Roast my 07 freelander V6

4 points GrandMarquisMark

You don't need a Christmas tree what with the dash cluster all lit up.

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4 points chandleya

It’s such a wild thing. Land Rover had a full template of the ford escape. Painstakingly copied every design element. Then slapped it full of the worst of everything they had in the LRJ catalog. Chefs kiss level shitbox.

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1 points WinVistaUltimatex64

The Freelander came before the Escape.

So, Ford copied Land Rover (as they owned Land Rover at that time).

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2 points nordbyte921

I’d roast it, but your dog looks like a professional bouncer. I’m not making fun of his ride while he’s watching me like that

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2 points airhunger_rn

The "We Have Subaru Forester at Home" UK Edition

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1 points Any_Fee_9703

Your car not only is a Ford, but an expensive and unreliable one. Uff

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1 points triplesixchaos

Surely driving around in it should be embarrassing enough…

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1 points Nalabu1

I have a kite that's more reliable.

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1 points Sloopydeth

A car so unremarkable it's not even worth coming up with a good roast.

Oh wait, doesn't that have the Volvo 3.2 straight six that takes 4 hours to change the belt on? I could start there.

How about, all the expense and hassle of a Volvo engine without the reliability.

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1 points Possible_Pickle6835

Naa it has the rover 2.5 v6 in it from the rover 75

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1 points HotDog_SmoothBrain

Does the dog stick his head out the window even when its being towed? Asking for a friend.

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1 points xsharpy12

I’ve only seen one of these in the road in the past 15 years. It’s the worst Land Rover ever made, which is saying a lot.

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1 points TheViciousWhippet

No need to roast. That thing is gonna do that to itself before long.

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