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Shut-in nerd who is just kinda wasting away their life. People IRL are too polite to say things to your face. Just need a dash of reality on how I am perceived.

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You look like your feminine and your masculine side are both working up the courage to ask each other on a date.

Displaying that forearm mole does help distract from your penis

This looks like it was put together with whatever parts were left over.

You look like you get turned down for romantic relationships by make believe anime characters.

...are you seriously telling me you weren't bullied enough?

It took you 30 years to realize you’d fail to pass as a female?

Mole

You look like Shaggy and Scooby-doo at the same time.

You are legitimately too masculine to pass as female, and too feminine to pass as male, yet you are not androgynous at all.

I finally understand the pronoun they/them.

It’s rare you see a senior citizen mid-transition.

Your mom should have said yes to anal

80s mom?

Computer nerd virgin?

Guy who gets bullied by 13 year olds outside the local store until he buys them beer?

I have no idea what is going on here. But bravo. You are the “Master of Disguise”

Now dress as a turtle.

Your mirror hates it's job.

Congrats on your detransition!

You look like a yeast infection that wished to be a librarian.

OP forgot to mention gender. We don't want to assume and offend the other gender.

You look like if tofu took on human form. Just bland, boring, and there for some reason.

Weird Al Yankathome

Half of US politics is centered around the logistics of where this person should be legally allowed to pee.

Amish lass who decided “anime and gaming alone” would be her personal rumspringa. You naughty girl!

You look like the type to be bullied while homeschooled.

Skrilln’t

10 years on Reddit, 19 Karma, and you’ve only verified your email. That’s more action than you’ll get before you hit 40

You’ve turned into a girl, and now you’re slowly turning black.

Go lose your virginity (not asking for me at all)

I don't mean to alarm you but there's a leech on your left forearm.

Let me guess, you're the quiet artsy type, single, you've only had 1 "boyfriend", and your father is worried about you.

Dam, you drag your arm in soy sauce?

You eat your ramen your mom made you with hello Kitty chopsticks vibe.

Pro-nouns - w/tf

I thought you got shot in Butler, PA

You look like you could crash every AI in the world if we asked it which way you were transitioning.

How many holes do you have down there mista? Can we call you mista?

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Shut up Meg

Clearly you identify as a ‘they/them,’ as in neither they nor them want you.

are you male or female? no one knows

Congratulations on the Estrogen, PirateSoftware!

Ur still mad ur tits arent as big as the love hashira

It’s not politeness that keeps people from saying things to your face, it’s pity.

You don’t have pronouns; you have con-nouns.

I saw a picture of once. You were standing outside of your farmhouse with a pitchfork, next to your wife

I need to know if you're a boy or girl? I wanna use the right slur

I get it, you worked at blizzard.

what gender?

FYI, people are just fucking with you in jest, hence the “roast”. This may not be the dash of reality you are looking for.

That said, you definitely got some pronouns on you.

I’ve seen prettier chicken farmers than this.

Powerman 5000...."when nerds collide" (sexually)

Not today, Chad…. not today

Bro I actually can't tell if your a guy or a girl

Unisex

alex jones was right about the frogs water

Eyes don’t lie. Those are some empty fucking pits you have.

Please rethink this man

Straight girls didn’t want him, so he’s trying out for the lesbians. Not going so well, is it?

This right here is what's wrong with America!

Do you wipe your ass with your left forearm??? At least clean it off when you’re done

Gender: yes

I think your feminine, and masculine side are fighting for the other to take over.

You look like Pirate Software if, instead of an ego, he had crippling mommy issues.

You look like the type of person who corrects everyone on your pronouns and even after that people still are thinking wtf was that?

Dear God, don’t let there be an OF link

Poop arm

Dude. 

You shouldn’t be doing this to yourself sir.

Sup, dude?

I don’t know what gender you are ?

Doing my best to only look at the shirt

The guys are having beer. The girls are drinking wine. What would you like?

Did you say mixed drink?!

Is your zipper squeezing the life outta your balls or is that supposed to be a camel toe?

Chef boyorgirl

At least your nuts kinda look like a camel toe

You’re that real girl

How are you not getting enough bullying in your normal life?

You are most definitely someone who's obsessed with Hatsune Miku.

You have a statue of her that you put in the "cum jar" and you're one of those basement dwellers who do nothing but play as Hatsune Miku in Fortnite 18 hours a day making everyone else in the game miserable because you're unemployed.

Life is boring? Go figure.

Either dude looks like a lady or lady looks like a dude. Idk

Well at least you are ready to take the bullying like a man

Pre-op Josh Hutcherson

Non binary final boss

Hello? Can anyone else tell if it's a man or a woman?

Hey Jay, where did Silent Bob go?

You look like you wanted to gender swap but gave up half way and stayed as Frankenstein.

Your picture confuses me more than your sexuality confuses you

Not the worst transition I’ve seen…

You got your mother in a whirl cause she's not sure if you're a boy or a girl.

Cool shirt bro.

What are your pro-nouns???

You look like a child and a child predator at the same time.

You look like she/it

I can’t even tell if you’re a man or a woman?

MtF or FtM?

The print on your shirt is the closest you'll ever come to making contact with a girl

Schroedinger’s gender

Another, THING, wearing an anime shirt… surprise!!

Well I'll give you credit. The peen is well tucked

Congratulations on beginning your transition into a non-binary sasquatch

Sad thing is they peaked in high school

You look like you get scammed by Nigerians pretending to be someone that’s interested in you because you are desperate due to your off putting appearance. I think you are female due to the lack of facial hair but really am not sure. I think you are like the .01% that actually can pull off a they them. Because idk your gender.

How many times have you met Chris Hansen?

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