I would drive these at Hertz and they were just flooding the fleet with these shitty cars and I always thought man this is as far as these go is to fleets who in the fuck in their right mind would buy this piece of shit. Tesla wanna be
Why would I roast this remarkably underwhelming vehicle, they usually look good on the outside. This one doesn’t as it has zero chrome accents, but they usually do. (I actually yawned while writing this because the picture was so boring.)
New Altima? Nice! You’ll see this one with a busted fender, flapping splash guard, and busted tail lights passing you at 100mph during rush hour in the rain, all before the calendar says 2026! Welcome to the club!!
That's one expensive Chinese Volvo.
I just want to know how many speed bumps it will take out
Polestar your ride or occupation?
Okay you win, exceptional work
Electric be damned that thing is still a hunk of Swedish lead.… Oh wait Chinese lead now. European hipsters for the win.
The name is pronounced to rhyme with “molester”
The “Null Car” from the Forza: Horizon series has more character than that.
Polestar: Aptly named to be the choice car of strippers
Thats not a car, it's an oversized RC model
Reserve parking space name checks out.
Nice Chevy Malibu
r/whatisthiscar will struggle to recognize this car.
Bought at IKEA?
Did you only lose 50% of the value driving it off the lot? If so, you scored.
Nice refrigerator.
How’s it feel being squeezed in there?
What happens 5 minutes after you wash it? Scratches, more dirt and smudges.
Hard to roast something when you don't even know what you're looking at.
I.e. Your car must be some random chinese trash that nobody has ever heard of.
I would drive these at Hertz and they were just flooding the fleet with these shitty cars and I always thought man this is as far as these go is to fleets who in the fuck in their right mind would buy this piece of shit. Tesla wanna be
nah, I prefer to roast things that are at least mildly interesting
green stripe on the licence plate it bad enough...
Car spends more time in customer service than at home.
Gae
In order to roast it I'd have to figure out what exactly it even is. Some kind of Hyundai? It's kind of a bland blob, could be a bunch of things...
I judge your taste harshly. Please surrender your gear head card to any local cars and coffee meet; you have been removed from the ranks.
Why would I roast this remarkably underwhelming vehicle, they usually look good on the outside. This one doesn’t as it has zero chrome accents, but they usually do. (I actually yawned while writing this because the picture was so boring.)
The only time I see the polestar 2 is at the local Orthodox church and a Hertz rental place
Crappy range, laggy software, ugly UX, overpriced, and underspecced. What redeeming qualities does this have, exactly?
Couldn't afford gas huh?
New Altima? Nice! You’ll see this one with a busted fender, flapping splash guard, and busted tail lights passing you at 100mph during rush hour in the rain, all before the calendar says 2026! Welcome to the club!!
too clean to roast
Nah! Prob a good buy as they are discounted!! Some people can really make out on certain evs!
Roast this Xiaomi SU7 seen Shenzen showroom. The Ultra version has 1500 up with 0 to 60 in 1.98 seconds
https://preview.redd.it/e9vapeaps2ag1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9d5f7a75619f36336f1f9aa2bd6c5c98d2d94c3