Omg. I was going to ask if he just got neutered and had a clamp on his ween. I swear, I had to zoom in! I never laughed so hard, because I truly thought it was some odd medical device!
Edit:seriously, don’t focus on it…just stare at the bun’s face, and in your peripheral vision it’ll look like a nut and bolt or screw, or wing nut or SOMETHING attached to his peepee
Goomb evening from our temporary newsroom inside a hollowed out Pumpkin, I’m your anchor Colin Cleansse bringing you the year end news.
Tonight, Bunnville Mayo Pongrieg has been assaulted most viciously.
Images are circulating showing the Mayo angled on his back as an unknown assailant attempted to steal his pawsies and peets. The Mayo appeared quite shaken and confused though some have stated that is how he normally looks. The assault exposed the Mayo’s unacceptable protection detail as well as his enormous bort which has been censored by the Sheriff’s Department. A spokesbun for the Public Affairs Ossif of the Sheriff’s Department said, “We had to censor it because it looks like the event horizon of a black hole. Staring at it draws you in until you disappear in it completely.”
Proctologists, Physicists, and municipal sewage experts have viewed the images and agreed on several things: first, they would like meatball sandwiches with chips for lunch; second, do not come close to the borthole event horizon; third, a colonoscopy is in order; fourth, Bunnville needs a bigger sewer system based on the potential of that bort; and fifth, the Mayo should wear undergarments.
For his part, the Mayo released a statement agreeing with a lot of the expert statements, “I, too, would like a meatball sandwich for lunch. But make mine Clementines. Also, I vehemently disagree that my bort was censored. At no point was there any smelly burning sticks near any part of me. Any such claims are utterly false, defamatory, and subject to legal suits which are currently fifty percent off at the local tailor shop.”
The Sheriff’s Department has also launched an investigation to determine who would viciously attack the Mayo. They have begun the interviews with several individuals including müther who has remained mum. The Sheriff’s Department has also brought in the famous and internationally renowned Consulting Detective Furlock Holmes to assist. In their one and only statement, Detective Holmes said, “I have reviewed the case file and images of Mayo Polgig on his back with his bort fully exposed to the world. I vow to get to the bottom of this caper, no ifs, ands, or butts.”
In other news, it was announced that Bunnville will not be sending over a team to the Olympics for the newly created sport of Hide and Seek. In its announcement, the Bunnville Olympic Committee and Falafel Restaurant stated, “After a thorough and exhaustive search for participants, we have made the difficult decision to not send a delegation of athletes to compete specifically in the newly created Hide and Seek Olympic competition. Unfortunately, we have discovered that for this Hide and Seek event, good athletes are hard to find.”
That concludes this BNN News update. Tune in later for our original BNN movie about the polyamorous romance between a bodybuilder, a comedian, and a baker, in “Lift, Laugh, Loaf”.
Muther had remained mum 😂👏👏 excellent, as always! Thanks for bringing a laugh to the year end! I will forever cherish Mayo pongeses event horizon bort hole.
Having seen this, I am now assured that I can go into the New Year on a happy note. My thanks to the illustrious Mayo Pandgideridoo and the entire Alpine Fluffle (have the others any premonition of what may lie in store for their own appendages?).
i started putting my bunnies on a high flat surface like the table or counter on a small towel or place mat and keeping their hind legs on the surface, lifting their front feet up in my hand and pressing their back against my chest. it’s so much less stressful for the buns❤️
I tried doing that with Porridge but he just manages to slip right through my hands when his hinds are on any surface, his smooth, velvety fur doesn’t make it any easier to keep a hold of him D: The other ones I trim with all their feets on the ground :)
that’s fair! my little bun won’t let me trim her dewclaws without nipping me so i have to hold her like a baby and have someone else clip them for me. otherwise she gets to sit normal 😂 some buns are so difficult
That censorship has me dead. I can't. 10/10
what is that? cub with a roomba on his head?
It's a police hat 🤣
bun law enforcement reporting for duty 🚨🐰
The only law enforcement I respect and trust! 🫡🐰🐇
ACAB except for Cub and only Cub.
All Cops Are Bunnies? Hate to break it to you but Cub is a bunny.
All Cubs Are Bunnies
Should have been a pink beret!
Totally looks like a rabbit face, LMAO wearing something on its head. Had me rolling.
It made me zoom in more because I was like huh what is that.
I actually thought OP somehow put their bunny in a chastity cage at first.
bro
SAME AHDGHSISJFIDKZM
Right?! It looks like two fluffy cat bollocks!
FREEZE! You’re under bunrest! I sentence you to a full night in the cage with only hay and water
I thought they put nuts on their rabbit to hide their nuts
I literally thought it was rabbit nuts with a gear icon or something over it. Until I saw your post and realized it's a rabbit face.
Honestly, I just thought his nuts were coloured that way and had like a piece of electrical tape or something stuck to them until I read this comment.
The police bunny being used to censor their junk made me laugh so hard. I had to explain to my friend why I'm giggling so much 😅
I couldn't tell that it was a bunny censoring and thought the bunny had poop matt stuck around it's 🍆
I'll need to look again right now because all I'm seeing was a poop ring
That is not “the police bunny” that is sheriff Cub and you will respect their curiosity!
I mean authority.
Omg. I was going to ask if he just got neutered and had a clamp on his ween. I swear, I had to zoom in! I never laughed so hard, because I truly thought it was some odd medical device!
Edit:seriously, don’t focus on it…just stare at the bun’s face, and in your peripheral vision it’ll look like a nut and bolt or screw, or wing nut or SOMETHING attached to his peepee
Save me hooms!
Great job! I feel like I can't do it without a second adult human; I'm in awe. (Way to go, bunny!)
The modesty sheriff Cub face, I can't. Free Porridge!
I thought the lil cheeks on the mini censorship bun were balls. So confusing looool
BREAKING NEWS INTRO
THIS IS A BNN BREAKING NEWS REPORT
Goomb evening from our temporary newsroom inside a hollowed out Pumpkin, I’m your anchor Colin Cleansse bringing you the year end news.
Tonight, Bunnville Mayo Pongrieg has been assaulted most viciously.
Images are circulating showing the Mayo angled on his back as an unknown assailant attempted to steal his pawsies and peets. The Mayo appeared quite shaken and confused though some have stated that is how he normally looks. The assault exposed the Mayo’s unacceptable protection detail as well as his enormous bort which has been censored by the Sheriff’s Department. A spokesbun for the Public Affairs Ossif of the Sheriff’s Department said, “We had to censor it because it looks like the event horizon of a black hole. Staring at it draws you in until you disappear in it completely.”
Proctologists, Physicists, and municipal sewage experts have viewed the images and agreed on several things: first, they would like meatball sandwiches with chips for lunch; second, do not come close to the borthole event horizon; third, a colonoscopy is in order; fourth, Bunnville needs a bigger sewer system based on the potential of that bort; and fifth, the Mayo should wear undergarments.
For his part, the Mayo released a statement agreeing with a lot of the expert statements, “I, too, would like a meatball sandwich for lunch. But make mine Clementines. Also, I vehemently disagree that my bort was censored. At no point was there any smelly burning sticks near any part of me. Any such claims are utterly false, defamatory, and subject to legal suits which are currently fifty percent off at the local tailor shop.”
The Sheriff’s Department has also launched an investigation to determine who would viciously attack the Mayo. They have begun the interviews with several individuals including müther who has remained mum. The Sheriff’s Department has also brought in the famous and internationally renowned Consulting Detective Furlock Holmes to assist. In their one and only statement, Detective Holmes said, “I have reviewed the case file and images of Mayo Polgig on his back with his bort fully exposed to the world. I vow to get to the bottom of this caper, no ifs, ands, or butts.”
In other news, it was announced that Bunnville will not be sending over a team to the Olympics for the newly created sport of Hide and Seek. In its announcement, the Bunnville Olympic Committee and Falafel Restaurant stated, “After a thorough and exhaustive search for participants, we have made the difficult decision to not send a delegation of athletes to compete specifically in the newly created Hide and Seek Olympic competition. Unfortunately, we have discovered that for this Hide and Seek event, good athletes are hard to find.”
That concludes this BNN News update. Tune in later for our original BNN movie about the polyamorous romance between a bodybuilder, a comedian, and a baker, in “Lift, Laugh, Loaf”.
🔥 incredible writing
Muther had remained mum 😂👏👏 excellent, as always! Thanks for bringing a laugh to the year end! I will forever cherish Mayo pongeses event horizon bort hole.
I’m not reading this
😂🤣😂
Having seen this, I am now assured that I can go into the New Year on a happy note. My thanks to the illustrious Mayo Pandgideridoo and the entire Alpine Fluffle (have the others any premonition of what may lie in store for their own appendages?).
Happy 2026! 🥳🎉
Yes happy 2026 to thr fluffle crew and muther!
I see porgy, I upvote. No further questions your honor
OMG the bunny police!
The butthole censor is killing me 😂
*borthole please
Officer NoNo has me 💀🤣🤣🤣
I thought you installed a valve. Took me way too long to realize it was officer buns 🥀
I ALSO THOUGHT IT WAS A VALVE. I literally didn't even realize it was a censor until I read the comments. What does that say about us? XD
Omg that face lmao
I see we’re bringing those advanced interrogation tactics…
“Tell me who chewed the sofa or the toenail gets it!”
I need to learn how to do this. I cant afford going to the vet to trim for TWO buns
Just a lot of low sugar treats and positive reinforcement. And also patience. And luck?
Oh no, poor Plonjij. I hope he was given lots of treats after this, and not something mean like being beaten with a cucumber...
My mind is fried, I thought it was a bunny cage...
Absolute betrayal
The betrayal in those eyes is real.
The lady at the rescue did our rabbit by herself in front of my very eyes. It takes 3 of us to do it.
You're magic.
This is art
Someone heeelllp!
Best censor. Dying over here!!
i started putting my bunnies on a high flat surface like the table or counter on a small towel or place mat and keeping their hind legs on the surface, lifting their front feet up in my hand and pressing their back against my chest. it’s so much less stressful for the buns❤️
I tried doing that with Porridge but he just manages to slip right through my hands when his hinds are on any surface, his smooth, velvety fur doesn’t make it any easier to keep a hold of him D: The other ones I trim with all their feets on the ground :)
that’s fair! my little bun won’t let me trim her dewclaws without nipping me so i have to hold her like a baby and have someone else clip them for me. otherwise she gets to sit normal 😂 some buns are so difficult
also porridge is such a cute name
The indignant expression as if “you have the audacity to do this to me?!?!?” ROFL
Haven't seen an Officer Balls meme in quite a while.
Glad he's back.
At first I thought the torture was a little bunny ball vice! Scared me for a half second lol
The indignity!!
I thought the cheeks were nuts.
I am blind and read "the turtle" and was really confused for a second. Maybe its a post about the parabole?🤣
How dare you mutilate the Ponge
I was so confused till I zoomed in
Sigh. I’m grooming my buns in the morning. It’s gonna look a lot like this x2
we needed this
When censorship becomes the thing you want censored.
Is it safe to put them like that to trim their nails? It's such a huge pain for me to trim my baby.
When censorship goes wrong and at first glance looks like a brutal chastity device, oooof.
My blind ass thought you clipped his balls 😭
Did anyone else have a moment when they thought this was a graphic birth image before the penny dropped? 🤣
The censored omg I lost it lol
PONGUS D:
I was like wth is wrong with his carrot zoomed in and am like lmao Judy Hops!?
betraayal 🤣
Why you censor his borthole?
That's a dangerous position for a bunny, called Tonic immobility (or trancing). Please don't put them on the back.
Don’t worry, Porridge is still upright, this isn’t trancing