Wow an S550 5.0 Mustang with stock wheels. It's just as awful as the rest of them. You don't even deserve a roast. Just give that thing back to the rental company.
You will give your Mustang a girls name. Because this is the only pussy you will be getting. Your days of finger banging Mary Jane Rotten Crotch, and having money for her only fans are over. You belong to the bank.
Let me guess its so loud when your stuck in traffic you rev it to the moon to go 5 feet so everybody knows you have a boring Mustang that everybody has already nothing special at all.
This sub is 90% made of Miatas and Mustangs, 9% recycled jokes because of the miatas and Mustangs and 1% of people that can’t take jokes because they drive a Miata or a Mustang.
Ooh Mustang...blah blah blah...5.0....blah blah blah...now I'm finally cool...blah blah blah...maybe chicks will dig me....blah blah blah.....gonna make believe to race at stoplights.....blah blah blah.....and get a really loud exhaust so everyone knows how cool.....blah blah blah
it's beautiful but just change the oil every 5,000 miles, otherwise you'll be looking at destroying the cam phasers and cam phasers solenoids in quick order
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The missile knows where the crowds are at all times...
Lots of orphans made this Christmas lol
The official car of taking a loan out for 35% interest after joining the army
I thought the official car for that was an off-lease Challenger.
Wow an S550 5.0 Mustang with stock wheels. It's just as awful as the rest of them. You don't even deserve a roast. Just give that thing back to the rental company.
I was going to say I bought a Mustang GT from Hertz back in 2020 and I recognized those wheels....
"This is my mustang. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My mustang is my best friend. It is my life".
You will give your Mustang a girls name. Because this is the only pussy you will be getting. Your days of finger banging Mary Jane Rotten Crotch, and having money for her only fans are over. You belong to the bank.
You two are both legends. Thank you
Bruh.
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Just buy a classic what is this piece of shit
https://preview.redd.it/hvdljaxlfa9g1.jpeg?width=1582&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ab6d081343e9fe191611a3497b689db9b0298db
A V8 Mustang post? Great!
The engine is so ugly that ford covered it.
Let me guess its so loud when your stuck in traffic you rev it to the moon to go 5 feet so everybody knows you have a boring Mustang that everybody has already nothing special at all.
Tint the front windows too itll help with the shame
Cars worth more than the trailer lot 🤷♂️
Nothing inside the glove box besides Armor All wipes and expired condoms
I see this car almost as many times as I see a Honda Civic on the road
https://preview.redd.it/ky58647l2b9g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd0331a80c28c1200222087124d5ef7a1fa0ebfd
This sub is 90% made of Miatas and Mustangs, 9% recycled jokes because of the miatas and Mustangs and 1% of people that can’t take jokes because they drive a Miata or a Mustang.
Be creative for once
It's not a Fox Body nuff said.
When do you take it back to Avis? You get a weekly rate through New Years?
Ooh Mustang...blah blah blah...5.0....blah blah blah...now I'm finally cool...blah blah blah...maybe chicks will dig me....blah blah blah.....gonna make believe to race at stoplights.....blah blah blah.....and get a really loud exhaust so everyone knows how cool.....blah blah blah
This one wins 😂
Imagine taking out a high interest loan to get a 302 when you could have got a shelby.
All that power and all that noise, and you have an automatic? No wonder your windows are tinted, so you don't reveal yourself in shame.
I beg you’d dreamed of taking that home from the lot ever since JROTC huh?
Ford must hang very often, for the engine shall not work a lot.
Soon to be found in a ditch next door to cars and coffee
The Mustang NPC model - nothing distinctive about it whatsoever
I'd rather blow out my ear drums than "hear" your stupid pos v8 shitbox rev to 4.5k rpm one more time.
Just another boring Mustang no one bats an eye at anymore, because they are so common.
Looks more stock than wallstreet
it's beautiful but just change the oil every 5,000 miles, otherwise you'll be looking at destroying the cam phasers and cam phasers solenoids in quick order
I think so too thank you man. Just wanted to get a laugh in.
When you finally cash in the 2.5M Marlboro Miles!