I’m sure he’ll get right on that between his golf outings and ballroom, David
  • 71 points GreasyUpperLip

    Why can't any of these people use commas correctly?

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    32 points Warthog_Orgy_Fart

    Or any punctuation, for that matter.

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    20 points here-i-am-now

    If they were smarter they’d realize they’re helping pedophiles

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    11 points LEEROY_MF_JENKINS

    They know they're helping pedophiles, but for them it's a small price to pay. They think they're temporary embarrassed would be millionaires, had it not been done Obama and Biden, and Trump is the one who is going to fix that and pay them back reparations. They voted for him three times and for them, they feel like that's the ticket that they bought at the beginning of the gold rush. Like they got on on the ground floor and soon it will be time for them to cash in. Only trump doesn't give a fuck about them and there is no actual payday.

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    6 points No-North6514

    Prereq to being a Trumper

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    1 points Hermanmeunsterchees

    He loves the poorly educated.

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    1 points The-Butt-Stuff

    Or basic grammar?

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    1 points CherryPickerKill

    Such terrible writing for someone who is a Surgical Technologist. I'm lowkey scared of getting surgery now.

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  • 45 points LeseMajeste_1037

    The only thing "director Kennedy" cares about is eating enough roadkill for his brainworm to stop spinning and vibrating in his head.

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    7 points MemorySufficient9549

    Lol, now I'm imagining Bobby Brainworm's head like a Mexican jumping bean!

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  • 28 points learngladly

    "Surgical technologist": scary to think anyone this stupid was allowed near a surgical operation, unless his "technology" was mopping the floor after a patient had been closed up and wheeled out, and the OR team had all left.

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    12 points CommercialYou6565

    Even then, I'd be leery of his abilities. "Wait, since when did we use disinfectant? I've been squirting the leftover IV fluids and smearing it around."

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    3 points BiggBooks70

    I wouldn't even trust him to do that.

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  • 21 points CoconutOilz4

    I legit get the predator smile skimminhg these... like full on glee at the stupidity and assumption that the president is gonna see their comment on trashbook and then work it into his policy

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  • 23 points COVID19Blues

    Dear Santa,

    I’ve been a good boy but I have a bad back.

    Please bring me weed.

    L’il David

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  • 20 points realBaronFletcher

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂 Your suffering makes them happier. It's like oxygen to them.

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  • 13 points NotHisRealName

    I live in WA. Legal weed is great, gotta tell you.

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  • 4 points Inevitable-Spite937

    Why do these ppl have to share their entire life history in a run-on, stream of consciousness, no punctuation drivel? I guess it's fun for us to read lol

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  • 3 points BiggBooks70

    That was painful to read. But the earnest request was touching. He's suffering from serious delusion and there's no cure for that.

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  • 1 points DependentDelivery155

    Apparently “prayers” don’t do shijit. 

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