everywhere
Are those 2 statements supposed to have anything to do with each other, or did the guy just put a couple random shower thoughts on his truck?
It looks like the Colonel is laughing at his crazy ass
He's just jealous because he has huge hemorrhoids.
I think we can all agree the core message here is: Anal sex, woah! God!
Well go eat some dog shit and stop worrying who/how other people fuck.
Dude connects non-existent dots just so he can put "anal sex" on the back of his truck.
Well, I guess we all need goals in life....
You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?
You guys, he's taking donations.
I think any reference to ancient Egypt gives a schizo ride +2 (scripture gives it +1)
Actually, Egyptians used crocodile dung as contraception. I'd love to let the driver know.
I guess he does not know his wife enjoys anal.
Ooh let me try a MAGA Haiku.
Ancient Romans payed taxes for roads
Now USA makes roads out of asphalt. Whoa!
God is judge
👏👏👏
He puts it in quotations like it's this crazy new thing.
Am I missing some connection somewhere? It's deeper than I am 😝🤔
What does he mean by "legalized"? Gay guys have been boning since forever. I don't know of any legislation that legalized something that's already legal.
That reads like god wants to watch us have anal sex.
Whoa indeed..
I remember this picture from years ago. Whoa! God is judge.
Im pretty sure Anal sex has always been legal no? I just dont tell anybody about it
Historically there have been a lot of places that would send men to federal pound you in the ass prison for having anal sex.
Oh, the irony
There are some southern states that still have anti-sodomy laws on the books. In fact, I think most of them still do.
If you have to do it, and not tell anybody, it's not legal.
But... Why is anal in quotes?
I think he is pushing his 1st Amendment rights. Time and place. Little kids can read it.
This isn’t schizophrenia - the key word there is DONATE. Just another grifter in the era of megagrifting.
Racism- check Flag- check Truck- check KFC- check
Just as if it’s a cut-out character of a Texas Republican.
God will judge the anal sex I have?
Whoa, indeed
What does this even mean
I'm assuming (but judging because God is judge) that this person is referring to Lawrence v. Texas (2003) and against this by their truck and flag.... But it's hard to tell..
WHOA!!!
Connecting the dots the rest of us can't even imagine.
I’m an American who uses anal sex for medicine. Whoa!
Can’t address the Ancient Egyptian medicine claim, but I’ve got a little piece of wisdom for this guy: Just because something is legal, doesn’t mean you have to do it. I don’t care for it myself, but if my neighbor and his boyfriend want to try it, how does that hurt me?
As Colonel Sanders looks on with condemnation…
Lmfao what does that even mean? What's the correlation? Also anal sex is technically illegal in some states.
I’m just surprised there is a KFC still open in that town, why with all the anal sex happening there apparently..
For someone that believes that “God is Judge” this person seems to be making a lot of judgments.
Conservatives are known for the planks in their eyes
I'm honestly impressed there was even an attempt to cite sources here
Hmm anal.. oh look a KFC.
I was like, "What does the Colonel have against anal?".
I’ve been doing anal before it was legal…
Well first off, imagine driving around town flying an American flag off one side of your truck and a KFC sign off the other!
... are there not pills and/or similar treatments with traces of fecal matter (for the microbiome, specifically) for medicinal purposes in modern society because they... work?
Sorry to curse anyone who wasn't aware of it with that knowledge, but... you know. >>
Not that that's... the most important thing to focus on. Obviously. >> But it was my first thought (especially since it was a thing I first learned about via someone else*'s reddit comment somewhere. Because of course I did).
The most expensive coffee in the world is cat shit.
He’s got a point
Wait, do other people eat with their genitals? Have I been doing this wrong all my life?
They’ve improperly cited their source. The citation should provide the date of the NG issue and the page number.
Even I know that. Is that a drawing of mountains?
“Now”? This man thinks obergefell v Hodges was to legalize anal? LMAO
I'm often struck by how weird it is that homophobes don't know blowjobs exist.
So relieved I'm not breaking any laws
/r/suspiciousquotes
I think Colonel Sanders has something to say about that ...
I’m not exactly sure what he is trying to say here
What, exactly, do those two things have to do with each other? And does this person (and everyone like him) really think that if we made anal sex illegal again that everyone would stop having anal sex?
Whoa!
God is judge 😰
Why the quotation marks, tho?
Whoa!
I wonder what the Colonel thinks?
That's an old man's truck.
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whack...
How true.
Was it illegal?
😅👌