Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
These 06-09s do not. The 10-12 had the electric power steering. I had a 2011 and it went out on me, nobody could turn the steering wheel it was crazy and very dangerous. Mine hapoened right after i changed both cv axles i guess the mechanic triggered something it happened immediately after within minutes of driving off i could feel something weird i pulled in a parking lot and it locked up. It had a warranty 10 years 150,000 miles. I had 144,000 miles dealer denied because it was a few weeks last 10 years
These cars are great until the seals in the engine decide to expire. The Fusion I had suffered from seal failure from ever seal except the seal with the transmission đ«
I had a Honda Accord that went through a half quart of oil every 7 days but I was on top of that and it was a winner. Learned my lesson not checking the engine oil on an old car i had before it. Ain't hard to do. Basically every tank of gas, check the oil; another way of doing it. Two to three minutes after a motor shuts off the oil is settled and can show accurate readings on the dipstick. Well enjoy your new slab my Gđ«Ąđ€đ
These older ones are more reliable than the new ones. I know of two I see on a weekly basis with over 300K on the clock that deliver auto parts in PHX AZ all summer long. That being said... Cool Grandma car...
give it 15w40 Shell rotella, it will drink much slower, the five weight oil inside it is literally water. the only flaw in these things is sometimes the coil can melt and if it does it means the ECU is fried inside don't ask me how I know that's the only take that you really need to know. oh and to fix that you'll need a mobile locksmith that can reprogram, I had no clue they could do this but indeed they can.
You know a long time ago the people working for Henry ford found a problem with all the cars they were producing and fordâs fix was just to put a circle around the problem and keep pushing them out
For the clean smooth shave, Gillette the best a man can get!
Ohh this one is good. đ
Mach 3
Not in that car.
Itâs all in the grill, baby
Sorry about your grandmother, but at least she left you something.
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Just becuase you can doesnât mean you should. This is like having instant coffee. Itâs terrible, but gets the job done- but nobody wants it.
And much like your oil level, it will eventually shit itself out.
Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice right, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
3 blades for a closer shave
The official car of divorced dads everywhere
My condolencesâŠ
Sincerest
Oh a Ford fusion. A fusion between a car and a turd.
Haha, I remember my 08â Ford Fusion SE and it crapped out on me, yours will crap out in a matter of time!
I used to have one of these. It sounded like a vacuum cleaner, which coincidentally is somehow more fun to drive than this
Does it have electric power steering?
These 06-09s do not. The 10-12 had the electric power steering. I had a 2011 and it went out on me, nobody could turn the steering wheel it was crazy and very dangerous. Mine hapoened right after i changed both cv axles i guess the mechanic triggered something it happened immediately after within minutes of driving off i could feel something weird i pulled in a parking lot and it locked up. It had a warranty 10 years 150,000 miles. I had 144,000 miles dealer denied because it was a few weeks last 10 years
Question: What do cold fusion, a spinal fusion, and this Ford Fusion have in common?
Answer: To this point, theyâre f______s!
(Correct answer is not âfusions,â itâs âfailuresâ)
That is the correct car for your abilities.
Looks like a pack of Marlboro lights.
You already do..
These cars are great until the seals in the engine decide to expire. The Fusion I had suffered from seal failure from ever seal except the seal with the transmission đ«
How many door handles have you changed this week?
Well well we'll
So this might be your first but it's not a car. This is Ford's version of lettuce.
But good luck with your license, hopefully you will get a real car for your next
Good luck changing the headlight bulbs
That car looks sick! Too bad most people buy these to pretend they are rich
Yup. Not going to get laid in that. đ
I had a Honda Accord that went through a half quart of oil every 7 days but I was on top of that and it was a winner. Learned my lesson not checking the engine oil on an old car i had before it. Ain't hard to do. Basically every tank of gas, check the oil; another way of doing it. Two to three minutes after a motor shuts off the oil is settled and can show accurate readings on the dipstick. Well enjoy your new slab my Gđ«Ąđ€đ
This may be a decent car but it's the Nissan Altima of the Ford sedans, but they're still producing the Altima to this day
These older ones are more reliable than the new ones. I know of two I see on a weekly basis with over 300K on the clock that deliver auto parts in PHX AZ all summer long. That being said... Cool Grandma car...
Youâll regret the car. Everyone else will regret you having a driver license
2007 Fusion...the exact moment Ford gave up on style.
You want to feel regret? Have someone take a picture of you driving it.
give it 15w40 Shell rotella, it will drink much slower, the five weight oil inside it is literally water. the only flaw in these things is sometimes the coil can melt and if it does it means the ECU is fried inside don't ask me how I know that's the only take that you really need to know. oh and to fix that you'll need a mobile locksmith that can reprogram, I had no clue they could do this but indeed they can.
You shave your balls with this?
You know a long time ago the people working for Henry ford found a problem with all the cars they were producing and fordâs fix was just to put a circle around the problem and keep pushing them out
At least you wonât get pulled over for speeding