19 m do ur worst
  • 1 points post-explainer

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    OP's BIO:

    19 and work as a barista. This past year got hooked on video games and doordash and gained a little weight, still feeling muscular n fit tho.

    If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

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  • 1047 points majesticmanbearpig

    Transitioning while pregnant is pretty bold.

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    184 points EdwardBil

    Wants to experience that penis birth.

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    105 points wilrab001

    Congrats, it’s a they

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    16 points BADM00SE

    Did you just assume it’s a they and not a them? I’m outraged I tell you OUTRAGED /s

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    13 points wilrab001

    You’re right, I’m OUTRAGED at myself.

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    39 points fubbyloofer69

    Added a quart too much gender fluid.

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    39 points ForthrightGhost

    19 m is actually 19 months

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    38 points supergarto

    It's ok he "feel" muscular and fit...

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    6 points RubyRaven907

    My first thought

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    3 points EstherClemmens

    The 19 m means she's 19 months pregnant.

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    2 points Greedy_Concern656

    OMG! Brilliant!😂

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    2 points Catmagicianlol

    My first thought too, actually.

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  • 261 points Dinosaur_Chef

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    30 points SpartanDoubleZero

    Cheeseburger walrus mafk.

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    16 points AbeFromanSassageKing

    Mahvfugggas with guts like that definitely are ON the cheeseburgers, dawg.

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    11 points RoshiZ

    Can I get 15 half eaten cheeseburgers on the go, ya know?!

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    5 points riotz1

    You gonna blow some half eaten cheeseburgers out your blowhole?

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    6 points spook3d1

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    3 points riotz1

    You’re beautiful Randy

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    2 points llamacornsarereal

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    2 points cromeros

    Is Ricardo López? 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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  • 137 points Shade_BG

    When did jay eat silent bob?

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    7 points AbeFromanSassageKing

    Pack o' wraps my brother-man, time to kick back, drink some beers, and eat this tubby bitch.

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    6 points MarvinHeemeyersTank

    Noinch, noinch, noinch-smoking weed, smoking weed! Doing coke! Drinking beers!

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    3 points SnidelyWhiplash0

    Eatin Bob!

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    2 points Minimum-Ad3126

    Feeling fit though. 🏋

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  • 127 points TechNerdist

    What in the Pot Belly Pigman is going on here?

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  • 119 points Handshoes_Horsenades

    Bro is advanced.

    It takes most dudes 50 years to develop this physique.

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    5 points Federal_Cupcake_304

    You may not like it…

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    5 points ericdared3

    Facts, I am 47 and my dad bod still hasn't reached that level of potential bellyness. Impressive.

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  • 182 points TwilekVampire

    Guys please stop making fun of this pregnant woman

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    13 points RN-Wingman

    They identify as muscular and fit.

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  • 64 points Benwahbob

    A little weight? You're built like Homer Simpson!

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    11 points LaughingPlanet

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  • 61 points Grand_Lizard40

    You make me feel better about myself

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  • 43 points Surveyor_of_Land_AZ

    Most guys dicks look bigger in Grey sweats...not yours tho

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    14 points D1rtyH1ppy

    You can tell this person has completely given up in life because they have decided to make wearing sweatpants as part of their regular outfit 

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    3 points vercetian

    Man, current youth are this way.

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    4 points RelationshipOne2225

    The „given up in life“ part?

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    6 points Fit-Improvement6692

    it’s good he clarified the male/ female part

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  • 41 points Just_A_Lucky_Guy469

    "Muscular and fit" guys have six pack abs. You have a keg.

    Lay off the KFC and Code Red before you have an EKG and Code Blue.

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  • 31 points jjj80jjj

    Can’t tell if you’re a fat lesbian, a pregnant lesbian or both.

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  • 55 points ReillyDiefenbach

    “Ma’am were you looking for the girdle section?”

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  • 51 points anonymousmetoo

    Planned on FTM but got pregnant instead.

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  • 53 points OkMobile5574

    This bitch is pregnant

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    15 points Rabble_Runt

    “Am I Gregnant?”

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    12 points TymLemon

    Preganananant

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    2 points [deleted]

    a classic thanks for the flashbacks

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  • 21 points RustyBrassInstrument

    Take more care of yourself in the third trimester.

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  • 19 points meph_ghosttown

    “No mom, I do not know where the Christmas ham went!”

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  • 16 points Aware-Ad6456

    You probably put chip dip in that crater of a belly button

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  • 14 points Extension-Scarcity41

    He still feels muscular and fit in the same way amputees still feel their missing limbs.

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    4 points RelationshipOne2225

    At least they had their limbs at some point.

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    2 points HangoverGrenade

    Phantom abs

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  • 12 points Inevitable_Shift1365

    So happy for you when are you due?

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  • 11 points JuniorFerret

    Holy fuck buy some clothes that actually fit.

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  • 9 points Technical_Car3729

    Bro got the 45 year old football fan dad body at 19

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  • 9 points Detachabl_e

    You should have told the doughnut that fucked you to pull out.

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  • 8 points Slipperymellon

    Is “19 m” shorthand for how long you’ve been pregnant?

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  • 7 points the_ozarka_water1

    work as a barista? you testing the drinks or something?

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  • 7 points MisterBurnsSucks

    Final boss of "sells shitty weed..." 😒

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  • 13 points MustardCoveredDogDik

    Born to Mod

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  • 7 points Fit-Improvement6692

    “still feeling muscular n fit tho” yea im sure that crockpot you got has some protein in it

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  • 7 points ratsy_basty

    Mpreg is REAL????

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  • 7 points Wide_Range_8632

    You’re the reason women want to stop having sex with men

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  • 5 points Very-Gneiss-Schist

    You look like a washed up child actor that sold Capri Sun.

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  • 5 points EngineerThin

    You're not making to the 30's with that diet

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  • 4 points VeritechViking

    Jesus, it's fat J! Snacky bootches bitch!

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  • 5 points Free-Possibility4981

    Women aren’t the only ones who aren’t seeing your cock. 

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  • 3 points ArizonaGuy59

    That ain’t small nuff to be a spare tire- looks more like the ring of Saturn.

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  • 3 points ProThoughtDesign

    Nobody in the world asked to know what it would look like if Jay & Silent Bob had a kid, but yet here you are and now we know.

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  • 3 points rsgriffin

    Dude, you need to get more cardio. Start spending extra time in the picket line for losers.

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  • 3 points Nacho_Tools

    Parapa the rapper has really let himself go.

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  • 3 points InfiniteWinter26

    i just know that bellybutton stinks

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  • 3 points heybill99

    You’re gonna make a great middle-aged man some day.

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  • 3 points CLEredditor

    "Eric's having a baby" (Billy Madison)

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  • 3 points iron81

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  • 3 points Mattymoo_77

    You got guts kid.

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  • 3 points Zaclvls

    19 male or 19 months?

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  • 3 points Bootybootybutthole

    A child with a dad bod is ludicrous

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  • 3 points CookClean9525

    19 months pregnant is wild

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  • 4 points ButtersTheChill

    Damn, one day and no roasts? I've got you!

    Congratulations! When's it due?

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  • 2 points Lanky_Piccolo6706

    It’s a pear with hair

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  • 2 points d_x_qp_x_b

    Crazy to say that you peaked at 19 and that even as bad as this looks….it will never ascend from here.

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  • 2 points BritWit11

    Silent Bob needs to let out some silent farts.

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  • 2 points BigStimpy91

    19 and pregnant already, another one for the statistics

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  • 2 points thisucka

    Your diet and lack of movement have already done their worst.

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  • 2 points R8B3L

    Is that a baby or a six pack of natty light?

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  • 2 points PlaneGoFlyFly

    I think you're already doing it for us.

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  • 2 points shreibvehla

    You already did your worst. Congrats on being the first self-induced winner of this sub.

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  • 2 points iownslaves

    Shit and pit stains.

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  • 2 points ready_to_chat

    Congrats, hope the dad didn't went after milk

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  • 2 points TummyJStixin

    You look like a pregnant lesbian

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  • 2 points MrYnot1981

    I thought we were not supposed to mean, to pregnant chicks? Am I wrong?

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  • 2 points reddit_boi222

    You look like your name is charnick thoss

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  • 2 points Head-Title8333

    When are you due?

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  • 2 points Interesting-Ad8310

    This just gave me motivation to keep going to the gym...

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  • 2 points Captain_Centenarian

    Wtf happened to you?

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  • 2 points LexWeave05

    I thought you were a pregnant woman

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  • 2 points AmbergrisTeaspoon

    Liver failure is nothing to spit at.

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  • 4 points New_Fan_7665

    Is it a baby or beer belly

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    2 points MarvinHeemeyersTank

    Yes.

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  • 3 points T-7IsOverrated

    ur face might be more scrunched than charlie kirk's

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    2 points Minimum-Ad3126

    Before or after?

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  • 3 points SevereMany666

    19!!!??? You are the MOST SHOT OUT 19 yo I've EVER seen! 19 going on 39 with a heart attack! Lay off the video games and door dash and talk to girls irl NOT OnlyFans brother!

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  • 2 points HedgehogOk7551

    you would probably be really attractive and not alone forever if you lose weight

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  • 2 points Timely-Collection963

    I'm going to be frank with you, you're a fucking fat slob who thinks Ozempic is a sin, and it looks like you're about to give birth to some inbred, grotesque creature. Like really, I can see your belly button through your shirt, and that should be an immediate sign to you that you need to lose some weight. It looks like if you would put some kind of condiment to dip food in with such a large belly button. Lock in before you go down the wrong path of obesity.

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  • 1 points SwimmingPirate9070

    When are you due?

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  • 1 points peacockcheesewhiz

    Sir, this is a Wendy’s

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  • 1 points sportguy87314

    What’s your due date?

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  • 1 points ZapzillaGorilla

    Pregnant lesbian?

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  • 1 points Bee_haver

    19?!

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  • 1 points Xx_SkereBoys_xX

    is the "still feeling muscular n fit" in the room with us

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  • 1 points Mediocre_Ad_4437

    Muscular n fit is the name of his bong

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  • 1 points bassistmuzikman

    I clicked on this hyperlink so I could get a closer look at the tits on OP and didn't realize it was a guy

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  • 1 points it_is_me_123

    is smuggling basketballs a lucrative business?

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  • 1 points TryTraditional5787

    Either a full power-bottom or what others have mentioned--- transitioned while prego

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  • 1 points Righteousaffair999

    Do you know the gender?

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  • 1 points RojerLockless

    Ohhhh...

    That's what trans fat looks like!

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  • 1 points Accurate_Airport5929

    Got that dickie do going on

    Belly sticking out further than the dickie do

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  • 1 points Organic_Law9724

    Your lack of fashion sense is only surpassed by your lack of physique.

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  • 1 points Deep-Pudding819

    Goodyear would like to pay you some good money to advertise with their logo on your blimp.

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  • 1 points Helpful_Turnover

    Where is the muscle you speak of?

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  • 1 points CombatRedRover

    You're a 19-year-old man.

    You will never have more time than now, it will never be easier than now, then for you to get into the best possible shape.

    If this is the result... ok.

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  • 1 points hogancheveippoff

    when are you due?

    know gender yet?

    or will you let baby decide?

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  • 1 points imacabooseman

    What a bad case of Dicky Do disease for someone who looks like his whole persona screams I'm a dick.

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  • 1 points Sneekpreview

    When are you due?

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  • 1 points TurbulentAd3229

    Congrats you got a dad bod without ever getting laid...

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  • 1 points devils_barrister

    19m

    19 months pregnant?

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  • 1 points Exciting-Interest-32

    "Still feeling muscular and fit"... So, you delusional as well then...

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  • 1 points Sleep18hoursaday

    I’m betting he/she has a penis and vagina

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  • 1 points CoolOutside4788

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  • 1 points MadRockthethird

    You look like an extra from the Trailer Park Boys

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  • 1 points JimmytheHurricane

    How does a kid have a dad bod

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  • 1 points twopairwinsalot

    Flashing that beaver basher in those action pants only works for a few years. When you are young and the girls are dumb.

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    2 points riotz1

    He ain’t bashing any beavers, his stiffy isn’t long enough to get past the gut

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  • 1 points SmallBarnacle1103

    So the hat makes you look cool......... guessing it's at least 70 degrees there. Don't be a dork.

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  • 1 points yBoi_Josh

    My dude bout to transition because he got no bitches. Little does he know, he ain't gonna get dick either.

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  • 1 points CorianderIsBad

    Congratulations on the pregnancy!

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  • 1 points Competitive_Swan_755

    When are you due?

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  • 1 points 1200cc_boiii

    You have taken more cumshots in those tits and belly button at 19 than your mom has at 60.

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  • 1 points MysteryMolecule

    Time to shit, bro

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  • 1 points felixblack1987

    19 ? What 19 months pregnant? 🫃

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  • 1 points Weekly-Bumblebee6348

    Bro. Mix in a salad once in a while.

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  • 1 points Ornery-Egg-5619

    How far along are you?!

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  • 1 points VoodooDoII

    How long till you're due

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  • 1 points DingleMyBingles

    19 m pregnant? Damn-

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  • 1 points Academic_Court_47

    Stop playing video games and move out of your parents basement...

    Oh wait, you can't

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  • 1 points letsgobrooksy

    Consider looser clothing

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  • 1 points Artistic_Half_8301

    I'm 55 and I could get way more chicks! Lol

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  • 1 points ItsShaggyTime

    Always sad to see teen pregnancy out there

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  • 1 points Fancy_Jump7689

    His wife asked if he wanted to have a baby and he said yes

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  • 1 points CourtJester_AU

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  • 1 points -2wenty7even-

    Lazy fat fuck you don't need a roast

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  • 1 points sandman-84

    Muscular and fit? Bro is just hammering slices and sandos from sunup to sundown

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  • 1 points Happy_Smelling_Salt

    What’s it like running from the cops in a subway terminal?

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  • 1 points ObligationNext2484

    You have my posture. Im 41 and not proud of it!

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  • 1 points No-Fill-2044

    Why are you standing like you’re pregnant?

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  • 1 points Funny-Company4274

    Who’s the lucky father?

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  • 1 points AdvertisingSenior350

    Op’s gut is posting this and the “little weight” he gained was actually just OP

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  • 1 points bobbydurst6

    Is this Jules from Ms Rachel?

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  • 1 points WhyNotZoibergMaybe

    Were you a model for pregnant man emoji?

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  • 1 points UnhappyImprovement53

    r/confused am I pregnant?

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  • 1 points Hagfist

    I didn't get a gut like that until I was 50. Nice work, tub.

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  • 1 points Emzonit

    Whaddup with that big ass belly

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  • 1 points ThrowinItAwaytodayfs

    Funny that you asked them to do their worst, seems like you really already got it covered man

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  • 1 points PhotonToasty

    You look like this guy: 🫄🏻

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  • 1 points predat3d

    You're using that Ozempic pen backwards 

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  • 1 points D4m0n619

    20 years of chicken nuggets and Mountain Dew builds one messed up body

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  • 1 points wizard384

    You’re supposed to deliver the door dash order not eat them you fk’n degenerate..

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  • 1 points Apache_Mermaid

    Who knocked you up?

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  • 1 points NightButcher

    Are you hiding stolen stuff from your job under that shirt?

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  • 1 points Savannahbyrd06

    Your vagina is looking very fat

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  • 1 points Equivalent_Fall_4362

    Truck stop lesbian

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  • 1 points Math_Makes_Clear2017

    Ahh, you having a boy or girl?

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  • 1 points Hefty-Ad8341

    why is girly pregnat

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  • 1 points Competitive_Roof_740

    Don't worry, to be like this at 19.. You have hit your peek.

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  • 1 points Orphan_terminator

    Congratulations on your pregnancy young lady!

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  • 1 points Mumia_356

    Congratulations!! You are the first ever pregnant man!!!

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  • 1 points exaviyur

    19 years and 25 weeks

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  • 1 points Additional-Arm-1298

    I'm surprised you're wearing clothes

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  • 1 points Shrcom_

    Are you sure you aren’t a 39 year old divorced dad of 2?

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  • 1 points sukebe7

    Trannys can get pregnant!?

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  • 1 points PandaSpecialist8914

    I’m confused… which little piggy went to market if it wasn’t this slob?

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  • 1 points PretzelTitties

    You look like the Michelin Tire Guy

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  • 1 points PretzelTitties

    Little piggy goes oink

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  • 1 points PretzelTitties

    Is that hair tie for when you give blowjobs?

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  • 1 points TheDudeSr

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  • 1 points Logical_Plane_3905

    Which month is it?

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  • 1 points Realistic_Ebb9727

    Shut up Meg

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  • 1 points Dapper_Wolverine6260

    Whatever you do, don't harm that po' baby in that kangaroo pouch!

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  • 1 points Relevant_Isopod_6449

    You did yourself worst, no need for us to add anything

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  • 1 points Impossible_Memory_85

    You look like 1/2 or every lesbian couple I ever met in Vermont.

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