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  • 195 points sojuz151

    I pirate because I like it, and I don't need to justify it to myself with ideology. My beliefs don't follow Kant's categorical imperative, and I don't care.

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    58 points MonopolyOnForce1

    sounds pretty anarchist

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    62 points sojuz151

    I don't care

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    55 points MonopolyOnForce1

    sounds pretty anarchist

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    46 points sojuz151

    I don't care

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    21 points RubiiJee

    I like your conviction, good sir/lady.

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    22 points MonopolyOnForce1

    i dont care if you dont care

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    31 points KhaledDfixer

    sounds pretty anarchist

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    28 points MonopolyOnForce1

    sounds pretty anarchist

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    18 points KhaledDfixer

    I don't care

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    16 points MonopolyOnForce1

    i care

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    3 points 3rudite

    I admire your dedication to anarchy

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    4 points _ships

    What does Kant have to do with anarchy?

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    11 points sojuz151

    Kant has to do with everything.

    Act only according to that maxim whereby you can at the same time will that it should become a universal law

    What is a very reasonable thing to say. But I don't care

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    3 points mushy_friend

    Do you mean that you pirate without necessarily wishing that it should be a universal law? If so, I agree with you and also do that

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    2 points yayanarchy_

    This is exactly what Max Stirner would have said in the modern era. Anarcho-egoism is a trip, if you ever have time I'd suggest The Ego and its Own.

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    -1 points Due-Assist346

    okay shorty

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  • 106 points leeinflowerfields

    Pirating because you just want to seed the things you downloaded

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    55 points AngelOfIdiocy

    Just as they have planted their seed into me, I will now plant my seed into everyone else

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    21 points gbeegz

    Hmm.

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    7 points bblade2008

    Careful man they just clapped the fertility doctor who was doing that. 

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    13 points Flapjack__Palmdale

    There's a special place in heaven for seeders who seed for the hell of it, that's all I know

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    4 points JorgeK37

    fucking biggest gigachad ever

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    2 points mushy_friend

    I do that occasionally. Been looking for stuff to seed

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  • 18 points JorgeK37

    I pirate because I live in third world country and my money isn't enough for food even imagine buying stupid Disney+ plans or shit like that

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    very good very good

    the idea that certain people shouldn't have access to art simply because of their position in a class hiearchy is the definition of classism

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  • 41 points KhaledDfixer

    what about pirating cus you can't afford big corpo products?

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    5 points locklear24

    The noblest reason.

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    2 points Due-Assist346

    well in a way it could be seen as anarchist calisthenics because that is looking at arbitrary rules social or legal and chosing to break them if you don't belive in their merit as a rule

    having to pay mr i don't give my employees piss breaks to watch the show where the main characters complain about people who can do whatever they want because of power is a sort of social rule that you are breaking by pirating

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    -86 points -metaphased-

    Typed on your fancy corpo product

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    25 points the4now

    Fancy would be a big word for it

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    32 points WhyDoIWonderWhy

    could be a shitty android

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    19 points KhaledDfixer

    well yeah I didn't steal my laptop..

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    16 points Flapjack__Palmdale

    "Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very smart"

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    5 points yaktoma2007

    Bold of you to assume I use either big corpo hardware or system.

    Written from my Orange Pi RV with 8G ram and Gentoo Linux.

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    7 points Away-Marionberry9365

    https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/259/257/342.png

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    4 points yaktoma2007

    Every day I see humanities horrors I begin to fantasise about the idea of leaving society.

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  • 36 points Unique-Fix-5367

    Or maybe because they don't let us buy things.

    You can't pull the "you just wan't free things" card while not giving options how else people are supposed to get things.

    Us plebians aren't allowed to own things, that's for our god overlord bilionaires.

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    most memes follow a set binary i was just trying to mimick that frame but fine here you go

    https://imgur.com/a/oJmFG5p

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  • 21 points secularDruid

    wtf are anarchist calisthenics ? I know both words but I can't see how they'd fit together

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    24 points Typical_Dweller

    Doing pushups and situps outside of any hierarchical power structure, obviously.

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    6 points BatemansChainsaw

    is gravity a hierarchical power structure? should we be doing this in space?

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    17 points annoyed_furry

    Anarchist calisthenics is the practice of doing small acts of disobedience in order to "train" your disobedience muscle and prepare for bigger acts of disobedience in the future. 

    Something to watch for further information: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6_dPVuBK5Bg

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    7 points Sinfjotl

    Turns out I've been practicing my whole life

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    6 points tariffless

    I think this video from him is better: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17rf0zO8goo.

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    4 points secularDruid

    oh I see, that makes a lot of sense. Thank you !

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    2 points MattOruvan

    Also known as failed-state calisthenics

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    i love the idea of this shitpost having put people onto new words

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  • 10 points JergensInTheShower

    I do because 1) Fuck big companies 2) I want free shit

    Remember kids, your political view being a benefit for you doesn't undermine it!

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  • 26 points Busherino

    it's the only moral thing to do

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  • 15 points Opt112

    Middle school tier post

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  • 41 points NewBeginnings737

    How old are you bruh?

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    35 points SomeSortaWeeb

    no theyre right, im 5'2 and i pirate mostly for free shit

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    10 points cannibalfelix

    5’2” pirate crew unite. We’ll need some step stools.

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    1 points BugNuts69_

    Real

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    0 points Due-Assist346

    hey neither are less okay than the other im just saying your short and its okay to be short

    don't let your height determine your inner value 😔🫶

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    1 points NewBeginnings737

    What ever gets you sleep at night buddy.

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  • 15 points Salami__Tsunami

    I pirate because I can’t remember my Netflix login and I can’t be bothered to do the email verification.

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  • 3 points OkiDokiPanic

    I'll have you know I'm a respectable 5"1!

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  • 15 points kanashiroas

    Look at me look at me I pirate things...

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  • 8 points pyrofromtf2real

    I pirate because either

    -I'm broke

    -I'm an old game enthusiast and a lot of the games I like just aren't on Steam

    -I don't trust Valve. I like having everything local.

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    1 points anonymhobyst

    Playing old games is not piracy. It's archiving.

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    1 points pyrofromtf2real

    Very much so. RIP Cold Fear, Manhunt 2, and so many more of my favorites.

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  • 3 points EleanorAgain

    5'4" >:(

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    2 points Due-Assist346

    so you are a third thing

    or european

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  • 3 points International-Fix626

    I do it for both what height am i

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    banishment 6 feet under

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  • 3 points GreatName

    OP definitely owns at least one Che Guevara shirt

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    i stole it...

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  • 3 points BraidRuner

    ''you have to be the worst Pirate I have ever head of''

    But you have heard of me....

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    like the most well known assasin

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  • 3 points Baltadis

    I don't understand the internet and social media in general sometimes (because I don't use almost any of them apart from this one...) can someone explain to me why I'm not understanding 😅

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    3 points NewBeginnings737

    Kid learned about anarchy, and made a meme saying he pirates since he is an anarchist and not because he wants free shit.

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    0 points Due-Assist346

    hey im short im not an ansrchist

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  • 2 points Remarkable_Wrap_5484

    Becoz it's fun jane!!

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  • 2 points lobotomized_salmon

    im 6'4" and I just like stealing

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    1 points MattOruvan

    You should turn yourself in.

    Also, copying is not theft.

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    1 points lobotomized_salmon

    idc what piracy is, I just like doing it. and I like stealing as well

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    but stealing is pretty cool

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    you know lying isn't cool

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  • 2 points Firedorn763

    I pirate to decide if the game or company is worth investing into

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  • 2 points deusvult6

    Fine by me. Smaller hitbox.

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  • 2 points xx_tian_xx

    Both are doing same exact thing anyways

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    yeah is just shorter

    dont know why people are making it about morals its clearly all about height

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  • 2 points drmire

    pirating also cause your broke and big corps want to charge thousands of dollars for a software i need for my job that in return wont even generate me the amount i paid for the software to begin with..........

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  • 2 points HotCommission6010

    I don't care anymore, buying licenses keeps me poor.

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  • 2 points WeaklyStomach

    Pirating because I’m not spending fucking $100+ for 1s and 0s

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    can i intrest you in some 2s and 3s

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  • 2 points CranberryDistinct941

    So I get free things **AND** I get taller?!

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    obviously

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  • 2 points mystic_music11

    I pirate because free shit

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  • 2 points khanempire

    This meme got way too real way too fast.

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    ikr its really hillarous how some people just got so angry in certain comment sections its great

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  • 2 points Bioluminescent_Rose

    I'm 4'11'. 

    I've only grown 2 inches in the last 11 years (I'm 20) lol idk where I went wrong 

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  • 2 points TubbyFatfrick

    As someone who is unironically 5'2", Yep.

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  • 3 points AncomBunker47

    Piracy is the closest global praxis we have of communism: "From each according to his ability (to seed), to each according to his needs (to download)" and anarchism: "Fuck the State and Capitalists, they shouldn't and they wont prevent me from sharing". aka AnarchoCommunism = Ancom

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    2 points Due-Assist346

    woah someone sure took this seriously

    (although very based)

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  • 2 points Katana-san

    I pirate because it's in my blood lmao

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    https://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/7/2019/01/GettyImages-51244649-abccd74.jpg?quality=90&resize=980,654

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  • 5 points UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy

    Yarr comrade, we're the left hand of free culture.

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  • 5 points Savings-Singer-1202

    i'll assume this post was made by a 21 year old

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    2 points Jah_Ith_Ber

    I think it was made by a bot because the headline makes no sense.

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    beep boop

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    this is all fun and games its wild to me how a whole ass war happened in these replies lmao

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    -29 points UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy

    Sweetie, don't pretend you had any morals at 21 and just misplaced them now.

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    25 points Savings-Singer-1202

    Morals??? Sweetie I pirate and steal everything I have no morals, I just don't make cringy "I'm an anarchist I wanna sAve the world" excuses

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    -22 points UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy

    So what was different when you were 21? Were you saying things like OOP to fit in?

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    11 points Savings-Singer-1202

    No I was busy pirating

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    -13 points UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy

    QED, it's got nothing to do with age. It's not like anarchists didn't consider you a slimy twerp when you opened your mouth back then.

    We still give you stuff though. There's free books, too, you know.

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    11 points Savings-Singer-1202

    Lol this is amazing, your meltdown over me finding this post cringe is honestly embarrassing, the fact that you've inflated a simple age based joke into a full scale, keyboard smashing defense of the entire anarchist philosophy proves the joke landed perfectly, you're not upholding anarchism, you're humiliating it, also Q.E.D: you're precisely the kind of self important, chronically online ideologue that every actual anarchist is desperately trying to disown

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    -5 points UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy

    Chill son, you're the one who went through four kinds of capitalization in this discussion. I just shat on your ageist attempt at a joke and went about my day.

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    7 points yours-tilldeath

    Ageist? LOL. The whole post is literally a height joke. OOP is not a day older than 19. Shoulda went about your day before trying to argue with people for no reason👍

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    -2 points Savings-Singer-1202

    sorry i thought you meant me lol, i thought it was that guy for a second, also yeah i just noticed he used "ageist" unironically that's soo bizarre

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    2 points Savings-Singer-1202

    And I shat back at you and moved on, what's the problem? also I can't believe you just used "ageist" unironically

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    1 points UUDDLRLRBadAlchemy

    Well, you had trouble with your grammar and then forgot how to split paragraphs while projecting your emotional state on me.

    It's the word for the thing. I guess if you're some kind of snowflake I can tiptoe around it by saying "age based". Not everything is a dogwhistle, but you sure made a friend over that.

    I popped in to show you how you would have no way of knowing what an anarchist thought at any age, I'm not your mom to care if you develop manners.

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  • 2 points CoreRun

    "Anarchy" is a tool not a destination historically. In order to reattain power for the powerless the board needs cleared occasionally. 

    Modern day the fight is abstract and digital because the enemy is corporations who are just as abstract.

    Every day you make it more costly to exploit the consumer rather than to appease them is another victory.

    It's not like most people wouldn't be willing to pay if they were not being wrung dry and mistreated by these services.

    That is why this conversation has become one where morality converges with piracy.

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  • 3 points verticaldishwasher

    Love the casual heightism 😂✌️✌️

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    3 points HarmonyComposer

    It's pretty much everywhere at this point

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    8 points DoctorAnnual6823

    OP is a dipshit that needs to tie their morality to the way they consume free media. I wouldn't let it get to me.

    Pirating is cool because free shit. If someone wants the moral route they can rent free movies from their local library.

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    1 points AgitoKanohCheekz

    OP is guaranteed to be a sub5 ogre at best 😹

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  • 1 points SelmaFudd

    I pirate for the same reason my dog licks it's balls

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    to find shiva???

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  • 1 points Due-Assist346

    media literacy is down 😔

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  • 1 points printzonic

    I pirate because I am lazy. If it is easy to pay, I pay. As soon as there are enough hoops in front of me that I need to jump through to make paying more involved than piracy, I pirate. Or find something else to do, if both are pretty annoying, I guess.

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  • -5 points Bamboozle_Kappa

    Anarchist? Yikes

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    7 points gummi_eater

    This sub is full of edgy 18 yr olds and younger, so not surprised.

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    5 points rapsoid616

    The act in piracy is a clear anarchic behavior.

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    -9 points Bamboozle_Kappa

    It's clearly criminal behavior, but that doesn't mean the pirate wishes to live in a world without governance. The Venn diagram may not be as overlapped as you think.

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    6 points CoreRun

    Conflating governance with manipulation is why so many suffer. 

    It is possible to govern where law is passed by the people instead of a ruling class.

    If you live in a country where your leaders live a more luxurious life than yourself you are being manipulated not governed.

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    slam poetry

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    4 points ItsNoblesse

    Spoken like someone with absolutely 0 political education

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  • 1 points CranberryDistinct941

    Pirating because it's the only way to get uncompressed content without spending thousands on blu-rays

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    1 points Due-Assist346

    not to mention disney+ incorporating ai into their media by default now

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