You look like a guy that would get all aggressive and talk shit before an arm wrestling match, only to be embarrassed by a loss in the first 5 seconds.
Flat bill nation bro, wake up pound a monster energy drink then take your barely running monster truck to meet your bros and drink some 805’s. What, are you from Corona?
Not the AI generated pictures behind you so you can get inspired by them… You also like you’re one comment away from crying and attempting to off someone from anger.
You’re really gay. You struggle with it daily because of your background you’re supposed to be tough. Deep down on the inside you’re just a queer that wants to lick little boy penis.
You also smell like maverick cigarettes and fentanyl
I bet your facebook says you were educated at "school of hard knocks," you only post corny "tough guy" memes, and there's probably one picture buried in there of a kid that you never see or pay child support for.
Nah, it’s too late, you have roasted yourself. Every time you go outside in public with your trying-too-hard, trailer park tattoos and your crooked 2002 style hat, people look at you and lean over to their kids and whisper:
This is what we’re talking about. If you don’t value yourself and work on being mature, you end up like this absolute loser buying a tall boy Bud Light at 9am on a Tuesday
You are the failure of American culture. You are the face of what we all hope and pray our children DON’T turn out to be. You represent the shame of our childish nature and you carry the badge proudly.
If you ever think about reproducing, go have another drink. Alone. And stop hitting women.
Muscles. Tatted. Hat turned off to the side. Saint on one side of the neck and sinner on the other. Plus you’re showing us you tattooed your last name on your arm.
Did you tattoo your last name on your arm so you wouldn’t forget it?
If you have low self esteem you need to work on that first. Pick up a book, and not to hit someone with as a mob enforcer, but to open and read the words.
The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.
No surprise you’re into gladiators
Someone has to service them.
Say, Jimmy - do you like.... movies about gladiators?
Perfected the blow job lips in prison, I assume.
He gave blow jobs with his asshole too, similar lips
Brilliant, a (w)hole new meaning to tearing him a new one😂
💀.
You’re WAY too old to be such a fuck boi.
Someone had to be the original
Toughest goof in the trailer park for sure.
Namsayin
You're sayin' "know what I'm sayin'" too many times! 80 or 90 times? That's too many times! Once or twice is cool, but 80 or 90 times, man?!
Fuck off I got work to do.
If you could read, you'd realize how bad your tattoos are.
He got all those tattoos to look tough but in truth he cries during sex
What’s with the duck lips?
Guys like their bitches with duck lips!!!
Listen man, I’m gay as hell and that shit is cringe. Don’t make him our problem.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Duck lips? I thought that was his butt hole
How many pounds of copper wire you steal in this day alone
For somebody who can’t read you’ve sure got a lot of words tattooed on your body.
He was rejected by MS-13, accepted by MS-Paint and tattoos with a mouse and right clicks to reload.
11 hours and one reply. That really says it all.
Roasts himself just by having to see himself in the mirror daily.
Something tells me you tried really hard to prevent others knowing what you were in prison for... 😒
Walmart Fieldy from Korn
Temu Chino Moreno
Hahaha Tchemu Moreno
Wish Dave Bautista
Faildy?
Old humor returning? Never thought i’d see the day
Your biceps aren’t that big they’re just covered in fat
It’s funny bc he uses his chest as a way to make them look bigger too
Is Sweet Dee dating you?
Five finger butt munch
You must love butt rock
how many 17 year old girls are you currently having one sided conversations with in the DMs?
Which tattoo says mistake?
This jabroni couldn’t even get his username right
the tat above his buttcheeks.
They all do.
His mom
Dude looks like the graffiti covered dumpster they find dead hookers in on SVU.
Your mom still does your laundry.
WWF Bushwhackers cosplay..?
Expired Dave Bautista
Each tattoo tells a story that nobody besides him gives a fuck about
Trying to look tough at 5'4 is crazy work
Everything about you screams “prison bitch”
I just instinctively covered my drink and im not even drinking anything
Still lives in his mom's basement and gets that meatloaf fuck !!!!!
Suicidal Tendencies is not band name in your case
I’d put money on you folding like laundry in every aggressive interaction you’ve been in.
I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.
His Bio: I look 45 while acting like im still 25 while working a job for 15 year olds.
I’ve used toilet paper tougher than you.
More who the fuck gave you life than Thug Life.
Last desperate move for your OF site huh
What's the decorating motif for your room? Prison cell!
Still playing and living the first GTA.
Keep doing the duck lips and you'll find a good man.
Sponsored by narcan
Your "low self esteem" is actually regret for terrible decisions and doing horrible things to people. It's guilt. Not a low self esteem.
Wanted a 13 but they drew a 31 energy.
Stop DMing my niece she’s 16
He actually thought she was 14
Aye man. You don’t have to tell us that you have low self esteem. You wrote it all over your body.
100% has claimed he’s a good dad with one of the qualifiers being “I pay my child support”
This is so embarassing. 50 years old fuck acting all tough, dressing like a 12 years old kid and doing duck face like a 16 years old teen girl.
Average Trump supporter, I bet there isn't a single catalytic converter left in your trailer park.
Damn, your mom’s basement looks trashy af..
Your mom has a nice basement.
Roast you? Nah, you roasted yourself enough by just posting
I bet it feels good your mom let you hang pictures in your room.
I'm 99% sure I saw you in a pegging video. Ya... I watch that shit.
Oh cool a halfway house guy
You look like a guy that would get all aggressive and talk shit before an arm wrestling match, only to be embarrassed by a loss in the first 5 seconds.
Flat bill nation bro, wake up pound a monster energy drink then take your barely running monster truck to meet your bros and drink some 805’s. What, are you from Corona?
You look like a reject from Jersey shore
Should have posted a pic of you driving your girl’s Altima.
Looked up dumbass in the dictionary and there was your picture. 🤤
This over compensation happens when you get thrown in a cell with a much larger horny inmate.
Loser would be a compliment.
Kissy face, kissy face sent to your phone 🎵
Even ICP rejected you.
Resting Chode Face
… If Cringe became a living being ☝️
Batista is really into the meth part of method acting
Your name in the military is “Major Micropenis Energy.”
Bruh you're like 45 what are you even doing
Why you trying to kiss us bro?
This guy loudly and unironically screams “Charlie Kirk!!!!” while flexing when the 19 year old Starbucks worker asks his name.
Your life plan: If you get enough Temu quality tattoos, people will believe you're tough and forget your low intelligence and inability to be loved.
Huh. Never seen a fuckface try to duckface.
Your step-mom’s basement looks nice.
You look like a c**t!
You look like you lick your fingers after you poop.
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Meh. Average.
Shops at temu for his jewelry !!! Says he paid 2gs for the bracelet chain but really its 2 dollars 🤣😭😭💀
Sportster guy
Those prison tats are pretty good. I'd love to see the tramp stamp above your butt cheeks.
It's giving Bottom energy, especially with those DSLs!
I've said it before and I'll say it again, home schooling should be prohibited.
I can smell your cheap cologne through my screen.
You should try showers
With that face it‘s normal your selfesteem is low. And it should stay low!
Think you look tough and are probably softer than baby shit.
You look like if Ronnie from Jersey shore kept doing drugs
That tattoo on your arm, pretty sure says "I'm a pussy" in English
You shouldn’t make fun of Sweekzy Jibbs like that.
Not the AI generated pictures behind you so you can get inspired by them… You also like you’re one comment away from crying and attempting to off someone from anger.
Thinks he’s a tough guy… but gets stopped in his tracks when he attempts to read a 3rd grade level coloring book…
A little-man complex, a tattoo artist and a low IQ walk into a bar … 🚀
You’re really gay. You struggle with it daily because of your background you’re supposed to be tough. Deep down on the inside you’re just a queer that wants to lick little boy penis. You also smell like maverick cigarettes and fentanyl
Duck face went out in 2003.
You do look like you belong in America. Poland is too high class for you.
You look like you got busted selling your grandma's Xanax outside the local pizza hut
You’ve been known to hold these for others.
You don’t need to tell us you have low self esteem. Your life choices already did.
The flunky that real rappers have as the white poser comic relief
This is what I imagine if for some reason they were making movie/documentary with Ice Cube, and they cast a mexican Bautista to play him
I bet your facebook says you were educated at "school of hard knocks," you only post corny "tough guy" memes, and there's probably one picture buried in there of a kid that you never see or pay child support for.
I didn’t realize vanilla ice had a special needs child…
Dave Fartista
Cultural appropriation is wrong.
I can feel your parent’s disappointment.
You look like when they dragged the blobfish from the depths of the sea up to the surface.
Much like said blobfish, I presume you look much more normal in your natural habitat, a garage that exclusively does under-the-table inspections
Work on your duckface
You're in severe debt due to missed child support payments, gambling and alcoholism
Don’t you have some shelves to stock? Back at it now!
Awww…. Just posting with the hope that we dislike you less than you dislike yourself.
Your parent’s disappointment is legendary.
You gotta act tough cause you’re so ugly it’s your only option
So what’s your plan to “retire” and not go to jail this time? Stealing change from a gum ball machine? Or starting your own shed & breakfast?
White chocolate fuck boi
Care to rank your 5 favorite prisons?
Does your place smell bad or is your face just stuck like that?
Nah, it’s too late, you have roasted yourself. Every time you go outside in public with your trying-too-hard, trailer park tattoos and your crooked 2002 style hat, people look at you and lean over to their kids and whisper:
This is what we’re talking about. If you don’t value yourself and work on being mature, you end up like this absolute loser buying a tall boy Bud Light at 9am on a Tuesday
You are the failure of American culture. You are the face of what we all hope and pray our children DON’T turn out to be. You represent the shame of our childish nature and you carry the badge proudly.
If you ever think about reproducing, go have another drink. Alone. And stop hitting women.
Still trying to prove something to the bullies from primary school.
Sneak peak of a side character from gta 6
This dude 100% thinks WWE is not theatrics and listens to a blend of "hardcore" rap and nu-metal while simultaneously being a DJT scrotum sucker.
Youve got the redneck dictionary tattooed all over your body and your left to wonder, what came first, the tattoos or the low self esteem.
Your nose looks like it grew 4 more noses on top of it
Did you have AI remove the needle from your hand?
All the shitty tattoos are a cry for help
If homie tried half as hard finding a good artist as he tries looking hard he wouldn't look like 8 year old nephews etchasketch
That Bro-Duckface got me good. Had me chuckling for a Minute. Longer than Micro-dick-Mcgay here ever lastet
Secretly wishes his duckface made him look more feminine.
You look like the Temu version of Skweezy Jibbs.
I bet you rap vape have to register but still think you're the coolest in trailer park
Sinner lol
You drive a 2008 Hummer H2
If im not actually tough but I think I know what tough looks like was a picture. You probaly cry after your little brother bitch slaps you.
This is what a neckbeard looks like when they want to look like they've been in prison.
Temu Dave Bautista
Lose the hat, you're not fooling anyone baldylocks.
You took a selfie and the algorithm started immediately sending you ads for throat cancer treatments.
There's no need to clown you. Whatever live didn't fuck you with, you did to yourself.
Bro looks like he just got out of rehab for the 18th time
I bet your teeth are a mess
Looking constipated shouldn't be your whole personality.
Take a shit already.
Why TF you tryna kiss me so hard, bro?
The toughest bottom in the trailer park. Weird kink.
When did Dave Bautista get into Meth?
100% a Polish-American who casually uses the N-word, soft and hard r.
You probably have a resized rectum
Sometimes jail is better.
The most cringe selfies I've ever seen.
White trash Sly Stallone
You look like a coke dealer, lol
I’m guessing you drive a really big truck
Annual reject from the Jersey Shore must hurt
I've never seen a Polish thug before.
Face is scrunched bc butthole is loose.
Eww
Ice Flea
Your diet consists of hush puppies and grape kool aid.
You took pictures acting like you’re tough but in reality we all know that you like to suk dik listening to Sam smith
That neck tattoonsay ‘Taint?’
What is 3x5?
Muscles. Tatted. Hat turned off to the side. Saint on one side of the neck and sinner on the other. Plus you’re showing us you tattooed your last name on your arm.
Did you tattoo your last name on your arm so you wouldn’t forget it?
If you have low self esteem you need to work on that first. Pick up a book, and not to hit someone with as a mob enforcer, but to open and read the words.