Sauropod: https://preview.redd.it/3is584oi1s7g1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e535d4bf4f958ca8a27929d68b97e1b3933867be
I’m Mr. Hatzegopteryx! This is my show! I eat the baby! [Baby Devouring Noises] I ate the Baby! This is the End! I love you!
https://preview.redd.it/ksvbcrk8dt7g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=201b2531513aeeae9c479103c45da03ab9ac1bd5
If God didn’t want me to eat this baby, they why do I have these massive jaws and direct esophageal connection to my stomach?
That of course was the iconic and long running Mr. Hatzegopteryx show, which ran for 47 seasons and broke every record in television history, ultimately culminating in a national phenomenon now known as “Hatzeg Mania”.
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"When they said you will be preying on children I didn't mean like that" Attenbourgh, David - Prehistoric Planet
Tethyshadros: https://preview.redd.it/00lzsafkjs7g1.png?width=720&format=png&auto=webp&s=54aa06556a2bda5e54176435ef667322c61f01f7
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POV: You're a baby sauropod.
Sauropod:
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"Unaccompanied meal detected"
"I show you my dick. Respond."
I’m Mr. Hatzegopteryx! This is my show! I eat the baby!
[Baby Devouring Noises]
I ate the Baby! This is the End! I love you!
https://preview.redd.it/ksvbcrk8dt7g1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=201b2531513aeeae9c479103c45da03ab9ac1bd5
If God didn’t want me to eat this baby, they why do I have these massive jaws and direct esophageal connection to my stomach?
If it’s got meat, it’s fine to eat
*credits whiz by*
That of course was the iconic and long running Mr. Hatzegopteryx show, which ran for 47 seasons and broke every record in television history, ultimately culminating in a national phenomenon now known as “Hatzeg Mania”.
https://preview.redd.it/b0vsejfrms7g1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf78de8093ea6daa98d7d73633fe38c936735a9
Well, thanks for the meme Bro 😈😈
I, for one, welcome our new bat-giraffe overlords.
All hail the Azhdarchids!
PRAISE BE TO SPACE KING
PRAISE BE
TO YOU
PRAISE TO BE SPACE KING!
I sent you my cloaca text me back
You're a lost dinosaur kid.....
A baby dinosaur in the Cretaceous realizing why leaving Mommy‘s care was a bad idea.
My POV when my wife wakes me up after I forgot it was date night.
(I am in danger.)
Average night at Hațeg Island
Average dinosaur childhood
POV: you're just chilling on Hateg Island then it gets shady all of a sudden.
"When they said you will be preying on children I didn't mean like that"
Attenbourgh, David - Prehistoric Planet
"Showed you my pterasaur please repsond"
I am dead
Hatchling detected
When the dino nuggets hittin’ different
Death.
"When you're the King of the Sky... why would you ever look up?"
I imagine the sound from Metal Gear Solid when you get spotted.
Dark souls: YOU DIED
Some random sauropod: "I wonder how my kids are doing..."
"I showed you my cloaca! Pls send nudes!"
Pov: your a baby sauropod/small creature on hatzeg island
My guy, peak reference
This is an upskirt pic. A nonconsensual one judging by her expression.
QUACK!!!
Fucking Cliff Racers
you have contracted Blight
POV: you're about to die, but it looks REALLY funny
YOU GOT GAMES ON YO PHONE
Original Tweet
“Prepare to be pooped on”
Goodnight girl. I'll see you tomorrow!
Tethyshadros:
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Smash
Seasons greasons!
You got games on your phone???
"This is how i met your mother"
META KNIGHT
Sauropod baby:oh hell no
Adult sauropod;get away from my young!
"RELEASE MEEEEEEE!!! RELEASE MEEEEEEE!!!"
POV: You're an unguarded dinosaur juvenile in late cretaceous north america
The last thing a baby dinosaur sees after taking a stroll on the beach
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I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CONTACT YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR'S EXTENDED WARRANTY!
Couple goals💗💗
What you looking at?
Last Shadow
POV: You're time machine stopped working
average Zalmoxes experience
Pet pterasaur wants cuddles.
Pov: You didn't pray today
It was at this moment you fucked up
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POV: you’re a dinosaur hatchling
POV: il tuo ultimo giorno da Zalmoxes
Nom
WHAZZUP!!!
NACHO LIBRE
What the last Pringle sees.
If there’s a hole, there’s a goal.
me rushing at the pringles chip i dropped on the floor
What microwaved food sees the nanosecond the beep goes off
My Way plays in background
Pov she sais she is "A bit wild" in bed
'The last thing a baby dinosaur ever sees.'
Quetzalcoatlus decides you are snack.
You wouldn't mind if I add a caption to this right?. I got the software
Or at least the artist
death from above
The last thing you will ever see
Hey its Zach hadle
POV: you’re a baby Magyarosaurus.
me when I fucking GET you:
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