COMMENT TO COMMENT NOTING THAT THE COMMENT BEING COMMENTED ON COULD BE REFERRED TO AS AN EXAMPLE OF A COMMON INTERNET PHENOMENON KNOWN AS "NECROPOSTING", A PHENOMENON IN WHICH A "DEAD" OR INACTIVE, THREAD HAS BEEN REPLIED TO.
WORDING SUGGESTS WRITER IS ACTUALLY INDIFFERENT TO THIS EXAMPLE OF "NECROPOSTING".
COMMENT BERATING YOU FOR TELLING ME WHAT TO DO THEN SLANDERING THE SUB BUT NEVER EXPLICITLY STATING THAT I'LL LEAVE IT DESPITE MY DISTASTE FOR SAID RULE
COMPLETELY SELF UNAWARE RESPONSE COMPLAINING ABOUT THREAD NECROMANCY, FOLLOWED BY OFF-TOPIC RANT ABOUT HOW TERRIBLE ONE OF THE ABOVE USER'S COMMENTS IN ANOTHER SUB WAS
COMMENT SUGGESTING THE POST BE REMOVED AND ITS AUTHOR BE BANNED BECAUSE COMMENTER HAS ALL NIGHT TO MAKE UP ACCUSATIONS OF ALL USERS IN THIS SUBREDDIT, EVEN FEMALES, BEING CHAUVINISTIC
COMMENT REPEATING PREVIOUS USERS' UNWARRANTED INSULTS AND BASELESS SLURS, EXPANDED IN SCOPE TO APPLY TO LITERALLY EVERYONE EXCEPT MYSELF AND OP'S MATERNAL PARENT
COMMENT COMPLAINING ABOUT NECROPOSTING NOT REALIZING THAT THEY THEMSELVES ARE COMMENTING ON A 9 YEAR OLD POST AND THAT REDDIT DOESNT RECOMMEND 9 YEAR OLD POSTS.
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L
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GOODBYE
COMMENT LINKING ASK OUIJA RELATED SUB WITH ONLY MILD SIMILARITIES TO COMMENT CHAIN
COMMENT LINKING AN ENTIRELY UNRELATED SUBREDDIT
COMMENT LINKING A SUBREDDIT THAT DOESN’T EXIST
COMMENT REPLYING WITH A LINK TO BEATMETOIT SUBREDDIT
COMMENT REPLYING WITH A LINK TO BUTTFUCKEDABIRDTOIT SUBREDDIT
COMMENT NOT CARING THAT THIS WAS HALF A YEAR AGO
REPLY SAYING HAPPY CAKE DAY
SLUR
COMMENT CELEBRATING 9 YEARS OF THIS POST
SLUR
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COMMENT ANGRILY DISAGREEING THAT HAS NO BASIS WHATSOEVER.
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GENTLE REMINDER THAT THIS IS NOT AN AIRLINE
COMMENT ABOUT THIS BEING A FAST FOOD CHAIN
COMMENT ABOUT YOU LEAVING THE SUB
COMMENT DEFENDING THIS PERSONS RIGHT TO LEAVE OR STAY
COMMENT THREATENING YOU TO LEAVE
COMMENT WITH USER [DELETED] AND [REMOVED]
COMMENT 8 YEARS TOO LATE SAYING "THIS ISN'T AN AIRPORT, YOU DON'T NEED TO ANNOUNCE YOUR DEPARTURE."
COMMENT CORRECTING YOU SAYING ITS 8 YEARS
COMMENT REPLYING AND SAYING THAT IT WAS A TYPO, AND THAT YOU'RE BEING NITPICKY BUT I FIXED IT
COMMENT A YEAR LATER ASKING WHAT THE COMMENT WAS AND WHY IT WAS EDITED TEN DAYS AGO
COMMENT SAYING THAT I TOTALLY FORGOT THIS SUBREDDIT EVEN EXISTED
REFERENCE TO DYSTOPIAN NOVEL WRITTEN BY GEORGE ORWELL
THREE-LETTER WORD QUESTIONING SUB MODERATOR'S SEXUAL ORIENTATION
A SMATTERING OF HIGHLY HOMOPHOBIC HATE SPEECH
STATEMENT OF APPROVAL OF SEVEN YEAR OLD COMMENT
COMMENT ALLUDING AT THE RECENCY OF COMMENT ABOVE IN ORDER TO CREATE A COMMON GROUND
NOTE APOLOGIZING FOR THE LACK OF KNOWLEDGE OF SUFFICIENT ENGLISH VOCABULARY TO MAKE THE SENTENCE ABOVE MORE COMPREHENSIBLE
COMMENT AGREEING BUT GOING OFF ON TANGENT ABOUT SOMETHING PERSONAL
VERY ANGRY REPLY, COMPLETELY INCOHERENT
APOLOGY FROM RELATIVE OF REPLY AUTHOR FOR POOR BEHAVIOUR ON THEIR BEHALF, SUPPOSEDLY DUE TO THE AITHOR'S ALCOHOLIC INTOXICATION AT THE TIME
COMMENT ALLEGING THAT DRUNKARD AND RELATIVE OF DRUNKARD ARE IN FACT THE SAME PERSON
EDIT CALLING UPON DRUNKARD TO NOT BE AFRAID TO SEEK HELP
REPLY POINTING OUT THE SPELLING MISTAKE, WITH SLANDER
STATEMENT ALLUDING BACK TO THIS COMMENT OF A YEAR AGO, MENTIONING RETURNING TO THIS POST AS A MEANS OF REDDIT PILGRIMAGE
COMMENT CORRECTING THAT IT IS EIGHT YEARS OLD NOT SEVEN EVEN THOUGH IT WAS SEVEN WHEN COMMENT WAS POSTED
COMMENT TO COMMENT NOTING THAT THE COMMENT BEING COMMENTED ON COULD BE REFERRED TO AS AN EXAMPLE OF A COMMON INTERNET PHENOMENON KNOWN AS "NECROPOSTING", A PHENOMENON IN WHICH A "DEAD" OR INACTIVE, THREAD HAS BEEN REPLIED TO.
WORDING SUGGESTS WRITER IS ACTUALLY INDIFFERENT TO THIS EXAMPLE OF "NECROPOSTING".
STATEMENT WISHING YOU A HAPPY CAKE DAY ON A TWO YEAR OLD COMMENT IN A 9 YEAR OLD THREAD
SLUR RELATED TO THE THREE LETTER WORD
COMMENT EQUATING THE MODERATOR AND NEW RULE TO THE BOOK NINETEEN EIGHTY-FOUR BY GEORGE ORWELL.
WEAK DOUBLETHINK NEWSPEAK PUN
COMMENT TALKING ABOUT NECROPOSTING BUT SOMEHOW IT'S VAGUE ANTISEMITISM
COMMENT CRITICIZING HYPOCRISY ABOUT NECROPOSTING, THAT IS ITSELF HYPOCRITICAL
IMMEDIATE RESPONSE TO NECROPOSTING THAT IS STILL RELATED TO NECROPOSTING. WE HAVE LOST THE ORIGINAL INTENT OF THE THREAD
COMMENT ABOUT ORIGINAL INTENT OF THREAD ASKING FOR THE ADDITION OF A RULE AGAINST NECROPOSTING
INAPPLICABLE INVOCATION OF FIRST AMENDMENT
COMMENT AGREEING WHILE ALSO MISUNDERSTANDING THE THEMES OF THE BOOK
OVERUSED STEREOTYPE ABOUT MODERATORS
HALF-BAKED INSULT
SLUR
SLUR
SLUR
COUNTERSLUR
SLUR ABOUT NECROPOSTING
SLUR
[COMMENT REMOVED BY REDDIT]
[COMMENT REMOVED BY REDDIT]
[COMMENT REMOVED BY REDDIT]
COMMENT BERATING ANCIENT HIGHLY SUBJECTIVE RULE FOR NO REASON
COMMENT ABOUT WHY YOU SHOULD LEAVE IF YOU DISLIKE RULE
COMMENT BERATING YOU FOR TELLING ME WHAT TO DO THEN SLANDERING THE SUB BUT NEVER EXPLICITLY STATING THAT I'LL LEAVE IT DESPITE MY DISTASTE FOR SAID RULE
NECROPOSTED COMMENT REGARDING NECROPOSTING
FIRST TIME VISITOR COMPLAINING THAT THIS JUST RUINED MY FAVORITE SUB DESPITE VISITOR'S COMMENT BEING YEARS AFTER ANNOUNCEMENT WAS MADE
NEW USER EXPLAINING THE RULE POORLY AND WITH MISSING CONTEXT.
EXAMPLE THAT INSULTS THE ORIGINAL GOAL OF THE ENTIRE SUBREDDIT.
EXPLANATION THAT MAKES NEW USER SOUND AUTHORITATIVE WITHOUT KNOWING BASIC ASPECTS OF REDDIT CULTURE IN GENERAL.
RESPONSE COMPLAINING ABOUT ABOVE COMMENT BEING NECROPOSTING DESPITE COMMENT IT REPLIED TO BEING DOZENS OF TIMES WORSE IN THAT REGARD
EDIT TO COMPLAIN THAT THIS SUB IS AT AN ALL TIME LOW SINCE I FIRST CLAIMED TO BE A LONGTIME USER JUST THE OTHER MONTH
SECOND EDIT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT THE MODS BEING HOMOSEXUAL VIRGIN PROSTITUTES AND DEMAND THAT ADMINS DOX SAID MODS
ACRONYM FOR THE WORDS “LAUGH OUT LOUD”
RESPONSE FROM A USER THAT HAS BEEN IN THIS SUBREDDIT FOR A YEAR OR SO, COMPLAINING ABOUT WHAT THE NEW USERS HAVE DONE TO SAID SUBREDDIT
COMPLETELY SELF UNAWARE RESPONSE COMPLAINING ABOUT THREAD NECROMANCY, FOLLOWED BY OFF-TOPIC RANT ABOUT HOW TERRIBLE ONE OF THE ABOVE USER'S COMMENTS IN ANOTHER SUB WAS
A CLAIM STATING THE SEXUAL INTERCOURSE I HAD WITH THE MODS MOTHER
STATMENT VERIFYING COMMENT.
UNRELATED JOKE
UNRELATED REPLY TO UNRELATED JOKE MADE THREE MONTHS AFTER IT WAS MADE
NAMES A 2018 VIDEO GAME ABOUT ESPIONAGE AND PROVIDES NO FURTHER CONTEXT
COMMENT ABOUT BEING STONED AND FINDING THE ABOVE COMMENT VERY FUNNY
TANGENTIALLY RELATED STRING OF PUNS
CONTINUATION OF THEMED STRING OF PUNS
SECONDARY VERIFICATION OF CLAIM USING NSFW AUDIO FILE AS TANGIBLE EVIDENCE
COMMENT AGREEING SAYING I AM THE MODS MOTHER
SOME VARIANT OF HATING ON MY "NAZI" MODERATORS
ANTISEMITIC SLUR REPLY TO 9 YEARS OLD COMMENT
COMMENT PRAISING THE RULE FOR A SLIGHTLY BIGOTED REASON
SLUR
COMMENT TALKING ABOUT THE UNARCHIVING OF REDDIT IN A 6 YEAR OLD POST
COMMENT CORRECTING IT TO 7 YEARS
COMMENT OF NO REAL SUBSTANCE THAT WAS BORN OUT OF A BOUT OF BORED SCROLLING AT 12:50 AM
COMMENT CORRECTING IT TO 8
COMMENT CORRECTING IT TO 9
UNNECESSARY COMMENT ON SIX YEAR OLD POST
UNNECESSARY REPLY TO 3 MONTH OLD COMMENT TO SIX YEAR OLD POST
CONTAINS INFORMATION SOMETHING ABOUT THE HALF-LIFE TRILOGY BUT IS MOSTLY INCOHERENT
REVIVAL OF 2 MONTH OLD POST STATING RANDOM AND USELESSLY THAT [CREATORS OF GAME HALF-LIFE] ONLY EVER RELEASE TWO IN A SERIES OF GAMES.
REFRENCE TO GEORGE ORWELL'S 1984
STATEMENT PERTAINING TO COMMENTERS BIRTH YEAR.
CONFUSION RELATED TO RULE’S CONTEXT.
RESPONSE IGNORING CONTEXT CONFUSION ISSUE AND SUGGESTING DUBIOUS MERIT OF SEVERAL OTHER SUBJECTIVE RULES.
PUN USING WORD "OVERRULED", FOLLOWED BY SELF-VALIDATING SMILE EMOJI.
EXTREME AGGRESSION DUE TO BAD REPUTATION OF EMOJI ON OTHER SUBREDDITS, SPECIFICALLY MEME SUBREDDITS.
COMMENT EQUATING MODERATOR TO A PERSON WHO IS ROMANTICALLY ATTRACTED TO THE SAME SEX
COMMENT SUGGESTING THE POST BE REMOVED AND ITS AUTHOR BE BANNED BECAUSE COMMENTER HAS ALL NIGHT TO MAKE UP ACCUSATIONS OF ALL USERS IN THIS SUBREDDIT, EVEN FEMALES, BEING CHAUVINISTIC
COMMENT JUDGING THE WORD OF THE RULE AND COMPLETELY MISSING THE SPIRIT OF IT
HIGHLY BIGOTED RESPONSE; CONTAINS MULTIPLE REFERENCES TO STRICT CONSTRUCTIONISM INTERPRETATION, ALL OTHER INFORMATION NOT OF NOTE
EFFUSIVE PRAISE OF MODS WITH ACCOMPANYING ACKNOWLEDGMENT OF RULE'S SUBJECTIVE NATURE FRAMED IN BROWN-NOSING 'PROBABLY FOR THE BEST' FASHION.
STUPID BUT CLEVER COMMENT THAT GETS HIGHLY UPVOTED
QUESTION ABOUT RULE SPECIFICS CONTAINING THINLY VEILED PRODUCT PROMOTION
QUESTION ON WHY PEOPLE DISLIKE HIGHLY SUBJECTIVE. COMMENT ON HOW I THINK THE RULE WILL REMOVE REPOSTS
SELF-CONGRATULATORY REPLY WHICH BLATANTLY VIOLATES HIGHLY SUBJECTIVE RULE WHILE PURPORTING TO SUPPORT IT
COMMENT REMOVED BY 1984 MODS
BOOK NAME!
BOOK NAME ABOUT DYSTOPIAN SOCIETY AND DEEP STATE SURVEILLANCE!
A COMMENT COMPARING YOU TO HITLER AND CALLING YOU A KID DIDDLER
SLUR
MISSPELLED SLUR
COMMENT IMMEDIATELY BREAKING SAID RULE
COMPARISON TO THE BOOK "1984"
BROWNIE RECIPE
STATEMENT PROCLAIMING THIS RULE AS INEVITABLE, GIVEN RECENT EVENTS.
COMMENT CLAIMING RECENT EVENTS ARE INVALID AS POST WAS MADE 8 YEARS AGO
UNRELATED COMMENT ABOUT FROGS
VERY LATE COMMENT
SLUR
ASCII ART OF A PENIS
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COMMENT GETTING UNREASONABLY UPSET EIGHT YEARS AFTER RULE COMES OUT
COMMENT REPEATING PREVIOUS USERS' UNWARRANTED INSULTS AND BASELESS SLURS, EXPANDED IN SCOPE TO APPLY TO LITERALLY EVERYONE EXCEPT MYSELF AND OP'S MATERNAL PARENT
LITTERALLY 1849!!!!!1!
QUESTION REGARDING LACK OF UNDERSTANDING OF THIS SUB FOLLOWED BY DECLARATION OF JOINING SAID SUB
“LITERALLY 1984” MEME
A COMMENT THAT COMMENTS ABOUT THE HIGHLY SUBJECTIVE RULE NINE YEARS TOO LATE SAYING THAT ITS A GOOD RULE
SLUR BUT NINE YEARS TO LATE
COMMENT 9 YEARS LATER DISCUSSING HOW THIS WAS WHEN THE MODS WERE RELAXED (SOMEHOW RECIEVES ATTENTION)
COMMENT REFERENCING A GAME NOBODY KNOWS (COMMENTS HEAVILY CONFUSED)
COMPLAINT
DEMANDS TO REMOVE MOD WHO PROPOSED RULE
LONG UNRELATED COPYPASTA
COMMENT MADE SEVEN YEARS LATER BY SOMEONE WHO CLEARLY DID NOT READ ANY OTHER COMMENT
COMMENT SAYING IT'S EIGHT YEARS
COMMEBT MADE YEARS LATER TO JOKE ABOUT HOW IT IS STILL RELEVANT AND HOW LONG SUB HAS EXISTED
SLUR
COMMENT DISOBEYING RULE
MENTION OF A CERTAIN NOVEL BY ERIC A. BLAIR ON A 8 YEAR OLD POST
COMMENT REPLYING TO THE POST AS IF IT IS A RECENT POST AND NOT A DECADE OLD
COMMENT COMPLAINING ABOUT NECROPOSTING NOT REALIZING THAT THEY THEMSELVES ARE COMMENTING ON A 9 YEAR OLD POST AND THAT REDDIT DOESNT RECOMMEND 9 YEAR OLD POSTS.
3 PARAGRAPH COMMENT ON WHY THIS SUBREDDIT IS NOW LITERALLY 1984
STRONGLY WORDED ESSAY WITH A CURSE WORD INSERTED HUMOROUSLY
COMMENT THAT IS JUST BLATANT ADVERTISING
COMMENT WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
COMMENT ABOUT THE SUBREDDIT IS DEAD DUE TO NEW HIGHLY SUBJECTIVE RULE. BRINGS UP RECENT UNKNOWN POST AS EXAMPLE
EXTREME RACIAL SLUR
COMMENT
ATTEMPT AT A WITTY AND SLIGHTLY OFF-COLOR JOKE
SLUR
COMMENT MADE 9 YEARS LATER DESCRIBING HOW THIS RULE LED TO THE COLLAPSE OF WESTERN CIVILISATION (-2 DOWNVOTES)
COMMENT THAT BELONGS IN R/SKAMTEBORD
CAKE RECIPE ON TEN-YEAR-OLD POST!
COMMENT ASKING IF IM A LITTLE LATE
COMMENT THAT SUGGESTS MAKING A SECOND SUBREDDIT
COMMENT STATING "1984"
COMMENT SAYING THE MODS ARE INCELS
LIKENING OF SUBREDDIT MOD TEAM TO FAMOUS BOOK BY GEORGE ORWELL
THREE LETTER ACRONYM SUGGESTING SUBREDDIT MOD SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE
CLAIM OF THIS SUBREDDIT BEING NINETEENEIGHTYFOUR
COMPARISON TO CHINESE COMMUNIST PARTY
SLUR
ASCII ART OF A PENIS FOLLOWED BY ACCUSING YOU OF BEING POLITICALLY BIASED AND A SLUR
A SECOND ASCII PENIS
COMMENT SEVERAL YEARS LATER COMPLAINING ABOUT THE RULE
DECLARATION THAT THE MODERATORS OF THIS SUBREDDIT ARE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO PEOPLE OF THEIR OWN GENDER
COMMENT STATING MY CONFUSION
SLURS FOLLOWED UP BY AN ASCII PENIS
THIS SUBREDDIT IS OLD!
PEACE EMOJI
INSULT RELATING TO THE MOD BEING NOT CURRENTLY IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP
ANGRY COMMENT NOT REALIZING ITS A 8 YEAR OLD POST
REPLY OF USER THAT WILL JUST JOIN THE SUBREDDIT
COMMENT CONSISTING OF SEVERAL CURSE WORDS WITH NO COHERENT MEANING MADE 9 YEARS AFTER THIS POST
COMMENT WITH GRAMMAR SO HORRENDOUS IT LOOKS LIKE COMMENTER HAD A STROKE (9 YEARS LATE)
HIGHLY AGGRESSIVE EXCLAMATION HARASSING MODERATOR ABOUT BEING A DICTATOR
COMMENT STATING THAT AN APPROXIMATE AMOUNT ROUGHLY AROUND 9 YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE THE ORIGINAL POST WAS CREATED.
REACTION IMAGE WITH A CAPTION THAT STATES “LITERALLY 1984”
GENERIC ONLYFANS BOT
1984 GIF
ACCEPTATION OF THE HIGHLY SUBJECTIVE RULE
NECROS
COMMENT COMPLAINING 9 YEARS AFTER SAID RULE GETTING ADDED
MODERATOR COMMENT SAYING THEY'RE GONNA LOCK THE THREAD BECAUSE OF HOW HEATED IT IS
COMMENT INSINUATING MOD IS BASEMENT DWELLING INCEL
ANGRY COMPLAINING ABOUT THE DTATE OF THE SUBREDDIT (IT IS OBVIOUS THEY HAVENT READ THE POST)
CLARIFYING QUESTION
SLUR
REPLY STATING THE RULE IS STUPID 9 YEARS TOO LATE
COMMENT BREAKING THE RULE
COMMENT REMARKING ON HOW THERE HASN'T BEEN ANYMORE PINNED POSTS IN 10 YEARSÂ
COMMENT OF SOMEONE COMPLAINING
EDIT SAYING THEY DIDN’T SEE HOW OLD THIS POST IS
COMMENT THAT AGREES IT
COMMENT REMOVED BY REDDIT
COMMENT WITH THE Y WORD
RANDOM COMMENT A DECADE LATER ASKING WHY THIS RULE WAS NOT MADE PUBLIC, ACCUSATIONS OF TYRANNY AND SHADOW MODDING!
NINETEEN EIGHTY FOUR