Jesus, it’s like those movies where the nerdy chick takes off her glasses and she’s gorgeous. But in your case it’s like you take them off and become an instant douchebag.
You like to look out the window aka those enormous glasses. You still enjoy looking outside the window. When you stand in front of the window, you look out the window outside of the window.
People, some of you are very nasty and mean!
I think you are are a nice looking young man.
In my opinion you would look a lot better with much smaller rimmed eyeglasses!
Your pronouns are Not/Now. You look like you have an intersex medical condition so rare they named it after your pediatrician. You look like you know the way to flavor town but the flavors are baha blast and meth.
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You look like a lesbian who wants to give men one more try
Neither side wants him(her?)
When you flip a coin and lands on the rim. It is an interesting sight for about a second before you realized it fucked up the whole situation.
This person has seen their fair share of rims, I'm sure
They/them?
This guy looks like he likes to sniff chairs after a girl gets up...
Yeah, but who doesn't?
Or who wants to give being a man a try... there's something FtM about this one...
I think op could be a FemBoy with less effort then it would take to casually clean my car.
On behalf of men around the world, no thank you
A wannabe lesbian skateboarder that doesn’t skateboard. 🛹
Looks like 3 different personalities of the same lesbian
Looks like a Mexican cartel hitman who shops at H&M on his days off
looks like he uses guacamole oil for his hair and skin
I came into the comments section to see if anybody had agreed with me, but all I see is everybody bashing on this young lady.
Ugliest chick I've ever seen.
Testosterone injections will do that.
Welcome our next contestant to the game “Hair Product or Poor Hygiene”
He's just smearing ass grease on his hair for styling it up.
Hits Buzzer
“BOTH!”
Prize award bell rings
Wonder if he's growing those pube hairs on his chin for a future transplant?
He glued pubes to his chin to look older. How sad
Decorates his dick sucking lips nicely.
You look like you breastfed until you were 16.
And his mom still let's him hit the tit when he runs out of weed.
Hopefully your dad's guns are securely locked away!
Locked in the closet.
And the guns are secure in the safe.
"Freelance illustrator" = unemployed virgin who draws for hi mommy's fridge door.
Jesus, it’s like those movies where the nerdy chick takes off her glasses and she’s gorgeous. But in your case it’s like you take them off and become an instant douchebag.
You struggle for a response when people say hi to you.
You're the first one I've seen where "pubes as facial hair" would be incredibly accurate.
Exactly 9 pubes dangling from that little chin. And he’s going with it
Looks like you're still waiting for your first pube
You look like you don’t know if you are a man or a woman.
Your options for a successful life are thinner than your beard.
You are beyond chopped - you're minced.
You couldn't draw attention, let alone flies.
Bros got that hormone treatment beard
You look like stranger things directors cut
You look like a gloryhole bandit.
Did you send these pics from your home in 1989?
Totally does the yout have any culture post 2000
I'd bet that this person smells like weed and extremely poor life choices
The only thing greasier than a tub of lard
Dariah had a three way with Orlando Bloom and Wierd Al and this was the result
My kid goes to school with 13 year old girls that have more facial hair than you…
You're definitely growing out your chin strings so you can chew on the strands, instead of your shirt collar.
That is the stringiest, scraggiest excuse for facial hair I have ever seen. I know 13 year olds with better goatees than that sad greasy mess you have
Is that a beard or mold? Do you even shave or do you put milk on that and let the cat lick it off?
Don’t listen to everybody else, that facial hair is gonna fill in any day now.
An illustrator who who sucks at character design so much they can’t even dress themselves those glasses are terrible miss
Must be the Fent out there because this kid has long hair on top and facial hairs struggling. I know that's some drug interference in the genetic pool
My god brother that hair on your chin is not working out
Cheech rang Chong and said “ fuck maaan I lost my son” Chong said “nooo maaan he’s on Reddit he is safe”
I looked up Rage Bait and there was a picture of this clowny mfr
First pic is a Colorado snowboarder hipster. Second will sexually assault yo girl, third is gay. Do with this information what you will.
Collage pictures of your mother in swimwear….. kind of tells a story don’t you think.
We all know you’re just using this to help you get over your writers block in your manifesto.
CHOPPED AND SCREW LIKE PAUL WALL DA PPLS CHAMP.
Left a lighter on in my laundry hamp
You ain’t chopped, you’re just ground.
Besides the perm, there isn't much wrong with you
The bad part…that’s how my hair naturally looks if I don’t relax it😭😭😭
Never seen a dude look so different in 3 pictures… but gay asfuq in exactly the same way
Those glasses must come with a warning label.
You have two choices get jacked or be a femboy
You play in the technical kazoo band polyfuckingdoodoo
Lips like those are made for glory holes.
You like to look out the window aka those enormous glasses. You still enjoy looking outside the window. When you stand in front of the window, you look out the window outside of the window.
People, some of you are very nasty and mean! I think you are are a nice looking young man. In my opinion you would look a lot better with much smaller rimmed eyeglasses!
I've never had a photo suck energy and joy of life out of me like that before
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You look like every single shop owner selling illegal shit in video games... 🫡
Finn Wolfhardly.
You probably tell people they won’t want to see you get mad without the glasses, all the blue hairs agree
Bro you are so chopped
Nobody likes you . You look like you smell like shit
Economic plan is to save on shampoo to get rich.
Enjoy virginity into your 50s.
You know the name of all the local 15 year olds
John Gayguizama
sonic would be proud of you
With those glasses you can see three days into the future
Sonic the Crackhead.
3rd pic, weird Al Yankovic's twin sister.
Your giant "hip" glasses don't make you more interesting.
Shut up, Meg.
Shirts and what they say in reverse. Slasher, thrasher, gasher.
i was gonna say you wear the beanie to hide your terrible hair but then i scrolled to the next photo and OH MY GOD I WAS RIGHT.
Youre hangin on to that pube 'stash harder than your tubesocks are stuck to the floor. Youre not socially awkward, youre socially repugnant
Just curious. Do goats and other hoofed animals run from you?
I see you like thrifting shitty glasses
You give off the vibes of the type of man who probably did something really terrible, and illegal, to a woman whilst you were in college
Can I get a double machiato with extra foam and oh, Jesus. Can I just get a coffee without your hair in it?
Those glasses are bigger than your head and that puke 🤢 green sweater is keeping people away.
Picture #1 got that Billie Eilish vibe....
I know a bottom when I see one.
What’s that shit on your upper lip?
You look like you beat your dick with a Bible
I’m not a doctor but I would say you need to up the dose of HRT if you want to have a successful transition!
Sorry, English isn't my first language. "Freelance" means unemployed, yes?
I'd hate to see what your untrimmed bush looks like
You’re so wasted you’ve been smoking pole and not bongs
Who hurt you?
let me know if you need larger glasses to read this one
Fuuuuck. This dude looks like a crusty wank sock wished on a star and turned into a real boy.
Bootleg Napoleon dynamite
Lesbian Howard Stern
hair greasier than my pizza
lol the last two pics are the mid 30s drug dealer burnout and the middle schooler he's selling to
Is that your facial hair, or did you eat a Milk Dud then toss a few guys’ salad?
I'm not even gonna hold you player i thought you were an ugly woman until I read that you were male.
Zoomers are so fashionable it makes them looks ridiculous.
Is chopped bad? If so I’d say max chopped. Maximum amount of chopped.
Not a roast but for the love of god stop trying to have facial hair. I’m dead serious. You grow a goatee like a pigeon builds a nest.
Does chopped mean gay? If yes, then very.
Where’s Dildo?
You look like you would go by "they" and have the most irritating fake intellectual opinions ever
Like you post about fighting against the system and then run from spiders
You look like a kid toucher pal
You look like all the worst parts of every kid from Stanger Things.
Wearing bigger glasses won't help you see your non existent future
I see the transition’s been going poorly
Why did you glue your pubes to your chin?
FemBoyPatty
Times are hard since Force awakens eh?
Did you eat paint chips as a kid?
Chopped as in “chopped my wee wee off so I can transition easier”
Dude for the love of god get rid of those billy goat hairs
You steal that Thrasher hoodie from your boyfriend that also doesn't skate?
you look like you should've been swallowed
Your SO 13?
Her + Him = Pat
The bottom of showers are gross just be careful when dipping your glued chin into the shaved pubes
Didn’t you just try to shoot a cop at a Walmart?
You look like post op Micheal Jackson.
Of course you wrote on an envelope since you’re probably not sending out a whole bunch of checks for rent and utilities
“Thrasher” Did you earn that nickname from the claw marks you put on your boyfriend’s back?
Bro you need to shave whatever that is on ur chin
if "chopped " means the same thing as oatmeal or bland or sink drain hair or greasy fingers . then uhh a bunch .
Damnnn
You enjoy fermented European Emu semen much more than fermented domestic Emu semen. It's just such a long trip to get some.
Bro what is that on your chin. Got more hair on my ass
it's not that you're socially awkward, it's that you're mother gave all her titty milk to the friends she always compared you to
I don't know why I would chop you. You're a nice looking girl and I bet you got guys swarming you.
“Avoidably ugly” is how I would describe you.
How’re you androgynously ugly
Your room looks like where they host swinger parties on cruises
Instead of posting in front of the washroom, you should go inside and see what it's all about.
Cut the pubes on ur chin
Is that your mom in the yellow bikini? Great tits
Fuck you.
SHAVE THOSE PUBES OFF YOUR CHIN,
Yall are funny asf, I’m gonna have to use some of these lines in the future
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You look like you’d star as a main character in one of those shitty PlutoTV movies
Im sorry you are so ate the fuck up
The fuck am I looking at, is your name Pat?
Your pronouns are Not/Now. You look like you have an intersex medical condition so rare they named it after your pediatrician. You look like you know the way to flavor town but the flavors are baha blast and meth.
Shut up f*g
Future Unibomber
How do your photos go from Asian to white to Latino?
Okay the first and third pictures are Asian cousins and the guy in the middle in Pic 2 looks like a wet hobbit
Can't spell Thrasher without a Rasher
Your "smashroom" is for mashing mushrooms only.
I don't know if you're trans or not, but duck face doesn't work with facial hair.
You look like a cast member from Stranger Things if Stranger Things was a $0-budget Youtube series.
With glasses that big, you already know what we all are going to say.
Your hair looks like someone ripped a cassette tape apart and put the tape on your head
Your moms house is pretty tits, but why no daddy in them there photos son?
Whatever you got going on with the chin, has got to go!
No! Why? Starting an OF account?
You look like movie version of Sonic before the internet roasted them into fixing him.
You really didn’t have to tell us you’re socially awkward, bruh. It’s crystal clear you’re weird af
Help us out. What gender do you pretend to be?
The only thing that needs to be chopped is that damn mop on your head
Is that wig you're wearing come pre greased or did you add the product yourself?