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Judging you as a whole, Georgia won.

Temu Luigi Mangione

I feel bad for the tourists who have you as a tour guide. You keep getting them lost because you’re lost yourself.

Damn now I know what young Stalin woulda looked like as a barista

The only guiding you can give is into the insane asylum you walked out of.

No thanks I don't want any of your shitty beads or maps please fuck off

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ah so you’re the tour guide people go with and never come back from

The women of Georgia breathe a sigh of relief.

Wauluigi mangione

Your posture reminds me of the spartan who couldn't lift up his shield in the movie 300

Did you just get pulled out a hydraulic press?

How about you relocate to the middle of the ocean before the Romans crucify you.

Not sure what’s gayer, the dumb look on your face or the horrible hand tattoos

Tries to convince everyone he’s interesting but bores the fuck out of everyone he talks to for more than 10 minutes

Even Borat avoids you.

Unfortunately, it’s no longer obvious that you’re from the former Soviet republic and not the US state

Creepy, roost indeed, hopefully nowhere near me.

Is that a goiter dangling from your neck? And your tattoos look like holstein cow print.

No I won't do my best so you regret your decision because I fear you may come back.

Not worth roasting

“Mum I want Luigi Mangione”

“We have Luigi Mangione at home”…

I bet you dress as a woman on the side. 

This idiot tie dyed his hand.

You definitely guide young women to be sold back to your Georgian sex industry. Younger the better huh we’ve all seen the movie Taken

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Shrunken down Mario lookin mf.

I bet they made you sign a paper saying you can't go within 1000 feet of any daycares or schools before they let you in

It’s me…Mario! Ugly ass little brother..

I read "master in tourism and hospitality" and thought, you gotta be stupid af to pay for that degree, and then I looked at the picture and felt genuinely bad. 

uj/ do you have a mental disability?

Bruh ur supposed to give us a normal photo that we can shit on

Not take a shitty ass photo and do half. Of our work

That’s why ppl are enraged with ur post

I am too , cmon have some fucking decency

You guide people straight into your basement

Kinda no speak the english.

I am from Georgia. I do the sex traffick on girls. You roost me now please.

Lepra Chaun

The part of Georgia where they love their cousins? Or the part of the other where they also do?

We'd rather have Alaric back

Getting arrested doesn't make you a protester or a politician.

Be nice guys, she might be a hotel manager someday.

Temu No Brakes

Oh, so you're trying to become the CEO of scamming tourists

Getting away from conservatives and moving to Italy showing how truly dumb you really are

I’m guessing with your inked-up hands that you give tours of hell to newcomers?

Is this your first time holding a piece of paper?

Hey, look: Borat’s illegitimate son with his sister

How do you use a phone with cerebral palsy?

Having you in charge of hospitality would seem to be oxymoronic.

So… pick pocket?

Georgia? Don’t you mean Kazakhstan?

You are the product of your dad marrying his sister

You look like a tour guide that brings your group only to the gay bars and bath houses.

Tour guide? Funny way of writing pickpocket.

The hand tattoo and nonchalant attitude gives homeless vibes 🤔 Probably is using the free WiFi at a cafe and is terrorizing the patrons

bro if you're wanted for drug dealing just say it, we already know

You just give tours of your bedroom at Walter White’s house?

The first tour guide you have to watch your valuables from!

And hwould probably try to sell you drugs

The very definition of ‘punchable face’

Look at you, not wanting to live in a fascist country. Pansy!

How long you been on welfare?

What kind of braindead loser needs a fucking masters in tourism & hospitality? 😅😄 That is hilarious. What kind of grueling final exam do you take....how to set a table, how to fold a gd napkin? 😆

WTF? A degree in showing people around and running a shitty motel? It serves us right to even have a degree path like that. I'm not even going to talk about the shitty hand tattoo. Damn! Tourism and Hospitality Management? For real? You came to the US to get a degree in that? I guess it's better than being stoned by the Taliban.

Consider yourself roosted.

I think they arrested you so no one can look at you. Take em away folks!

Temu Luigi Mangione

Dirty Sanchez

You are a KGB spy and a great great grandchild of Stalin.

You are a KGB spy and a great great grandchild of Stalin. Russian mafia tats and you just got released from Black Dolphin Prison

You must've been protesting soap, water and deodorant, because i can smell the body odor through my phone

CEO of Child Sex Offending

Did your Tattoo guy not learn how to draw, or were you the test subject? Also, you look like you smell like farts.

You look like James Francos autistic twin that had 3 strokes

You look like If Zohran Mamdani owned a Greek style Pizzeria

Taking strangers down an alleyway for felatio is not a tour guide

Roost you? Sound out your words before you write

He looks gayer than Freddy Mercury.

Your doctor did a shitttt job with that F to M gender reassignment surgery

You look like you caused the protests that you were arrested for participating in

omg

Never mind your decisions, I see plenty for you to regret in the picture alone

So we’re rebranding kiddy diddling as political situation now? Sounds on point.

This is the guy they asked you for an extra two dollars when going through the drive-through

Face looks like kinkhali

The marfans is creeping up your hands

Bros 🍆 slayer

Hhhhhhhhheellochhh Nik from Georgia country

Cockledoodledoo

Psych needs mental help

What were you protesting? Cuz sure wasn't mustaches that look like you Elmers glued pubes to your face

I bet you know where all the nude male Roman statues are by heart

you look like a disney live action villain

Homosexuality is still illegal in Georgia?

Look like a gayer Freddie Mercury.

You say you got arrested for protests, but we know that’s not why you have to tell your neighbors about your record.

The horrible decision you made on your hand and fingers speaks volumes about your poor impulse control and will hold you back forever.

Looks like a great value James Franco

You trying to blend in , in Rome , is as deceiving as your hairline

Studying in hospitality? How hospital is it to require the answering of riddles to cross your bridge?

You should go for a phD in tourism afterward.

You're the reason why the USSR didn't even try to counter Georgia's independence movement

I'll remember to call you if my girlfriend ever goes to Cancun.

Borat’s retaraded brother.

Only slightly scary

Zombie Borat.

“Tours” consist of local grade school playgrounds at recess

You look too happy to be yourself if I had that face I'd backflip off a cliff

Definitely seen this guy on YouTube.

He was one of those scammers giving “free bracelets”, then demanding money once he hands them away 💀💀💀💀

Queer for Palestine

Since you're trying to get a career in tourism i might suggest that:

You'd be an excellent tour guide for the neanderthal caves. You'd fit the part perfectly.

Jesus… how do you keep that head upright and not lolling around like a newborn baby?

Looks like a deflated erection

Rough draft of a Mario character they wisely left on the cutting room floor.

Please don’t regret your decision. Wherever you are is fine, as long as you aren’t here.

You look like the type that motorboats his pillows.. 

Gen Z Borat 

You pay $400 for your family to take a guided tour of the Vatican and this smelly, ugly, assclown pops out of the sewer. It happens every time. European tour guides are their own species.

Edit: spelling

Heard they called off the protest once you left

Looking Chris from sopranos if he was gay and had thirty iq less

You look like you went to the protests hoping to get jailed.

please stay there. we Americans don’t miss you

Is there something stuck in your butt?

You obviously specialise in gay tours of Rome.

Juan antlana Sebastian

You look like Miguel from Dexter if he had to much bean rice and had camaras in the Pollo locco bathroom

With that mustache, you’re either the gayest guy in the world of the most racist guy in the world. Or your extremely musty?

You look like Robbie Rotten.

The masters won't teach you how not to be a dumbass.

Looks like some creepy pervert who hangs out in back alleys

If by tour guide you mean homeless pick pocketer.

I won’t roast you cause life’s already done that. But I would wish you success and stability! It’s not easy to experience what you’ve gone through and it’s heartening to see that you won’t accept life as is and fight to change your future for the better

You look like you had a chance a date in your late teens, missed it and have been trying to makeup for the loss the rest of your life with nothing to show for it besides a ridiculously expensive collection of hand made hipster clothing and beanies to hide your decaying hairline

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What's with the weird black spots on your hand. Just why? And your mustache is telling us you're probably a molester.

Sneaking your homeless friends into the women's restroom is not considered a legitimate Tour Guide.