Pulled a Goggins and ran outside shirtless in -2F for two miles, almost lost my fingers
  • 350 points lovesgelato

    Not hard enough sadly. Should ve lost that thumb and carried on running

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    37 points ZayreBlairdere

    You mean the boats. Carry the boats.

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    5 points UserBelowMeHasHerpes

    This guy Goggins

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    0 points Momik

    And you just got Goggins’d!

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    3 points Unlucky_Substance564

    It’s goggins time

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    24 points Homeskilletbiz

    My favorite comment on the OG post:

    Almost 10:20 pace? YEAAHHH IM SOOOO HARRDD RIGHT NOW THATS SOOO HARRDD BROTHERRRRR NO ONEHAS EVER BEEN THAT FASTT

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    2 points EetsGeets

    I almost downvoted you cause I was so pissed off.

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    2 points Complete-Appeal8572

    Stump hard

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    2 points rook119

    couldn't complete the 5k marathon, goggins wouldn't give him the time of day

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  • 223 points illtakethewindowseat

    That original thread, guy is cooked ☠️

    r/davidgoggins continues to out jerk this sub

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    145 points Subtle_Nimbus

    Lol!

    "Fine line between staying hard and being a tard."

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    50 points Bluegill15

    “I’m glad I prayed”

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    20 points mermaid-babe

    I’m fuckin dying at that comment lmfao

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    19 points shannork

    My favorite is a few comments down, someone ‘quoting’ Goggins “You’re a bitch if you wear gloves” 😂😂

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    6 points ConvergentSequence

    I’d say there’s a significant overlap actually

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    2 points Momik

    Well, tattoos aside..

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  • 279 points waffle-winner

    almost lost my fingers

    bro they right here

    https://preview.redd.it/jcq50b8jqy6g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=a15c8e5e2418f1761d280053c1260e4d22f6d9fe

    are they stupid?

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  • 153 points RickyRays

    Don’t worry guys, he prayed before the run so he’s immune to frostbite 👍

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    59 points alchydirtrunner

    Same method I use to prevent myself from getting STDs. 60% of the time it works every time

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    13 points RunningonGin0323

    The sex panther method is a tried and true model as any

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    13 points itisnotstupid

    This is what Joe Rogan, Jordan Peterson and Andrew Huberman say so it must be true.

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    11 points OptionalQuality789

    Haters don’t understand this one trick

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    4 points lurkinglen

    Satan hates this one trick

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    2 points wubbalubbadubdub45

    If he wore his go one more hat he’d be extra safe

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  • 41 points TwiceBakedTomato

    "Stay Tard" is my new life motto

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    2 points CentroidDecomp

    Wash going to comment the same…. STAY TARD!

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  • 27 points Sjeffie17

    That sub truly is the gift that keeps on giving

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  • 54 points Zestyclose_Might8941

    I'm glad he prayed beforehand ...

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    14 points shartmaister

    He should've prayed during. That would've kept the hands slightly warmer at least.

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  • 20 points pongauer

    Rigor mortis will stay hard indeed.

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    5 points DIYfu

    Is that one of goggins' friends?

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    2 points AltruisticCompany961

    At least for 3 hours or something.

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    1 points waffle-winner

    Sry I don't understand Spanish 😔

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  • 31 points LeCorbussi

    Pulled a goggins and jerked off near a playground while I called the cops on myself.

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  • 12 points FirstAvaliable

    Uj/ what the actual fuck?

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  • 10 points WideHuckleberry1

    /uj Gogginsposting here leaves me really conflicted cause it's one of those "there but by the grace of God go I" things. I get the drive to prove your toughness if you're a desk jockey (like yours truly) or a young man with no sense of self or not comfortable in your own masculinity.

    But come on guys...you have to realize that doing hard things isn't inherently valuable. It's gotta be for a purpose. I mean I could ask my neighbor to kick me in the nuts to prove how tough I am, but why?

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  • 21 points dozeydonut

    Stupid and also slow as fuck

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    5 points roadrunner83

    Probably it was not cold enough to motivate him to run faster to save his life.

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  • 11 points 5upperduck

    “Pulled a Goggins” this definitely deserves special recognition, maybe an annual award

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  • 17 points Traa12

    That is just Raynauds, barely pushing himself. Should only consider stopping after it turns black.

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    4 points Ecricket

    This isn’t Raynauds, it’s a side effect of running with no shirt or gloves on in sub zero temperatures. I think it might be 2nd degree frostbite but it’s hard to tell from a picture.

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    3 points QuantifiablyAwesome

    Not only is he stupid he’s too much of an idiot to realize it’s not frostbite. 

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    7 points Ecricket

    I do think it’s frostbite, there are different stages. The frost bite most people think of, with black necrotic skin and tissue loss, is third degree.

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  • 7 points pyonpyon24

    i pulled my goggins before too ouch!

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  • 7 points gothamz

    Looking at that guys post history is like a Joe Rogan Experience starter kit.

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  • 7 points TheAltToYourF4

    How is he going to pull his Goggins with those hands?

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  • 5 points ThatMkeDoe

    I really love the disconnect between goggins and his cult. He's dumb in a smart way they're dumb in a dumb way.

    Next up "ran in death valley with no water, almost died thankfully I jerked it to goggins before leaving otherwise that German family might not have found me"

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  • 12 points CatHyde67

    My question is, WHY????

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    10 points Shad0wAVM

    to STAY HARD

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    3 points Zech08

    Easier to stay in zone 2 with lower HR.

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    2 points Zealous-Avocado

    Therapy is expensive

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  • 5 points Liability049-6319

    Smartest Goggins worshiper

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  • 8 points venomatix

    Didn't even finish a 5k ultra and calls him a goggins fan, smh my head

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  • 4 points infinitiguy37

    God I wish I could burn 400+ calories from just 2 miles I’d be unstoppable

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    3 points H0SS_AGAINST

    In the snow with violent shivering I am sure you can pull it off.

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  • 4 points BigBeeves

    He doesn’t have frostbite even. This is Raynaud’s phenomenon. It happened to me when I was putting my kayak on my truck in 40* weather last week (without gloves on.) it’s a benign, cold induced restriction of blood flow in the fingertips. His hands warmed up and it went away.

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  • 3 points unpitchable

    You should write a book about it.

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  • 3 points _magnetic_north_

    Good thing he stayed hard, otherwise he could have lost something else

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  • 3 points baconjerky

    None of ya’ll are tryna become the ice man and it shows 🙄

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  • 3 points Miserable_Emu5191

    Ok, but did you lose your nipples?

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  • 3 points Divorce-Man

    I like the people on the other sib just going: man this is why we get bullied

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  • 3 points NoFunAllowed-

    Risking losing a hand just to walk 2 miles at a 10:22 pace is actually fucking insane. At least actually run next time.

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  • 3 points humplered

    Zone -2

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  • 2 points ScooterTrash70

    You should have stayed inside and spanked your goggins.

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  • 2 points TrueFernie

    Stay ̶h̶a̶r̶d̶ frozen

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  • 2 points H0SS_AGAINST

    Glad he prayed to his Goggins shrine. Maybe if he offers more sacraments he wont get frostbite at all next time.

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  • 2 points idotoomuchstuff

    Where the damn boats?

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  • 2 points Upset14

    If you pay enough, you can warm those frostbites in Goggins ass.

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  • 2 points runfayfun

    Guys I think they're even dumber than we are

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  • 2 points QuantifiablyAwesome

    Frostbite is dead tissue, dudes skin should be flaking off right now lol. 

    Bro just discovered he has Reynauds 

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  • 2 points under_PAWG_story

    Two miles? -2 at 30 minutes could cause frostbite. Was he walking ?

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  • 2 points DenimCryptid

    Getting frostbite to always STAY HARD

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  • 1 points Pikupchix

    I don’t think female 2 year olds should run outside shirtless

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  • 1 points GapPerfect5494

    When you say ‘almost’

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  • 1 points ALsomenumbers

    It's a good thing he excluded the gruesome shin pictures. SLOW DOWN.

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  • 1 points AltruisticCompany961

    https://preview.redd.it/fer6c8vqdz6g1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fd4637aad12b82a92d1e1dfd4b00a1dd0979ce5

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  • 1 points Umamisteve

    He dnfed the 5k ultra

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  • 1 points Croge135

    This is why my wife's boyfriend converted our sana into a freezer!

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  • 1 points solidrock80

    Ran pantless, almost lost my johnson

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  • 1 points MasqueradeOfSilence

    This is genius. If you don't have any fingers you can't type at a computer anymore, so no more office drone life. Time to spend 10 hours a day running. Stay hard.

    /uj I'd like to announce that I really, really, really hate this.

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  • 1 points obviousthrowawayyalI

    If you want to do something “hard” like Goggins, next time just take a tack hammer to both your knees and then run on those. Makes about as much sense to me.

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  • 1 points Muddlesthrough

    I realize this is a shitposting sub, but when I used to run all winter I'd run gloveless down to about -15c (5F). It was training for mountain-climbing. I think the trick was I'd be running outside in october/November and my body would acclimate to the cold conditions.

    If you just pop outside in December for your annual 2-miler, you might have issues.

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  • 1 points runninggrey

    Dope.

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  • 1 points rutherfordacus

    I too have risked irreparable harm to my digits while pulling my Goggins

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  • 1 points Semilanceataa

    https://preview.redd.it/k6k04mjot07g1.jpeg?width=415&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=715115bbfcd307c4bb52fc2427c0630ca5028b41

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  • 1 points AndyVedster

    Almost doesn't count! Stay harder!

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  • 1 points wileIEcoyote

    You almost ran 3 miles.

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  • 1 points Inevitable-Dealer-42

    How I felt today running in 20 degrees. Was hard the whole time 💅

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  • 1 points jwill311

    If dude was faster, he wouldn’t have been so close to getting frostbite

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  • 1 points BadFont777

    Mama said stupid is as stupid does.

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  • 1 points EnglebondHumperstonk

    One way of staying hard, I suppose, is to be frozen solid.

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  • 1 points GongBodhisattva

    May this finally settle a long standing debate in this community: you do NOT need your fingers to run!!

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  • 1 points DaSpicyGinge

    OP lost their brain before the run, what is a finger or two?

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  • 1 points Soggy_Weetbix420

    You’re not meant to finger the snowmen

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  • 1 points idc2011

    IQ=0

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