“Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!” In this case even if OP isn’t a man(which all evidence suggests they are) any guy that is unlucky enough to have kissed her will be doing exactly what ace did on that realisation.
Why did you feel the need to post 13 identical pictures? I’ll never get those seconds of my life back, much like you won’t get your hair back from your giant bald spot.
I’ll have you know that my lawyer is an expert in antlers. He is a caribou of the highest caliber. He represented me in “Hip Bruises Vs. Stick Lady” all the way to the Supreme Court in The North Pole.
Your expression says ‘I’m tired,’ but your handwriting says ‘I gave up way before that.’ You look like someone who practices selfies more than her actual life decisions
Alright everyone, little exercise we're going to do. Come with me on a journey to picture 3. Alright now that we're all here, imagine the lipstick gone, were gonna keep that bald spot in the front. Now remove the length on the hair, around the sides and back. Imagine that all together.
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OP's BIO:
My favourite artist is Tate McRae. Favour book is Silent Patient by Alex Michaelides. Favourite movie is Girls To Buy. I enjoy running and cooking.
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Just because you have a mans face doesn't mean you are ugly. But in this case it does.
She’s the type of girl who can unlock her dad’s iPhone with FaceID
That's gold 🥇
Einhorn is a man!
Your gun is digging into my hip..
“Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn! Einhorn is a man!” In this case even if OP isn’t a man(which all evidence suggests they are) any guy that is unlucky enough to have kissed her will be doing exactly what ace did on that realisation.
19F here means 19 inch face
😭😭
Some day you’ll marry a nice boy who just needed a green card
She is Indian based on how she wrote favourite . Wait for her green card is 100+ years . She needs it way more 😂
Notice that she has a faith-based poster in her home (?) in the last photo. That's pretty hard core.
How do you make the same face in so many different photos?
Why the long face?
Something about the uniformed grunt behind her tells me she’s at work in that photo with the framed faith-based poster
You kidding? Guys takw ine look at her and call ICE themselves to get away from her.
Or just hatch his demon spawn.
Nothing really sticks out, especially your chest
It’s really a battle between her nose, her chest, and her dildo as to which sticks out furthest
I’ve seen lumber with more curves than her. But none as long as her face
She’ll do well in ironing board sales.
Not even that really. You'd miss it if you aren't careful
Show some skin doesn't mean your scalp...
It's not her fault she's going bald, many men experience hair loss.
im acc dead
It's the only way to distract everyone from her blossoming five-and-a-half-head
Her body says no tits, but her face says no personality.
Her mustache and chin strap says I am my father's hairiest child.
You’re 19 and already balding. Life in those scam call centers must be hard.
I wanted to ask if Male Pattern Baldness ran in the family but 'Jeffory from your insurance provider' calling makes more sense.
“DO NOT REDEEM!”
Why the LLLLOOOONNNNGGGG face
I thought she was the famous Mr Ed 🐴
Favourite food: Apples and Sugar Cubes.
Your hairline is worse than mine and I'm a 35 year old white guy
This is what happens when an Ambien tablet wishes to become a real girl.
Made my Day
Nice. 💀
This, a few photos she looks like she is on Ambien, also Ambien tablets look more exciting.
Nice pics! You look like a fine young man
You don't look half bad for a middle-aged Filipino man
Arranged marriage is the only hope for you.
Why did you feel the need to post 13 identical pictures? I’ll never get those seconds of my life back, much like you won’t get your hair back from your giant bald spot.
You have a chest flatter than Ellen DeGeneres's ass
anthony kiedes looking
Neandernaw
Naanderthal
Face blander than the rice you don't know how to cook
I'd dunk on you but at 6'7" you are the only one dunking around here.
As you like running I recommend you run along now
Leaning into the masculinity instead of rejecting it. I’m proud of you bro. 🤜🤛
You look like you haven't blinked in a decade
I've seen eyes that look more alive on dead people
Why the long face?
I didn’t know India had lady boys
I just wanna put a saddle on you and feed you some hay
How’s the transition going?
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Why did you redeem it !!!!!?!!!
Those eyes are so dead that a defibrillator couldn’t bring them back to life.
You look like you and your parents go to restaurants at 10:30 pm.
You look like a prettier Dave Attell.
You sell flowers at the bar just so your boyfriend can pay for up grades on his Honda civic
Why the long face?
19-year-olds don't need roasting. And you should know that dumb ass.
How has the transition been for you? Did you cut it off or do you just tuck?
Your nagging what drove those men to fly those planes into those buildings on the 9/11
All bones, sex with you is like fighting a pillow case full of porcupine quills.
You stole my roast from a week ago on another one of these. 😡
You stole it from me. 😂 I been saying this for decades. I should charge you with copyright infringement.
I’ll have you know that my lawyer is an expert in antlers. He is a caribou of the highest caliber. He represented me in “Hip Bruises Vs. Stick Lady” all the way to the Supreme Court in The North Pole.
You won, definitely. Edited 😂
You’re too old and ugly for the elites 😳
Its Ironic that you have one hand in your pocket...
The black fly in her chardonnay is just charcuterie.
Female? Really? Not yet your not
Future participation trophy wife.
Bet her favourite sex position is lay there like a dead fish.
No one wants to have sex with her. Even vibrators explode rather than enter her.
Notice how she avoids any side perspectives of her face.
Don't you have Palestinian families to push out their homes?
You're a carpenters dream, flat as a board and easy to nail
Why the long face?
You look like a young version of Octo-Mom.
Your Resting Bitch Face has Resting Bitch Face
Get the fuck outta here. More like 19M. If you gunna do a roast me be honest with yourself
Why the long face?
Wheres the bomb 💣 ?
Don’t let that door hit you on the way out.
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Chris Manawa in Fear of the Walking Dead. I hated your character and wished you would have died sooner in the show.
I’m wondering how many dicks have fit between those pursed lips
Temu Emma Roberts, and she’s not great to begin with.
You’re bored and boring, thus you seek attention from random ass people, even if it’s negative attention.
If you haven’t already immigrated to a western country just a heads up, we use deodorant here. And also regularly bath, can’t stress that more
Get your hands out my pocket
Not proud of your grill huh
Why the long face?
your parents are going to regret spoiling you
Wow I didn't know Brad Garrett's daughter was in reddit.
I see your favorite movie is "girls to buy" im very suprised your not a "girl to buy"
Are you one of the Octomom kids? You certainly look like a science experiment...
Jihad Jane
Why are we roasting 12 year olds?
19 years with THAT stare? My goodness
I wasn’t a proponent of women’s face coverings but halfway through your photos I had a change of heart.
Theres not much going on behind those eyes is there
I mean this question sincerely but, exactly which bathroom do you use in public?
Bro. Call Hims and get some hair treatments already.
Give her a break guys. She spends four hours a day just to stave off the unibrow.
19 years old and already going bald at the hairline, that’s rough.
Lazy guy eyes.
You look like a horse trying to do blackface
AI face
Why the long face? Oh damn, it's the same on all pictures.
Well, you’ve got the makings of a great participation trophy wife
How are you balding at 19
You look like a stick figure that really, really wished hard to become a real boy?
Poca-hauntus
The top of your face died but the rest of it hasnt caught on yet
The kids at the zoo always ask to ride you when they see you standing next to the horse pen
If Glenn Close had a child no one had cared about because it looked like a neckbeard
One picture is enough to say “Your real parents are cousines”.
https://imgur.com/a/FNcMAaJ
When you wear light colors it takes the color from your skin. But like in a pale way
Your Indian or atleast looks Indian
Amazingly, in every single one of your photos, your eyes are completely dead. Absolutely devoid of life or soul. Fucking astonishing.
When they did the transition surgery they could've at least give you tits
You could put candles in them eye sockets.
You look like the Octo-Mom….but uglier
With the Winter Olympics coming up, they fashioned the ski jump ramp after your nose
It is clear that you inherited more than 80% of your father‘s genes since your face looks like a dick
Amiga, faz tua sobrancelha, e ajeita tua postura rsrs
I know you and your brother look identical
Don’t listen to these people OP….you’re definitely the kind of guy you take home to meet your parents
The personality of a bar of soap
I’m guessing you know how much it takes to buy a girl.
Nice try Pablo
You pose like you’re trying to convince a wealthy businessman that you’re worth the flight to Dubai
Fell out of the ugly tree and hit every damn branch in the way down.
So you look high in all the pics
They have new treatments for male pattern baldness. With finasteride and minoxidil. Won't do nothing for that face tho.
Participation trophy wife.
You look like a man wearing a woman's skin on his face.
You need some sleep. I’ve never seen anyone look tired in every photo
Ewww
Someone call ICE
You look about as interesting as a bottle of plain shampoo.
No Fans
It's like someone put a wig on a moai.
Lady boy from Indiamart
How many minutes you keep your head in microwave everyday?
Your expression says ‘I’m tired,’ but your handwriting says ‘I gave up way before that.’ You look like someone who practices selfies more than her actual life decisions
Not enough to go on. Could you post the exact same picture a fourteenth time so we can get a good look at you?
You look 40 and single also you can close your mouth dear
Damn you’re flat on both sides. That’s so boring.
You're such a loser for not dating me what
19 with upper body of 12 year old boy
you look like a cumslut
Alright everyone, little exercise we're going to do. Come with me on a journey to picture 3. Alright now that we're all here, imagine the lipstick gone, were gonna keep that bald spot in the front. Now remove the length on the hair, around the sides and back. Imagine that all together.
Guy from the corner store.
Julieta Venéreas.
You have weird toes and your eyes look like sleep deprivation
You have no tits and look like slim from Bugs Life. Eat a sandwich, please. Before you die
Thursday Addams
Your head is taller than the Burj Khalifa
There's a magic carpet on your upper lip
13 pics too many
I cannot because you look so gorgeous!
Your face looks bored of your lack of personality.
Is this the r/bald sub?
Mia Khalifa on ketamine ahh girl
Damn... you have that Middle-Europian sadness in your eyes that the porn industry hunts for
If gigachad and chrimson chin had a child!
I’ve seen more life in the eyes of a dead hooker.
Wow, like 8 of the same pictures. How original. Does your brain seep out of your balding spot?
When I looked at you only one thing came into my mind i.e. Flatbread.
You look like you have the vitality of a sloth.
First, Make sure you are able to be roasted 🍠
“Yes I am Pakistani, how’d you know?”
Pro tip: if you want to have a sparkle of intelligence in your eyes, shine a pocket light into your ear!
You need calories not gift cards
Your magic carpet definitely smells
How's the transition going?
Why roast you , when we should deport you
Didn't know that npc's were sentient.
I can smell that breath it danks so hard I can see your boogers melting