Your bio says you are asexual and ‘repulsed’ by sex with your boyfriend. I’m no detective, but that might be why. Also not clear on how you can also be bisexual but have no experience with women? Oh, and apparently you collect bugs. Your dildo probably has ED putting up with you for gods sake.
Ya know, recently I was at one of those Chinese hotpot buffet places and picking out different meats and vegetables to eat. I would then come across a food that had no idea what it was and with a look of half disgust I would mutter, "what the fuckkkkkk is thattttt?" Anyway, long story short, same reaction to the OP's picture.
What is it with all these kids on this sub? Next thing we hear is the rise of suicide rates... I'm not here to roast minor over 18's that take any roast serious... Like cmon...
You don't choose your seggsuality. Do you think your ex bf CHOSE to get a boner when he saw that other girl's breasts? ("other girl, being the girl that he cheated on you with, the same girl who is not an asexual, the same girl who is not a goofy poop butt like you).
With your looks, I'd assume you were the side piece. Still, after all this time, the frog finally stepped out on you with another Muppet... Poor Piggy.
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OP's BIO:
Hi, I do origami and I love plants (I have way too much) im studying to become a pharmacist and I have a cool car (its not but if find it cool)
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Aww the mushroom from Mario is all grown up
Is that Lee Yum? I know it’s gonna be a good night every time Mycelium.
That was terrible! I love it!! 😜
Epic Slam!
No its Cum Lee
Elite ball knowledge
Cheated on? Who by, Pikachu?
I wonder if she could have opened her eyes wider would she have seen it coming
With those glasses I'm surprised she didn't see it coming LOL
🤣🤣🤣 diabolical
The “crushed mushroom” you mean.
I guess you have to be a fun-guy to get this joke
No capes!
You win
Spot on
Is that choker making your head swell?
Why would a asexual girl wear a choker smh
I just read on your profile that you’re asexual and never wanted to have sex with your boyfriend. Incase you were wondering why he cheated on you
“Me bore you long time.”
Funny AF!
Ahhhhhh,unearthed the truth! Hahahaha
Asexual just like her plants
I think that's just OPs coping mechanism due to no one being able to maintain an erection while she's in the room.
Where is that? Did she delete it?
One of her first posts. She may have
She Mae Hav might be her name 🤔
Boom, roasted!
Too ugly to fuck and asexual arent the same thing.
Whenever he tried, she thought they were having a threesome. How far apart her eyes are, every “one” is actually an every “two” in her world.
Your bio says you are asexual and ‘repulsed’ by sex with your boyfriend. I’m no detective, but that might be why. Also not clear on how you can also be bisexual but have no experience with women? Oh, and apparently you collect bugs. Your dildo probably has ED putting up with you for gods sake.
Notice the batteries behind her? Gotta power that thing.
She's trying so hard to be different, it seems
Can you be an asexual bisexual though?
Like wouldn’t they cancel each other out?
I can see why
But she cant
Savage 😂
DAYAM 🤣😈💀🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🥀
Wowwww lol
He didnt love you long time
he wanted a different sucky sucky fucky fucky
Not worth $5
You said Dolla wrong
She say no boom-boom soul brotha.
while she is a no sucky no fucky
She paid him and then stopped paying
I guess he wasn’t down with that.
Bjdörk
If your eyes were any further apart you’d be a fish
She already is. It’s a “rear breed”.
🤣
masochist behavior the way you just got cheated on and turn to reddit for a double down
Double it, and pass it on... like her boyfriend
If she’s asexual he’s only doing it enough for the both of them. Her boyfriend is just trying to look out for OP; he’s having sex for two.
Cheated out of chromosomes.
You mean extra chromosome, right? RIGHT?
Never seen somebody that is uglier with their glasses off. Milestone achieved.
Got too old for him?
How? She looks about 8.
With that pug face i know she can speak with dogs
And eat them occasionally
Dogs are sweet but in her case….sweet-sour
It'll happen again. Buckle up.
Also: https://www.operationsmile.org/
👁️ You could park a bus between those. 👁️
You look like you captured a frog and are holding it in your mouth and you don’t want anyone to know.
Do you have that xtra chromosome ?
eXtra crispy☝🏻
Additional chromosomes = cheating
You were dog in your past life. Probably a pug
Getting high doesn't mean you are studying to be a pharmacist
Guess you could say it was an unhappy ending.
You were always your dildos side piece, so it didn't really cheat on YOU.
You didn’t get cheated on. You just couldn’t see it until now.
"I'm asexual" - code for my boyfriend can't get it up around me
I’m gonna guess that the boyfriend found a woman who doesn’t wear Hello Kitty pajamas
Won't be the last time a guy cheats on you either
Dwarf hamster
of course you wouldn't see that coming
...but... your step-dad is supposed to sleep with your mom...
He obviously has a type. Did he sleep with Miss Piggy?
Strange as thought this could be the spawn of Miss Piggy and Sam Eagle.
He didn' t love you long time
Sell the prescription drugs because the only way you are getting a husband is financing him. And his GF too.
Roasting children is a no-no.
If it makes you feel any better it was probably just because your looks.
Maybe try not looking like an overweight chipmunk with your cheeks full of your next meal.
Seeking refuge is not cheating
Ya know, recently I was at one of those Chinese hotpot buffet places and picking out different meats and vegetables to eat. I would then come across a food that had no idea what it was and with a look of half disgust I would mutter, "what the fuckkkkkk is thattttt?" Anyway, long story short, same reaction to the OP's picture.
The guy you were stalking having sex with someone doesn’t constitute cheating
What is it with all these kids on this sub? Next thing we hear is the rise of suicide rates... I'm not here to roast minor over 18's that take any roast serious... Like cmon...
Guess you didn't see that coming.
Maybe bigger glasses would help.
You don't choose your seggsuality. Do you think your ex bf CHOSE to get a boner when he saw that other girl's breasts? ("other girl, being the girl that he cheated on you with, the same girl who is not an asexual, the same girl who is not a goofy poop butt like you).
I guess one of you chromosomes brought an extra one into the mix.
You don't look a day over birth
If you’re doing this roast, who’s taking orders at the restaurant?
You look like a control freak who lost control of your partner.
He's not cheating on you; that isn't what being on "Megan's List" means.
Wonder why /s in the bad condescending way
Bet you could sniff out lots of truffles with that snout.
If you mashed dough in her face you’d make animal crackers.
Bet he cheated right between your eyes amd you had no idea
You're cute when you look past the football (soccer ball) shaped head.
It's OK, you can always just go back to making grilled cheeses at night.
I blame the blow-up doll company for giving them more personality.
Not sure how being cheated on caught you by surprise. With eyes practically on the side of your head, I'm surprised you don't see everything coming.
Someone borrowing your dildo is not being cheated on.
Did the cheating come out of cleft field?
Damn man, he found another plushy toy to bang?
Don’t worry, there’ll be plenty more cheaters in your future.
It's not uncommon for guys to go from pugs to bigger dogs.
Hard to compete with a lady boy who's prettier.
Hey it’s okay, it’s gonna happen a lot more
With a face like that, can't imagine why.
You fell for the good ole pump and dump.
I'd cheat on you too
Not my girl Knives 😭 she didn’t deserve it
Did he cheat on you or just go back to his wife?
Lowkey surprised you pulled in the first place
Aren't opposums known for being faithful?
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You sure can pick them
Sorry about your circumstances. Thank your deity that you got all those batteries.......
I can see why
Poor piglet x
He probably thought she looked the same
No wonder
Best decision of his life
Does this mean you are ready to watch your BF have sex?
Damn. I saw her photo and the phrase 'stay down' came to mind
makes sense
And these were the before pictures.
I can tell your entire lineage is disappointed in you. You definitely bring dishonor to the family.
You’re like a pug. So ugly but people don’t mind.
Cheated like breaking academic integrity?
None will defeat the horde
In your boyfriend’s defense, it’s definitely a tough ask for him to have to actually see you naked.
With your looks, I'd assume you were the side piece. Still, after all this time, the frog finally stepped out on you with another Muppet... Poor Piggy.
You're halfway to MODOK!
Does your face ever attract moths? Goodnight moon.
Where you from? I can cheat on you too, maybe the second time won't hurt as much
Now I have a Devo song stuck in my head.
You look easy to draw tbh.
You look like a closed baseball mitt
Swapping you for another buddy in Pokemon Go doesn’t make him a cheater.
Me rub you robgtime
How could you tell?
Stay woke.
Sounds like you two just grew further apart, like your eyes.
He ran out of retirement money
.... Please drop his phone number... That guy needs some spiritual conucilling....
Lulu Chu’s autistic little sister.
maybe if you opened your eyes a little more you could have seen the cheating coming
i guess you didn't see that coming
After you get your pharmacy degree, you will be making 100K+/yr, and that bee sting face won't matter anymore.
I bet you can find any truffle within 100 yards.
He found someone better.
You mean someone had their fill of their asian fetish and moved on...
18 going on 1
Cheer up, you'll meet up with another lesbo soon
Scott Pilgrim ain't for you, move on, kid.
Did your gym teacher find someone younger finally?
Do you play the harmonica with your foo foo?
That's because you turned 18 and you aged out. You're not even worth spending the money on shipping you back home
Nice tits
You can't call it cheating when your vibrator has a worn out motor.
Cheated on by who…? Pikachu
You look like a potato.
You look like you were sewn together from leftover doll parts.
You can do better. plump Asian is the holy grail
You have the same expression in every photo...duh
Considering you got A’s all through life it’s time to rebel
Moaning Myrtle vibes here
did they realize you weren't 4 years old and moved on.