READ THE RULES, MOST OF ALL RULE 4. WE WILL BE HANDING OUT BANS TO VIOLATORS.
- Top level comments comments MUST be a roast.
Do NOT comment something along the lines of "I OMG I can't roast this its such a great car". This is r/RoastMyCar, not r/automotivedickriders. If you don't have anything mean to say, don't say anything at all. However this applies more to parent comments.
Mod’s on RoastMyCar are whiny and suck balls.
Better, but make it about the cars.
If you were cars, you'd be Cybertrucks.
Squated Cybertruck with forgiatos
Cybertruck in Waste Management Green
You mean like they try to be aggressive and cool but the are complete shit boxes. And nothing about them is redeemable or even important they just exist to feed their own insecurity and bullshit notion of relevance while actually being completely insignificant and having almost zero impact.
fucking burnt
Happy cake day 🎂
Oooooofffff
Will freely admit, I was considering the Cybertruck, Cadillac Lyriq (spoiler the one I went with), or the Hummer EV to be token electric vehicle to round off my garage (GMC truck, Harley and BMW motorcycles.) A shame the Cybertruck was so poorly isolated and felt so unfinished, I like a little controversy in my vehicle choices. It would have been glorious to post on here too.
Adds up, you seem the type
Mods absolutely drive a Chrysler Sebring, and unironically like it for how "sleek, reliable, and comfortable the interior is".
Your car is bad, reflects the fact that you're a stinky mod.
The mods cars on roast my car, suck balls.
What's wrong buddy your bicycle got a flat?
Worse, the short bus broke down.
So that's why you never made it to school.
As I’ve been asked by drivers while I’m riding my bike: DID YOU GET A DUI!?!?
Hate the mods all you want, but follow the most basic rules. Your own car only, and parent comments must be a roast.
If you really can’t come up with a roast, keep scrolling, or at least have the decency to retreat to one of your Volvo-related subs to jerk each other off instead of doing it on here.
Dont forget the miata subs and pretty much anything JDM in general. The BMW dudes at least dont do it and will roast each other. The praising is for karma whoring, of all the places on reddit you can do it and they chose here.
Miata drivers: "wow we love our cars" "OMG yeah!"
BMW drivers: "wow our cars are shit" "yes brother"
As a Z4 owner it really is me Vs the world.
1997 Z3 M44B19 here. Imagine what I get for not even having a straight 6 😂
Ha! No way. Car soo gay the engines not even Straight 6 lol it's the only part of my car that's straight lmao 🤣 I've done some shitty mods to mine so ima post it again soon.
OMG a modded Z4 must be an absolute shit box. I have to see this.
You will soon! But I'm a sucker for a spoiler. Check out this bag of wank...
Oh I can't comment a pic. Awkward inbox ZPic coming.
https://www.reddit.com/r/BMWZ4/s/KPGV7i4ZxW
Even more awkward link to a post I made.
Doesn’t this post violate a few rules? I don’t see a car to roast.
And I agree with your statement (please don’t ban)
Nope, and they're my rules to bend.
Abusing power. Clown.
Honk honk
At least try and be funny.
Help! Help! I'm being repressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!
Was it worth giving up your job for? A shower might make you a bit less bitter.
This comment belongs in /modsthinktheymatter sub. Does that count as a roast?
Il fix it so its about cars. I don’t think this mod owns a Car. Why would they? Definitely no 1 wants them to come visit… no 1 says hey mod its a nice day lets go for a drive… nah this a lonely bus rider
It seems that people would rather jerk off a car than roast it. Just saying 🤔
How do I do rhat, do I grab the exhaust pipe?
Don't forget to fondle the fuel flap first
OP…I bet your car smells like cat farts.
I wouldn't know, I don't sniff cat ass. Apparently you're an expert on sniffing cat ass so I'll defer to your judgment.
Wow! You owned him, Virgin.
That’s not how farts work.
Sounds like something someone with a shit car would say.
You'd know
Well, you got me there.
Post your car you whiney bitch
You remember that game where everyone had to have a turn, and by the end the game sucked and everyone just wanted to quit
Was the game your mom?
How come I can’t find the r/automotivedickriders sub? It sounds awesome.
Look again
lol
Probably nsfw and banned lol
That’s Prius level whining, but true.
I don't see a picture of a car, a picture of a basement, or a picture of a car in a basement. What do I roast in this post? Help! 😊
You can lick the fur out my arse
Then what would your mom do?
ThIs iS a fUcKinG RoaSt sUb!!!!!
This is an embarrassing post. You’d think driving a piece of shit would keep you from being so soft.
I’ll be sure to comment “OMG I can’t roast this its [sic] such a great car” as a non-top level comment.
This reminds me of the time when Greg Davies of Taskmaster had to yell at the contestants to "STOP BEING NICE!!!" 😂
When you get your first girlfriend you can tell her about the big difference this post made
Your mom will be so proud of me.
Keep trying scro you'll get there
Wow wow time to leave this lame sub
Mods are as bitchy and ridiculous as a static stanced riced out car with a splash of lifted brodozer and a side of carolina squated junk!
Really there's too many mouth breathers here who see a basic ass stock civic and go "omggg it's so perfect it's impossible to roast 😩😩😩😩😩😩👌👌👌 💦💦💦"
That 205 Rallye posted a couple days ago was lit though
Being a cybertruck owner right now must suck so fucking bad. You either ignore your 999 recall problems and drive that oversized garbage bin into the trash where it belongs, or you can send it back to Tesla for repairs, where it's likely to get burned down by arsonists. 😂
Your belts whining so loud it looks like youre whining too
I roasted a guy so hard he took down his post and deleted his account after 2 comments from me. Is there a wall of shame? I have a screenshot.
Why does everybody always introduce themselves and include their age? the title always seems like an attempt to flex
No wonder you’re part of r/Jeeps, you whine and complain as much as the Cali girls who drive them.
Ive tried to post many times but for some reason it does not let me so anyone know whats the problem? Do i need permission from mods or something?
I see nothing that would prevent it.
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It seems like you cant handle the harsh words from people roasting you. Thats why we removed your comment(s) of you defending your ego. Please think twice when asking to get roasted.
I say ROAST YOUR BALLS AND FUCK YOUR SHITBOXES!!! Is that mean enough for roasting something?
220 days later and this sub is even worse than before. After the top comment all I see are people gooning and ogling the roast box.
@Mods we need a purge!!
Threaten me for liking a car? Fuck you, fuck your sub. Pull your head out of your ass. I beat you too it and banned myself. You people suck ass
Explain the obvious. And thank you. Needed to be said.
I see comments talking about how you didn’t include a car in this post, but people need to chill, you’re a mod.
You obviously can’t afford a car to begin with, you waste all day sitting on your ass complaining.
pot meet kettle
yo mama meet me
I understand the frustration, when there are other subs to use for praising vehicles/other commentary. I myself have been dinged and I get it. But I think I'll just have to avoid this sub altogether moving forward. The current auto landscape sucks sweaty, nasty, stinky balls and everyone drives bland SUVs and the ugliest crossovers imaginable. Upon purchase, those people become soulless, spineless, homogenous sacks of meat that also manage to carry enough ego and insecurity that they would never ever post on a place like this. So after driving day after day while being waterboarded with the most bland vehicular horseshit ever, I don't have it in me to roast, even satirically, even as a joke, cars that I would KILL to see more frequently on the road.
Some cars actually look good. Give us a break…
Plenty of other places in reddit for that.
I get my Karam Up to post what I want . That’s all imma say.
Doesn't work that way.