Here’s my wannabe hot hatch
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  • 24 points M4A1STAKESAUCE

    Is it called a hot hatch because clowns can jump out of it at any time?

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    18 points Halofieldfan

    The only clown jumping out of it is me 😔

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    12 points blu3tu3sday

    Have a poor man's gold 🏆 for the absolute best response to a roast

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    5 points Any_Fee_9703

    Hehehehehe

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  • 11 points Einveldi_

    I see you got some car with your purchase of a front grille.

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    2 points Virtual-Page-8985

    That’s most cars nowadays lol, but yes

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  • 11 points huhuhuhhhh

    Under that updated shiney fender is a 2004 Hyundai Elantra GT

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    2 points HYixell

    I cant unsee it now

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  • 6 points toma91

    That is a crossover. You haven’t even got a hatch let alone a hot one.

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  • 5 points fanatic26

    Is it called that because of how easily it can be stolen?

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  • 6 points T2RX6

    Better get some gasoline and set it on fire..it's the only way it will ever be hot.

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  • 4 points TocSir

    Red is fitting for the holiday! Now go burn it.

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  • 4 points External_Side_7063

    Open your eyes 😁

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    3 points Any_Fee_9703

    The car can't

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    0 points External_Side_7063

    Yep

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  • 2 points Intrepid-Status-6724

    Most of the grille space isn't functional and blocked off. I believe that trend doesn't stop at the grille.

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    2 points elbyl

    Wordsmith over here giving the ole 1-2.

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  • 3 points bluj_28

    The "N" stands for "NAH"

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  • 3 points Arastyxe

    I’d roast you but I have the same car. Though mine is in performance blue

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  • 2 points triplesixchaos

    Enjoy not getting laid

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  • 2 points Time-Negotiation-808

    Kona n performance?

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  • 2 points MountainOfRight

    Park it on the train tracks and let a Norfolk Southern do you a favor.

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  • 2 points Past_Tough_6081

    Hot - not detected Hatch - also not detected

    You have yourself a Korean Subcompact SUV. And the front end is atrocious.

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  • 2 points Which-Technician2367

    So since when is a crossover considered a hatchback? You know you’re just trying to convince yourself that this is not in fact a car for elderly people and librarians

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  • 2 points _no_usernames_avail

    Why do station wagon owners call them “hot hatches”?

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  • 2 points gunguy931

    Take a hatchback, jack it up. Give it AWD, then chunkyish tires so it can drive over moderately rough terrain. Now take that car, take away the AWD, give it a DCT, unreasonably stiff suspension, and thin tires. I give you the round about hot hatch!

    Mines red too btw

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  • 1 points Any_Fee_9703

    Nice Citroen

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  • 1 points Stinkysnak

    Nice f shack for dirty Mike and the boys

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  • 1 points brayk01

    Motabilty will let you have anything with a decent down payment.

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  • 1 points IOVofCWA

    https://preview.redd.it/rvzab0kpqc9g1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f98f336af027ad501a020772708c18a0a5e1f2d0

    Such basic vanilla traffic. Looks just like the basic vanilla Chevy they advertised to me below it. You can’t make this shit up.

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  • 1 points ManInTheMirror2

    The slogan for this car is “engineered for…whatever.” shows you that they couldn’t think of a single thing in this car is good at.

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