Still got the 535i, for 9k couldn’t be happier. 145k miles, n55, stage 2 + tuned, 430hp around 480 torque, came with a 5k brembo brake kit. Came with fake M badges which are already gone.
I gotta take it easy because I love my F15 but man what the hell is that front bumper. Looks like it was crashed and the 18 year old owner thought he was getting a free ‘upgrade’ from insurance
No one cares or notices this car when it drives past
Just another bland NPC SUV in an unnoticable colour
You say 535i instead of X5 35i because deep down you wish you bought the sedan that actually looks good and can corner without rolling over.
Oh fuck you have a 5 series gt, that might be even worse than this.
Bald tires, curbed wheels, thrashed paint. What a turd. At least it goes fast, so nobody will have to see it very long.
This one hurt😭
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At this point in my life every time I see a luxury car, I think to myself they are stupid or have a stupid amount of money, it's usually the former.
Wheres the upgrade?
Kind of car that pulls into the parking for thrift shop but has bags from an expensive shop in the back.
Only choosing the ugliest and most boring BMW cars is a gift, congrats. In a way or another, you're more extraordinary than Einstein.
Hope you went with the two year lease.
lol this is a 12 year old car now
Oh look an X3. I mean, an X7. No wait, X5.
Whatever you call it, it's just different sizes of the same cube looking BMW. Should've stuck with the GT.
My mother has one. It's great to bring the grandchildren to their soccer matches.
BMWs are vehicles for people that bought NFTs
The only thing this is an upgrade from is walking, which you’ll be doing half the time any way.
Considering my diff just exploded it makes sense
You paid a good money for that?
Wow enjoy the 430 horses doing 20 around town in traffic, going to the mechanic & back mostly I’m guessing.
Waiting to see you post the upgrade
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I gotta take it easy because I love my F15 but man what the hell is that front bumper. Looks like it was crashed and the 18 year old owner thought he was getting a free ‘upgrade’ from insurance
"What time did you say you need to pick the kids up from soccer?"