My first SUBARU
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  • 42 points XtraChrisP

    Congrats on realizing your sexual orientation.

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    2 points BisquickNinja

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  • 18 points wherestheleakmaem

    Ready to do your first head gasket?

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    1 points BisquickNinja

    The first of many....

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  • 22 points Counting-Tiles4567

    Oooh, these have a known issue with critters! To check if yours is affected, you should look over the interior for obvious signs of where carpet was munched. Hopefully, yours isn't too bad.

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    1 points Sudden_Office8710

    Is this a Forrester with superpowers? The one that has an STI spec engine that actually pulls like a mofo?

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  • 9 points automatic_taco

    Would you describe yourself as an “Icey mountain dike” ? as these are good in the snow

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  • 3 points jb1million

    That’s awesome! Now get ready for “My first blown head gasket”.

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    3 points SLOOT_APOCALYPSE

    straight to the auto parts store and harbor freight it's not the head,, no it can't be that, it has to be everything else spark plugs coils water pump it's the thermostat no the radiator blew itself up, prepare to become a mechanic, oh and that rear wheel bearing sheeeesh

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  • 3 points Legitimate_Diver_699

    As with all AWD cars, make sure if you change any of the tires but all 4 new since AWD will sense different wear and or patterns and will die an early death.

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    2 points 6iix9ineJr

    Damn… didn’t know that.

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  • 4 points Euphoric_Lab_3041

    Get ready to be gay vape addicts with no muffler and a stockpile of head gaskets like the rest of us

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  • 3 points Owls_4_9_1867

    Make sure you have a REI membership. Your COEXIST sticker will arrive within 7-10 business days automatically

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  • 3 points brayk01

    Not only THE car to use to announce you’re out the closet (well done, proud of you) but THE perfect colour to say your main wish is to be gay, single and surrounded by cats.

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  • 2 points Melodic-Picture48

    Good stuff🤘🫶

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    1 points louie__reddit

    get out bru

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  • 3 points Basic_Computer2828

    So how did your family act when you “came out” as a lesbian? Did they accept you, or is this also your new living space?

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  • 2 points Realistic-Coffee-101

    Come back to us after you’ve stuck on several dozen bumper stickers.

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  • 1 points jgcraig

    Guys. I can confirm OP paid money for this car.

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  • 1 points floppybunny26

    And your last.

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  • 1 points bbawdhellyeah

    The ultimate high school liberal mobile

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  • 1 points blankbobby

    Right across the street from the vape shop too? That was quick.

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  • 1 points Rocraftus

    head…

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  • 1 points fiddycixer

    If you really want us to roast you, post a picture of your color matched Birkenstocks.

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  • 1 points Rusty-P

    My dumb ass thought it was really shiny… but it looks like it’s covered in bird shit.

    Oh, and congrats on the head gasket and lesbian stuff.

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  • 1 points DisinformedBroski

    Hopefully your last too

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  • 1 points T2RX6

    This cars screams, "My driver is either either a lesbian or will be a virgin forever."

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  • 1 points ElonsTinyPenis

    Lesbians will be jealous.

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  • 1 points JedSilvaa

    Type of thing you buy when your dream car is a cr-v but you are lesbian

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  • 1 points 07hondacbr600rr

    Must have been on the naughty list this year

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  • 1 points Nalabu1

    How much does your boyfriend charge for a color & a perm?

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  • 1 points Sea-Effective-5463

    Slow but good suspension. Pot holes no problem. Love these tough little trucks!

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  • 1 points Nakagura775

    The cup holders suck.

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  • 1 points louie__reddit

    hah GAYYYYYY

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  • 1 points xmodsguy2000-2

    Won’t be the last

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  • 1 points Imaginary-Tone-9467

    So

    U R A BUS

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  • 1 points hellafunn5150

    Coming out is a big deal. Good job!👍🏻

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