• PRE on the windshield

    CUMmins on the front

    So you drive the pre-cum truck.

    Side note if your pre-cum is red do not pass go, go straight to the ER

    Pre-cum ain't bad till you're drowning in it. Unfortunately, this appears to be one of those drowning machines they talk about.

  • Got that Luke Bryan wheel/tire setup. Show us a photo of this thing actually going off-road or towing something. This ride probably just sits at truck meets or your part time auto parts job.

    Will never see anything but asphalt. Ever.

    You can see his coworker’s truck right next to it

    You can see his coworker’s boyfriend's truck right next to it

    Ftfy

  • The last time I saw a truck like that was in the toy aisle in a Target store. Nice that they sell scaled-up versions for kids with more money.

    The ones at target will last longer

    And hold its value

  • about as clean as some drug dealer’s cash

  • As they say in the south, it's sister-lickin' good

  • Sweet jebus that poor truck is crying out for help.

  • It’s like you’re an avatar and you threw random shit on the truck

  • The 90's called, they said that truck looked better when it was on the showroom floor.

  • Sorry about your tiny dick and lack of ability to drive more than 4ft on wet grass.

  • The bottoms of my feet are thicker than those tires

  • Really great that you photoshopped my kids rc-truck to look like a lifesize car. Nice to see how something this stupid would look in real life.

  • 99% of gamblers quit before winning. By the looks of the truck you believe you are the 1%.

  • Future “I know what I got” Craigslist sale that stays up for years

  • It's like the tires are trying to avoid the truck. I would too.

  • That configuration of the wheels is bad for the truck, puts too much tourque on the hub assemblies, they will wear out quicker and possibly fail completely at some point.

    When you wanna put a heavy weight (car body) right in the center of a wide board (suspension) and you wanna prop it up, you want the props (wheels) directly under or at least very close to the center of the board. What you have done here is esentially put the props way on the outermost edges of the board, leading to increased stress on the center. It’ll bow and possibly break.

    Thank you (seriously) for the physics lesson. I live in Florida and need real ammo to hate on the dumb trucks I encounter

  • When you buy a truck because you’re “a real man”, but you don’t know how ball joints and wheel bearings work.

    For sure. This truck doesn't know how they work with the stock tires on it.

  • If you own this truck, you might be a redneck.

  • Tell again, what made you feel this inadequate?

  • I bet your truck listens to Morgan Wallen and calls it real country music.

  • On today's episode of "What the fuck is the point?"

    If you ever have to earn a living with that thing good luck. Not a single person will take you seriously.

    Call Red-Head Steering Gears on Friday and put in the order for your next 3 steering boxes over the course of 1 year.

    If you don't know what I am talking about you will. The 2nd gen was enough of a headache BEFORE you did all that shit to it.

  • The only thing uglier than American plastic surgery struck women, the way you guys eat, the rampant roll back of women’s reproductive rights, school shootings, ICE, Trumps pussy neck, prescription medicine adverts, no tax included on price tags, no health care, the abject poverty of your poorest, no paid maternity leave, gun ownership, nipple placement on fake tits and the way your high schools breed elitism - is this fuckin pig of a truck.

  • There’s trucks that are cool because they are old. There’s trucks that are nice because they are new. There’s clapped out bullshit in between… any guesses where this gem lies?

  • Clean isn't a good thing for a lifted truck to be...

  • You're going to shatter a lot of windscreens.

    Hope you have good Insurance.

  • the fitment aint clean tho

  • Lmfao it's a lifted pavement princess. Small dick energy is strong with you.

  • So are you on your second or is this the third DUI?

    Likewise I'll ask the same of your camshaft, the thing Dodge doesn't provide oil to when Sellantis is saving the planet.

  • OP, "clean" is the last word I would use to describe this rolling cry for attention and I actually like pickup trucks. 

  • 50 cal antenna… jokes with his buddies about all the tail he crushed in Perth…only visited recruiter once… blew his knee senior year….but would have taken state…,

  • “I just got off a 12 hour shift at the BAWL CRUSHIN FACOTREH”

  • I'm glad I'll never see this truck in person because it's definitely in some bumfuck southern state.