From one Louisiana girl to another, bless your heart, sugar, but why you trying to "rawr XD" in 2025? Just because you're a short stack of thick-ass pancakes doesn't mean you've got to look like you're twelve. Have some goddamn dignity.
Hundred bucks she's from one of the depressing towns like Baton Rouge or Lake Charles or something. Definitely not Shreveport, *double* definitely not New Orleans.
Small?? I can't tell where the piss stains on your teeth end, your tiggo bitties begin, or where that fluff muff of a thing you call a stomach stop jiggling.
Bro I am actually shocked at this one. I know there are some mid ass women that have an OF but I thought there was a limit. Like a girl I wouldn't even double-take at a southern Wal-Mart thinks people want to pay money to see her naked?!?
You genuinely look like u smell so fucking bad. I know that breath is HOT. Also, do you need to have the fact ur 4’8 on every social media profile bio of yours? Are you that desperate for attention because you know you sure as hell won’t get it for ur looks 🫣
I was just shopping for new paint for our kitchen makeover, I said to the guy that I’m looking for an off white creamy yellow colour. He had no idea what I was talking about so I showed him a pic of your teeth.
Holy fuck your entire profile is just you making sure that people know you’re short and small. Get a real personality, you’re 26 years old. Being short doesn’t make up for the very noticeable greasy hair and yellow teeth look.
You look like you consider banter insulting people and get really ass hurt when people do it back to you. I bet more than one of these comments made you cry.
It's written on the local bus stop that you can take it but it certainly doesn't imply you are small. There's a photo of 3 stick men falling into a canyon next to it.
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OP's BIO:
From louisiana. Talk with a southern accent. 4'8". likes anime, but probably not the hipster real anime. Attack on Titan, Deathnote, etc.
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Your teeth look like they’re playing musical chairs and nobody agreed on the rules.
Like someone threw a grenade into a graveyard
You can feed her peanuts through a chain link fence
This is the wildest insult ive read on here. Excellent work. Take my poor man's gold 🏅
Her parents had to lower her meals in to her crib like in Jurassic Park in the Velociraptor Enclosure.
She does OnlyFans for Orthodontists
Her orthodontist is her only fan.
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Her orthodontist must not GAF. She is still rocking that jabber jaw mouth. Smdh.
Your teeth look like a picket fence that survived Katrina
Who paints their fence yellow?
LOL NOOOOOOOOOOO 🤣🤣(YESSS)
FIFY
They look like she hit a deer with her teeth.
You should see the deer.
Summer teeth. Summer yeller summer crooked summer falln out
Ahhhhahahahahahaha. Summer here, summer there.
She gives head like a pencil sharpener
Ouch 😳
Those teeth. The very last thing the victim's penis saw.
"Penis Saw" is her nickname at the local diner . . .
Like the chinese Wall after the Mongols arrived.
Gahdamn Mongorians! Always try tear down my Shitty Wall.
Well... They could use her teeth.
can i taka your order?
Taka odor preeze! We gotta Shitty Chicken, Shitty Beef, Poo poo pratter
I suddenly get these lyrics in my head
"Look at the stars
Look how they shine for you
And everything you do"
I just don't know why... I think I'm missing something.
It was all yellow?
That's it! Her teeth are all yellow!
The rules are written in braille on her face
The rules of musical chairs is there are no rules. At least in her mouth.
That is one of the funniest comments I have read in years. Bravo.
When you said you're 4'8" is that height, width or depth?
All the above. These a cube.
Yes
The apostrophe is an accident. That’s her age.
MANNNN 😭
Damn lol 😆
You are short, not small
💀💀💀💀💀
Tinder profile: "Just figuring things out"
That’s definitely a typo. You meant 'Just fingering things out' in the back of a 2004 Honda Civic.
“No hookups!” Hooks up immediately for a half used vape and pack of gum
I wish she'd accept a toothbrush
What about the smell of those fingers?
Meaning “My vag has more mileage than an ‘86 Subaru. Sex with me is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. “
You look like your vibrator posts anonymously on MeToo survivor forums.
The vibrator:
The Green Mile - ❌ The Green Vile - ✅✅✅
The Green Smile
Looks like she’s been using the vibrator in her mouth.
Keeps chipping her damn teeth on it huh
You look like you offer premium Snapchat content for the price of a McChicken
A 1999 mcchicken price.
Critical hit.
Batteries for a vibrator are expensive. She uses a rattlesnake in a bottle of NyQuil
Jesus Christ those teeth!!! Do you brush them with mustard?
I'm just kidding, you clearly don't brush
The have jaundice
Wow do the
Probably one of those meth trailers where they only flush once a week... Just gargle a lil each morning to fix the morning breath.
Nothing is fixing that breath. I can smell it through my phone.
Vertically... maybe. Waistline... you ain't no pixie.
It's easier to jump over than to walk around.
Koopa troopa on super Mario
👏👏👏😂
Small is not a word used to describe her.
Circumference = height
Won’t be long before she’s 4’ 8” in every dimension.
She ain't no daisy either.
That second pic was a jumpscare, didn’t expect to see Jabba The Thot
Yea between the teeth, eyebrows, mustache, and nose hair sticking out it needed a warning! I almost made my mattress as yellow as those teeth
You mean Jabba the Lot Lizard?
I bet it stinks. Bad.
Ya know she does give off that vibe.
Your pronouns are Yee/Haw
Probably not worse than the stink from her mouth though
You bet!
"I'm small." Are we pretending that we can only measure height now?
You just know, she leaves her crusty brown maxi-pad stuck the outer side of the trash can in the Burger King bathroom she eats at everyday
Give her some credit. On Sundays, she eats in the Cracker Barrel bathroom.
Haha, no doubt. Sundays are special, it's tradition, she gave birth in the Cracker Barrel bathroom, just like her mom did.
She got knocked-up in a porta potty at an ICP concert. The dad could be anyone of the 3 juggalos that was in there with her.
You look like a Teletubby
So I know what her man is into because this body mass offers nothing else .
Just Tobs and a food bill.
Pennywise would like his teeth back
Your dental plan is just “thoughts and prayers”
From one Louisiana girl to another, bless your heart, sugar, but why you trying to "rawr XD" in 2025? Just because you're a short stack of thick-ass pancakes doesn't mean you've got to look like you're twelve. Have some goddamn dignity.
Making our entire state look bad.
Hundred bucks she's from one of the depressing towns like Baton Rouge or Lake Charles or something. Definitely not Shreveport, *double* definitely not New Orleans.
Since when is Shreveport even moderately respected as a non-shithole?
I'm from Shreveport, and I agree with this statement!
Don’t y’all have toxic shit in your water supply or something?
I was going more like one of those town nobody has ever heard of like Grant, Bunkie, Boyce etc.
Gramercy. They used to matter.
Just because you have an onlyfans, doesn’t mean you should.
She has a no fans account
Your teeth look like they tried to escape your mouth one by one and honestly, I can see why.
You might be short, but you are not small.
You're small, vertically
Your titties are your entire personality.
And the milk’s gone bad.
Breath stinks
Titties stink
Crotch rot stink hazard
Hair stink
Piercings stink
Chubby fingers stink sweat ass and rot
Lips stink
Oil face stink
Ass crack with acne on the cheeks
Etc
Don't forget stink
Your teeth look like they got into a fight with a blender… and the blender lost interest halfway through
Also the blender was filled with years of cigarette smoke.
Are your teeth in Congress? Cause they crooked as fuck
Did you clean your boyfriends bong yet?
By the looks of her teeth, she drinks the bong water regularly.
Her face is more pockmarked than the moon
No i think you mean your short, not small
Your face looks like something Neil Armstrong landed on
Dirty nails says a lot about a ‘woman’
You look like Katniss from Hunger Games if she were butch and never experienced hunger.
I volunteer as tribute
Bold of you to volunteer but the real battle is against the Capitol of plaque and peach fuzz.
you look like an actual troll
You can take it…
…but the elastic on your pants is screaming
You say you’re small but you aren’t, you just grew sideways instead of tall
Loved you in Crybaby
You can start a reverse only fans, you send people unsolicited nudes until they pay you to stop
Small?? I can't tell where the piss stains on your teeth end, your tiggo bitties begin, or where that fluff muff of a thing you call a stomach stop jiggling.
I bet your nipples cover half of the tit
Yea, the bottom half
Let me guess: $4.99/month?
With a 75% off sale for 3 months.
In the second pic you have 15 year old teenager type mustache,shit,my damn brother 16 and he can compete with you
Holy f..... the second pic spooked me
God I hope this isn't another onlyfans advertisement
Nobody wants to see that
Bro I am actually shocked at this one. I know there are some mid ass women that have an OF but I thought there was a limit. Like a girl I wouldn't even double-take at a southern Wal-Mart thinks people want to pay money to see her naked?!?
........it is sadly
Your the young miss trunchball
Matilda mentioned! You are a scholar and gentleman sir.
Your teeth are the colour of dehydrated piss.
“Small” isn’t the word I’d use….
Your tits are the only good thing about you and they point to the ground
Gonna be a long sad life for ya.
At 4’8”, they’ll be dragging on the ground in 3-5 years.
Typically "small" is what guys want.. you have changed our minds.
Teeth like vandalised gravestones.
You’re short, not small
The second pic is going to give me nightmares
When the term 'crotch gremlin' doesn't refer to a child, for once.
Second photo reminds me of that fish with human teeth.
Your teeth aren’t the only problem your personality is like decaf coffee: disappointing, bitter, and leaves everyone regretting they even tried
Don't ever ever ever ever make that face you made in that second pic
Those teeth belong in the great book of British smiles…
I can smell your breath from here
What in the actual fuck happened here? They have kids' orthodontists, you know.
Never would have guessed. That's how short they stack piles of shit.
nice OF bait
You genuinely look like u smell so fucking bad. I know that breath is HOT. Also, do you need to have the fact ur 4’8 on every social media profile bio of yours? Are you that desperate for attention because you know you sure as hell won’t get it for ur looks 🫣
Lays chips teeth !
Image 2 looked like one of those ren and Stimpy closeups
your shape says you can be sexy, your eating habits say fuck that
I think you misheard before. People like curvy women not scurvy ones.
You shit with the door open and your dog has better teeth than you.
The only thing small about you is your self esteem
Nasty
Far away from classy
Ya back teeth
Probably smell like asscheese
Edit:spacing to see if it works this time
Combs hair once a week....with a stick butter.
You may be short, but you're not small.
I was just shopping for new paint for our kitchen makeover, I said to the guy that I’m looking for an off white creamy yellow colour. He had no idea what I was talking about so I showed him a pic of your teeth.
Dirty ass fingernails.
You look like a biter
Holy fuck your entire profile is just you making sure that people know you’re short and small. Get a real personality, you’re 26 years old. Being short doesn’t make up for the very noticeable greasy hair and yellow teeth look.
You look like you smell like stall cigarettes and cat piss. Invest in a toothbrush yellow fang.
you broke my screen dude
You look like a Cabbage Patch Kid
"Im small but I can take it"
You've definitely said that many times
Random SpongeBob Close up:
You’re not small, you’re short, you still have more weight than some woman a foot taller than you
I’m not sure what would smell worse, your breath or your vagina?
You look like you could eat sweetcorn through a tennis racket 🌽
Did you smoke crack before or after you took these pics?
You’re short. You’re not small.
And some say there are no dwarf women
You look like you consider banter insulting people and get really ass hurt when people do it back to you. I bet more than one of these comments made you cry.
Give it a few years before your a meth head living in a trailer park.
This says it was posted 10 minutes ago but I highly suspect it was posted a few years ago.
When drivers see your teeth, they will prepare to stop
Definitely need braces.
Dental plan....
LISA NEEDS BRACES!
That’s what you always tell the guys, right? If only people had a tenth of the delusion you have, they world would be full of more confident people
Teeth like a vandalised graveyard.
Just put the OF link in the bag...
Your face has more grease than a french fry bag from 5 guys.
Just another failing OF girl trying to milk any sort of attention
You're the type of girl who makes ugly girls appear gorgeous just by standing next to them.
It's written on the local bus stop that you can take it but it certainly doesn't imply you are small. There's a photo of 3 stick men falling into a canyon next to it.