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  • 11 points True-Atmosphere8697

    What did he do? I’m curious

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    17 points Norm-L-Mann

    Whenever he sees one, he tells them they're just cosplaying Santa. It makes all of them mad.

    -The Wob Buffet

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    7 points True-Atmosphere8697

    Ahh I understand (I think it’s funny but don’t tell the delibirds that

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    5 points AliensAteMyAMC

    Why would he do that?! - Fin

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    4 points Norm-L-Mann

    Well, he won't actually tell me. But it has something to do with him not liking Santa either.

    -The Wob Buffet

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    2 points Sandvichnninja

    Shame we're not in the region or we'd offer to the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future to get him into the holiday spirit 

    -Accidental Hex Maniac 

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  • 6 points Sky_Pillar

    I could tell all of them in Unova since we’re doing community service for Santa -Tomie

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    4 points Norm-L-Mann

    If you think the Delibirds in Unova hate a guy in Hoenn, by all means.

    -The Wob Buffet

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    4 points Sky_Pillar

    You’re telling me he’s never crossed paths with any outside of Hoenn? -Tomie

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    5 points Norm-L-Mann

    ...he's never been outside of Hoenn? He's our local delivery guy, he stays in region.

    -The Wob Buffet

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    3 points Sky_Pillar

    Ah, with all the boasting you do about international deliveries, I forget some of you all are homebodies -Tomie

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    3 points Particular_Size_1170

    Wait what? How did you end up in that scenario?

    -William C.

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    3 points Sky_Pillar

    The Gumi Alliance has an ongoing agreement with Santa Claus in order to get our Clans off the naughty list each year -Tomie

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    3 points Particular_Size_1170

    ... how? I thought Santa was second only to Red.

    -William C.

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    3 points Sky_Pillar

    Who in distortion is Red? -Tomie

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    2 points Particular_Size_1170

    Red? The champion of Kanto that got bored of all the challengers because he was too strong and went to live on top of a mountain for some reason.

    -William C.

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    2 points Sky_Pillar

    Oh, that Red, what does he have to do with Christmas? -Tomie

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    2 points Particular_Size_1170

    I was saying Santa's strength was second only to Red, so how did you get an agreement with Santa to put you all on the nice list?

    -William C.

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    2 points Sky_Pillar

    If you’re going bow, bow low… If you see me in costume then just pretend I’m an elf -Tomie

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  • 5 points TheRedLego

    Why on Arc’s earth would you make enemies with a Delibird?

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    5 points Norm-L-Mann

    Tell them they just cosplay as Santa and aren't the real deal.

    -The Wob Buffet

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  • 4 points gigainpactinfinty5

    Why does Dennis make enemies of the Santa birdies? They’re adorable.

    -Ekaitz

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    4 points Norm-L-Mann

    He always tells them they're just cosplaying Santa and aren't the real deal. Ticks them off something fierce.

    -The Wob Buffet

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  • 3 points Downtown-Falcon-3264

    least its better then getting in a arguement with the local corviknight order. those birds don't mess around

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    3 points Norm-L-Mann

    Dennis also has beef with them. We're just in Hoenn so there aren't that many Corviknights here to force him to do things.

    -The Wob Buffet

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    3 points Downtown-Falcon-3264

    yeah thankfully the Coriknights orders haven't spread that far out of Galar,.

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  • 3 points JosephAmber4

    Charlotte Darwin: How close has he gotten to earning a Darwin Award from this?

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    3 points Norm-L-Mann

    Nowhere near. He's a good trainer and quick on his feet.

    He's just also really good at getting Pokémon mad at him, for some reason.

    -The Wob Buffet

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    2 points JosephAmber4

    Charlotte: Fair enough, and that’s good. He gets to keep living, and I have less work lol.

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