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  • 116 points therealSamawiki

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    7 points Creepy-Examination19

    Hahaha!! You made my christmas

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    4 points ch3apsunglass3s

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  • 62 points KiPhoe

    Good thing you're looking down in your photos

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    17 points ElectronicHunter6260

    I’ve never seen someone look so happy to be completely average

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    6 points AsparaGus2025

    Trying to find his 2 inch hammer

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    3 points Numerous_Many7542

    He only looks up for mugshots.

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    1 points Oblipma

    Imagine he looks down on us too

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  • 41 points drhelt

    Aww, Sloth has a kid

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  • 32 points BigDaddyDumperSquad

    You look like a melted M&M.

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  • 13 points aeonsne

    Next time wear your bra, this should be marked NSFW.

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  • 7 points AkTx907830

    AI needs more RAM.

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  • 8 points Yeetsformer

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  • 6 points [deleted]

    You want our best but you only give the worst

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    2 points paleologus

    He’ll never get anyone’s best.  

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  • 7 points Blueswolf83

    Face incomplete

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    6 points ElectronicHunter6260

    Why does your face look like it was rendered on a PlayStation 2?

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  • 5 points ebliss1

    A clay rendering of a Neanderthal child molester

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  • 5 points Wide_Marketing3147

    Barack O’Jabba

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  • 4 points TylerH87

    The Mona Lisa on your shirt is the closest you’ll ever get to a white woman

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  • 4 points juniorone

    Picture 2 and 3: what you post on your Grindr profile.

    Picture 1: when you show up to someone’s house.

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  • 3 points OneMinuteManny

    Keep on dreaming buddy.

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  • 2 points post-explainer

    The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.

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    1 points Advanced-Humor9786

    Bad bot

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  • 2 points Just_A_Lucky_Guy469

    You sure give the guys at the gloryhole a large enough target.

    You have Continental features. One eye in the Pacific time zone and the other in the Central, which makes your nose The Great Divide.

    I'd hang my head in shame too if I was in your shoes. Or are you trying to find your genitals?

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  • 2 points Hear7breaker

    Bro's got eyes in different time-zones.

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  • 2 points NuggetKing9001

    Nice tits, bro

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  • 2 points DiligentGanache4594

    Are these your profile pics for Tinder or Incels United?

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  • 2 points Creepy-Examination19

    Your face looks like the mess left from a food fight

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  • 2 points AllResearchNoDevelop

    You look like Will Smith having an allergic reaction in Hitch, and you have bitch tits.

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  • 2 points DisastrousRooster400

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  • 2 points SageandStrong33

    People who know you pretend they don’t see you when you walk by.

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  • 2 points Jerkoffalltrades7

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  • 2 points Colorado9885x

    Idk which is worse, that Picaso of a face or your autistic style.

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  • 2 points DrShem88

    Dumbass, reverse Roast me card

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  • 2 points thyketoking

    You look like an Asian mutant ninja turtle. That's something I never thought I would ever write

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  • 2 points arnoldhorshack25

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  • 2 points tarett

    welcome to America... now leave!

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  • 2 points Born-Taste5557

    fat nose ahh

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  • 2 points dumpster-muffin-95

    All good, Mona Lisa...

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  • 2 points JustJoshwaa

    What did one of your eyes say to the other?

    I think we need some time apart

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  • 2 points Busy-Purple-3779

    You look like Mr. Bean and Will Smith had a butt baby.

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  • 2 points lost_in_the_ethernet

    When did Sloth from goonies marry Lucy Lu's Jewish autistic sister?

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  • 2 points acousticsking

    Chiwiwi

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  • 2 points ZestycloseConcept753

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  • 2 points Pristine-Account8384

    You look like an NPC from GTA

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  • 1 points AutoModerator

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  • 1 points TheOmCollector

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  • 1 points Theotherwahlberg

    Your face looks like a mesh sack filled with balloons that have half-leaked out.

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  • 1 points Kushnerdz

    This is an intentional angle lol? looks down “ok ready for picture”. Stoopid

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  • 1 points BritWit11

    The rock used to raise the people's eyebrow but you've raised one eye and kept the brow level. Thats some upside down shit.

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  • 1 points tautjes

    its like your face grows faster than the rest of your body

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  • 1 points adognamedpenguin

    You do those stupid “I’m looking down” photos which tells us more about a lack of personality than anything else.

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  • 1 points Nindo_99

    Here's a guy who gets absolutely zero pussy

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  • 1 points redditorausberlin

    i imagine when you look up and down, your hairline looks with you

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  • 1 points Kolko69

    Anthony Joshua 's new punching bag

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  • 1 points Puddlesss

    Never snort coke. You’ll up sniffing up the whole table with that nose.

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  • 1 points RedPandaReturns

    Good luck with your neck straightening surgery, kid

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  • 1 points GamingPumba1987

    When people call you an egg head it isn't a compliment.

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  • 1 points Intrepid_Plenty_3770

    Cartoon character

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  • 1 points MichaelMyers20253

    You look like the next Mr. Khiladi.

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Do you have to keep your head down in all your photos because that's the only way you can see what's in front of you, you fucking hammerhead shark? Two out of three pictures you're hanging your head like Charlie Brown. I don't even need to say nothing. You know what's wrong with you.

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  • 1 points Wizard__J

    Look like Kanye, a Dolphin, and Obama went to a Diddy party, and didn’t use enough enough lotion 😩😩

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  • 1 points no___homo

    Even more downsy than his older brother, drake

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  • 1 points Write-That-Shit

    I know why you’re looking down is those last 2 pics

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  • 1 points After-Bowler5491

    Look down in the hope he spots a cock

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  • 1 points KrotharTheBarbarian

    You’ll grow up to own a windowless van.

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  • 1 points Far-Paleontologist49

    Like Miles Morales and Sloth made a baby

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  • 1 points SageandStrong33

    Picture 3: You may be happy but it’s sad that your shadow doesn’t want to follow you.

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  • 1 points TriskeleCelt78

    There’s no roast I can give you that’ll ever top what the mirror does daily.

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  • 1 points Necessary_Piece_4766

    You look like you sat too close to the fire and your face melted

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  • 1 points Numerous_Many7542

    Your Grindr tag is "World Series-level catcher."

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  • 1 points Oblipma

    Idk if hes philipino, indian, dumpster ladyboy or depressed

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  • 1 points SageandStrong33

    Your shoes wish they weren’t your shoe size so that they don’t have to associate with you.

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  • 1 points Dunnewolf24

    I can see why you don’t look at the camera in the other two pictures

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  • 1 points Rare-Engineer-2402

    Is it that you walk like a toddler? Why do you keep looking at your feet?

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  • 1 points No_Enthusiasm_9543

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  • 1 points Logical_Plane_3905

    That smile is so aggressively unpleasant it looks like your face is actively warning people to stay away for their own safety

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  • 1 points BirdShield

    God damn I see why you look down in every photo

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  • 1 points F1yngDutch

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  • 1 points Draedyn88

    How the fuck do you finally look up for a photo and end up leaving your eye behind?!

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  • 1 points youremomom2

    The head-down photos weren't needed. We already know how insecure you are.

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  • 1 points salientknight

    A face not even ICE would molest.

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  • 1 points mintedlambchop

    Budget sid

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  • 1 points RecordBorn2729

    Your ugly asf mate

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  • 1 points Onaliquidrock

    https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0188357/

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  • 1 points ZipkicktheDragon

    Bro why are your eyes scared of your nose

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  • 1 points thisisreallystupid81

    You have the same eyes as Sloth from The Goonies.

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  • 1 points Competitive_Test6697

    Mortgage eye......ones fixed and ones variable

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  • 1 points SmellsLikeAnimalPoo

    Drop a location pin for ICE ..

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  • 1 points starrskrream

    You are so ugly, ICE would be like "Nahhhh"

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  • 1 points XMartyr_McFlyX

    Shirt by Da Vinci, Face by Picasso

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  • 1 points rayio

    When you cry do the tears run down your back?

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  • 1 points LossLess8060

    the fart inspector has arrived

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  • 1 points QuenchedCrusader

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  • 1 points QuantifiablyMad

    Picasso faced fuck.

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  • 1 points TheGreatJesterKing

    Your hairless, you’ll do good in the barrios

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  • 1 points Alexjdw1

    Bro can smell cancer like a dog

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  • 1 points Snuffaluffagus9

    Are you related to Sloth from The Goonies?

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  • 1 points ChickyBoys

    Did your mom buy you those clothes?

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  • 1 points Pipija_Banana

    Whatever you do, whomever you do, please hide that navel.

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  • 1 points gugngd

    Moana lisa

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  • 1 points burntlettuce27

    Mongrel

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  • 1 points EmeraldCowboy314

    Good luck in your career as a rent boy.

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  • 1 points Prudent_Payment_3877

    We didn't understand what Mona Lisa's uncertain smile meant until you wore her on your shirt

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  • 1 points MushroomNo8277

    Beat you have to custom sunglasses

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  • 1 points MushroomNo8277

    Your eyes are farther apart than israel and Palestine to peace

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  • 1 points DrQuack32

    The irony of being in front of the American flag when the country hates coloured people.

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  • 1 points Helpful_Tea_6951

    Dude... was a ninja turtle your father?

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  • 1 points picklerick4883

    You look like they based sid the sloth on a real person.

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  • 1 points Great-Phone_3207

    If Gary Coleman was tall. And still dead

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  • 1 points 4th_line_bender

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  • 1 points New_Fan_7665

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  • 1 points triwyn

    you’re doing great work on the oversight committee!

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  • 1 points jswayswizzle

    You make Mona Lisa look fuckable

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  • 1 points ahmtiarrrd

    TSAOR
    EM

    Kinda says it all.

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  • 1 points 42Lefthanded

    Your dad has to be a sloth.

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  • 1 points Expert-Effect-877

    Somehow that T-shirt is the least autistic thing about you.

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  • 1 points PickAxeCA

    Temu Drake, also known as Cake

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  • 1 points Affectionate-Set2775

    The shadow in the third picture looks like a wiener and got a chuckle. That’s the only true interest I had in this post…

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  • 1 points SigmaPiGammaIota

    Someone stuck a glazed ham on top of a white T-shirt.

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  • 1 points CoolOutside4788

    You look like a lesbian

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  • 1 points Broad-Umpire6349

    i thought you was 12

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  • 1 points Stairs-So-Flimsy

    Why should I give my best, when you are giving this...?

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  • 1 points Lucky-Arrival-S

    Lunchbox sandwiches and face balloon drawings only.

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  • 1 points jack_pot_slots777

    I can see why you always looking down in the pics. Damnnn that forehead is big boy

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  • 1 points hankmardukas0987

    brontosaurus lookin’ ass

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  • 1 points WickedBrich6541

    You're hiding your face in the other photos because not even a mother can love that face

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  • 1 points CGW93

    Damn it’s a real life Picasso painting… you look like god gave up halfway through creating your face

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  • 1 points EstherClemmens

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  • 1 points Winter_Raccoon3859

    You seem like you have a sense of style. Unlike any I understand but it's working for you.

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  • 1 points bittithepom

    You look good in green

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  • 1 points low_soze_way

    With a nose like that, I know you can snort a kilo of coke in less than 20 seconds. Ole Hoover Vacuum nose having ass.

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  • 1 points Turbulent_Fig2032

    Looks like the sun already did

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  • 1 points millertime1103

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  • 1 points Cor2600

    Must be hard to find sunglasses that fit

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  • 1 points CustomerOK9mm9mm

    Some lowkey Goonies 2 subliminal marketing right here.

    They actually just greenlit Goonies 2 and I’m not even kidding. This motherfucker is an op.

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  • 1 points Chainletterboi69

    I could park a fucking dragline between your eyes

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  • 1 points BlueandJen

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  • 1 points RackTheDripper

    Temu Ty Lue

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  • 1 points Heartlesspost

    Everyone is talking about your scrabble face but no one has said anything about your lucky charms taste the rainbow hairline

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  • 1 points FennekinFlames

    I didn't know Picasso made people too.

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  • 1 points effadaffy

    Fully recessive dna build

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  • 1 points weWillTalkAboutThat

    Size of bra? Gynecomastia is not gym pecs.

    What tissues do you even use? A bedsheet?

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