Roast me f22
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  • 2545 points tarkinn

    You look like a GTA prostitute

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    426 points Sonizzle

    That’s a total disrespect to all GTA prostitutes.

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    304 points Sadistic_N_ihlistic

    I agree getting a blow job from her would pretty much count as anal

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    51 points kelmvs555

    Her???

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    33 points Rfunkpocket

    not even in Thailand

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    24 points JudgmentGold2618

    definitely a transtitute

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    13 points missbehavin21

    Could you Trans late please?

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    29 points Last_Weeks_Socks

    Well, fuck. You have to pay extra for that.

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    19 points MrTretorn

    Not from her tho

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    5 points teSantos

    she do the blow job, and cry in the end, every time.

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    6 points Chef-Ptomane

    that's brutal....

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    7 points Awwwmann

    Someone come get Michael Dell’s wife!!

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    11 points Greedy_Flounder_212

    Her dad needs to start tipping her on OF so she can get a maid...that bathroom and room are FEMA approved disaster zones.

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    5 points imanAholebutimfunny

    car squeak intensifies

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    26 points Booz-Hound69

    Body of a Guns N Roses groupie, face of a truck stop hooker.

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    68 points mc_bee

    Specifically this one

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    6 points Sea_Call_9364

    Gold.

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    15 points illegitimate_Raccoon

    No, that one has hips and no septic ring

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    26 points DarthBrownBeard

    With 2 fried eggs on her chest.

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    26 points KingOfForeplay

    I’d swear this trailer park queen was a boy but her cleavage suggests she’s got tits that hang like tube socks with tennis balls inside.

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    8 points jimboiow

    If they hang any lower at least she’ll have warm knees.

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    3 points kelmvs555

    Hah same!

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    8 points chosonhawk

    those eggs never hurt nobody.

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    5 points negroidioto

    Come on though, there’s only so much anti-androgens and estrogen can do. Lucky he was able to force out these saggy HGP fried a-cups

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    6 points OldMinute5727

    Holy MOLLLLLY.

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    8 points Gay_Giraffe_1773

    Spot on.

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    6 points jlrubnen

    Shit she would have to pay me to bang her.

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    8 points hamfist_ofthenorth

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    4 points SlavicRobot_

    Literally, goddamn

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    2 points poondruff

    Deffo charges extra when the punters pull out

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    2 points sinkpisser1200

    Gta6, because no way this design is done

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  • 544 points Dinosaur_Chef

    Being court ordered to speak to kids about how badly you fucked your life up doesn't mean you "work in mental health".

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    48 points gpbst3

    You know the saying. Get a job doing what your diagnosed with and you will never work a day again

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    6 points WintersAcolyte

    Just because she has her own room at the mental hospital doesn't mean she works in mental health.

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  • 577 points MikeTythonsBallthack

    F22 with the tits of a 40 year old

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    108 points DazedandConfused3333

    What did OPs right tit say to the left tit? You down to hang, yes, cool me too.

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    39 points SmellsLikeHerb

    Do your tits hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can tie em in a knot? Can you tie em in a bow? Can you throw over your shoulder…

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    15 points WestImpression

    ...like a Continental soldier? Do your tits - hang, low?

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    32 points dunequads

    Her bra abandoned her just like her father

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    10 points Dull_Adeptness_1323

    The low hanging fruit

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    20 points Splash_

    What's OP got between her tits that most women her age don't?

    A belly button

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    6 points ThatShouldNotBeHere

    More miles on her than the average 40yo too

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    6 points Last_Weeks_Socks

    I wanna know who suggested she didn't need to wear bras! If she just wandered into a Victoria Secret, she wouldn't have to listen us make fun of her tits...she'd listen to us making fun of her face

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    11 points Numerous_Many7542

    But the dick of a 22 year old.

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    6 points eharper9

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    3 points Sw3d3n90

    If they look like 44 with 22 then they'll look like 88 once she's 44.

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    3 points Select_Major_4143

    Damn, beat me to it. Also looks like she might have the herps . 22 and used up like the cum rag in trumps bathroom.

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    3 points Kind-Emergency-8133

    That’s hot

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    3 points sluflyer06

    That's an insult to 40, plenty of women in 40s with tits they haven't aged a day in decades, all about the genetics.

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    5 points CryptographerIcy4465

    40's generous. I was thinking 60 y.o. librarian.

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    2 points The-CannabisAnalyst3

    well at least her nipples take away attention fr that face

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    5 points ozz_316

    That’s because her tits are trying to get as far away from that face as possible.

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    2 points Consistent_Wing_6113

    Rocks in socks!

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    2 points Chicken_Water

    🎶 swing low sweet chariot 🎶

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    2 points Excellent_Smoke7966

    Right? Why does it look like she’s breast fed 3 sets of twins already

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    2 points Key-Charity-2795

    Great username dude

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  • 193 points yesindeed201

    I need to focus on my mental health now after seeing your pictures.

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    16 points Acceptable-Will4743

    My eyes regret focusing on them.

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    11 points MZuckerfart

    Does she have more of a camel face or a horse face?

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    7 points GNewsBacklinks

    def looks like child of a backwoods woman who made some 'strange videos' with horse videos for meth cash

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    5 points thisaflex

    She's got a face longer than Route 66

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  • 125 points theta0123

    Thanks for destroying my fetish for tall short haired girls

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    6 points WhatIsNoMan

    A living banana for scale with duck lips.

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  • 107 points PersonalNecessary142

    Molly Ringworm

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    3 points fylekitzgibbon

    16 Cankers

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    2 points bubblegutts00

    🤣🤣🤣

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    2 points IzzardVersusVedder

    The "get out, I'm not buying you breakfast" club

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  • 88 points BritWit11

    Shakira said them hips don't lie and she's right, you're built like the bottom of an iron.

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    2 points tootsiefoote

    they aint lying. just not sure what they saying.

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  • 89 points tortoistor

    poses say trying to be sexy, facial expression says old man reading the newspaper

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  • 37 points SatansCheerledr

    Those be some sloppy-ass 22-year-old titties,

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    13 points General_Extent1351

    Maybe they were pierced, with weights

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  • 72 points NoContextCarl

    Your tits are about as perky as a nursing home. 

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    19 points Secure-Pain-9735

    I work in a nursing home. The nursing home is perkier.

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  • 44 points Clunk500CM

    It doesn't matter how many tats or nose rings you get, daddy isn't coming back.

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  • 19 points DjangoFett66

    Not The Brand of Sacrifice tattoo 😭😭😭😭

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    12 points phantomagna

    If she was part of the sacrifice Griffith would have just gone back to being a cripple.

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    2 points _Wolfszeit_

    I feel personally attacked by this post...

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  • 36 points ASaneDude

    Shaped like Spongebob

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  • 16 points P5ychokilla

    If your tits were any lower they'd be kneeguards

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  • 30 points Left_Bodybuilder_138

    Clean your disgusting fucking room. God I bet your snatch smells like tilapia. You probably don’t floss either. 

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    5 points St0nemason

    She's definitely needs to floss her snatch

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    3 points soooMiNdLeSs420

    I had to look up tilapia lol why specifically these? I guess you're right though

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  • 52 points Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

    It must have been rough transitioning your gender. You are very brave.

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    6 points kjm16216

    I can't figure out which way...

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    7 points proximusprimus57

    Schrodinger's sex change.

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  • 9 points UCFknight2016

    We are not buying the OF

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  • 18 points Sonizzle

    Trashy ass tattoos and piercings go with that trashy room and bathroom!

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  • 16 points Attack_Toster

    Holy mole y, mole, mole, holy moley

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    15 points Jeff4096

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  • 7 points ElectronicBug1302

    Bella thorny

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  • 7 points ninernetneepneep

    Looks like your tits are trying to escape your face.

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  • 6 points Common-Weird-744

    22?? You look like you’ve breastfed about 30 babies

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  • 10 points Old-Law-7395

    You look like you sell feet pics to your stepdad

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  • 5 points BikingNoHands

    Human version of a stick.

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  • 5 points SageandStrong33

    You should quit being a lot lizard while you still can.

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  • 5 points 15-10

    Trans?

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  • 4 points Different-Yoghurt519

    What was your name before transitioning?

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  • 6 points Harvest827

    Is one of your parents a giraffe?

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  • 5 points Lanky_Limit_6857

    Looks like someone's daddy didnt hug the whore out of her.

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  • 13 points IttyRazz

    Griffith looks more feminine than you after he becomes Femto. The brand of sacrifice didn't work on you because when it was your time to go they took one look at you and thought you have suffered enough

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  • 11 points BeelzeBob44

    I want to know the back story on the beef between you and gravity

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  • 9 points Away_Tune293

    You being cold are the only interesting points about you.

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  • 3 points tth2000

    Dream is to be full of cum and self confidence.

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  • 4 points doyouevenknowmebitch

    f22... I don't believe you

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  • 5 points Hullo_Its_Pluto

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  • 3 points ReflexesOfSteel

    You look like a cross between Big Bird and Grover. Definitely a Muppet.

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  • 3 points urmumr8s8outof8

    I can see the Milky Way.

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  • 3 points Former_Recording_998

    All that product in your bathroom still can't make you attractive enough to leave the lights on

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  • 3 points Wizard__J

    Ngl, sexiest giraffe lookin’ bitch I ever seen 💀

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  • 5 points FurdTurguson

    You look like you shop in the "horse" themed section of the adult stores.

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  • 5 points HunterBidensLaptop92

    When you ask for foreplay do they always choose to play connect the dots ?

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  • 5 points Virtual-Purple-5675

    Do you're tits hang low Do they wobble to the flo Can you throw them over your shoulder

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  • 5 points Brvcx

    Don't take these mean comments to heart. You look fabulous, my guy!

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  • 6 points No-Possibility7419

    You look like you need a roast..actually eat 3 or 4

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  • 4 points Terri23

    Do you work in mental health to take advantage of the free sessions included in your work agreement?

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  • 4 points ScottsTotz

    Just drop the OF link already and get it over with

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    3 points iron81

    I would pay good money for her not to post anything, be like looking at Sloth from the Goonies naked

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  • 3 points cyberwicklow

    Built like a concrete coat hanger...

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  • 5 points MarriedTexCouple

    I can’t tell which way you’re transitioning but either way it’s wrong.

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  • 2 points FrostyPucker

    The Men's Wearhouse is rebranding itself to appeal to WNBA hopefuls and you're their model of the month for January.

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  • 2 points Present_Secret7929

    Do u have giraffe in your genes?

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  • 2 points Buttergolem22

    How many abortions?

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  • 2 points Last_Weeks_Socks

    How are your tits that small, that young, and yet that fucking saggy. It's almost impressive tbh.

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  • 2 points heaiiyasha

    Temu Emma roberts

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  • 2 points AHorseWithNoName08

    You’re skinny and have a bunch of noticeable moles…

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  • 2 points Unhappy-Buy-9088

    Don't worry some guy will notice how hard you're trying and fuck you at some point. I wouldn't want to be him though. Hang in there!

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  • 2 points FunScientist7781

    a female jar jar binks

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  • 2 points slong143

    I hate messy girls, especially ones with linebacker shaped bodies. It must suck to be you.

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  • 2 points No1has_thisUser_Name

    I can fix her

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  • 2 points afihavok

    “f” “22”

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  • 2 points ZZzzzavidY

    You look like Jeffery star if he successfully transitioned

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  • 2 points Gnosis_Henosis

    Ahhh, Pennywise! There you are. I was wondering if you'd make an appearance.

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  • 2 points KMFDM781

    You've been 22 for 22 years.

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    Not a roast but you give off https://youtube.com/shorts/2JR3oTvtm9Y?si=goKlhkBw6CIEtybb

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  • 2 points meph_ghosttown

    The distance between your nose and mouth is the same as the distance between your belly button and tits

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  • 2 points Diabeetus46

    Trans women are putting in work in 2025

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  • 2 points proximusprimus57

    Crack or mental illness?

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  • 2 points cuffel

    Why the long face?

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  • 2 points Single-Presence-8995

    $20 says you are skinny and won't smile because of heavy drug use.

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  • 2 points SageoftheForlornPath

    It's a shame you never outgrew training bras.

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  • 2 points xchrisrionx

    Hey horse, why the long face?

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  • 2 points JapesBuddah

    Smash, I’m into Grandmas

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  • 2 points Routine-Alfalfa8797

    22 with the saggy tits of 72…..

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  • 2 points useroftheinternet95

    Let you tits hang low, let them wobble to and fro

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  • 2 points Odd-Fun-6042

    Nipples shouldn't end in armpits.

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  • 2 points nikich345

    Find a life.

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  • 2 points Dangerous_Spirit7034

    By mental health do you mean the mental health of lonely John’s?

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  • 2 points Chupadedo

    If a used condom was a woman

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  • 2 points DQFLIGHT3

    You look like a girl who transitioned to a man who is now going in drag.

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  • 2 points xiavex

    You look like a whore from Slovakia

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  • 2 points prodigy_pj

    Feels like your nipples piercing and naval piercings get tangled

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  • 2 points R8B3L

    "Tattoos are my personality"

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  • 2 points Next-Complaint5585

    You look like your entire personality is below your neck

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  • 2 points Severe-Warning-50

    I’m sure when you take her to pound town, your cum tries to go back in your balls.

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  • 2 points Fickle_Willow2927

    The STD’s have been roasting you enough dear. Get off here and read a book or something

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  • 2 points East_Bay_Raider

    Pussy lips like a London broil

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  • 2 points Touch_of_tis

    What was your name before surgery? I think I remember you from a movie I saw! https://share.google/Sc0WQOE2gsfMHzSTo

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  • 2 points henry122467

    Def onlyfans material.

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  • 2 points Dependent_Grass9758

    Dude looks like a lady

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  • 2 points agarillon

    I'm sure she works in mental health whether she wants to or not; everyone has it great in comparison.

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  • 2 points Ripley1212

    From the state of your bathroom, I’m completely amazed your bathroom mirror is clean.

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  • 2 points Rocxketraccoon

    Fishnets and orthopedic shoes. You must drive em wild at the retirement home.

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  • 2 points Creepy_Respond_9249

    You look like I owe you child support

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  • 2 points Banthian

    Your name is Cinnamon and you're only working here to pay for acting classes.

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  • 2 points MrBobaFit

    Your bathroom is almost as messy as your life

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  • 2 points Report_Last

    22? geez, by the time you hit 32 those tits are going to be hanging down by your waist

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  • 2 points WatchOut4FlyingDogs

    You look like you have a failed OF account.

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  • 2 points Unusual_Athlete_2457

    Lift up your skirt so I can see your grandma tits

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  • 2 points Scabsack

    You put the “F(22)” in “Ruff(22)”

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  • 2 points Thick_Constant8475

    Never seen moles just wandering around before

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  • 2 points [deleted]

    I’m sorry you never knew your father.

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  • 2 points Special_Draft3842

    No

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  • 2 points L1onf1sh

    Do your tits hang low Do they wobble to the floor Can you tie them in a knot Can you tie them in a bow

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  • 2 points missbehavin21

    Does it hurt when you tuck?

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  • 2 points missbehavin21

    They’re 6’6” and could be playing basketball. I bet if they tried competing in swimming they could set new world records.

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  • 2 points 404err0rs

    I don’t know what 22 is supposed to indicate, but it’s certainly not your age

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  • 2 points SameAsItEverWas6370

    I think you thought this was OF site, road hard and put up wet and only 22, it’s gonna be a long life

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  • 2 points Artistic_Wrongdoer25

    🫵Transgender slender man

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  • 2 points HeWhoMakesThought

    I bet you think Griffith did nothing wrong.

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  • 2 points Emotional_Cicada_959

    You look like you suck dick with your ass

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  • 2 points Frequent_Animator_35

    Wtf is it with these chics in their 20s thinking they shouldn't wear a bra??!! Baahahaha lmfao 🤣 . Maybe she was going for "sexy" ....epic fail

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  • 2 points Numerous-Mistake1522

    You on the Ariana diet?

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  • 2 points BR3KT

    Your the reason they give people brown bags with condom purchases...

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  • 2 points OleBiskitBarrel

    That hairbrush has definitely been the star of a few OnlyFans videos.

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  • 2 points thekendalluxx

    Looks like a back page ad.

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  • 2 points infinitynull

    At least you dad is proud of you.

    Right?

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  • 2 points infinitynull

    "Buck Melanoma. Moley Russell's wart. Not her wart. Not her wart! I'm... I'm the wart. She's my tumor. My... my growth. My... uh, my pimple. I'm Uncle Wart. Just old Buck 'Wart' Russell. That's what they call me, or Melanoma Head.". 

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  • 2 points Deemogudda_59

    A berserk tattoo, cool ... You must like guys that hit you

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  • 2 points gardenfella

    You seem to be desperately searching for a personality

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  • 2 points Vegetable_Scar_8419

    Bro's been 22 for the last 2 decades

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  • 2 points 88_strings

    You look like you give really unenthusiastic blow jobs.

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  • 2 points canetoad_legs

    If you have any self confidence, don’t.

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  • 2 points OG_Jack_Tripper

    Jesus Christ those tits hang low. Seriously they hang so low you need an air tag to put a bra on.

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  • 2 points Papa-Monkey

    Your titty looks exact same as my dead grandma’s

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  • 2 points Beneficial_Brief1509

    Bella Thorne but just cheap knock off

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  • 2 points AgentTotal8925

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