You're the village princess because you'll never be a queen. Six mirror selfies in the motel you live in and you're looking at yourself in each of them. What every man wants: a self-absorbed motel rat.
Damn, school system must really be failing if bitches can't come up with more than one pose for a selfie anymore...
Fire your hairstylist, looks like you walked in and said "Make my head look like a testicle 3 weeks after a wax, extra stray pube off the front please" and I bet you gave them a crisp $20 bill as a tip too
You look like the exact type of broke fool who knows what "milk powder" is, and you prefer it over the real stuff
You the type of girl to own a physical copy of Joe Dirt, and you always thought it was "nuanced"
Imagine being kicked through your wardrobe, wearing everything backwards and still looking like it's on the right way. The head of the no titty committee.
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You look like one of those fish people buy that eats the moss off the glass for their aquarium.
Her cleavage has more phases than the moon.
Is that what they're calling cleavage these days?
IKR, I was wondering why the Princess of the Vill… I mean the Princess of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee was being described as having cleavage.
Elliot Paige has a bigger cleavage
Stupinda living in a bubble.
Less, because there is none
There was cleavage?
Onlyfins model
You'd have to remove your joy of Titties from your life to wife her
Smells fishy. 🐟 🐟 🐟
Wonder if she realizes her Section 8 project isn’t a village and the fact that her mom is a welfare queen doesn’t make her a princess?
Funny AF! Take my hard earned Snap.
A plecostomus.
Wow, 6 pictures that are exactly the same.
6 slightly different angles of the motel room she lives in
The motel room she works in ..
The motel room she broke into
To have a paid encounter with a family member
Paid in meth
That is really just broken glass and she wonders why it won’t melt.
She's the one paying.
The walls in the next room covered in plastic.
Right?! and the clown won't even look at us...just the phone screen. This one is "brilliant"
All with butthole lips.
Right? Like which end are we seeing here.
She's the origin of the phrase "If the wind changes, your face will get stuck".
Can't even look away from the screen for the 10th of a second needed to take the photo
The most unimaginative pics ever.
Duck lips aren't supposed to look like a duck's asshole, try again
Cloaca; it handles all functions.
💀
You are in no way worth the effort.
Failed at making duck lips, invented butthole lips.
Prolapsed
You should have used your phone to cover your Whole Face 🥴
I didn't know that making your mouth look like a puckered butthole could be the most powerful part of your personality.
Is your face stuck like that or is that just somehow your “good angle “?
Village Princess is hella resume inflation considering your actual job title was associate town whore.
She’s trying to make partner by working in research down in the basement.
Fucking hell... take my poor 🏆!
Associate TO the town whore
My how the turntables
Why do you keep making that face? Don’t you look at the pictures before posting them?
You look like you lost your virginity in a McDonald's bathroom
How nice of you, it was more likely a truck stop bathroom.
You’ve berated a nurse or two when having an “episode”
I didn't know you could duck face with a mustache.
You look like you start fights in McDonald’s.
She looks like she stabs her manager in McDonald’s after being sent home for her umpteenth episode of insubordination.
Next time please post 6 less photos
Legend has it, she still hasn't swallowed her step dad's load.
Is it just sitting in her mouth then?
God you’re boring.
Heads up. If you think the pouting makes you look sexy and seductive, it doesn’t. It makes you look like Nemo after a fish tank related accident.
What are we roasting? The side of your face? That’s all we see in 5 different pics… like what?
You're the village princess because you'll never be a queen. Six mirror selfies in the motel you live in and you're looking at yourself in each of them. What every man wants: a self-absorbed motel rat.
It's not easy writing a roast when a camel is trying to spit at you, you know?
One photo would be enough. Why the same thing 10x?
Damn, school system must really be failing if bitches can't come up with more than one pose for a selfie anymore...
Fire your hairstylist, looks like you walked in and said "Make my head look like a testicle 3 weeks after a wax, extra stray pube off the front please" and I bet you gave them a crisp $20 bill as a tip too
You look like the exact type of broke fool who knows what "milk powder" is, and you prefer it over the real stuff
You the type of girl to own a physical copy of Joe Dirt, and you always thought it was "nuanced"
You know damn good and well this bitch don't tip. She usually leaves before she even pays the bill.
You look like the Great Value version of Jaden Smith.
flat chested ? but suddenly some cleavage, i wonder how / why. you ugly.
Ai couldn’t fix this situation
You look like you’re trying so hard to look/appear white.
Your one outfit looks like it was made for a sixth grade school play
It’s a good thing you’re not even smart enough to take a selfie. At least the phone covers most of your face.
Six pictures in the mirror and you are still staring at the fucking phone screen.
Your puckered lips look like an anus.
Glad to see the transitioning is going well.
Show us your teeth, coward.
I think her lips are stuck she should go to urgent care asap!
Thank god the phone is in the way for most of the photos.
Her lips remind me of an inflamed dogs anus. Maybe she should get a shot from the vet.
Roast you, girlfriend you look burnt 🔥already…. Ohh
Roasting you would be punching down!
Six pics, and you couldn't manage to block your stupid duck face with your phone even once.
learn how to take a picture without fucking duck lips. who the fuck raised you?
A duck, obviously.
Please don't insult ducks like that.
That mouf looks like it gets a bunch of dicks put in it
Then it eats the moss off them
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…and GoFundMe for the food delivery money. That shit adds up.
You can't even figure out mirror selfies.
Gross
One photo was more than enough. Sweet spot is zero.
Your mouth looks like an asshole with hemorrhoids lol
How can anyone think that facial expression looks good
You really are Not as pretty as you think
You look like a turd wrapped in toilet paper
Pictures all the same. Your hair is bad.
24 is the new 34...
Are you talking about her age, or that piss poor excuse of a chest??
Your lips look like an asshole, which is appropriate since you look like shit
God, you look annoying as fuck
That white “outfit” is the only white thing that will ever be on you
That's exactly what the mirror sees while you're shaving!
I was going to roast you.. but it was just too easy.
Eh
Take it easy, people. She’s just excited to be staying in a motel room that isn’t hourly.
Thought this was r slash crossdressing for a second
At least we know what your arse hole looks like. And no, no one wants to see it either.
20 $
Your mouth looks like an anus
Typical village princess, trying to get attention here because there is a thicc thighed village fertility goddess who gets the real attention.
Village princess needs to ask the fairy godmother for an additional facial expression.
You were already ugly without the duck face.
You literally just sat in front of a mirror, held the same face, and took 7 pictures. WTF is wrong with you?
Have you recently had a stroke and your face is stuck like that or, is that your look?
This is the only facial expression she could make
Seems like genetics already roasted you
I like that the pictures you choose really capture the full extent of your personality.
Your stupid kissy faces are fucking stupid and you look like an idiot.
You're the village idiot. Same duck face pose, shows you lack originality
This is her absolute best "angle/face/pose". The "cover half of your face and look like your'e on the toilet pushing out a big shit" pose.
You look like a tooth fairy who collects child support checks rather than gives money for lost teeth
You've got no tits.
You've heard of the game "Pass or smash" right? People who know you only play "Pass."
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Half cooked pig looking to get finished off 🥺
You need better royal tailors cuz that ain’t it, girlie.
Maybe we should donate some money to you to help you get better clothing that will cover you up fully.
Disney: "We have our new Tinkerbell"
Your left eye must be more fucked up than that duck face.
Some dude out there is seeing this knowing he dodged a bullet “going out for some milk”
Among all these selfies I’m sure there’s copious amounts of chirping going on
She doing that duck face so hard, her titties sucked into her chest.
Village twink in reality.
I'm about to throw bread crumbs at my cellphone.
Poster child for herpies
You sorta look like you are wearing a “toilet with the lid up” costume and trying to take a dump in it.
I bet yo coochie look like the green side of the sponge
I thought about what a conversation with you might sound like. So I'm currently running a hose from my exhaust through the window.
Imagine being kicked through your wardrobe, wearing everything backwards and still looking like it's on the right way. The head of the no titty committee.
Guys spot roasting her pose maybe her face just happens to bd shaped like my asshole
I think you meant village bicycle not village princess, since everyone gets a ride.
....pass
Your name is what people say " oh man."
You look like you just sucked on a lemon.
I read the bio and though it said "I'm the village pig, immature".
Imagine having to duck face EVERY photo because you're a pig face.
Your tits have spent more time together than your parents
You’re quite a handsome woman
Alright already... I'll give you some dick. Just let me finish this laundry real quick and I gotta empty the dishwasher.
Enemy mine
Why you making a kiss face in every picture? No one wants to kiss your bipolar ass
" Stupid girl Stupid girls Stupid girls Maybe if I act like that That guy will call me back Porno paparazzi girls I don't wanna be a stupid girl " 🎵
Idk these 20ish, still in toddler stage, self-obsessed, attention seeking, ' bulletproof ' invincible girls.
You are a what?
320 degrees for 40min - turn over halfway.
Jaden Smith is that you?
Man get your bird chest outta my face!
Nice butthole on your face
You look like someone who needs more fiber in her diet.
If that's the only pose you can do to make yourself even semi bearable to look at, it's not looking good
You ugly
I'd say close the door to your room. But the stay open door policy, does exist at the sober living home for a reason 🤷
Yuck
This isn’t even a roast but don’t your lips hurt?
You aren't even worth getting through the dragon protecting your tower, and he's asleep and too lazy to do it's job all the time
Okay, maybe after you stop dressing up like a marshmallow
You look like Nick Cannon.
Girl I hope you actually have a nice personality otherwise you ain't got nothing going for you.
Thankfully there is no OF link. It would get confusing real fast if which end is up. Every picture is of a chocolate starfish.
Being cute but also being a vain, annoying, high-maintenance narcissist must be it's own special hell.
Picture tells us how dumb you are, looking on your phone while using the mirror....
Do your lips do anything but duck face like it's 2012? How about take an actual picture and smile? 🤦
You had 6 chances to smile and you missed them all
Face like an old porn stars butthole
Quinta Brunson on fentanyl
I feel like it'd be unfair to roast you. Your genetics have already dealt you such a poor hand.
She has "Blue Steel" locked down.
Village princess? No.
Village bicycle? Yes!
Miss Blackisham in her attic
God, 185 comments and 0 upvotes. That's the real roast here
It's such a tragedy .. Curvature of the spine doubled up with a face Palsy..
Somebody teach this bitch how to take a selfie, and let her know she doesn't need a mirror to do all that
Did not knew that arm shrugs are the new implants.
My god I can hear you from across the continent
When you hear someone say "grow a pair" does your hand instinctively cover the place your bosom should be?
Youre going to be pregnant before you finish reading all of these comments and you will not know who the father is.
I swear she’s taking photos from a funny farm
You look like the Disney princess of the trailer park
Oh great, another single mother to 6 kids, all with different fathers, now testing the o.f. waters to replace the lost EBT because you refuse to work.
How many times have you been arrested for section 8 fraud/trashing a KFC post-bail on the same day....5? 10?
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