Your whole look just screams "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME" But i bet you can't pay attention to shit and just wanna be left alone. Also, only half your face works, might wanna get that checked out.
You look like you cry plenty on your own. 100% guaranteed your eyeliner is waterproof but cheap, so you can’t get it completely off in the gym shower that you have a membership to, only to use their showers and sleep in your clapped out Hyundai in their lot.
I saw ur leggings in tht one pic and got a headache, then I saw ur face and threw up!
If I keep looking at ur pic I can reach my ideal supermodel weight!
Make you cry? Have you looked in the mirror recently? I cried with the time I wasted scrolling through your 3 photos. Also, did you decide your hair and eye shadow on purpose or lose a bet?
"Bored at the psych unit. Boyfriend/dealer that sometimes lets me fuck him for a dime bag, just dropped off some meth. Got all prettied up!"
That's what you should have captioned these. God knows you posted them somewhere else with something scarily similar to that. Although, even without the caption, that's what everyone sees when they look at these pictures, anyways.
You look like a rejected Muppet who raided a Hot Topic dumpster, got lost in a craft store, then tried to cosplay as a 2003 emo kid who just discovered energy drinks and existential dread; that radioactive cotton-candy hair is screaming “I dye because I cry,” those checkered pants with fringe boots are a war crime against fashion, the tie-dye sweatshirt is proof you lost a bet with a toddler, and the giant headphones are the only thing keeping your head from exploding from sheer embarrassment; congrats on turning “roast me” into the most honest cry for help ever written on a notepad, because the universe has been slow cooking your entire existence since the day you thought this outfit was a personality.
This is the face of a 40 year old only child that still lives with her parents and has a massive amount of unpaid student loan debt because she has an useless art degree.
You did your hair and make up like that and made that same goofy smile and wide eyes once way back in high school and someone said "youre cute in that pic!" And you've just been rolling with it ever since.
2025 Gen x version Bride of Chucky
.. looking like 39 trying to look 29..... But honestly you're good looking get rid of that crazy color LOL it's cuz you like it it doesn't have to be your whole personality like it's just a day in kindergarten
You look like you are making that face because you are trying to hide the fact that you are pushing 50. But deep down you know that it really isn't fooling anyone. And you'll spend the night curled up with your wine because you also know it's the only thing that's ever been there for you.
The 80s called you left the coke in the Time Machine but you forgot to hit pause and sure shit man time caught up with you yikes you look about as nimble as a busted ass football that got fucked by a monkey 14 time over. Please don’t do drugs kids.
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You look like the “fun one” at AA.
Anal Anonymous that is.
Dildo Dependent is another addiction..
Always looking for her next set of batteries
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Energize-her
I can’t imagine anything staying hard around her.
She probably has a dildo closet and one for every day of the week.
And she give them names too
She paints them on the shafts
Metheny looks to be on step 47.
I'm listening
Looks like Carrot Top and Cillian Murphy had a baby
Cringy Lauper
NA
And the one who cries the most.
Wait, are we talking about AA or sex?
Yes
NA....thats someone's meth aunty right there.
Flat as a board is what you meant. No problem, sweetie. Now tend to that hidden yeast infection.
My first thought as well haha
You look like you’re auditioning for a children’s show because you lost custody of your own kids.
Doesn't have kids, only cysts and antidepressant addiction.
Both of which she names and talks to
😭😭😭 this is EXACTLY the one
Don't do drugs kids.
We can't, she took them all.
😂🤣😅🤣😆😁😆😅🤣😂
You look like Kathy Griffin, Carrot Top, RuPaul and a pink highlighter got merged into a final boss monster at a goodwill
Looks like Carrot Top took some beet Down’s.
On the Spectrum Top
Love me some root veggies
"Carrot Bottom"
Definitely had a kid at 16.
"People confuse us for sisters"
No, they don't.
16? This is pre-teen territory fucked up.
I was thinking more of the lines of 13
I knew someone who had a baby at 12 yo. It wouldn't surprise me if this pink blowpop did too
"pink blowpop" 🤣🤣🤣 ☠️
You look like a Troll Doll going through a midlife crisis
The irony of doing exactly what you love, so she became a troll.
You look like Dr Seuss drew you
The homeless who in whoville sucking dick for meth
This what I imagine when the Grinch gets a back alley whoville blowjob
She has more wrinkles on her face than the Grinch has on his nutsack
"Her throat grew three sizes that day"
She drank a lot of Who goo
Everyone in Whoville is stressed out this time of year, she is just providing public service.
The laugh that just left my body almost woke up the whole household looool
Horton Hears a Who(re)
Damn Wendy-Who-looking ass.
I was going to say, she looks like the Whore of Whoville
Thing Three
It’s ‘wear your mental health’ day again
Cyndi Pauper
Cyndi Slopper
Girl just wants to have fun, but guys just wanna run
I can’t tell if you’re trans or going through a meth phase
Probably both from the looks.
Woah dude… chill… that was a meth’d up thing to say
You’re like that text book I highlighted in high school, never gets a second look.
More highlights in her hair than my university textbooks 😭
When disney adults fail the D.A.R.E program this is, unfortunately, what we have to deal with as a human race
Nah. I'll just jerk off, thanks.
Hopefully to someone else’s pics… otherwise this looks like it will take awhile
This is what pink eye looks like under a microscope.
9 hours and this is the only comment. You're that boring.
She reminds me of someone who's deep mental illness is their entire personality
She?
You look like a stripper that only gets hired to make the bachelor uncomfortable as a gag gift.
You look like a cat horked up a hairball on to a blob of bubble gum.
You look like the poster child for manic depressive disorder
Your whole look just screams "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME" But i bet you can't pay attention to shit and just wanna be left alone. Also, only half your face works, might wanna get that checked out.
you look like the scrapped ideas for a lazytown character
You're too old to be doing this. Stop get some help.
You like to think you’re quirky but you’re really just insufferable.
How's life in Whoville?
You're trying to be a manic pixie dreamgirl but you're actually a bipolar pixie restraining order.
If you are bored remove your headphones and start having a conversation with "the voices"
She needed a break from running around asking everyone if they have seen her baseball
Look like a compilation of bad decisions and regret
The pink doesn't make you look younger, it just highlights that you aren't.
Stop advertising your Onlyfan account
I'd be amazed if it had one fan
That look could be fun and quirky if you were 19, but now its just cringe and painful
No amount of makeup or hair over your eyes will cover the wrinkly bags we still see.
Looking at the eye makeup, I already thought you had been crying.
Your photos smell like heroin. Idk how you did that but my eyes cant unsmell that.
You look like you cry plenty on your own. 100% guaranteed your eyeliner is waterproof but cheap, so you can’t get it completely off in the gym shower that you have a membership to, only to use their showers and sleep in your clapped out Hyundai in their lot.
Cindy Loo Who's "cool aunt" who's been blowing the Grinch for Who Crack for years
worn out gramma or ladyboy, not sure whats going on.
I can't make fun of someone who's suffered a stroke.
Who let the Granny out
Day 19 of a BPD episode.
life already roasted you
When 60 y.o. tries to look like 20 y.o.
Carrot Top’s sister, carrot bottom
I think your step dad and “uncles” made you cry enough when you were growing up
Someone skips leg day.
Twiggy’s love child with Jack Skellington
Your eyebrows tell me you shouldn't be left alone with small animals.
Give it up for Pinks' mental breakdown.
You look like you know the price of copper in Whoville and try to buy drugs from the Grinch.
look like the tampon from toy story
You look like your house smells of cat pee.
You look the host of a children’s show for kids of meth addicts
No thank you. You’re probably going to print all the comments roasting you and make a dildo out of it.
I saw ur leggings in tht one pic and got a headache, then I saw ur face and threw up! If I keep looking at ur pic I can reach my ideal supermodel weight!
Oof
Make you cry? Have you looked in the mirror recently? I cried with the time I wasted scrolling through your 3 photos. Also, did you decide your hair and eye shadow on purpose or lose a bet?
Strawberry Shortcake is out of rehab and stopped taking the crazy pills
You look like a Troll doll off their meds
Even the therapist is sick of the sight of you
weird barbie in the flesh.
Over 40 and looks it….
Looks like you have been already
You look like youre 12 going on 75 and neither of those are good.
You look like a who from CrackWhoreville
The psychiatric ward needs to do a better job with their security and not let you loose running amok there in their facility.
This like some 50+ millennial who got here through time portal accident.
Super cute but I can smell your BPD. Old coffee grinds, cigarette butts and hello kitty body spray, with a hint of cat urine and hamster poop.
What can anyone here say that your father hasn't?
If meth was a person.
It’s always so funny to me when I see 60 year old women pretending that they are 16.
No need to make silly faces. Your face is already silly as is.
You look like you've overdosed on abortions
That was nice of the psych ward to allow you a camera and internet access.
Guurrrrl eat some mf collard greens to some ass on that skeleton
"Bored at the psych unit. Boyfriend/dealer that sometimes lets me fuck him for a dime bag, just dropped off some meth. Got all prettied up!"
That's what you should have captioned these. God knows you posted them somewhere else with something scarily similar to that. Although, even without the caption, that's what everyone sees when they look at these pictures, anyways.
Look like you smoke meth in a subaru
You look like a rejected Muppet who raided a Hot Topic dumpster, got lost in a craft store, then tried to cosplay as a 2003 emo kid who just discovered energy drinks and existential dread; that radioactive cotton-candy hair is screaming “I dye because I cry,” those checkered pants with fringe boots are a war crime against fashion, the tie-dye sweatshirt is proof you lost a bet with a toddler, and the giant headphones are the only thing keeping your head from exploding from sheer embarrassment; congrats on turning “roast me” into the most honest cry for help ever written on a notepad, because the universe has been slow cooking your entire existence since the day you thought this outfit was a personality.
If you're not going to do the bare minimum, what makes you think anyone cares enough to roast you.
Have fun in your community college drug and alcohol counselor course.
Kids, this why you should never smoke meth
Make you cry? That sounds like a job for a mirror.
This roast won't bring your kids back
Straight outta whoville 😭
Cancer Top
This is the face of a 40 year old only child that still lives with her parents and has a massive amount of unpaid student loan debt because she has an useless art degree.
She's asking us to make her cry because she became desensitized to her depression and trauma. She needs something stronger
If an Etch-a-sketch and Carrot Top had a Benjamin Button style gender fluid baby it would be you
You look like someone put a drag queen in a microwave
How hard is it to hide from your "ADHD" groups that you're only twitchy because you're a crack whore?
You are the Public Service Announcement for “Never put your dick in crazy!”
You did your hair and make up like that and made that same goofy smile and wide eyes once way back in high school and someone said "youre cute in that pic!" And you've just been rolling with it ever since.
Straight outta lazy town
You look equally crazy in all 3 pics.
Prototype for "Crack Whore Krissy," a Muppet concept that never got board approval.
When you’re 46 but think you’re still 20’s cute.
Cindy Lou Who goes to rehab
Cindy Lou Who goes to rehab
Do you miss being a guy?
Why are you unhappy? Shouldn't you still be getting a ton of royalties from your smash hit "smack my bitch up"?
You look like you're wearing someone else's face and it doesn't quite fit.
It's Miss Frizzle in a group home.
I wager you've screwed things up enough to guarantee you'll cry yourself to sleep every night with no assistance from us.
What time is your race with King Candy?
Looks like an alternate ending to Freaky Friday where they couldn’t fix it.
You look like you live in the sewer and give paper boats back to children.
Cyndi Larper
You look hella familiar to me
Raddish Top
You look like you live off of gas station drugs.
I imagine when you masturbate it sounds like when you open a paper bag, the sound when you put your hand inside to open it
You look like people always give you an extra seat of space on the bus.
Did a 82 Porsche 928 die to make those leggings?
2025 Gen x version Bride of Chucky .. looking like 39 trying to look 29..... But honestly you're good looking get rid of that crazy color LOL it's cuz you like it it doesn't have to be your whole personality like it's just a day in kindergarten
Oh damn Cyndi Lou who all grown up!
(But fr though why’re you 35ish and dressing like you’re 13?)
Seems like you already cry a lot.
You look like you are making that face because you are trying to hide the fact that you are pushing 50. But deep down you know that it really isn't fooling anyone. And you'll spend the night curled up with your wine because you also know it's the only thing that's ever been there for you.
A turnip with features.
You look like your art degree AND your onlyfans didn't work out.
We get it you’re quirky…. But also most people choose not to look like this because it looks ridiculous
You look like miranda sings turned woke
Why are you yellow?
Your therapist must be a rich man.
You look like if Ms. Frizzle went to a rave
80’s bootlegged actress Punky Busted
I always wondered who “Molly” really was…
You making me fucking cry delete this shit
You look like a muppet from fraggle rock who discovered drugs.
They let you have sharp things in your rubber room
Looks like you got dressed just for this post.
Won first place in applying a condom to a penis using her mouth only.
Your either a ugly man in drag, or a normal but very ugly regular woman.
What are you the crackhead from Whoville?
13 going on 80
You look like a extra on the grinch
Let me guess, “I’m not like other girls 🤪” is your primary personality trait.
The 80s called you left the coke in the Time Machine but you forgot to hit pause and sure shit man time caught up with you yikes you look about as nimble as a busted ass football that got fucked by a monkey 14 time over. Please don’t do drugs kids.
Looks like a strict teacher
Kristen wig but not funny or talented
You don’t need us… just grab a mirror.
You look like the Barbie that’s had its hair brushed too aggressively
Wow I didn't know Carrot Top transitioned!
I can't 😭