Speaking of meltdowns, some other Redditor reported me to Reddit's suicide watch (?) at approximately the exact same time a certain someone told me to "touch grass" ...because I responded too quickly to his comment
This sub gets 378K visitors a week, it's not like it's hard to get "Top 1% Commenter" if most visitors don't comment
I comment on a roast maybe once a week; I think most of my comments on this sub are replies
Definitely a future Sugar Baby who will never tell her husband the tales of what she really did or will blame her actions on men being the real problem instead of her being accountable for her own actions
Ur a sheep like everyone else that thinks this shit is edgy. Ur not different or original in any capacity, u prove here that you have no potential or capability for independent thought. Congrats u look like u belong in the circus ...and not the good kind....you know the kind with the Deliverance types...no teeth and banjos
Let's see...pasty white skin, dumbfuck hair color, face full of nuts and bolts. Just the same as every other college age girl desperately crying for attention, wondering why nobody gives a fuck. You're as basic as lye and as edgy as a circle. Try having an original thought and not focusing on yourself, and maybe someone will give a fuck about something you have to say...
Honey. Fix yourself. Your whole look went out of style a year or so before you were born. These days you're just asking to get creeped on by men in their forties whose mall goth phase lasted longer than their malls did.
You look like your mother is younger than me. I'm 37. You do the math.
Magic 8 ball w your future reading - OF, a series of abusive bf you'll trauma dump about 4evr, child support checks when they actually pay, DHS bi annual incidents, an assortment of cheap hair dyes in a rainbow of various colors, hella foodstamps, a lesbian phase or 2, a car w every maintenance light on, a DUI, an army of burnt out vapes you never throw away.
You look like your future will be centered in a run down trailer park with your 6 kids by 4 baby daddy's. Surviving on child support and welfare checks while chasing your failed dream of becoming an influencer.
Mentally damaged and you chose the liberal party (we're all victims), rather than take the hard path to actually identify and solve your deep problems 👍
OMG! Your stupid giant glasses and your trite nose rings and drugstore hair dye makes you so unique! Do you and all your identical friends hang out at hot topic and talk about how different you are?
Two-toned hair, vacant braindead look in your eyes, something missing? complete the look Complete the look with a mouthful of metallic moles at Portland’s one-stop shop for mouthbreathers who know how to fight fascism with fashion.
We all feared this day would come. One of our digital creations gaining sentience and coming to life. While we were all obsessed with AI, a far more immediate threat was forming. Ladies and gentlemen, the rumors are true and far more terrifying than anyone could have imagined: Tumblr has taken human form.
If you removed your lip piercings, you could keep your lips together and blow cum out through the holes like a fountain. Then again, no one's putting anything inside that mouth.
You look like this one special person who's making up the most complex mental diagnosis to fish for empathy and compliments.
Also, the person noone in your family wants contact with, because every time someone talks to you they'll be flooded with oh so cool and quirky behavior.
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I'm from California I'm 19 5'8". I skateboard, play games on PC and I like to bake
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At least you didn't need to talk to your dad on Christmas... 🤷♂️
She’s got more issues than a call center help desk
Every red flag know to mankind. Yeah, even the sperm donor is steering clear
Red flag? More like yellow tape
OP should also post on r/OpenCasketViewing.
Dayumm
BOOM!
+there are no arguments in family dinners when she says daddy pass the salt
Non binary gay theater kid with autism final boss
More like the most ignored boss quest
That's what I was thinking and he/she/they/them didn't even have to say a word.
Wow you’re so different
Multiple personalities and they are all boring as fuck.
🤣
Look at me!!! Look at me!!
r/notliketheothergirls
Your parents cry about how they failed you
Her parents haven’t thought about her in years.
If she cries her face will rust
They cry because they decided not to abort and now regret that decision
You look 110% like the internet generated your "personality"
Please cease your terminally online behavior
Top 1% commenter btw
And yet I bet they still look better than OP
Don't tell her Animes aren't documentaries. She'll full on melt down.
Speaking of meltdowns, some other Redditor reported me to Reddit's suicide watch (?) at approximately the exact same time a certain someone told me to "touch grass" ...because I responded too quickly to his comment
This sub gets 378K visitors a week, it's not like it's hard to get "Top 1% Commenter" if most visitors don't comment
I comment on a roast maybe once a week; I think most of my comments on this sub are replies
Plenty of less effort ways to get attention.
And yet, with all the effort she put in, is still quite forgettable.
Like actually being interesting,
You have worn a fox tail bum plug at least six times
Only 6
This actually made me laugh.
Surprised your bio didn’t have some self diagnosed autism in there.
"Im unique and not like other girls" said the copy and pasted hot topic personality.
Definitely a future Sugar Baby who will never tell her husband the tales of what she really did or will blame her actions on men being the real problem instead of her being accountable for her own actions
I think you have to be attractive for that...
Listen to some Aretha or James Brown to get some soul back.
Very under rated roast. Have my upvote.
Those Nosferatu hands gonna have me sleepin with the light on tonight. Fuck.
Lol My fingers are kinda like him without the nails
All you will ever amount to in life is a lower middle class mom that’s disappointed in your children
A lower middle class mom, working at Dollar Tree, whose children are disappointed in her...
Funny that's what she think her parents are too her
Yeah , some poor sap will not wrap it up at some point.
Every color except cute
Ur a sheep like everyone else that thinks this shit is edgy. Ur not different or original in any capacity, u prove here that you have no potential or capability for independent thought. Congrats u look like u belong in the circus ...and not the good kind....you know the kind with the Deliverance types...no teeth and banjos
trump is still your president.
Let's see...pasty white skin, dumbfuck hair color, face full of nuts and bolts. Just the same as every other college age girl desperately crying for attention, wondering why nobody gives a fuck. You're as basic as lye and as edgy as a circle. Try having an original thought and not focusing on yourself, and maybe someone will give a fuck about something you have to say...
Every photo screams "Used and abused"
Even her creepy uncle is like "Pass."
when creepy uncle tommy says pass you know youve made a wrong turn
He's like "Hey, what's your sister up to today?"
Honey. Fix yourself. Your whole look went out of style a year or so before you were born. These days you're just asking to get creeped on by men in their forties whose mall goth phase lasted longer than their malls did.
You look like your mother is younger than me. I'm 37. You do the math.
Hey, there's still malls around. Clearly Hot Topic here got her personality at one.
I'm kind of getting more of a Claire's/Spencer's vibe. Hot Topic is more fandom shit these days anyways.
Damn, I didn't expect to be roasted too.
You look like the human version of an extremely unfortunate STD test result
Magic 8 ball w your future reading - OF, a series of abusive bf you'll trauma dump about 4evr, child support checks when they actually pay, DHS bi annual incidents, an assortment of cheap hair dyes in a rainbow of various colors, hella foodstamps, a lesbian phase or 2, a car w every maintenance light on, a DUI, an army of burnt out vapes you never throw away.
You look like your future will be centered in a run down trailer park with your 6 kids by 4 baby daddy's. Surviving on child support and welfare checks while chasing your failed dream of becoming an influencer.
Your bangs are not the only thing you cut.
it’s either a dad that didn’t pay attention, or an uncle that paid too much attention.
You're proof that goth doesn't necessarily mean hot
PREPARE THYSELF FOR RELIVING TRAUMATIC MEMORIES DUE TO INEVITABLE CREEPS IN THY DMS
Not sure if your therapist or your hair stylist makes more money off your personality disorder.
You look like Stevie Wonder did your hair and make up
And piercings
Omfg your username 😂 that's one of my favorite episodes
If you were a color in the rainbow, you’d be gray.
Zero percent of people look better attacked by a stapler.
You look like your initials are LGBT
I can't fix her.
I gotta admit, I got nuthin'. Absolutely nothing I, or anyone could say, would be worse than her trainwreck of a life.
I got nothing either; mostly because OP is just boring AF.
your parents cry harder every time they see you
Manic Depressive Orc-Fingered Nightmare Girl
Your only way forward is off of birth control.
You are what you eat… That makes you 8% kale, 12% textured vegetable protein, 30% vaginal secretions and fluids, 30% semen, and about 10% curry.
Came out as bisexual when she was 14. Turns out it was just the awkward teenage stage and only dates dudes but still identifies as bi to feel special.
You are like other girls.
you look like you smell weird
I'm out of your league.
Animain’t
Boring.
You seem to spend an inordinate amount of effort trying to make you look just as unique as everyone around you.
Looks like just another OF girl.
The only thing crying is your parents bank account. At least you're edgy.
You change your personalitys more than you change your clothing style
If the stripes coincide with the direction you’ve been slitting your wrists, you need to try the other direction next time
Parents learned their lesson and never skipped on protection. No siblings right?
Thats where my fishing tackle went
i swear i was just talking to you in cyberpunk.
You’re certainly the kind do shit to get attention, but complain when you get it.
you look like you dip your sushi in boy sauce
Ooh we get it: you're so DIFFERENT! WOOW!
Was that good enough?
Lollipop head lookin' noggin' looks like it keeps bouncing around the car if it came to a sudden stop.
I'm anime! Yay!
Boxxy keeps reincarnating
Mentally damaged and you chose the liberal party (we're all victims), rather than take the hard path to actually identify and solve your deep problems 👍
I can't wait to see you on r/gothsluts
Someone lost their boy in hot topic.
You look like a guy with bad makeup.
WTF even are you, some kind of deformed puppet?
You look like a bisexual rabbit 💀
Don't see many goth twinks around.
I don’t quite know how to roast you. Would you cry if I told you I loved you while we fucked and then never called you again?
OMG! Your stupid giant glasses and your trite nose rings and drugstore hair dye makes you so unique! Do you and all your identical friends hang out at hot topic and talk about how different you are?
I’ll roast you because you’re definitely not microwaveable safe
She's why your husband's cocks smells like pumpkin spice and regret.
You Cry when someone says "Hi"
Posts asking for roasts and then gets triggered when she/they/him gets roasted. What's the prob- Ohhh wait, I see the blue hair now, nvm..
Duh? Duh duh duh...duh duh duh, duh duh duh
Vader music?
There's no question in the Imperial March
Living your life as a cartoon
Your style will be all the rave….on the planet Aldeberan 5 in about 288 years.
Two-toned hair, vacant braindead look in your eyes, something missing? complete the look Complete the look with a mouthful of metallic moles at Portland’s one-stop shop for mouthbreathers who know how to fight fascism with fashion.
Joy from Inside Out had an emo phase?
Glad you showed us your 6 personalities
What's your major at clown college?
You’ve definitely had boyfriends who talked you into anal because it’ll “preserve the sanctity of your virginity”.
We all feared this day would come. One of our digital creations gaining sentience and coming to life. While we were all obsessed with AI, a far more immediate threat was forming. Ladies and gentlemen, the rumors are true and far more terrifying than anyone could have imagined: Tumblr has taken human form.
Pronounce are Uh/buse
Which self-diagnosed flavor of autism are you this week?
The final boss of self diagnosed non-binary autism.
Thanks for all the bright colors! Natures way of warning us that a creature is poisonous!
If you removed your lip piercings, you could keep your lips together and blow cum out through the holes like a fountain. Then again, no one's putting anything inside that mouth.
I'm sure you would cry if you're single mother of two doing that makeup with no employment.
You're going there anyway.
You really do look like you'd cry
What the fuck?
You look like a shaved squirrel without makeup on. Not surprised. Stop doing uwu cute pouty face in all your pictures.
You look like you'd tell me your problems before your them/they name. Let me guess is Alex.
You so wish you could make money on only fan but still cry after posting each video. For zero dollars
IT MUST SUCK TO BE YOU.
Based on your looks, you cry everyday so that should be nothing new 🤷🏻♀️
Don’t cry just because you aren’t allowed within 100ft of an MRI.
Tazer Mouth
They give you candy to get out of the van.
At first I thought you were pretty cute then I realized you’re a girl…
Why does your hair always look like a skittle
The obvious one is “I’m not like other girls”
Did you ask Santa for a new pretty face but he couldn’t give it to you for Christmas?
You look like the run off of some stray kids nut butter
(sigh)
No, I'm not subscribing to the OnlyFans....
All those piercings and yet a weak mind..
A Conservative boy mom's worst nightmare
The real reason ANTIFA wears face masks
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You and the janitor at the free clinic you frequent are on 1st name basis.
It's bff is maga
Damn good esspesso though
You look like this one special person who's making up the most complex mental diagnosis to fish for empathy and compliments.
Also, the person noone in your family wants contact with, because every time someone talks to you they'll be flooded with oh so cool and quirky behavior.
I hope the money that you earn. For performing services for old men is able to buy you self respect.
Your face doesn't scream “I might actually cry” it's more like “I might actually slit my wrists”
Ah yes, the classic “unresolved childhood trauma” look
Just checking in 2 days later, did you start crying already?
Your childhood
Does your hair color change like an RGB by moon phase
Dear God...your father must have done a number on you.
now this is why you should buy condoms
In picture 3, your waiting for it to cum but they changed there mind
Smiling in your photo. Pretty sad when you can't even get Goth right.
I would cry too if I looked like you
The one Waifu nobody picks …
Let me know which personality wins out, then I'll roast you with you
Crying now from the ongoing infections and hospitalization? Wait til the bills hit..
You look like you went to hell and made the devil say, "Oh My God!!!"
You put the F4 in alt
If Harley Quinn went crazy had to live in the suburbs.
Love child of Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.
A girl with colored hair and piercings. . . The only person i want working at my cafe.
Why the fuck would you do that to yourself?
As long as you're nowhere near a magnet, then no, you won't.
Reasons to bring back the Lobotomy
Exhibit A:
I bet your mom refers to you as “broken condom” to her single mom support group.
Crying is an emotion and you don't actually have those
Are you a natural purple, black and red pin cushion?
Nothing says career plans like brad nailer face!
Half the posts in r/blunderyears look like this person
You don't need to hide behind all that hardware and makeup. It just attracts a lower class of predator.
You look like ai in the 4th photo
You give too much ammunition to the MAGA forces.