Cross: Utterly worthless human beings they are... Ms. Quelaag, you have every right to punish them. Bring them all to justice!
Truth: Cross, relax. So, yeah, I can see how their views have warped your perception of reality for a while. I'm honestly shocked that you managed to shake off that mindset at all! At most, you should probably tell them that you don't appreciate your Pokémon being treated that way.
To treat such an intelligent and human Pokémon that way, though... Why? Do they really just treat all Pokémon the same? No matter how different they are from each other?? I'm really sorry about the kinda people you're related to. How come you haven't really gone no contact with them yet?
Regardless, Merry Arcmas to you and your Pokémon. Merry Arcmas to you, too, Quelaag. Give them distortion.
I certainly will! Hehehe! I'll be putting vodka in their glasses tonight! They won't be waking up early! -Quelaag
Yeah... thanks for understanding. Well, again, getting out of the house did wonders for me, and trust me. I have. Many. Many. Many times.
They really do. No matter how smart, or how different a mon if from another, they're all the damn same to em. It's fine, I don't have to deal with em regularly at this point. I'm surprised too... guess it's the cash? I don't even know why I keep em around at this point.
Yeah, a merry Arcmas to you all as well. -Officer Kale
Give them the heaviest drink they can have, cut off any air conditioning in their house, and take anything that can relieve the resulting headaches away from their houses! -Quelaag
Nanana, dont mix things up. Accompany them back home or wherever they are staying, and then set that place on fire. Will need lots of restrain, but totally worth it not burning your house. (Says me, who has burnt his house down once) - Mark
I would personally bodyslam them for you if I was in the area, then again my mons would probably want to do it before I can catch up, got a massive Tinkaton with an even bigger bronze looking hammer somehow while in Lumiose City - Jess
Hammer Queen (as she asked me to call her that via a biig female shiny Meowstic I have) said she'd happily knock the house down using Gigaton Hammer - Jess
Worthless human beings. Lily says burn, burn, burn
[Video ID: A shiny Kirlia happily waves around a large, flaming paper fan. She accidentally sets a nearby Meowscarada alight, who laughs a little and blasts herself with a fire extinguisher she has on hand.]
Are they really so fucking moronic that they treat all Pokémon, no matter how visibly and obviously sapient, the same? I have half a mind to send you my Interpol employment records and a few videos of me talking in Galarian to see how they react. Fuck these guys.
- Mochi (Meowscarada)
So do I, but I also don't want 10 more warrents out for my second arrest. -Quelaag
They really are that stupid. My entire team wants to murder them in cold blood. You can go for it Mochi, but I doubt they'll actually take it seriously. -Officer Kale
You have gotta set up a meeting between them and myself and Lisa. We both speak Galarian. I'm imagining them trying to catch Lily and getting fucking bodied for it by Lisa. It's even possible we'd get away with it thanks to Lily being a fully-fledged citizen of Hoenn.
On a more serious note, do they not, like, watch the news or anything? Like, there are plenty of sapient policemons and such and such.
- Mochi
...Yeah, I think I can do that. I'll only be able to get my parents, but it's more than enough. I can imagine that scenerio now clear as day, and I'll be having the laugh of a lifetime.
They watch Delphox news, and read Abiding Absol. Enough said. -Officer Kale
??? (Definitely not Carmen the Gardevoir…): I’d let her do it. Treating of all Pokemon Gardevoir like a puppy…that’s not right. On a completely unrelated note: do these people happen to have any culturally important works of art that should be public instead of private?
Indeed... while I wouldn't let Quelaag do it, it's still my house after all, I do agree with everything else though... and yes.. they do. I'm not going to ask questions.. -Officer Kale
I will never understand those who treat pokemon like mere objects or status-symbols. Not just because it’s demeaning, but because showing them that little respect is outright dangerous given the amount of firepower they have access to.
Cross: Utterly worthless human beings they are... Ms. Quelaag, you have every right to punish them. Bring them all to justice!
Truth: Cross, relax. So, yeah, I can see how their views have warped your perception of reality for a while. I'm honestly shocked that you managed to shake off that mindset at all! At most, you should probably tell them that you don't appreciate your Pokémon being treated that way.
To treat such an intelligent and human Pokémon that way, though... Why? Do they really just treat all Pokémon the same? No matter how different they are from each other?? I'm really sorry about the kinda people you're related to. How come you haven't really gone no contact with them yet?
Regardless, Merry Arcmas to you and your Pokémon. Merry Arcmas to you, too, Quelaag. Give them distortion.
I certainly will! Hehehe! I'll be putting vodka in their glasses tonight! They won't be waking up early! -Quelaag
Yeah... thanks for understanding. Well, again, getting out of the house did wonders for me, and trust me. I have. Many. Many. Many times.
They really do. No matter how smart, or how different a mon if from another, they're all the damn same to em. It's fine, I don't have to deal with em regularly at this point. I'm surprised too... guess it's the cash? I don't even know why I keep em around at this point.
Yeah, a merry Arcmas to you all as well. -Officer Kale
hm. a shame that you’re an orphan.
anyway i think it would be very funny to cut all the wires at their home
-Chancer
Indeed it is. /j -Officer Kale
Meh, I've got a better idea. -Quelaag
oooo do tell
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-Chancer
Give them the heaviest drink they can have, cut off any air conditioning in their house, and take anything that can relieve the resulting headaches away from their houses! -Quelaag
may i suggest adding laxatives to said drinks?
-Chancer
Excellent addition. Already on it! -Quelaag
do keep us updated
-Chancer
Yikes, I haven't even seen them and they already piss me off.
Yikes indeed. Shame I'm an orphan /j -Officer Kale
Wait so who are these people to you anyway? Can't you just not celebrate with them? - Amber
They may as well be strangers with the way they treat my team. Honestly I don't even know why I haven't cut them off at this point. -Officer Kale
Wow... that's awful rude of them.
-Claudia
Rude is an understatement. -Quelaag and Kale
Nanana, dont mix things up. Accompany them back home or wherever they are staying, and then set that place on fire. Will need lots of restrain, but totally worth it not burning your house. (Says me, who has burnt his house down once) - Mark
I would, but I don't feel like getting at least 10 more warrants out for my second arrest. -Quelaag
Fair enough. Good luck enduring rich hellish beings with morals beyond evil. - Mark
I would personally bodyslam them for you if I was in the area, then again my mons would probably want to do it before I can catch up, got a massive Tinkaton with an even bigger bronze looking hammer somehow while in Lumiose City - Jess
Wouldn't oppose that. Someone needs to put these rich people™ in their place. Then again, Quelaag's got a better idea. -Officer Kale
Hammer Queen (as she asked me to call her that via a biig female shiny Meowstic I have) said she'd happily knock the house down using Gigaton Hammer - Jess
Go for it. Whenever you can, I encourage her to destroy their mansion with Gigaton Hammer. -Officer Kale
One question... Where is it? - Jess
The mansion is in Lilycove. Right next to the department store. -Officer Kale
In Hoenn, right? Haven't been there myself admittedly - Jess
Yeah, it's Hoenn. -Officer Kale
Worthless human beings. Lily says burn, burn, burn
[Video ID: A shiny Kirlia happily waves around a large, flaming paper fan. She accidentally sets a nearby Meowscarada alight, who laughs a little and blasts herself with a fire extinguisher she has on hand.]
Are they really so fucking moronic that they treat all Pokémon, no matter how visibly and obviously sapient, the same? I have half a mind to send you my Interpol employment records and a few videos of me talking in Galarian to see how they react. Fuck these guys. - Mochi (Meowscarada)
So do I, but I also don't want 10 more warrents out for my second arrest. -Quelaag
They really are that stupid. My entire team wants to murder them in cold blood. You can go for it Mochi, but I doubt they'll actually take it seriously. -Officer Kale
You have gotta set up a meeting between them and myself and Lisa. We both speak Galarian. I'm imagining them trying to catch Lily and getting fucking bodied for it by Lisa. It's even possible we'd get away with it thanks to Lily being a fully-fledged citizen of Hoenn.
On a more serious note, do they not, like, watch the news or anything? Like, there are plenty of sapient policemons and such and such. - Mochi
/uj (Not actually asking for collab)
...Yeah, I think I can do that. I'll only be able to get my parents, but it's more than enough. I can imagine that scenerio now clear as day, and I'll be having the laugh of a lifetime.
They watch Delphox news, and read Abiding Absol. Enough said. -Officer Kale
/uj gotcha
Oh my god they're Abiding Absol readers I love this they're gonna try and attack Lisa and get bodied - Mochi
Muahahahahahaha - Lisa
/uj If we can collab that would actually be great
Oh absolutely! -Officer Kale
/uj we definitely can
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Glad I ain't big headed like that - Aydoun
Rich people, a pitty - ???
August: If I didnt know better, I'd think we're related. Thats exactly how my family would've treated mine, were they still alive.
??? (Definitely not Carmen the Gardevoir…): I’d let her do it. Treating of all Pokemon Gardevoir like a puppy…that’s not right. On a completely unrelated note: do these people happen to have any culturally important works of art that should be public instead of private?
Indeed... while I wouldn't let Quelaag do it, it's still my house after all, I do agree with everything else though... and yes.. they do. I'm not going to ask questions.. -Officer Kale
???: That’s fair…and yeah…yeah. And I will keep that in mind…thanks for the tip.
I will never understand those who treat pokemon like mere objects or status-symbols. Not just because it’s demeaning, but because showing them that little respect is outright dangerous given the amount of firepower they have access to.