25F roast me broskis
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    OP's BIO:

    i go by tsuki and my friends say they know when im talking a t break cuz im mean. ive also been voted the most lawful good person in my friend group. also like boobies

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  • 147 points BritWit11

    More Whoopi Cushion than Goldberg

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    9 points Skilledpainter

    Predaphile

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    2 points Freezerpuck23

    Underrated

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    6 points Jumpy-Benefacto

    nobody is sticking that with their pin, and she doesn't want it anyway

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    5 points JustJoshwaa

    Golden😂😂😂

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    2 points Bitcoin4Pizza

    Not to agree with Don Imus but......................

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    1 points Freezerpuck23

    This is the baby nappy headed ho

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    0 points Ok_Zombie_8354

    It's time for your... Nap.

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    2 points wilrab001

    Instead of Whoopi’s movie Jumping Jack Flash the OP starred in the porn version Jumping Black Gash.

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    2 points BritWit11

    Humping Jack's Rash

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    2 points Freezerpuck23

    More Dyke Van Dyke than Dick Van Dick

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    2 points gohan2099

    I was about to roast her but realized I’m out my depth here.

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    1 points Far-Juice-6197

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    1 points Majestic_Fall3772

    LMAO

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  • 42 points Wide_Marketing3147

    You’re 25 and make Whoopie Goldberg look like a teenager

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  • 39 points doctormirabilis

    you're black but look like white trash

    what are you, gray?

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    3 points Valuable-Yard-4154

    Don't even know what kind of gendre that thing is.

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  • 26 points Ok_Donut2696

    Trans Steven urkell. Yea, you did do that.

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    3 points Decent_Tone_2826

    nah shes lil jon

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    1 points Ok_Donut2696

    What?! Yeeeaaaahh!Ooooo Kaaaay!

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  • 21 points ElectronicHunter6260

    You look like Whoopi Goldberg if she gave up on comedy to pursue a career in professional napping

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    0 points nonexistant_turret

    omg i love naps

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  • 18 points JoMammasWitness

    He is dyslexic. Its 52M

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    -7 points nonexistant_turret

    fax

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  • 12 points Relative-Detective70

    Whoopi Bronzeberg

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  • 11 points Ok_Donut2696

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    2 points nonexistant_turret

    nahhh 😂😂😂

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  • 12 points Far-Paleontologist49

    Slob Marley

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  • 12 points Theotherwahlberg

    You appear to be a sentient mop that's been used for 25 years...and you probably smell worse.

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    2 points nonexistant_turret

    honestly this is the best one 😂😂😂 sentient mop, i actually kinda like it

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    1 points Righteousaffair999

    And here is where the worst ska band ever was formed.

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    3 points bal1zy

    Damn bro she asked to be roasted not crucified 🤣

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  • 6 points ThenotoriousBIT

    Whoopi Sadberg

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    7 points CryptographerIcy4465

    Whoopi Sandbag?

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    -3 points nonexistant_turret

    yeah i do be pretty sad sometimes

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  • 6 points mighty_____

    If they/them was a photo

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    1 points nonexistant_turret

    ooo this might be my sign to finally accept bejng nonbinary

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  • 6 points TKHodgson

    Tracey Fatman

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  • 7 points Seasnowmad

    Youre dark-skinned but give off white trash vibes

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    2 points nonexistant_turret

    i like to think im more of a caramel brown color

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  • 11 points ExcitingARiot

    A welcome mat for the fridge pretty much says it all

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  • 5 points Oblipma

    It really thinks its a guy

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    1 points nonexistant_turret

    does this mean i finally pass as androgynous?

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  • 6 points blahblahblahx1000

    You’ve a clit that is suspiciously like a penis, but you can’t see it to check.

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  • 4 points Just_A_Lucky_Guy469

    tsuki yucky

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  • 3 points cumbiero_intelectual

    Third pic's floor mat says 'Happiness is Homemade', but your face says the factory shut down years ago.

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  • 4 points xSOURSKITLESx1993

    Mom can we go see the new whoopie Goldberg movie no we have whoopie Goldberg at home I got you for your birthday from wish

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  • 5 points YourMoMsFavoriteToy2

    Damn, 25 and already planning to die alone. That's sad bro

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    1 points nonexistant_turret

    its a good thing i brought my cat

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    2 points YourMoMsFavoriteToy2

    Couldn't even get a rescue to go home with you.

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  • 4 points Resident-Lie-9644

    The cat says “please don’t post this”

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  • 7 points British-Bot

    25F, bitch you look 40.

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    2 points one2treee

    More like E-40

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  • 3 points ElectronicHunter6260

    Holding that puzzle paper like it's a court summons for being too boring

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  • 3 points ElectronicHunter6260

    You look like you’re perpetually on hold with customer service

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  • 3 points tautjes

    I loved you in 8 mile as future

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    2 points Kooky_Confusion6131

    wait, i never knew KRS one was in that movie

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  • 3 points Most_Pangolin_7395

    Are you the girl from the tiktok video that thinks she can sing and says release them.

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    1 points nonexistant_turret

    nahh thats funeral stud, im funeral masc

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    1 points Known_Basis_81

    omg this one is rough😭😭😭

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  • 3 points Someone_Pooed

    You look like you blame men for all of your problems

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    1 points nonexistant_turret

    its their fault duhh

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  • 3 points Expensive_Finger_973

    Saying you are voted most lawful in the friend group is a hell of a way to say you are the least violent offender you know.

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    1 points nonexistant_turret

    hell yeah for tax evasion

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  • 3 points lost_rodditer

    Depression so deep you need a welcome mat for the fridge. First time I've seen that.

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  • 3 points Prudent_Payment_3877

    Your cat is blacker than you!

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    2 points nonexistant_turret

    lmaooo

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  • 3 points Cartographer_Small

    You look like you dont eat pussy unless you wear medical gloves.

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  • 3 points MushroomNo8277

    Blob marley

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    1 points Nochnichtvergeben

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  • 3 points Dunnewolf24

    Your cat thinks you’re a chode

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  • 5 points Richard_b_Stillhard

    Roast!? You are already cooked dawg. You'd have to be reincarnated for things to get better. Good luck bro.

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  • 2 points TylerH87

    Did you play O-line or D-line in the semi-pro league?

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  • 2 points supperfash

    I'll leave it to ghetto gaggers to roast you

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  • 2 points Hemorrhoid_honeyPop

    You look like an unsuccessful harriet tubman

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    3 points nonexistant_turret

    i mustve gotten lost in the forrest on the way back to the north

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    1 points Hemorrhoid_honeyPop

    Hahah! That was awesome! Cheers sistah!

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  • 2 points Jumpy-Benefacto

    Tsuki is NOT mine!

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  • 2 points LeilLikeNeil

    Look like you got the digits in your age backwards

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  • 2 points AnalysisCharacter639

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  • 2 points 2spunout

    Hairy coochie smells like black & mild and FDS

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  • 2 points Law3186

    Generic wnba player

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  • 2 points Select_Major_4143

    Female version of Wendell!

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    1 points nonexistant_turret

    which one? the basketball player?

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  • 2 points AsparaGus2025

    I don't know what's more unbelievable: the 25 or the F

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  • 2 points natiusj

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  • 2 points RmpleFrskn

    What's your butch name

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  • 2 points confusious_need_stfu

    One day you'll make a nice meal for the cat until the lease is up because the only person that notices your presence is probably the landlord

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  • 2 points fuzzycuffs

    You got fired from your job for being musty

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  • 2 points Severe-Warning-50

    You look like a lesbian high school volley ball coach.

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  • 2 points jblaze43711

    You look like a gorgeous ferret.

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  • 2 points Recent_Mushroom69

    25!!!!!????? Looks like 52!

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  • 2 points Cool_Hornet2649

    you spelled "lesbian" wrong

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  • 2 points Botherguts

    Whoopi Goldblerd

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  • 2 points arnoldit

    F stands for fat

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  • 2 points After-Resort-6253

    How are you 25 but first pic from ‘98?

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  • 2 points SapientiaEtDignitas

    Please do not reply to this post. 🚫⏸️😁

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  • 2 points Fragrant_Loan811

    Biggie Smells

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  • 2 points spankymacfarland

    You a Whoopi cushion

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  • 2 points Ok-Bit1928

    Surprised the fridge isn’t black too

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  • 2 points Jazzlike_Love6881

    Nice tits

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    3 points nonexistant_turret

    what if im actually a man?

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    3 points Jazzlike_Love6881

    Then nice tits bro

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    -1 points brown-and-sticky

    *broski

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  • 2 points crusader_nor

    You are a handsome young man.

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    2 points nonexistant_turret

    does this mean i finally look androgynous? about time

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  • 2 points Laosiano

    Damn, that's depressing. I was in a good mood ffs.

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  • 1 points General_Extent1351

    Too easy

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  • 1 points Evank15124

    You look like boomer at 25

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    1 points nonexistant_turret

    feel free to roast her too, shes a bad kitty

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  • 1 points SageandStrong33

    Aliyah Boston Cream Donut

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  • 1 points ResponsibleQuiet6188

    Whoopi copperberg

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  • 1 points jondes99

    You were really good on The Wire, but I had to turn on closed captions to understand anything you said.

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  • 1 points medved76

    This is why the guy took the fast car.

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  • 1 points bloodbrothergenetics

    Wtf is on your top lip?

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  • 1 points Madrigal_King

    Hannibal Burress grew dreads and really thought we wouldnt notice

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  • 1 points Objective_Pause8518

    Please break up with Kali Uchis.

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  • 1 points RackTheDripper

    Temu Floacist

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  • 1 points Fantastic_Lynx_2548

    1..2…1,2,3 release em🗣️ I wish that heaven had a home to call you up

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  • 1 points predat3d

    I think the cat was expecting greater discretion, or even plausible deniability

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  • 1 points ProfessionalBird7847

    Did you actually drive anywhere in that fast car? Is your father ok? Do you hate YouTubers placing condoms, lube and cucumbers on your checkout? Are you someone now? That country cover was absolute bollocks. The royalties eh?

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  • 1 points FunScientist7781

    you've had enough roast already. more like a year's worth

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  • 1 points ClassicHare

    *Lorax reaction,* "That's a woman?"

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  • 1 points ExtensionAddendum191

    Before even considering roasting, my dude you tf says broski

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  • 1 points NextGur3758

    Your cat is more attractive than you.

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  • 1 points CyberShiroGX

    K-Wiss is that you? (Youtube the name)

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  • 1 points MacSteele13

    Is the "25F" is any of the pictures with you?

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  • 1 points RickRussellTX

    SNL’s longest serving cast member

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  • 1 points No-Advice5665

    Not sure if you’re transitioning from Male to Female or Female to Male.

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  • 1 points patapatra

    From sunkissed to bacon

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  • 1 points abraham_ares

    Bro sudoku won’t solve your issues and won’t make you look intelligent

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  • 1 points Agile_Ad_6438

    You look like the love baby of Oprah and Woopie Goldberg

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  • 1 points Strange-Week-4272

    "When I'm having trouble with sudoku puzzles I go to reddit and ask for demotional support"

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  • 1 points jlrubnen

    What the fuck is that on your head?

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  • 1 points TClerkinstein

    Whoopi BronzeBerg

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  • 1 points Ok_Success_7411

    You should be on all the ads on tv for don't do crack

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  • 1 points PotatoeNCarrots

    Are you black-sexual? It’s when you’re bisexual but black. Asking for a friend.

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  • 1 points jswayswizzle

    Lil Jon ate the Eastside Boyz

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  • 1 points Buy_low69420

    Lesbian TRIPPIE red

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  • 1 points Blueswolf83

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  • 1 points Nochnichtvergeben

    F.D Signifier?

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  • 1 points Sea_Call_9364

    Cat hates your smell.

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  • 1 points Dietzy42

    You look like the cousin of The Lorax.

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  • 1 points splshd2

    It's like a slug turned human.

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  • 1 points 50calkid

    Your giving off "excuse me while I over react in the parking lot leading to my arrest" vibes

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  • 1 points onepoundfish93

    Whoopsie Goldstein

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  • 1 points Middle-Ad8899

    Your cat hates to be seen in public with you. Like most others I’d imagine.

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  • 1 points Bitter_Sir_391

    2chainz???

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  • 1 points Bitter_Sir_391

    She's different, yeah she's different

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  • 1 points Bitter_Sir_391

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  • 1 points AbbreviationsFun8591

    25m?

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  • 1 points guywithautismm

    Youre already burnt

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  • 1 points LincredibleOne

    That F in 25F is doing some heavy lifting

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  • 1 points Alternative-Bet1657

    Broski?

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  • 1 points Titanius_Applebottom

    I think we should just be friends

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  • 1 points nonexistant_turret

    +10 points if you dont include whoopi goldberg in your roast

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  • 1 points Enough-Staff-2976

    Your locks look nice, well we can stop there.

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  • 1 points YoGurth99

    We're going to need a big BIG fire to roast something this large

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  • 1 points SageandStrong33

    Speaking of “break” and “lawful” in your bio, how are you the most lawful good person in the group when you’re always breaking the law?

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  • 1 points FunkU247365

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  • 1 points szar1973

    Your cat looks like it would rather hunt in the forest

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  • 1 points Left_Bodybuilder_138

    You’re just…. a fucking potato… 

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  • 1 points GDInternets

    I think you look like a cool dude, tbh.

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  • 1 points Mr-Bry-Guy

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  • 1 points thatguy6969del69

    I can imagine you were the child of catwoman and spiderman in some multi-dimensional mashup. Craving daddy's approval by wearing his old high school shirt while taking care of Mommy's cat collection. The welcome mat at the fridge acting like a gateway to Narnia while the white witch was in power, but misery as half your wine collection has been consumed. Good luck in this liminal identity crisis you find yiurself in. Know thyself fam.

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  • 0 points palmtree192

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  • 0 points Fernadelia

    gold

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  • -1 points KPhoenix83

    The cat is cute

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  • -1 points _trentalexander66

    Your upper lip in the second picture looks like black girl with pink vagina spreading her cheeks

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