What Naboobies do to a fella
  • 518 points Wolfie_wolf81

    https://preview.redd.it/ej5ea67p0o6g1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc956d39c620dddc143ecba616df9b01d7c1bf65

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    319 points stevethecow

    He was down due to a sneaky windows update on the pc he lives on

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    221 points Big_Bada_Boomz

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    63 points Tiranus58

    FUCK MICROSOFT!

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    28 points ITSMONKEY360

    why does he run on fucking windows

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    26 points Sig_TV

    Needed something to toss Windu out of

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    13 points Wolfie_wolf81

    😆

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    39 points stevethecow

    Because I don't want Linux on my laptop

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    31 points ITSMONKEY360

    fair but- oh you're just constantly running sheev on your laptop?

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    50 points stevethecow

    Yeah it's a bit silly but it's free so

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    14 points ITSMONKEY360

    fairs

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    4 points orthadoxtesla

    Any particular reason?

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    5 points stevethecow

    If I build the app on my desktop (Windows) I would have to consider compatibility with Linux to get it to run on the laptop. It's easier if both machines have the same operating system, and I need windows on my desktop for gaming. I am aware Linux gaming has come a long way, I have a steam deck, but it's not quite there yet.

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    3 points orthadoxtesla

    I guess that’s fair. I don’t play AAA multiplayer games much so I can play all of my games on Linux.

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    2 points Toerbitz

    90% of steam games are linux compatible no☝️🤓

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    1 points stevethecow

    Okay? I have 321 games in my library, that's 32 games I wouldn't be able to play. I have been considering switching though because of OS bloat, I get lag in CS.

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    1 points Toerbitz

    Probably not because the 10% are just malware

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  • 240 points TanSkywalker

    The clones were happy to help Padmé too. She is after all their Senator!

    https://preview.redd.it/xomjvgi83o6g1.jpeg?width=1340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f60db2cee1678c5dc0e922ce27be831cd058d27

    And Padmé knew Anakin will always come for her!

    Thrawn Alliances

    And in that same instant a new light flared out right in the middle of the first group of B1s. A blue light: tight, compact, brilliant.

    A lightsaber.

    Even as Padmé gasped in surprise the blade was in motion, slashing with dizzying speed through the patrol, turning the droids into scrap. It finished the last one, and closed down—

    And then the floodlights blazed back on, revealing a scene of sudden chaos erupting among the droids and people as the whole group converged on the site of the brief battle.

    Only the attacker—and the lightsaber—had vanished.

    Quickly, Padmé ducked back away from the window. With the Jedi intruder nowhere to be seen, the hunt would immediately turn every direction at once, and she didn’t dare risk someone spotting her.

    But even as she pressed herself against the wall, a sudden thrill of excitement rippled through her. There was only one Jedi she knew who had both the skill and the sheer audacity to pull off a stunt like that.

    Anakin was here.

    She really should stay hidden, she knew. But the temptation was too great. Once again, she eased an eye around the edge of the window. Was he hiding somewhere, or was he one of the two newcomers?

    He was. Despite still only seeing his back, and despite the fact he was in strange clothing, she could see now that that was indeed her husband.

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    124 points Alastor_culture_

    Of course you used THAT image

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    87 points Wolfie_wolf81

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    57 points Canadian_dalek

    She'd know that ass anywhere

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    21 points TanSkywalker

    Damn right she would!

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    25 points DeltaV-Mzero

    That’s the republic’s ass!

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    35 points StiffDoodleNoodle

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  • 115 points CommanderCody5501

    Technically it was for banking.

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    41 points Iron_Bob

    Banking DAT ASS

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  • 97 points JCraze26

    Tbf: She's not just his secret wife, she's also an important politician.

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    76 points Glacier005

    Also ... like ... the planet itself was essentially the galactic CHASE bank.

    Umm ... they kinda need that.

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  • 65 points Fit-Income-3296

    Also to control the entire banking system of the galaxy!!!!

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  • 46 points GameMusic

    are those some z95s

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    16 points TanSkywalker

    Yes

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    9 points GameMusic

    Which episode

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    14 points TanSkywalker

    607 Crisis at the Heart

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  • 81 points Alastor_culture_

    I’d fight a hundred million soldiers just to get that Nabussy

    https://preview.redd.it/3mmi0iew7o6g1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2d4231b531b93ad66ec48c065fa39173f535325

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    32 points whoooootfcares

    Ahem.

    "Nabooty"

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  • 18 points GryphonKingBros

    Main reason was that Palpatine was framing the Separatists to look like they were taking over the galactic economy to force the Republic to claim it themselves, but it's significantly funnier to think they sent an army of horny clones.

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  • 15 points Sabre_Killer_Queen

    Kinda funny as a meme but that vid was downright misleading with that title.

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  • 7 points ChainzawMan

    Vulture Droids are just peak Star Wars.

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  • 5 points Fallen_Walrus

    Imagine if Venezuela kidnapped Bernie Sanders for banking negotiations and people were surprised the military got involved

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  • 6 points morkalavin

    To be perfectly clear here: I would gladly burn down this world and every oneNatalie Portman points her finger at and I know that at least half the male population would follow me.

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  • 3 points Wolfie_wolf81

    sauce

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  • 3 points Easy_Appointment3328

    Commander Thorn died protecting the Naboobies.

    "For the Naboobies"

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  • 5 points Obvious_Mix8975

    I DON'T CARE THAT SHE'S ALMOST 30 YEARS OLDER THAN ME!!!

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    5 points Nightflight406

    You you, or are you saying it as Anakin. Because technically they'd be 5 or less years apart.

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    1 points Obvious_Mix8975

    I'm 15, Padme is 42 (irl)

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  • 2 points ArtichokeOk2180

    You had 1000s upon 1000s of songs to choose from, and you picked this one.

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  • 2 points TheFirstDecade

    gah, theysa tink dat hisen gunna bet mo' sexually appealin' than ussen natives?! Ol' Annie coulda dun da same if hesa was fightin' fo a gungan princess! /s

    Clownspeak aside, yeah i'd prolly do the same herculean task of invading a planet to free my loved ones as well. Bro was LOCKED IN for that military movement.

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  • 2 points successful_syndrome

    Any teenage boy trying to touch a boob again.

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    1 points drifters74

    Hahaha

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  • 2 points Efficient-Shirt-7132

    the chosen one has chosen to choose that one girl

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  • 2 points TeamUltimate-2475

    To be fair it's also a strategic coup of the entire galaxy's banking infrastructure.

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  • 2 points Shadowpatchkidd97

    Naboobies lmao

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  • 2 points Antoine_Geys

    People that haven't watched the show have no idea how good TCW is. Everything isn't great all the time but when it is, it's pretty much peak star wars.

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  • 1 points SpecialistPrior204

    anyone know the song name?

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    3 points drifters74

    Somewhere I Belong by Linkin Park, 2003

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    1 points SpecialistPrior204

    thank you

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  • 1 points drifters74

    Yes?

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  • 1 points The327thlegion

    I mean same

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  • 1 points AncientSith

    That Padmussy just hits different.

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    1 points Wolfie_wolf81

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  • 1 points SirRis42

    Did those pilots just Thatch Weave a Vulture Droid?

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  • 1 points [deleted]

    Look up Operation Paul Bunyan. Could be worse.

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  • 1 points torchAttendant

    The donk that launched a thousand starships...

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  • 1 points No_Worldliness_8194

    naboobies is fucking crazy dude

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  • 1 points pm_me_xenomorphs

    Naboobies is what the harkonnens would call them

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