Honestly, you’re one of the least pathetic looking people I’ve seen in this sub. That’s not saying much. You look your age, your gender is clear, you look employable and not mentally unwell. That being said, if I look like you at 42 I’m going to see which of my guns has the best mouth feel.
Yikes. I’m a year older than you and look 10 years younger than you. Put the fork down, go outside and get some exercise! No need to live your life secluded inside your studio apartment playing video games all day.
The OP has not provided a BIO for their post.
This is what the average Reddit incel will look like in 20 years.
Or middle aged chipmunk.
This is what they look like right now. In 20 years add 150 pounds of fat
Except with less hair and thick framed nerd glasses
They don't look dead. Just ugly and soulless.
You’ve obviously posed for a booking photo before
“Give me your worst.”
I see the gene pool already beat me to it
His family tree highly resembles a stripper pole.
Must not be your weekend with the kids.
Having kids would require a woman to have sex with him multiple times.
Also, it would be kind of inconvenient as he’s not allowed to be within 50 feet of any.
is that the same face you made on the registry photo
Why this fool remind me of fred flinstone
Barney Stubble
You look like a red headed grill brush
What’s the charge eating a succulent Chinese meal?
Oh yes, I can see you know your judo very well
You're a year younger than me but look fifteen years older than me
Discount Rickey
I’ll give you and upvote to fuck off.
From the Scandinavian movie - The Troll. A celebrity on the sub.
I would like to smash him in the head to see if he turns into a bunch of gold coins
Thanks for not showing the cum stains on the bottom of your hoodie, but we all know they’re there.
They are on the paper towel.
nobody can do worse than the combination of your father and your moose's dna..
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Hobbit too ugly for casting
Roast you? Dude. Your already cooked on Mary Jane.
What Abraham from the walking dead if he never went into the military
It's Dimwit Dury, Ian Dury has a illegitimate son..
Yeah he got hit with a rhythm stick too many times.
Shrek irl.
You look like you just got electroshock treatment at the state hospital
Lack of dignity personified
Is that your death mask you’re wearing?
How do you have the head and chins of a fat guy on the sunken chest and no shoulders of a Ballerina? Good lord…
I thought this was Simon Cowell gofundme
diabetic mrbeast
Simon Foul
You look like you don’t brush your teeth in the morning then invade peoples personal space.
Andy Dalton in five years
Definitely rolls up the windows and locks them when you fart in the car.
If Simon cowell grew up in Kentucky
Like a special needs extra in Lord of The Rings.
Trailer park boys 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I know the smile and eyes of a broken man when I see them.
I was gutted when you died on Stranger Things Bob, but not as gutted as you.
I bet you can’t spell “purple burglar alarm”
So generic that even the best roasters on the whole fucking internet have not picked on you!
Bold move, having the 8 year old locked in your basement write your "Roast Me" sign. How many said "Help Me" before he got it right?
Sam the unwise can't find Frodo.
Your clothing must be crying and screaming every day for a nice shower at the washing machine.
I searched a gif for drunk uncle and this came up first. The resemblance is uncanny.
You Look like a hairy used tampon from the Lucille Ball estate sale
Thank you for making me feel better.
Eddie Munster's obese ginger brother.
Honestly, you’re one of the least pathetic looking people I’ve seen in this sub. That’s not saying much. You look your age, your gender is clear, you look employable and not mentally unwell. That being said, if I look like you at 42 I’m going to see which of my guns has the best mouth feel.
Time to get out of your mother‘s basement, Brah
You're a weird mix between Ned Flanders and Homer Simpson
Simon Bowel
*52
Width of shoulders equals height of head.
Thanks for showing us what the view 1000 yards or more from a school or playground actually looks like.
You look like you can remember ever seasonal draft of local breweries and when they release, but struggle to remember your own child's birthday..
Your nickname has to be Brillo
Look like a gay ginger that buys his underwear at yard sales
This is the uncle who fingers your asshole on Thanksgiving.
Your usual sign says “Free Candy”
Simon cowell’s cousin: Smellin cowbell
Crispy socks.
U look my uncle Ron. Married to Sherri. Holler at me if that's you Ron!
Looks like life beat you down enough, no reason to rub salt on the wound.
You wearing your daughter's hoodie, and add some more glue to that hair.
You look like you’ve definitely been told you can’t be too close to schools.
45 year old virgin…except for that time with the family pet….
You literally look like the ass baby that would be created from Mitch fucking Cam in the ass from Modern Family
I think you are amazing Greg . I know we have worked together for years and I have never gotten up the nerve to , to . Never mind
No
You look like you smell like Miller Lite and a men’s bathroom at the Linc.
Redophile
Looking at your picture from a roast me post two years ago, I can’t blame you for trying to end your life.
(To be sure, we are all glad you were consistent and failed at that too)
I think 42 years have already given their worst. Not much worse we can do here.
Fueled by alcohol and bad decisions.
Looks like your parents already gave you their worst. Your hand probably throws up after it touches you.
Ew, I thing that’s my neighbor
Life already gave you its worst.
How much do you charge on St. Paddy's day?
Whats the proper term you prefer: midget or dwarf??
I thought lowtax went years ago.
You look like a more well kept version of Ricky from trailer park boys..
You kinda look like a T-Rex greaser
How are you fat AND have a size 34 waist?
Looks like genetics did all the heavy lifting for us.
You wipe with paper towels...
Lookin Like GTA Lester Nephew lol
They can skip your mugshot and use this for you
Dastardly
He looks like that guy at the bar who’d advise you on the slot machine and guilt a free drink out of you cos you won £7.
Its giving stained Tupperware
I dont think about you
Apparently life gave you enough so no need to give you the worst
You look like you have practice holding signs in front of your chest
You don’t eat fruit by the foot, you eat fruit by the yard
We can't do worse to you than your parent's genetics did
i saw you for 2 sec and already know you are ghey as F
This Bell’s palsy look you got going may give you a leg up in getting SSI…
A leprecan't.
A leprechaun that guards a pot of cookies.
Rudy did not age well
Always wondered what Sinbad would look with some hair.
Ice
If Luis Guzman turned into Louis Gussman
Your mother is an ugly whore.
Yikes. I’m a year older than you and look 10 years younger than you. Put the fork down, go outside and get some exercise! No need to live your life secluded inside your studio apartment playing video games all day.
Carrot Bottom
get back to twd
Your life is like your bio
It's not provided
You look like you still eat with your hands.
The fact you glitter glued that sign says it all
I find the tradestation ad more interesting tbh
Is it really THAT difficult to find PAPER to write on? This is all the effort I'm willing to put into your roast. A. Paper. Towel.
Missed child support payment incarnate