Roast the new whip
  • 25 points TheVanillaGorilla413

    Nice Volkswagen

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    3 points BaldrickTheBrain

    More like overpriced VW.

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  • 12 points WinterSector8317

    Black and blue, just like your wallet when that camshaft bridge and thermostat housing start leaking 

    🤑

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  • 8 points HotDog_SmoothBrain

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  • 7 points KeyGarlic6923

    Look the Albanian mobster has arrived!!!!!!

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  • 6 points matts2018ss

    Roast it? Does it not run long enough to thaw it's self out?

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    2 points BornStellar97

    Savage 😂

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  • 4 points funwithdesign

    People that call cars ‘whips’, make poor decisions like that.

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  • 3 points Building-Careful

    Covered with white stuff on the outside, just like on the inside. You might as well warn your passengers they are getting into the blacklight special and need to wear a full-body condom.

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  • 3 points Chargedplant

    3 timing chains. 3 reasons why you should of walked away

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  • 3 points Micronto65bymay

    Hope it has Bang and Olufsen. Need the premium audio to drown out the rattling interior.

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    3 points Western_Musician7074

    Something in the roof area is rattling lately I’ll give you that lol

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    2 points Micronto65bymay

    The fix for that is just drive around with your pressed against the ceiling.

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  • 2 points LDR1600

    Any more bland and it disappears

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  • 2 points Total-Improvement535

    how’s that water pump?

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    2 points Western_Musician7074

    It’s good also have a brand new spare one waiting in garage

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  • 2 points therealmalc

    You will have another “new” car soon.

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  • 1 points ShatterProofDick

    Another Useless Douche Inside.

    Call back when it gives you wallet PTSD for something you cannot fix in your garage.

    The Audi specialists have a nice round number. Usually starts at $1000.

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  • 1 points cousin_idiot

    The official cars of poorly done vinyl wraps (if you don't do one the next guy will)

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  • 1 points Optima44

    I see you've gone for the blue and black marine carpet look

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  • 1 points TocSir

    1st picture shows it might not make it home for Christmas. 2nd picture shows it DEFINITELY won’t make it home for Christmas!

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  • 1 points thatgymdude

    Punished Jetta

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  • 1 points Nalabu1

    Just another "ghetto gunship"...

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  • 1 points ThrottleItOut

    The only suspension more uncomfortable than a Subaru

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  • 1 points Miserable-Goat2779

    It'll roast itself when a water pump goes out

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