Roast this Aussie Lincoln. (Ford LTD)
  • 10 points Foolgazi

    Wow. It looks like a ‘90s Korean sedan had a one-night stand with a 4th gen Chevy Impala/Caprice.

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    3 points Mammoth_Mixture4735

    Hey hey im half Korean and half white so i guess if i was a car this would be me. Id drive this pos

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    1 points Foolgazi

    If your name happens to be Lincoln I think you found your soulmate

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    1 points 6786_007

    And took all the bad genetics it could get.

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    1 points triplesixchaos

    Interestingly it’s a 2001 model and it’s still using the old fuel injected 302ci Windsor V8. Ford Australia did not use the 4.6 modular V8 that Ford in the US were using at the time.

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  • 7 points GreenT1979

    It's like a Lincoln Town Car with dwarfism

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    2 points din9leberry

    I was gonna say [———-] 😂

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    2 points GreenT1979

    I'm careful with language like that cause the auto mod has temporarily banned me over less

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    2 points I_Dream_Of_Turtles

    I got a ban for saying that getting a colleague that you were competing for a promotion with drunk at a company party with the higher ups might help your promotion odds. I don't think the automod likes the phrase gumming (substitute letter n) for a job.

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    2 points GreenT1979

    I made a joke under a post about someone who burnt potato wedges, saying instead of throwing them out, they should put them into a BBQ and use them as charcoal. 5 day automod ban for "encouraging violence." Reddit reviewed and lifted the ban. 6 days later.

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  • 2 points MassivePersonality61

    Looks like a Nissan Sentra that needs to go on a diet.

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  • 2 points gugngd

    Down under for a reason. Not just geographical.

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  • 1 points Building-Careful

    Looks like something you’d drive to a police lineup. And not one of those fancy ones, but one where they try to identify who keeps American pie’ing the loafs of bread at the local Whole Foods.

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  • 1 points SaroConTe1318

    What in the kangaroo-shit is that??

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  • 1 points TexasSk8

    Looks like a designer had way too many pints of Victoria beer.

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  • 1 points theweedman

    sure buddy, call it a lincoln

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  • 1 points MyCatIsCapitalist

    One car YouTuber noted how the way certain car models from the Americas and Australia evolved in different ways was similar to two different groups of animals of the same species evolving in different environments.

    For instance our LTD would end it's production in the 90s while looking 20 years older and smelling of mothballs your LTD production ended in the 2000s with a whimper and a form that resembled more of a KIA

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    1 points triplesixchaos

    This one is a 2001 model. Still using the 302 windsor also. Ford Australia did not use the modular 4.6 V8 at all.

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    1 points MyCatIsCapitalist

    Wait really? until 2001?

    also have fun ig

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    1 points triplesixchaos

    Ford Australia used the 302 windsor until 2002, then swapped to the 5.4 modular during the 2002 model year when they swapped from the “AU” model to the “BA” model.

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  • 1 points crucible

    Its lap time round Mount Panorama was measured with a calendar

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  • 1 points Extension-Scarcity41

    Without a Roo bar, some kangaroo is going to be wearing that grill like a mini skirt.

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  • 1 points Potential-Tone9606

    Is that a hearse for small people?

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  • 1 points Vssfault

    Looks like a Lincoln Town car with an extra chromosome

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  • 1 points Wizard__J

    BLIMEY! Look at that turd!

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  • 1 points Sufficient-Pop9987

    not a base model au 😔

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  • 1 points bequietanddrive000

    Sick of following these land-boats doing 15kays under the limit.

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    1 points bequietanddrive000

    Did the standard crap-box falcon not handle bad enough for you?

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    1 points triplesixchaos

    Had the standard one (forte wagon) before this. Saw this for sale at a great price, its got the windsor V8 and very low KMs on it so i picked it up. Since this photo its got Monroe shocks and lowered springs so now it handles slightly less awful

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  • 1 points FireEng

    Looks like the guys who designed it were perpetually drunk.

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  • 0 points RoutineBlacksmith675

    Good, you're already in Australia, take it Outback and shoot it

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    1 points funwithdesign

    That only works for Subarus

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    -2 points RoutineBlacksmith675

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    0 points Inner_West_Ben

    r/woooosh

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    0 points RoutineBlacksmith675

    I responded with the gif I chose because they tried taking my joke and making it their own. It didn't go over my head, I just didn't let their joke land.

    Here's your Reddit home: r/dumbass

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    0 points Inner_West_Ben

    ‘Tis the season to be jolly, and all that.

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    -1 points RoutineBlacksmith675

    Hard pass

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    -1 points Inner_West_Ben

    Must be a tough gig being a miserable keyboard warrior

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    1 points RoutineBlacksmith675

    Who said I was miserable?

    I don't have to play along with holidays and I definitely don't have to entertain bad jokes. Doesn't make me miserable, in fact it makes me happy.

    As for being a keyboard warrior, I'm not the one keeping this going. You keep being a smart ass and I'll keep being blessed and happy.

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    0 points Inner_West_Ben

    You are a keyboard warrior though. If you called someone a dumbass to their face, in this country at least, you’d cop a punch in the face

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