2000 with 204k miles (about 400k in Iowa miles since it was a farm truck). Original engine that runs better than it did 3 years ago (seafoam thru the intake and injector cleaner). Got window and door caulk sealing the cab corners but the radio bumps hard af and the G80 still works great
The headlights were so dim when I bought it that I ran over a dead deer thinking it was a dip in the road. Somehow the 170k mile ball joints didn't even seem bothered by it lol
It's well aware of it too and likes to make weird noises. The steering box likes to chatter loudly in front of the hoes, especially when it's been otherwise quiet all day
let me guess, serial killer or rookie crack dealer?
Two birds with one stone buddy
😄 anyway, what year is it? mileage? original engine?
2000 with 204k miles (about 400k in Iowa miles since it was a farm truck). Original engine that runs better than it did 3 years ago (seafoam thru the intake and injector cleaner). Got window and door caulk sealing the cab corners but the radio bumps hard af and the G80 still works great
The headlights were so dim when I bought it that I ran over a dead deer thinking it was a dip in the road. Somehow the 170k mile ball joints didn't even seem bothered by it lol
OMG, this is funny!!!
I think your rust has some truck on it
Looks pretty fkn roasted already, bud.
https://preview.redd.it/rxhhy7h2299g1.png?width=980&format=png&auto=webp&s=5057ad3e3160ed1131ac516240034dfdf45e8853
Just from looking at it...
That reminds me I'm due for that 🤔 not sure how much longer the duct tape over the rocker panels will hold
Even the Pizza Planet truck is in better condition.
I used to deliver food as a side gig when I wasn't selling crack and some kids on bikes chased after me and asked if I had any pizza for them
That's hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Tires is worth more than the whole truck
https://preview.redd.it/d6330uc3699g1.jpeg?width=3716&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd8aa8c6e6f7c6f2aeacdfd7f4242cda6bb40077
So is my alternator
Would you like some GMC Sonoma with your rust?
Just a sprinkle please!
ah the truck that screams "i have 5 blue collar jobs but still use my laundry money to buy cigarettes and lottery tickets"
Hey buddy I won $15 on scratch offs yesterday!
I bet you can echolocate the copper wire in any building you enter.
Scrap metal and AC condensers hate to see me comin
I like the speed holes. I'll have to put some of them in the old Flanders mobile.
Wagon or metro?
Now that is twisted, man!
Literal hooptie.
It's well aware of it too and likes to make weird noises. The steering box likes to chatter loudly in front of the hoes, especially when it's been otherwise quiet all day
"you have a scratch in your left front fender"
Dang it! Guess I gotta get out the touch up paint again 😑
Aaaaand you have a broken check engine light for at least 20 reasons.
Surprisingly just one reason but I do have two other dash lights on (guess)
Traction control and ABS
Bold of you to assume these trucks had traction control but you're right on the ABS
I wonder why with that first image...
It came on long before that lol, that's just a ZR2 doin what it's built to do
Guaranteed to be left to rot at the scene of where the frame finally gives way in the middle of the back 40.
Frame can't give way if it already has 2 years ago 😎
If gangbang was a bakkie.
It’s lame. Time to take it behind the barn and put it out of its misery.