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I am currently undiagnosed with autism, ADHD, depression and just being unhinged. I am currently celebrating my 25 years of still never being in a relationship. I am a heavy metal fan as well

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"Undiagnosed" is just a fancy way of saying "annoying for free"

So, if you're not actually diagnosed with all that yet, you're just fucking nuts.

You look like you're one rejection away from writing a manifesto

You forgot to add undiagnosed homosexual as well

You look like a Freddy Mercury without aids.

“Undiagnosed” is your euphemism for “I’m too much of a pussy to go see a therapist.”

Is your barber mentally handicapped also???

If a Neo Nazi and a far left lesbian with armpit hair had a child

If Dexter and a telly tubby mated…

All the charisma of an engorged prostate.

Your hair looks like it has had a go-bag packed since the day the two of you first met.

This who ABBA wrote Dancing Queen for.

When your beard and your moustache are barely on speaking terms...

"Undiagnosed" means you don't really have it and just cosplaying others disabilities

you're just fucking ugly fat and looking for excuses to annoy people and not get a job

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I feel bad for you! You seem pansexual and despite that no gender wants to be in a relationship with you. On the other hand, cause of autism you can’t even be in an imaginary relationship.

Life is indeed unfair!

You know your tattoo is screwed up if no one can tell wtf it is. Photo #2 looks like a photo from your fet life post a full nude but you clipped it. I hope you man scapped

Do you have to roofie your hand or do you take no for an answer

The look of desparation in his face remind me of that scene from Brokeback Mountain

You look like you can only form words with the letters B, R, and L.

You look the type to jerk off and shake guests hands right after. 

Temu Wolverine

Charlie Kirk if he gained a good 75 lbs

By "undiagnosed" you mean looking for an excuse for being such a loser. Looks like the hair on your head is migrating to your torso.

Picture 4: I see that you’re trying to muster up the courage to ask that tattooed guy (wearing a cap) to go out with you on a date.

Human equivalent of skidmarked underwear

The “blue oyster bar” looks more crowded these days.

"heavy metal fan" rocking a metallica patch and a misplaced studs LMAO you're as edgy as a wooden spoon

You look like Ben Shapiro.....

So tell us, why are you gae?

One of the Village people is making a comeback, then again he has probably been giving cum back since the 80's

THIS AIN'T YOUR DAD'S ROCK STATION [eagle scream] [forty minutes of dad rock and ads for car dealerships]

You look like an alternate band member for The Village People.

They spelled “Shitting Ham” wrong

And you're celebrating by having a train run on you at the gloryhole in the gay biker bar.

Professional ball licker.

We've seen 6 of your 32 distinct personality states. Now tell us where Uncle Terry touched you?

Coming to the realization that you suck, have no friends, and no future dating options is not the same as being depressed

Your facial expression is like every Pauly expression in the Rocky movies.

JD Vance's bastard from a whore.

Hey cool dude with the blue jean jacket and Metallica patch, you get a pass just for that.

You look like multiple different people in your pictures. All a little gay, but different people.

This is what happens when middle corporate tries to be relatable

Never in a relationship. . . Duh they have to wake up eventually

🫵By day you’re a stalker, by night you’re a stalker with a jacket

If Delco was a person

Movember doesn't mean use a weed wacker on your face. Jesus!!

You look like you’d be the bouncer at a curtain shop.

You look like you’ve been arrested for raping mannequins

Tylenol baby.

“Thank goodness for masturbation”.

Dude just say youre bad at talking to girls and have bad hygiene.

Meth Rogan

Stop emulating Rob Halford (with none of the pizzaz) and blasting Steel Panther, and girls will stop walking away from you.

Well, at least until they get close enough to smell you.

If Patrick Starfish was a real person=you

Nothing about you screams straight

Whatever you are doing keep doing it, the last thing the world needs is for you to ever have the chance to breed.

Jchlatt man... What happened? Where did you go wrong dude? 

Gaytallica.

In pic 3 only you would be excited about gg alin shitting on your head