A machine that straight up makes it!
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  • 46 points duckchukowski

    i'm already equipped with one of those

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    27 points Famous_Librarian_589

    Yeah but this one makes absolute straight and narrow loggers for days

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    24 points duckchukowski

    PERHAPS YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY SKILLS

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    12 points Famous_Librarian_589

    Lol fair... Let me know when you hit 36"

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    2 points ked_man

    Set me up over a conveyor and let’s see what can be accomplished.

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    2 points Mischievous_Redja

    I'm hoping that conveyor belt leads to your toilet, otherwise 😖

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  • 9 points Ok-Plant5194

    That’s my butt

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    9 points lethargy86

    Kiss my shiny metal ass!

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    7 points NateBushbaby

    “Bite my shiny metal ass!”

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  • 6 points NathanCollier14

    Just clocked in for a shift at the poop factory?

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  • 3 points masked_sombrero

    the fabled poop machine

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  • 3 points HulkSmash789

    FATHER

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  • 3 points theletdowncucumber

    Seriously, what is this? My best guess is a tootsie roll making machine...Lol

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    3 points Famous_Librarian_589

    Super close... Candy cream extruder

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  • 2 points DirtyRoller

    Taco Bell goes in the other end.

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