Roast me good ! I already got low self-esteem so have at it ruin my day
  • 1 points post-explainer

    The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.

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  • 94 points ReillyDiefenbach

    No surprise you’re into gladiators

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    29 points BigGingerYeti

    Someone has to service them.

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    51 points EcstaticBoysenberry

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    26 points Hot_Chapter_1358

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    5 points _InvertedEight_

    Say, Jimmy - do you like.... movies about gladiators?

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  • 82 points BigGingerYeti

    Perfected the blow job lips in prison, I assume.

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    10 points User_Name_Tracks

    He gave blow jobs with his asshole too, similar lips

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    2 points bennyblumpkin

    Brilliant, a (w)hole new meaning to tearing him a new one😂

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    2 points DK01922

    💀.

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  • 152 points AttentionNo6359

    You’re WAY too old to be such a fuck boi.

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    21 points Equalmind95

    Someone had to be the original

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  • 49 points Flimsy-Jello5534

    Toughest goof in the trailer park for sure.

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    9 points boldandbratsche

    Namsayin

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    9 points MarvinHeemeyersTank

    You're sayin' "know what I'm sayin'" too many times! 80 or 90 times? That's too many times! Once or twice is cool, but 80 or 90 times, man?!

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    3 points thechairagainstwall

    Fuck off I got work to do.

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  • 56 points HypotheticalMuskrat

    If you could read, you'd realize how bad your tattoos are.

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    3 points wilrab001

    He got all those tattoos to look tough but in truth he cries during sex

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  • 28 points icarusuraci

    What’s with the duck lips?

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    21 points Idiosyncratic-1

    Guys like their bitches with duck lips!!!

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    5 points AttentionNo6359

    Listen man, I’m gay as hell and that shit is cringe. Don’t make him our problem.

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    2 points DK01922

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    3 points Coach2astronots

    Duck lips? I thought that was his butt hole

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  • 28 points monstrow86

    How many pounds of copper wire you steal in this day alone

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  • 22 points Zubilant

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  • 17 points noonesine

    For somebody who can’t read you’ve sure got a lot of words tattooed on your body.

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    6 points Greedy-Stage-120

    He was rejected by MS-13, accepted by MS-Paint and tattoos with a mouse and right clicks to reload.

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  • 42 points TigerClaw_TV

    11 hours and one reply. That really says it all.

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    12 points Kromting

    Roasts himself just by having to see himself in the mirror daily.

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  • 12 points MisterBurnsSucks

    Something tells me you tried really hard to prevent others knowing what you were in prison for... 😒

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  • 27 points DeadlyDrummer

    Walmart Fieldy from Korn

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    10 points idntgtttll

    Temu Chino Moreno

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    5 points DeadlyDrummer

    Hahaha Tchemu Moreno

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    3 points EndlessHysteria

    Wish Dave Bautista

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    4 points DeadlyDrummer

    Faildy?

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  • 40 points True-Gate-9131

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    2 points Fit-Improvement6692

    Old humor returning? Never thought i’d see the day

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  • 19 points delphicginger

    Your biceps aren’t that big they’re just covered in fat

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    3 points flqres

    It’s funny bc he uses his chest as a way to make them look bigger too

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  • 9 points adamh909

    Is Sweet Dee dating you?

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  • 9 points Scuzzboots

    Five finger butt munch

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  • 7 points Dangerous_Employee80

    You must love butt rock

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  • 7 points PongACong

    how many 17 year old girls are you currently having one sided conversations with in the DMs?

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  • 7 points Scottyttocs85

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  • 13 points EndChemical

    Which tattoo says mistake?

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    14 points donald-trompeta

    This jabroni couldn’t even get his username right

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    4 points Chef-Ptomane

    the tat above his buttcheeks.

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    3 points jjj80jjj

    They all do.

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    2 points StarphishSushi

    His mom

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  • 7 points Rollin_Soul_O

    Dude looks like the graffiti covered dumpster they find dead hookers in on SVU.

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  • 9 points Hamandcheeseeater

    Your mom still does your laundry.

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  • 5 points No_Names78

    WWF Bushwhackers cosplay..?

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  • 4 points SageandStrong33

    Expired Dave Bautista

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  • 5 points Relative-Detective70

    Each tattoo tells a story that nobody besides him gives a fuck about

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  • 5 points Dizsmo

    Trying to look tough at 5'4 is crazy work

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  • 9 points Inside_Yak_254

    Everything about you screams “prison bitch”

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  • 8 points jason544770

    I just instinctively covered my drink and im not even drinking anything

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  • 3 points PuzzleheadedPlan916

    Still lives in his mom's basement and gets that meatloaf fuck !!!!!

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  • 3 points idntgtttll

    Suicidal Tendencies is not band name in your case

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  • 7 points outkast767

    I’d put money on you folding like laundry in every aggressive interaction you’ve been in.

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  • 6 points Mikapouh

    I bet your parents change the subject when their friends ask about you.

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  • 6 points Owww_My_Ovaries

    His Bio: I look 45 while acting like im still 25 while working a job for 15 year olds.

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  • 6 points Porcelainporthole

    I’ve used toilet paper tougher than you.

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  • 3 points BritWit11

    More who the fuck gave you life than Thug Life.

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  • 3 points VinnieVib

    Last desperate move for your OF site huh

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  • 3 points SnarftheRooster91

    What's the decorating motif for your room? Prison cell!

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  • 3 points Zippy_13

    Still playing and living the first GTA.

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  • 3 points Chef-Ptomane

    Keep doing the duck lips and you'll find a good man.

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  • 3 points WHITEMERLOT69

    Sponsored by narcan

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  • 3 points KeySpare4917

    Your "low self esteem" is actually regret for terrible decisions and doing horrible things to people. It's guilt. Not a low self esteem.

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  • 3 points sexylegs0123456789

    Wanted a 13 but they drew a 31 energy.

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  • 3 points NoirPlayableCock

    Stop DMing my niece she’s 16

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    2 points Competitive-Cut-6983

    He actually thought she was 14

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  • 3 points IcyIntroduction5678

    Aye man. You don’t have to tell us that you have low self esteem. You wrote it all over your body.

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  • 3 points Excellent_Factor_134

    100% has claimed he’s a good dad with one of the qualifiers being “I pay my child support”

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  • 3 points GFreeXevery1

    This is so embarassing. 50 years old fuck acting all tough, dressing like a 12 years old kid and doing duck face like a 16 years old teen girl.

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  • 3 points Vast_Bullfrog_1503

    Average Trump supporter, I bet there isn't a single catalytic converter left in your trailer park.

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  • 2 points Time-Track9684

    Damn, your mom’s basement looks trashy af..

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  • 2 points Accurate_Factor3799

    Your mom has a nice basement.

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  • 2 points bsschmitt35

    Roast you? Nah, you roasted yourself enough by just posting

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  • 2 points AtheistPlumber

    I bet it feels good your mom let you hang pictures in your room.

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  • 2 points FollowingJealous7490

    I'm 99% sure I saw you in a pegging video. Ya... I watch that shit.

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  • 2 points hemmingwayshotgun

    Oh cool a halfway house guy

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  • 2 points investinlove

    You look like a guy that would get all aggressive and talk shit before an arm wrestling match, only to be embarrassed by a loss in the first 5 seconds.

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  • 2 points badforman

    Flat bill nation bro, wake up pound a monster energy drink then take your barely running monster truck to meet your bros and drink some 805’s. What, are you from Corona?

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  • 2 points ChaoticMutant

    You look like a reject from Jersey shore

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  • 2 points QuickBookkeeper2647

    Should have posted a pic of you driving your girl’s Altima.

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  • 2 points 57_Thunder

    Looked up dumbass in the dictionary and there was your picture. 🤤

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  • 2 points yourfingkidding

    This over compensation happens when you get thrown in a cell with a much larger horny inmate.

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  • 2 points tcmits1

    Loser would be a compliment.

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  • 2 points IngenuityOk1978

    Kissy face, kissy face sent to your phone 🎵

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  • 2 points AlanCino

    Even ICP rejected you.

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  • 2 points Unfair_Orange5063

    Resting Chode Face

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  • 2 points PokemasterZen

    … If Cringe became a living being ☝️

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  • 2 points Corn_the_long_way

    Batista is really into the meth part of method acting

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  • 2 points Unfair_Orange5063

    Your name in the military is “Major Micropenis Energy.”

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  • 2 points Dropssshot

    Bruh you're like 45 what are you even doing

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  • 2 points TheOnlyT76

    Why you trying to kiss us bro?

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  • 2 points windmillninja

    This guy loudly and unironically screams “Charlie Kirk!!!!” while flexing when the 19 year old Starbucks worker asks his name.

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  • 2 points tap-rack-bang

    Your life plan:  If you get enough Temu quality tattoos, people will believe you're tough and forget your low intelligence and inability to be loved.  

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  • 2 points Odd-Fun-6042

    Huh. Never seen a fuckface try to duckface.

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  • 2 points CDavis10717

    Your step-mom’s basement looks nice.

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  • 4 points dylanbooth78

    You look like a c**t!

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  • 2 points _Khorosho_

    You look like you lick your fingers after you poop.

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  • 1 points Similar-Opinion8750

    Meh. Average.

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  • 1 points PuzzleheadedPlan916

    Shops at temu for his jewelry !!! Says he paid 2gs for the bracelet chain but really its 2 dollars 🤣😭😭💀

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  • 1 points CautiousGrade798

    Sportster guy

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  • 1 points Chef-Ptomane

    Those prison tats are pretty good. I'd love to see the tramp stamp above your butt cheeks.

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  • 1 points grnltrn

    It's giving Bottom energy, especially with those DSLs!

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  • 1 points OneMinuteManny

    I've said it before and I'll say it again, home schooling should be prohibited.

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  • 1 points WInativemm

    I can smell your cheap cologne through my screen.

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  • 1 points tautjes

    You should try showers

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  • 1 points black650

    With that face it‘s normal your selfesteem is low. And it should stay low!

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  • 1 points Electrohead88

    Think you look tough and are probably softer than baby shit.

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  • 1 points LatinOso85

    You look like if Ronnie from Jersey shore kept doing drugs

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  • 1 points stinkyprolapse

    That tattoo on your arm, pretty sure says "I'm a pussy" in English

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  • 1 points PandaRaper

    You shouldn’t make fun of Sweekzy Jibbs like that.

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  • 1 points Fit-Improvement6692

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  • 1 points marroonedAstronaut3

    Not the AI generated pictures behind you so you can get inspired by them… You also like you’re one comment away from crying and attempting to off someone from anger.

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  • 1 points DUAL-DISC-FUSIONS

    Thinks he’s a tough guy… but gets stopped in his tracks when he attempts to read a 3rd grade level coloring book…

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  • 1 points RussMan104

    A little-man complex, a tattoo artist and a low IQ walk into a bar … 🚀

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  • 1 points Akron_N_mindless

    You’re really gay. You struggle with it daily because of your background you’re supposed to be tough. Deep down on the inside you’re just a queer that wants to lick little boy penis. You also smell like maverick cigarettes and fentanyl

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  • 1 points Legitimate-Tune3077

    Duck face went out in 2003.

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  • 1 points I_saw_u_take_a_dump

    You do look like you belong in America. Poland is too high class for you.

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  • 1 points Incid3nt

    You look like you got busted selling your grandma's Xanax outside the local pizza hut

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  • 1 points DisastrousRooster400

    You’ve been known to hold these for others.

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  • 1 points HammerDown125

    You don’t need to tell us you have low self esteem. Your life choices already did.

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  • 1 points Lakemohawk55

    The flunky that real rappers have as the white poser comic relief

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  • 1 points CrimsonSparrow201

    This is what I imagine if for some reason they were making movie/documentary with Ice Cube, and they cast a mexican Bautista to play him

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  • 1 points jlanger23

    I bet your facebook says you were educated at "school of hard knocks," you only post corny "tough guy" memes, and there's probably one picture buried in there of a kid that you never see or pay child support for.

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  • 1 points Dietzy42

    I didn’t realize vanilla ice had a special needs child…

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  • 1 points NuggetKing9001

    Dave Fartista

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  • 1 points MacSteele13

    Cultural appropriation is wrong.

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  • 1 points MrCommonThinkin

    I can feel your parent’s disappointment.

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  • 1 points Loam_liker

    You look like when they dragged the blobfish from the depths of the sea up to the surface.

    Much like said blobfish, I presume you look much more normal in your natural habitat, a garage that exclusively does under-the-table inspections

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  • 1 points cooperluna

    Work on your duckface

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  • 1 points EmoGenius24

    You're in severe debt due to missed child support payments, gambling and alcoholism

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  • 1 points New-Information-1927

    Don’t you have some shelves to stock? Back at it now!

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  • 1 points tth2000

    Awww…. Just posting with the hope that we dislike you less than you dislike yourself.

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  • 1 points MrCommonThinkin

    Your parent’s disappointment is legendary.

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  • 1 points realnailbiterhuh

    You gotta act tough cause you’re so ugly it’s your only option

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  • 1 points Attack_Toster

    So what’s your plan to “retire” and not go to jail this time? Stealing change from a gum ball machine? Or starting your own shed & breakfast?

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  • 1 points breezyhill77

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  • 1 points Ambitious-Library515

    White chocolate fuck boi

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  • 1 points SCCock

    Care to rank your 5 favorite prisons?

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  • 1 points Accomplished-Video71

    Does your place smell bad or is your face just stuck like that?

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  • 1 points RemotestOfSpheres

    Nah, it’s too late, you have roasted yourself. Every time you go outside in public with your trying-too-hard, trailer park tattoos and your crooked 2002 style hat, people look at you and lean over to their kids and whisper: 

    This is what we’re talking about. If you don’t value yourself and work on being mature, you end up like this absolute loser buying a tall boy Bud Light at 9am on a Tuesday 

    You are the failure of American culture. You are the face of what we all hope and pray our children DON’T turn out to be. You represent the shame of our childish nature and you carry the badge proudly. 

    If you ever think about reproducing, go have another drink. Alone. And stop hitting women. 

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  • 1 points AnotherSavior

    Still trying to prove something to the bullies from primary school.

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  • 1 points Ladadasa

    Sneak peak of a side character from gta 6

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  • 1 points ChalkdustPossum

    This dude 100% thinks WWE is not theatrics and listens to a blend of "hardcore" rap and nu-metal while simultaneously being a DJT scrotum sucker.

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  • 1 points NotoriousB-I-Giggy

    Youve got the redneck dictionary tattooed all over your body and your left to wonder, what came first, the tattoos or the low self esteem.

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  • 1 points kbeckerburbs4

    Your nose looks like it grew 4 more noses on top of it

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  • 1 points Juicepit

    Did you have AI remove the needle from your hand?

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  • 1 points keithclotte

    All the shitty tattoos are a cry for help

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  • 1 points Deskore

    If homie tried half as hard finding a good artist as he tries looking hard he wouldn't look like 8 year old nephews etchasketch

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  • 1 points ButtercupBear

    That Bro-Duckface got me good. Had me chuckling for a Minute. Longer than Micro-dick-Mcgay here ever lastet

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  • 1 points Kirbyr98

    Secretly wishes his duckface made him look more feminine.

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  • 1 points CMDR_SHAZAM

    You look like the Temu version of Skweezy Jibbs.

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  • 1 points Future_Part_7038

    I bet you rap vape have to register but still think you're the coolest in trailer park

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  • 1 points nicholasidk

    Sinner lol

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  • 1 points HENMAN79

    You drive a 2008 Hummer H2

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  • 1 points Abject-Temperature79

    If im not actually tough but I think I know what tough looks like was a picture. You probaly cry after your little brother bitch slaps you.

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  • 1 points Seethesvt

    This is what a neckbeard looks like when they want to look like they've been in prison.

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  • 1 points avernus675

    Temu Dave Bautista

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  • 1 points GooseNYC

    Lose the hat, you're not fooling anyone baldylocks.

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  • 1 points Detachabl_e

    You took a selfie and the algorithm started immediately sending you ads for throat cancer treatments.

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  • 1 points 1750qv

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  • 1 points greenbluedog

    There's no need to clown you. Whatever live didn't fuck you with, you did to yourself.

    parent
  • 1 points Salty_Tennis_9303

    Bro looks like he just got out of rehab for the 18th time

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  • 1 points Nline6

    I bet your teeth are a mess

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  • 1 points Scared-Ideal-1483

    Looking constipated shouldn't be your whole personality.

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  • 1 points Krautus-Awreetus

    Take a shit already.

    parent
  • 1 points boldandbratsche

    Why TF you tryna kiss me so hard, bro?

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  • 1 points Jolly-University-673

    The toughest bottom in the trailer park. Weird kink.

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  • 1 points Griffiud

    When did Dave Bautista get into Meth?

    parent
  • 1 points CustomerOK9mm9mm

    100% a Polish-American who casually uses the N-word, soft and hard r.

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  • 1 points EdgeKey5631

    You probably have a resized rectum

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  • 1 points Ecnarps

    Sometimes jail is better.

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  • 1 points CaptainShittyMcPoop

    The most cringe selfies I've ever seen.

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  • 1 points PricklyLoaf

    White trash Sly Stallone

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  • 1 points GladiusAcutus

    You look like a coke dealer, lol

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  • 1 points Capable_Reserve_8431

    I’m guessing you drive a really big truck

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  • 1 points davesnotonreddit

    Annual reject from the Jersey Shore must hurt

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  • 1 points MarvinHeemeyersTank

    I've never seen a Polish thug before.

    parent
  • 1 points ExpertOrdinary7074

    Face is scrunched bc butthole is loose.

    parent
  • 1 points punkrockbatgirl

    Eww

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  • 1 points Zealousideal-Gas1998

    Ice Flea

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  • 1 points Yunanistan77

    Your diet consists of hush puppies and grape kool aid.

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  • 1 points JaneDoe93130

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  • 1 points IronRiff_Messiah

    You took pictures acting like you’re tough but in reality we all know that you like to suk dik listening to Sam smith

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  • 1 points Cousin_MarvinBerry

    That neck tattoonsay ‘Taint?’

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  • 1 points Own_Bat_6626

    What is 3x5?

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  • 1 points throwaway2901750

    Muscles. Tatted. Hat turned off to the side. Saint on one side of the neck and sinner on the other. Plus you’re showing us you tattooed your last name on your arm.

    Did you tattoo your last name on your arm so you wouldn’t forget it?

    If you have low self esteem you need to work on that first. Pick up a book, and not to hit someone with as a mob enforcer, but to open and read the words.

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