Two army veterans attempted to turn themselves in, claiming to be Antifa Field Commanders, at FBI Headquarters.
  • 984 points SpokaneSmash

    Field commander of a supposed terrorist organization? I sleep.

    Filming in a public lobby? Real shit!

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  • 2871 points bagofpork

    Lol "Antifa Field Commander" is actually fucking hilarious.

    Also, what's happening?

    Edit:

    I'd like to make it very clear that I fully support what these guys are doing.

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    701 points Kenichero

    I think this is the next protest idea. Gather up a ton of people, organized by No Kings, to line up outside federal law enforcement buildings to turn themselves in as Antifa members. Hell, you could even LARP for fun. "I am High Lord Knight Kenichero of the Midwest chapter of the BLM sub-chapter of Antifa, junior grade. I am here to surrender."

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    176 points justfortherofls

    I’m a level Seven Lotus Lizard.

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    89 points Far-Squash7949

    “I’m the fucking lizard king”

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    28 points Ass_Blank

    I am the walrus.

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    15 points fazlez1

    "By the way which one is Pink?"

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    3 points jpop19

    Oh thank God, soft penis debutante is still up for grabs then?

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    1 points bagofpork

    "I'm the fucking glizzard king"

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    10 points youmightwanttosit

    Is that a cookie?

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    8 points patchgrabber

    Grand Poobah if you will.

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    3 points hzdoublekut

    You sure you’re not in a cult?

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    2 points justfortherofls

    By asking if I’m I cult you now owe me 2,000 Energon Cubes.

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    22 points Exes_And_Excess

    If KKK dorks get to call themselves wizards and dragons, I don't see why not lol.

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    10 points vyze

    I read this in the voice of Cornholio and can't stop laughing

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    8 points slight_accent

    Really lean into it. People with "get your sorus bucks here", "antifa field agent", "antifa sleeper cell member", "I'm a senior member of antifa but all I got was this t-shirt". There's endless opportunities. And it'd be especially ironic if no two are alike to show that antifa is not at all an organised group.

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    1 points SomeDaysareStones

    I am Spartacus! 

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    618 points Infinite_Expert9777

    it’s illegal in the US to be against fascism

    only technically though, as you can see the police don’t give a shit (thankfully)

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    167 points quizbowler_1

    The police are a key part of the fascism

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    63 points Infinite_Expert9777

    they are, acab

    but this video shows that just being against fascism isn’t enough to get you thrown in jail (yet) despite how the government want it to be so

    i imagine one memo will change it though

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    8 points humminawhatwhat

    They don’t have enough room in the jails and prisons to process us all at once. They’re just gonna take our jobs and healthcare to reduce the numbers and weaken the resolve. Never back down. Arm yourself to the teeth.

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    10 points quizbowler_1

    It won't take much.

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    -2 points Top-Signal-8566

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    4 points Subtle_Tact

    Wasn’t expecting star citizen here

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    -84 points bagofpork

    Removing this comment as it draws attention away from the message.

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    48 points CorleoneBaloney

    Days ago, the FBI testified in front of the House Committee that Antifa is a terrorist organization but when asked about the structure, number of people, headquarters, bases of operation, the FBI answered “We are building out the infrastructure right now."

    Their response is met with criticism from Rep. Bennie Thompson saying, “Sir, I just want you to tell us if you said antifa is the No. 1 domestic terrorist organization operating in the United States, I just need to know where they are… how many people have you identified with the FBI that antifa is made of."

    Source: https://thehill.com/policy/national-security/5644411-fbi-antifa-domestic-terror-group-hearing/

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    5 points azalago

    The FBI is literally a fucking joke. It just exists as a spineless, brainless mouthpiece for Trump ideology. It isn't functioning as the FBI at all.

    Example: In the case of the murder of 18-year-old Anna Kepneron a Carnival cruise ship, the FBI is "involved" but has never made any statements about the investigation. All updates to the investigation have been given by the family, including that her younger stepbrother is the main suspect. There was a huge info dump from a recent custody hearing in November. The FBI still hasn't said anything.

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    30 points Infinite_Expert9777

    i get it, but people who would say shit like “crazy libs” are already so brainwashed that they’re not interested in hearing or understanding anything outside of their deluded echo chamber so trying to do things they’d understand or relate to is pointless as they only believe what they’re told by authority or their leaders

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    -33 points bagofpork

    Removing this comment as it draws attention away from the message.

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    -5 points yourbuttmystuff44

    Yeah I don't understand the downvotes lol

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    -12 points bagofpork

    I mean, it's an emotional topic. I think people get a little trigger happy?

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    15 points JustFun4Uss

    Like it or not these people put themselves inside the FBI building at great risk. They dont need laws to arrest someone and dissappear them especially after claiming a "leadership" role in a (imaginary) terrorist organization. The patriot act could have disappeared then without due process for a long time. No matter how they seem act these dudes are brave. So disparaging words about them as "crazy looking" is off putting IMO. They are there to prove a point that its all smoke and mirrors.

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    7 points bagofpork

    I mean, I agree entirely with everything you're saying.

    My only concern is that the message will be dismissed by those who need to hear it most.

    Either way, I edited my comments.

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    4 points JustFun4Uss

    To be frank no one is listening to anyone else not in their own echo chambers any more. The only thing people on the other side are responding to is when the government hurts them directly. The farmers say fuck the immigrants until ICE comes for their farm workers, poor Appalachian people say fuck government handouts until the government takes away SNAP.

    Nothing we do or say wil change their minds. So the people who need to see it is really our side. Our side needs to be the ones pushing back on our government like these guys, no matter how much the other side needs to see it. Our side needs it more. Bring drums and whistles to protest isnt doing it. We need more people willing to risk it all (in a peaceful way of course, i wouldnt want reddit admins to get the wrong idea of my words) like these to amazing men did.

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    85 points Glittering-Regret196

    America is embarrassing itself daily. It used to be a respected country but now is either hated or mocked by everyone, there is no respect left. People seem like they are starting to get upset about it. Im a non american though, I can only tell you how im seeing the projected image of america.

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    23 points Worldgoesround32

    CEO of Palantir Alex “I’m on serious drugs” Karp literally has highest National Security clearance outside of Trump few others. Of course the entire world is eating popcorn watching the demise of the US. It’s going to get much worse and everyone can watch

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    21 points bagofpork

    I'm an American. I agree.

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    7 points jlw971

    I can tell you that a majority of us are horrified daily, until we become numb.

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    1 points LarryLegend1836

    Majority?

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    11 points Hades_Mercedes

    Nah it did not used to be respected. It used to be appeased, like you appease a Karen that throws a fit in a fucking McDonalds.

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    6 points Rokkit_man

    Word

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    0 points Glittering-Regret196

    You right

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    14 points Eaglearse

    🫡 AFC

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    21 points bagofpork

    Do you remember when the US government used to be Antifa? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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    5 points Eaglearse

    I dont i'm from Finnland

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    6 points bagofpork

    I was referring primarily to World War II.

    Finland joined in on the fun, as well.

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    19 points Mcboatface3sghost

    Do have any idea what it’s takes to get to Antifa Field Commander? No? Well, me neither.

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    14 points Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

    Hard work and sweat.

    Their uniform is a frog costume and it gets hot in there!

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    4 points Mcboatface3sghost

    Especially when the goons put pepper spray in the air outlet by your ass.

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    11 points HawkeyeByMarriage

    They see me trolling

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    6 points Ritaredditonce

    I fucking love these guys.

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  • 947 points TallAsMountains

    it’s true i saw them at the weekly meetings

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    162 points BigRoach

    They were there orchestrating Jan 6 and they were in the closet making babies and one of the babies looked at me.

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    18 points reddituseronebillion

    I used to have an mp3 of 100 Ralph Wiggun quotes. This one is a gem.

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    14 points TallAsMountains

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    2 points auditormusic

    And now I’m a gay!

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    7 points yaosio

    I saw them on ANTIFA Island while fixing ANTIFA Commander's rocket chair.

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    12 points FS_Slacker

    Naw fuck these dudes…they were always using up other people’s creamer without asking. And let’s not even get into not parking in their assigned spots.

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  • 517 points bdtv75702

    Had me chortle in the airport with the Kash Patel’s drug dealer line.

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    49 points EmperorPickle

    I also had an airport chortle to this video. You have any snow delays?

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    12 points bdtv75702

    I tried to fly out yesterday and the. Flight was delayed 8 hours. Cut my losses and tried again today. Now I’m on the plane 30k altitude typing this!

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    2 points EmperorPickle

    I am envious.

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  • 369 points derkuhlshrank

    Hell yeah that ending!

    Cringed when he said the FBI uses to stand for something, and then the Fred Hampton call-out!

    Hometown hero, such a shame they didn't teach us about him, and I grew up around Chicago. I had to go to College and argue with Communists to even discover he existed 🤣

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    47 points JustChillDudeItsGood

    I’m 37 and this is the first time I heard the name!

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    34 points jamoe1

    Watch Judas and the Black Messiah today. Read Unity and struggle.

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    19 points Jared8987

    He's worth looking into

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    2 points Bahamutj

    I learned about him from Rage Against the Machines Down Rodeo

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  • 43 points Burning___Earth

    It's really messed up that they classified antifa as terrorists right after I paid my non-refundable dues for 2026 😭

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    9 points slight_accent

    I can't believe the membership fee went up from zero to zero this year. Inflation ruins everything.

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    5 points HalfSoul30

    Didn't even get a cost of living raise on my protest checks. Still zero.

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  • 46 points Scrambled_Meat

    Stolen valor, didn't see a single skateboard.

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  • 150 points howimetyourcakeshop

    This is some next level trolling.

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  • 22 points Arsalanred

    As CEO of Antifa I am appalled at my commanders actions.

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    1 points slight_accent

    As george soros' erect penis I am all for this.

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  • 83 points EngineeringSafe8367

    FUCK YOU NAZAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • 57 points Rdy2Wrk

    Head of the ANTIFA QRF that patrols the country had me rolling

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  • 46 points Chickachic-aaaaahhh

    They were marked leaders in the zoom chat.

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    14 points nnog

    I'm moderator of the discord server and I'm here to turn myself in. 🤲

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  • 9 points TaylorHamPorkRoll

    I love this for TJ Miller.

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  • 55 points Imaginary-Ad-8202

    What a bunch of losers. Field Commanders, my ass. We are under maritime law and I’m an admiral!

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    11 points Vagabond21

    I’m a general of memes in the western division

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  • 22 points Thee-Ol-Boozeroony

    “WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THERE!!”

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  • 8 points ryuut

    This has e3 energy all over it

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  • 47 points SnooDrawings4617

    This is amazing.

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  • 14 points CriticalBath2367

    I used to serve in Fireteam 6, 2nd Squad, 3rd Platoon, Delta Company, 11th Battalion, 22nd Brigade, 9th Division, V Corps, Special Antifa Service (SAS) detatchment, specialist in knitted weapons.....oh the stories i could tell....

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  • 6 points currentlystressedout

    I'm a Antifa cafeteria worker 😔 I stock the salad bar

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  • 12 points AHarmles

    Looks like a true American to me. 🤠

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  • 5 points good_vibes6

    Beautiful.

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  • 7 points GreenSpectre777

    The right to film as protected speech will be the last pillar to fall before our country does.

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  • 16 points bigvicproton

    I am Antifa.

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    10 points Give_to_get

    No, I’m antifa

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    3 points bigvicproton

    United we stand.

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    1 points Particular-Access223

    [ Removed by Reddit ]

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    2 points AirsickIowlander

    Shit, they caught this one.

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    1 points bigvicproton

    What did it say, more or less?

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  • 6 points Candid_Weakness_5875

    That was bold. I’m surprised they didn’t get tazed and beaten

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  • 12 points Vegetable_Blood5856

    Never forget Fred Hampton

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  • 15 points cheweychewchew

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    This is just so pathetic. How did Cosplay become an essential part of law enforcement? And the're not even dressing the part here!

    Worst President ever. Release the Epstein files.

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  • 4 points baked_sofaspud

    You know that scene in "the dark knight" where the detective has suspects of batman on the wall, this is what I imagine the FBI has for suspects of Antifa

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  • 6 points Deep_Caregiver_1475

    two of the most conservative looking men ive ever seen

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  • 9 points Dumpthechumpdotcom

    We will never divulge the location to our secret lair! MuHawHawHaw!

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  • 3 points Eaglearse

    Ok 😂

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  • 3 points EmbodiedUncleMother

    Why do I think he's hot?

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    3 points ashley-hazers

    Chang: 🗣️ Gay

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    1 points EmbodiedUncleMother

    😂

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  • 6 points apeocalypyic

    I AM ANTIFA

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  • 8 points jGor4Sure

    HEROES! Patriotic American Heroes doing it with intelligence and humor, 2 things the right wing lacks.

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  • 9 points Acrobatic-Towel-6488

    The worst timeline is when anti-facists are the “bad ones”

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    -2 points safaisbad

    I think they no longer truly stand for anti facism, it’s just a name now. Similar to those crazy Christian’s who protest the death of soldiers or go to gay people funerals and cause problems in the name of “Christian values” but when you look into their doctrine they are what they hate.

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    3 points Acrobatic-Towel-6488

    Yeah, no

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    2 points pop-funk

    which doctrine? I would love to know what I think that makes me not anti fascist

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    -1 points safaisbad

    Shutting down speech you disagree with, violent against people who don’t hold your ideological beliefs and worst of all is the dehumanisation of people who are on the fence.

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    3 points pop-funk

    cool i'm antifa, but I don't do any of that. Good luck though.

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    -2 points safaisbad

    Ah I’m glad to hear that, very common in Europe for the above to take place

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    3 points Dennis_enzo

    Nonsense.

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    0 points safaisbad

    Support of the murder of Charlie Kirk due to his view point, Jan 2021 police attacks, anti trump 2021 protest attacks in California, may 2024 police vehicle burnings in Oregon and the various attacks of preachers/protestors of the opposite side.

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    2 points Dennis_enzo

    What does that have to do with Europe?

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    0 points safaisbad

    Just Google them? It isn’t hard. Don’t be bad faith be honest

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  • 2 points AgentDeadPool

    😆

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  • 2 points JMDToaster

    I’m gonna do this myself see what they do to me

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  • 2 points Healthybear35

    Can't wait until this video is used by maga unironically to prove antifa is real.

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  • 2 points AirsickIowlander

    "The FBI used to stand for something! Oh, no it didn't, y'all murdered Fred Hampton. FUCK YOU NAZI!"

    Pure poetry.

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  • 2 points touristofthemind

    Right cause. Wrong tactic.

    The Antifa Field Commander is pretty funny. But harassing the gov worker bees (like me) doesn’t help any. They don’t make the decisions we’re pissed about.

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  • 7 points Key-Ad-5068

    It's kinda funny. Americans are finally seeing themselves like the rest of the world has been seeing them for decades.

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  • 3 points tarlastar

    You little beauty! Bless your heart for mentioning Fred Hampton. They've been killing thinkers for a while now. Be careful.

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  • 3 points DrBreatheInBreathOut

    Can we just be done calling ourselves all one country? Anytime would be a great time for a split..,

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  • 2 points MsFrankieD

    We need more of this energy.

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  • 1 points Ok_Story_1278

    Love this!

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  • 1 points Lather42L

    Cool hoodie

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  • 1 points duhCrawlingChaos

    So this is what Red Green is doing nowadays.

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  • 1 points gon2fast

    Free yourself from sides and the truth is easy to see.

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  • 1 points paranoid_reptiloid

    I am Spartacus!

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  • 1 points SgtCrayon

    Why do Americans insist on prnouncing it "aun-tee-fah" Its is clearly Anti-Facisim, therefore "Anti-Fa"

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  • 1 points xLawless-

    this wouldn't fly at the CIA...

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  • 1 points bang_bang_moneytree

    Head of a terrorist organization waiting in the FBI lobby 🤣

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  • 1 points NkhukuWaMadzi

    Somebody needs to print up Antifa membership cards to flash at ICE agents when stopped!

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  • -1 points ChocalateShiraz

    A real question from a non American. Is the FBI Headquarters a public place? As far as I can tell, once you step inside a building, it’s no longer public.

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    15 points FrankRizzo319

    It seems like the lobby is public but they ain’t gonna let you roam around inside the building filming, etc. unless you have a badge or pass, etc.

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    5 points lycosa13

    In the US, anything paid for with government funding is considered "public" to a point. This can include schools, public universities, city halls, city parks, national parks, etc. For example, many high schools here have running tracks today the federal public can use after hours but you can't go into classrooms. You can walk around a university campus without being a student or an employee but you may not be able to go inside the buildings if you don't have access

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    9 points rnobgyn

    It’s a lobby anybody can access that’s owned by the American people. What’s not public about that?

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    -9 points ChocalateShiraz

    It's a building owned or rented by an institution or corporation that pays to occupy and maintain it.

    I'm not arguing or disputing your laws or implying that they're wrong or right. I'm just saying that, as a non-American, we also have freedom, but we can't walk into any building and claim it's public property. However, streets, parks, shopping malls, etc., are considered public spaces. We have areas where we can't record without consent, places like hospitals, doctors rooms, banks, police stations, government buildings, etc., because people have the right to privacy when they enter those institutions. We don't have a HIPAA law; we have the POPIA the Protection of Personal Information Act which covers all personal information, not just medical records. Like filming and posting someone in a gynecologist's waiting room, or vulnerable people in hospital waiting rooms, or someone reporting a crime in a police station lobby is violating their privacy. The act covers a whole lot of other things but it’s not relevant to this. Isn’t anyone entitled to some protection of their privacy or is all your personal information just a free for all. Scary stuff

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    12 points rnobgyn

    The FBI is the federal law enforcement office owned by the government which is wholly owned and operated by We, The People.

    Citizens and taxpayers own the building and the organization within it. It’s not a private lobby.

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  • 0 points meltie007

    haha

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  • -69 points [deleted]

    [deleted]

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    69 points Sebkovy

    did you watch the whole thing ? lmao they arent maga they're trolling the fbi and asking when are they gonna arrest hegseth and release epstein files etc..

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    32 points Sir_Lee_Rawkah

    How could people miss that

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    17 points howimetyourcakeshop

    By commenting within their attention span which is like half a second.

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    4 points Sir_Lee_Rawkah

    You’re being generous there

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    22 points mwilkens

    It looks to me like they are first amendment auditors based off there response to the no filming inside comment from the receptionist.

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    7 points rnobgyn

    Seems like they’re just protestors who know their rights. You should always stand up for your right to film.

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    7 points shoulda-known-better

    No they are showing the absurdity of pretending antifa is a terrorist group...

    If they were a dangerous group they wouldn't be walking around the building hassling people.... They would have been arrested... But they can't arrest them because they ha e absolutely ZERO reason to arrest anyone as antifa terrorists

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    11 points calculung

    Obvious? Did your watch the same video that I did?

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    1 points AtypicalSword

    lol, look up "Dawokefarmer" on instagram

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  • -5 points makebabiesillegal

    dude is so angry

    idk if he realizes how funny he is

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  • -19 points xt0rt

    Harassing lowly clerks really isn't the way to get anything accomplished. I support these guys, but this isn't it.

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    7 points eeyore134

    When they hide behind these people it's necessary.

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  • -74 points Comas_Sola_Mining_Co

    Seemed like they just wanted to be filmed, and didn't see any political point in continuing to make a statement about antifa, unless their buddy was allowed to film it for the internet

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    32 points El_mochilero

    Protests generally aren’t effective if they are secret.

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    -44 points Comas_Sola_Mining_Co

    It's not a protest. They disrupted a receptionist and then produced some content for their channels. Did the op video feel like a protest to you?

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    18 points shoulda-known-better

    I mean it proves the fbi is full of shit about antifa being a terrorist organization....

    I mean it's kinda crazy all our grandparents or great grandparents must be losing their minds in the afterlife that being anti fascist is being pushed as being a terrorist

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    -24 points Comas_Sola_Mining_Co

    Give the timestamp where you saw that proof

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    20 points shoulda-known-better

    The entire video was proof no agents came and arrested them... They continued to be on public property around d the fbi building talking to people going into work...

    Thats the proof....

    If those were isis members in the fbi building agents would have come down and at least talked to them to see if it's bullshit.... In this case they didn't need to do that because they already know it's not a real organization

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    2 points BuyByTheNumbers

    The proof is that if a Muslim man claimed he was part of a terrorist organization, he would be taken seriously. These people claiming to be antifa, i have no doubt are legitimately antifa supporters. Obviously there is no “antifa” organization with direct people in charge, and that is what they are hoping to bring to light to people like you. The orange man in charge has declared the idea of antifa as a terrorist organization. And now we have people who fit the picture exactly of “antifa” and they are ignored.. a Muslim man saying he is part of ISIS would be arrested no questions asked.

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    1 points flyinghighdoves

    Remember when Krisiti said they had caught the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa.

    Hmmmm.... nothing ever came of it...

    Maybe a different example...but these guys clearly tried to turn themselves in and the clerks didnt care...cause they all know its BS

    https://www.kgw.com/article/news/local/kristi-noem-slams-oregon-leaders-antifa-roundtable/283-ab19f7c2-bd43-4427-9624-494be1e7064c#:~:text=Noem%20also%20claimed%20federal%20agents,a%20statement%20about%20Noem's%20comment.

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    12 points rnobgyn

    They proved to the American people that the FBI doesn’t think Antifa are actually terrorists nor wanted for arrest. Aka the Trump admin is full of shit (again).

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    1 points Simeh

    You can say that about every protest in the modern era lmao.

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