I wonder if he's a cycle courier, I keep hearing people talk about "Christ on a bicycle!", which would be a valid reason as to why he's not sure when he will get there
But at least you know he will still deliver even if you live on an island in the middle of lake
You can at least expect a second coming, if you're not in for the first one.
But you may have to wait for a couple thousand years, but if you're lucky he will do a resurrection delivery after 3 days
Well you didn't expect a nailed on date, did you?
I wonder if he's a cycle courier, I keep hearing people talk about "Christ on a bicycle!", which would be a valid reason as to why he's not sure when he will get there
But at least you know he will still deliver even if you live on an island in the middle of lake
He would be working for deliveroo to feed the 5000
You'd order a burger and fries and he'd turn up with 5000 burgers and fries, and your coke has turned into a Calimocho
And then he heals your grandma and resurrects your dead pets just because he's a show off
The economy must be pretty rough when even carpenters are moonlighting as delivery drivers
You might have to wait for the package for the next couple of millennia...