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  • 771 points yoelamigo

    Napoleon and Hitler be like:

    https://i.redd.it/5apd43zur17g1.gif

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    40 points agrobabb

    And sweden!

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    26 points BREXlTMEANSBREXlT

    Swedens had its devastating loss in July so they've just got mad skill issue.

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    5 points agrobabb

    Vafan sägeru pöjk

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    1 points BREXlTMEANSBREXlT

    проблема с навыками

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    1 points yoelamigo

    Вомп вомп.

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    2 points _AscendedLemon_

    And Poland 😏

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    1 points Catch_ME

    Napoleon actually made it Moscow 

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    3 points yoelamigo

    And lost terribly. Like Mustache man.

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    1 points Hello_There0806

    Napoleon had made a beeline towards Moscow, whereas the Moustache Man had created a frontier in the Soviet Union while being able to reach the border of Moscow.

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    1 points Accurate-Mine-6000

    The treacherous russians deceived him by establishing the capital in St. Petersburg during that period.

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  • 628 points SoggyMusic6183

    So far in history not a single country has successfully invaded Russia because they were unprepared for the devastating Russian winters. Napoleon, hitler, etc all had to retreat after suffering massive losses from the <-25 temperatures. However, if the Russian winters get better, countries (such as Germany) would have a lot easier job of invading.

    EDIT: Modernish history

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    270 points Initial_Hedgehog_631

    The Mongols pulled it off in 1240. Poland-Lithuania did it in 1610, they captured Moscow and occupied it for two years.

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    270 points maringue

    Have you seen Mongolia? Western Russia is like the Bahamas compared to the northeastern step.

    To successfully invade Russia, you simply have to come from somewhere colder.

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    151 points longlife55

    Breaking News: Antartica invades Russia

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    93 points shaunrundmc

    Those damn penguins riding polar bears

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    47 points AunKnorrie

    Awesome, but as penguins and polar bear live on opposite poles: bring out the Canadians!

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    22 points fixingmedaybyday

    That’s actually a forgotten sign of the apocalypse. It was when “cats and dogs lie together” and the transcriptor decided “no, I can’t do it, ‘and when penguins ride polar bears into the battle of Armageddon’ is just too much, that’s where we lose EVERYONE! I’m dropping it.”

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    12 points itsupportant

    The last time somebody brought out the Canadians we got the Geneva Convention as a result. Tbh as a German I'm glad this time they will be in our side.

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    12 points DontEatTheMagicBeans

    Fun not fact! In the war the Americans designed their grenades so they could be thrown like baseballs, something they would already be familiar with and good at.

    This is why the Germans made theirs shaped like a beer bottle.

    /s

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    4 points demi-femi

    Yeah, but how about a few more cans of food friend? Toss'em over now, buddy. Be a good guy.

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    2 points Garsnikk

    Penguins riding Canadians?

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    2 points Jaruut

    The trick is that those aren't penguins or polar bears, they're actually The Thing disguised as penguins and polar bears

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    1 points deadinside1996

    Hello

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    1 points amrakkarma

    penguins and polar bear live

    Not for long if we don't start to fight

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    2 points PJozi

    They can't afford to invade now because of trump's tariffs.

    More evidence trump is a Russian plant.

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    1 points ScroogeMcDust

    Hey, don't you diss the KGP

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    1 points arrig-ananas

    Give me a status, Kowalski!

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    1 points Cautious_Pass_4573

    Welp, I guess I'll sit around until the TNO reference guy comes.

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    -1 points PacoPancake

    Hoi4 Republic of Jan Mayen ahhh moment

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    1 points lettsten

    Jan Mayen is part of Norway in the real world though. We're surely used to the cold, but not particularly interested in Russia except keeping their groping hands away from us

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    9 points Albino_rhin0

    This is both hilarious and accurate lol

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    5 points tda18

    https://preview.redd.it/vg8kb3txw37g1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf52b59e619ec69cc755085ccc553d3eb89d2521

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    3 points BubbleRocket1

    No wonder why Trump put tariffs on the Penguin island

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    2 points LoreOfBore

    All the men in my ex wife’s heart must be rubbing their hands at the prospect of conquering Russia 

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    2 points bebok77

    And have a strong logistics. It was also the destruction of foodstock and facilities when the Russian withdraw that put the invading armies in difficulty, especially Napoléon one.

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    9 points Prize-Leopard-8946

    And they had to sign the treaty of Brest-Litowks in 1918. Only the intervention of the USA changed that later on.

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    6 points Khelthuzaad

    Germany ACTUALLY forced Russia to surrender in WW1,not sure if it was winter.

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    6 points Mental-Fisherman-118

    Russia's surrender was the result of the anti-war bolsheviks coming to power. At that point the Germans held barely any land in Russia proper.

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    10 points Khelthuzaad

    But they came to power precisely because Russia was losing the war,the germans literally sent Lenin to Moscow in an armored train after his first attempt for revolution failed.

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    1 points Mental-Fisherman-118

    Still, it is not correct that the germans "forced" the Russians to surrender. That was simply soviet policy.

    Further, the Russians had allies - who ultimately won the war without them anyway. So if we're playing the counterfactual where the Kerensky government isnt overthrown by the pro-peace faction - the Russians would have won simply by staying in the war.

    And again, the germans hardly had any Russian territory at the point Russians surrendered. So even if we ignore that the Russians most likely would have won the war had they stayed in it, and were the ones who chose to surrender (rather than being forced) we can't attribute the hypothetical german victory to a successful invasion of Russia- because the surrender happened without meaningful victories on russian soil anyway.

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    1 points Historical-Gap-7084

    Mongolia's basically Russia on steroids.

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    1 points madangpang

    I mean, yeah, but they're the exception.

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    1 points tei187

    Lately, I've been trying to manage processes structure for a company. Whenever there are discrepancies or lack of logic, I keep hearing what you've commented, almost to the dot. They have more exceptions than anything static. Which makes it nearly impossible to organise, and I am starting to rethink whether it was a good idea to give it a try

    I'm not sure if you are aware, but just for that, I am plotting and planning your downfall :)

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    1 points Full-Sound-6269

    Year 1240 was in the middle of climate anomaly that caused unusually warm weather, 1610 was during little ice age. FYI.

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    23 points Outside_Arugula897

    You forget about one crucial detail - WW1. Besides, as we all know, the winter wadn't the only factor.

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    12 points SoggyMusic6183

    Well, the Germans didn’t actually reach Petrograd or Moscow

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    5 points Outside_Arugula897

    Eh, I would say that they managed to defeat Russia without having to take those cities. I think that counts.

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    12 points Joey_Joe-Joe_Jr

    More a case of Russia defeating itself

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    1 points BobusCesar

    The Germans brought Lenin to Russia.

    They defeated them.

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    1 points Joey_Joe-Joe_Jr

    The Russian Army had already started to give up by that point. Lenin was just the final nail in the coffin

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    2 points ZlpMan

    The funniest thing is that those cities are pretty Western. Once upon unstable time in a country foreigners got Moscow but then Rohan came with the first light (aka militia from the East).

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    8 points N2I

    Napoleon, hitler, etc all had to retreat after suffering massive losses from the <-25 temperatures.

    Napoleon lost three quarters of his army and all but one elite guard's corps and was forced to leave Moscow and suffered his first major defeat in the campaign under Maloyaroslavets BEFORE winter and when first snow fell.
    Extremely low temperatures and lack of winter quarters and uniform severely crippled Napoleon's army, but they weren't the cause of his defeat. I have no idea where that idiotic myth, repeated everywhere ad nauseum, comes from. It could be debated that harsh conditions actually assisted Napoleon's retreat because Russian High Command even entertained an idea of leaving the French alone since chasing them through the snow blocked highways was a dangerous gamble. That pursuit would demand a lot of material, but couldn't bring any major gain except for taking Napoleon himself as a POW.

    https://preview.redd.it/wyf7k1vpc27g1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=3626eeea5d644b31716227e9eedc6626742c73ed

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    4 points Consistent-Gazelle15

    Napoléon got to retreat because Russian commandement burn Moscow before french armi take it that let french soldiers starve . Russian attack multiples time the french on the retreat they where not prepared for that, french deffenetly lost at the bérézina a coordinated attack at a stratégique point . Its a real military defeat not just " winter in Russia is cold, we couldn't do anything to fight it"

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    5 points KogeruHU

    Napoleon lost way more soldiers during the summer than in winter.

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    4 points PirelliPZeroTrofeo

    So... Do I have to start driving a diesel truck?

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    6 points Historical-Gap-7084

    No, you need to learn your freakin' history is what you need. I'm not even kidding. You can find a lot of parallels to what's going on in the world today to what happened in the past.

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    3 points ZlpMan

    You started good but ended dumb.

    It’s more difficult to invade countries like Ukraine and Russia during rainy seasons. The soil gets extremely dirty and tanks just dig in it and you will have a hard time to move it even for a few meters.

    Cold winters are the best for a heavy vehicle offense. The soil is hard af and your vehicles never overheat.

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    -1 points qtx

    The soil gets extremely dirty and tanks just dig in it and you will have a hard time to move it even for a few meters.

    The exact reason why Russia didn't capture Kyiv in the days after the invasion. Their big ass convoy got stuck in the mud. Things could've gone a lot worse if it were a bit drier that day.

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    2 points D00M_B00M

    Germany won against russia in ww1

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    -1 points lettsten

    Yes, but that was a large cases of Russia disintegrating internally. It's quite possible that they would have defeated them regardless though.

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    0 points BobusCesar

    Russia disintegrating internally.

    Caused by Germany.

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    1 points lettsten

    That's a gross simplification to say the least and still doesn't constitute Germany properly invading them.

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    0 points Informal_Process2238

    Didn’t people from Ukraine invade and settle it along with the Vikings

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    10 points Middle-Accountant-49

    Russia the word comes from the rus who were vikings. That's where the rus in belarus comes from as well.

    The problem for napoleon and hitler was similar in that is it so vast a country with shitty road networks that logistically it was hard to consolidate territory. In Russia you could win 20 battles but not win the war before you get too deep into the country and run into the winter. They also had crazy mud in the thaw as well.

    The original vikings weren't trying to go that far and in a pre nationalist era.

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    2 points Supply-Slut

    Vikings also utilized navigable river systems and thus had a more consistent time handling logistics in the areas they expanded into.

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    2 points CreBanana0

    Its all just logistics, both napoleon and hitler did not have good logistics.

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    -1 points ___Random_Guy_

    Hitler could have genuinely had very good chance of getting to and likely even capturing Moscow on top of all the huge damage in doing it, if he didn't do a series of blunders and troop mismanagement, biggest of which was splitting part of the army that was going on Moscow to instead go and assault already encircled Kyiv. This gave USSR crucial time to pull up defences, restore productive after it was moved and get Lend-lease from USA

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    3 points CreBanana0

    Easy to say that now that you know the outcome of history.

    Try doing decisions with fog of war.

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    0 points ethanAllthecoffee

    I mean mustacheman was very good at speaking and politics, not necessarily great when forcing through his misguided military strategies

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    2 points AsWeKnowItAndI

    Moscow genuinely would not have been that big of a strategic deal anyway. The USSR had already consolidated most of the important shit away from the capital, including all of the bigwigs. The biggest thing is that it would have been the Battle of Stalingrad except a bit earlier, and would have likely killed the advance anyway by being the same kind of mutual meatgrinder that happened there.

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    6 points Specific_Box4483

    They did, so did the Mongols. But there wasn't a "Russia" yet, there were multiple states who were warring with each other a lot.

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    4 points YodasGhost76

    And the Huns

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    1 points lettsten

    Good old the hun

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    -1 points SoggyMusic6183

    That was probably before Russia was a unified country. When Hitler invaded in WW2, the soviets burned all the cities/farms as they retreated, leaving the German forces without shelter or supplies. The soviets then brought in soldiers from Siberia who had trained in those harsh conditions, causing devastating German losses.

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    1 points YoghurtDefiant666

    Say that to the mongols.

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    3 points Historical-Gap-7084

    Mongolia is even more harsh than Russia in many ways. That's comparing apples and oranges.

    Imagine this, this, and this in the dead of winter 800 years ago.

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    1 points EuenovAyabayya

    IIRC Hitler's team blundered their logistics and didn't get the cold weather gear to the front on schedule.

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    2 points BobusCesar

    The invasion force at the beginning of operation Barbarossa was already far too small. Which is also the reason why they had to Siege Leningrad.

    When the Heeresgruppe B reached Stalingrad they were already outnumbered in terms of tanks and artillery.

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    1 points Desperate-Touch7796

    Nonsense. Napoléon invaded in the summer and if anything he was unprepared for the devastating heat. His soldiers were dying from heatstroke. He had to retreat not because of the cold itself, but because the Russian winter meant his logistics were dead, which he knew would happen if course but was expecting to finish with the Russians before it became a problem. While we're at it, while the Russians did set site to part of Moscow, there was still plenty of housing left and the fire didn't affect the troops being able to sleep warmly, also Napoléon was of average height for the time.

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    1 points Historical-Gap-7084

    I cannot believe there are people alive who do not know their history. I mean, this is shit I learned in high school. It's rudimentary. What the hell is going on with our education system, ffs.

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    3 points Asleep_Trick_4740

    It's more of a meme than actual historical facts.

    Yes, the cold weather played a part in the campaign failure, as winter has done thousands of time before that. But sheer distance, scorched earth, logistical failures, and even mud all played a bigger role. So I wouldn't blame the education system for not repeating the same 'condensed to the point of irrelevance' version you were taught.

    Pretending 'the russian winter' is the reason three seperate campaigns failed is misguided at best.

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    1 points Laffepannekoek

    Not downplaying the winters but their scorched earth tactics did most of the work. Napoleon reached Moscow before snowfall. For the Germans the first bit of winter helped them a bit. Since a lot of vehicles got stuck in the mud because of the rainy autumn, and the hard winter ground helped them gey moving again. But in the end, both where unprepared for the cold winter that eventually came.

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    1 points ethanAllthecoffee

    Not just rUsSiAn winter: any country invaded with extreme winters or just an unprepared army caught out. See also russian invasion of Finland, Swedish army freezing in the Norwegian mointains, Chosin in Korea, etc

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    1 points DonkStonx

    Germany was comical because they thought it was going to be super quick and ez. So they took them by surprise, but then once they got slowed they didn’t have any winter supplies at all, uniforms, cold weather oil. 😅

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    1 points 786tyugjhn

    Hitler had to retreat cause he got his ass beat. He invaded USSR in the beginning of summer. Dumbass americans.

    Winters dont last 5 years either last time I checked.

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    1 points TriageOrDie

    I mean Napoleon did literally get to Moscow, which the Russians burned down in self defense? 

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  • 41 points RustyDingbat

    Could have put a french 🇫🇷flag there, too. They also had their share of problems with the russian winter.

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    6 points Joey_Joe-Joe_Jr

    The French lost more troops in the summer.

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    2 points BabyComingDec2024

    Add the Swedish flag too.

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    4 points Mamuschkaa

    And the finnish but with the russians flag down.

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  • 29 points Nadran_Erbam

    Dear Germans, I have a proposal. Your newly found friend 🇫🇷

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    4 points lettsten

    Craziest thing I've ever seen on reddit

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    1 points flarne

    We could ask Finnland to Join the party , they probably want to get Karelia back

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    1 points Veilchengerd

    they probably want to get Karelia back

    I highly doubt that. The Soviets ethnically cleansed Karelia after WWII (just as they did with East Prussia), so there are almost no Finns left. I don't think Finland as a whole is eager to throw a shitton of money down the drain to bring a region full of Russians, and run down by Russia up to finnish standards.

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    3 points flarne

    Hmm fair point.

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  • 15 points Theyul1us

    France was there first

    https://preview.redd.it/fa6eotmb427g1.jpeg?width=648&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0278d5d419b2132f61814fecd679441eec62c3f1

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    3 points Starchaser_WoF

    France playing the long game

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  • 11 points tiahx

    You know what is one of the best and nearly instant solutions for Global Warming? Nuclear Winter. Just sayin

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    3 points Resident_Jellyfish_9

    “Afraid, because Putin will start the war”

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  • 6 points Ethaan007

    Nein 🥀

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    3 points Proof-Bullfrog5835

    If art school says nein Russia will be mine

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    2 points firewolf_139

    Bruder hat gekocht mit dem Satz

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    1 points Proof-Bullfrog5835

    Sorry mate I don't understand German😅

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  • 6 points BoddAH86

    To be fair the “joke” doesn’t really work because that’s clearly a wrong use of the meme.

    Anthony Adams Rubbing Hands would have been better.

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    1 points Bolkohir

    Right? I can't believe this meme has been overused out of its original meaning already smh

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  • 3 points chrshndrx

    WW3

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    0 points Resident_Jellyfish_9

    Which was already started 4 years ago

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  • 3 points BrightSky7640

    "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is, 'never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!'"

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  • 2 points TheBestintheWest11

    https://preview.redd.it/ldbdyzv7227g1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=8faa8dbb4747f6d3cdd5a30563da499cdcc5de92

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  • 2 points Salty_QC

    Panzer Shrek! Let’s goo!!!!!

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    3 points lettsten

    That sounds so much cooler than Panzerschreck

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  • 2 points LokiOfTheVulpines

    The German coal industry long-con

    Defrosting Siberia for the last 300 years

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  • 2 points Cadillac_Style

    This is Doakes from Dexter, so here Germany will be heard saying “Surprise Mother Fucker!”

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  • 2 points Objective-Tour-1397

    That's good Conspiracy theory. Germany is responsible for climate change. They realized they couldn't invade Russia like it was until now. Now they are waiting, preparing the new invasion at their Antarctic and moon bases to finally finish the job.

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  • 2 points LowlySlayer

    The classic blunders! The most well known of which is "never fight a land war in Russia during the winter." Only slightly less well known is "Never bet against a Sicilian WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!"

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    https://preview.redd.it/fytk7r19k47g1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=64fe17a0c3a7338d863b913f158108d792162459

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  • 1 points genericsilverjunkie2

    It might be less harsher but you still have to do with the permafrost in front

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  • 1 points Regetron

    Now introducing – cold rains! Would you like to get soaked wet at -15 C° with a moderate wind? You sure can, unless you wear the hydrophobic clothes that will make you sweat...so that when you take them off, you're still be wet!

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    Not everyone has the same knowledge as you. Rule 5.

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  • 1 points max1padthai

    Mark Rutte be like: third time a charm

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  • 1 points sgtg45

    This would benefit Russia way more than Germany since a lot of their ports would no longer freeze during the winter. Also it was the spring and autumn rain that hurt Germany more than anything since muddy roads make it really hard for them to be mobile.

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    0 points Resident_Jellyfish_9

    Nah, for invaders it would be easier to land on the northern coast, also no one live there.

    Economically - with all these sanctions imposed on ruZZia, hope their ports becoming useless.

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    2 points Ok-Response-7854

    Ну-ну :))) Верь в это дальше

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  • 1 points NatiAti513

    https://i.redd.it/31v7ioylz27g1.gif

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  • 1 points MattDubh

    Ha. That's pretty funny :)

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  • 1 points BohemianMade

    Yeah, a major reason why Germany lost WWII is because Russia was exceptionally cold that winter, which must have been brutal because non-exceptional winters are also very cold in Russia.

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  • 1 points ferriematthew

    "Hans... Get the Panzer..."

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  • 1 points Many-Gap4243

    Oh I understand now, That's why those Nuclear power plants shut downs happened 

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  • 1 points drubus_dong

    Given current geopolitics, it would make sense.

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  • 1 points gone_bananas1

    Why didn’t Hitler just wait for this? Is he stupid?

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    1 points DonkStonx

    He actually was very bad at most tactics, but was sometimes good at others. His generals were really really top notch. Manstein was a really clever guy and brilliant tactician but hitler would throw wrenches into their plans constantly. Dunkirk is the best example imo.

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  • 1 points TetyyakiWith

    Shouldn’t winters be colder and summers hotter during the “global change of temperature”?

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  • 1 points Felici4baddon

    We getting the opposite of Frostpunk

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    1 points wektor420

    Just wait for geoengineering gone wrong and you will get frostpunk

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  • 1 points mobileJay77

    No, we have enough barren wasteland our own East!

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  • 1 points New-Star7392

    In the second World War, Germany attempted invading Russia. Let's just say that they had to resort to eating the fallen.

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  • 1 points user_bits

    Wrong use of meme

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  • 1 points KogeruHU

    Despite the popular belief that russian winter defeated the french, napoleon lost most of his army before winter.

    Dysentery, lack of supplies, typhus and the russians fabian strategy meant that they lost soldiers every day in mass even without battles.

    By the time he took moscow he had around 100-105 k soldiers, with several tens of thousands protecting supply depos and the flanks. Out of an army of 600 000 at the start.

    By the time the winter arrived the grand armee was already retreating from moscow, the immense cold just added to their misery.

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  • 1 points maroonawning

    Means that Russia was saved by weather conditions back in ww2 otherwise they would have lost big time

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  • 1 points firewolf_139

    "Hans, mach die Tigerpanzer bereit !"

    "Jawohl herr Oberfeldwebel !"

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  • 1 points FakeStefanovsky

    Ahh, ye ole myth that winter defeated the invaders of Russia

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  • 1 points elfikcom

    That's the plan

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  • 1 points Ve1zevu1f

    It's rather crude, really, to reduce everything just to the cold winter, ignoring the talents of the commanders and how strongly the population was mobilized for the war industry. The cold winter was only one factor.

    But yes, in the last two years, snow has fallen noticeably later than usual, almost in the second half of December.

    But on the other hand, the summer has become incredibly hot, even +30°C has become a common temperature, and it's considered a heatwave when it's +40°C.

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  • 1 points Alt91f

    After the invention of nuclear weapons, everything changed a lot; it’s not an ordinary winter that we need to fear, but a nuclear one.

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  • 1 points Top_Bread_4595

    Germany may reconsider invading Russia again ( but you know Germany now is in tull support to Israel and all its wepons are meant to kill babies in Gaza , this is the priority of Germany right now).

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  • 1 points DanlovesTechno

    The problem is the mud, not the frost, as frost makes the soil solid and you move easier on frozen ground then on mud.

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  • 1 points MurkyBarracuda1288

    Revive Napoleon right now

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  • 1 points Dramatic_CockroachLK

    Well, modern Germany can’t even protect its own women from migrants! How are they going to invade anyone!?!

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  • 1 points insufferableoaf69

    That’s what stopped them last time, no?

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  • 1 points New-Mix8055

    The presidential cabinet said global warming is a hoax, they would not lie to me, not this honest and transparent cabinet.

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  • 1 points GamerBoixX

    Now I get why Germany is so staunchly set of using coal and gas instead of renewable energies

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  • 1 points BlueEagle284

    "But what if the planet got a little bit warmer..."

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  • 0 points Visitant45

    Honestly at this point in history if Germany took another run at Russia I wouldn't be nearly as bothered as last time.

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    2 points VoidGuaranteed

    I‘ll be old and gray before that happens. Students in Germany are on strike now because of reintroduction of mandatory conscription surveys.

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  • 0 points kyle_kafsky

    Nah, this time it’s Poland that is keen on invading Russia.

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    1 points Equivalent-Pick-1634

    The Time of Troubles 2: The Return of Dmitry

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  • -1 points whl52

    Tbh irrelevant meme, we are not in the 1st half of XX century anymore when central and eastern Europe had plenty of youngsters to fight wars and revolutions. The continent would turn into a radioactive dump long before any troops reach the frontlines.

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    2 points Resident_Jellyfish_9

    Yet here we are, in the first half of the 21st century, with Central and Eastern Europe witnessing war between Ukraine and Russia, involving armies of millions and resulting in millions of casualties. Even a shortage of young people does not stop this.

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  • -1 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    2 points Desperate-Touch7796

    Princess Bride in particular.

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    1 points Ponjos

    LOL! 😂

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    0 points PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam

    Not everyone has the same knowledge as you. Rule 5.

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  • -1 points Fine_Yogurtcloset362

    Germany almost conquered russia during ww2, until the winter came where it was so cold the fuel in german vehicles literally froze

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    1 points Equivalent-Pick-1634

    General Winter and Russia’s massive size are it’s biggest advantages

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    [removed]

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    3 points PirelliPZeroTrofeo

    I beg your pardon?

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    -1 points [deleted]

    [removed]

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    3 points PirelliPZeroTrofeo

    Okay? Is that against ToS now?

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    1 points Ponjos

    It isn’t.

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    1 points PeterExplainsTheJoke-ModTeam

    Not everyone has the same knowledge as you. Rule 5.

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  • -2 points StatisticianSudden95

    🇩🇪: Round 2? 🇪🇺: NO! Absolutely not, we should maintain stabi- 🇺🇲: bet

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    5 points TetyyakiWith

    This comment would make sense before trump elections, but now it looks delusional af

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