This guy actually wouldn't let me touch him, but still seems to want pets!
  • 250 points SpinachSpinosaurus

    if you meet a friendly cat:

    1. croutch down
    2. reach out your hand, but don't attempt to pet
    3. let cat sniff your hand
    4. let cat rub themself against you
    5. do not raise your hand, just keep it leveled in rubbing level
    6. if you get rubbed, rubb back, don't pet the cat like you normal do
    7. be gentle. you think you're gentle? be more gentle. use just one finger to rub back!

    this is respectful and non-threatening way petting a cat and avoids over stimulation (which results in "sudden attacks")

    gl

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    72 points PostingOnEveryCatSub

    Oh I know that. He seemed to just be afraid of hands, though he later on warmed up to me

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    5 points holidayfromtapioca

    Quite reasonable, have you seen those things? They’re like a paw but with no hair and a thumb hanging off!

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    31 points PiesRLife

    FYI, this advice works for women, too. It's how I got my girlfriend who is now my wife.

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    31 points ddddan11111

    Was it awkward when she sniffed you?

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    19 points PiesRLife

    For her, maybe.

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    12 points res06myi

    It helps if you have an iced coffee in the other hand.

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    9 points KiKiPAWG

    As a girl can confirm. 10 years

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    21 points Slammogram

    Petthedamnwife

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    5 points Dark-Lillith

    wtf, let me try this.

    Edit: your wife is now my gf. Thanks.

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    5 points SpinachSpinosaurus

    This is hilarious. But as a woman, I can't confirm.

    ....I got my husband because we both bombarded a shared friend with messages, lol.

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    6 points PhysicalAd1170

    This is how I got my cat so honestly cat tactics still seem to be the way.

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    2 points dontshitaboutotol

    Or go straight to right above their tail. No cat can resist!

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    3 points SpinachSpinosaurus

    lol, you just got lucky no cat slapped you for this. this is like groping a woman's ass. just because you got awy with it doesn't mean she likes it.

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    1 points corvidlover2730

    I know cats that abhor it.

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  • 112 points thepwndoctor476

    No touch, only pets!!

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    58 points Texan2020katza

    Pet me with your EYES.

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  • 42 points Prof1959

    He just wants you to take him home and feed him, so he can ignore you there.

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    9 points RedMonk01

    Or you feed him there. He doesn't care.

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  • 29 points Moliza3891

    Seems like he’s marking you as his.

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  • 28 points StrangeCrab5884

    The kitty aggression is hilarious

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  • 21 points SteveCoonin

    That is some aggressive scenting this fella is doing. Straight up banging against the human

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  • 23 points ggandava

    Bro SLAMMED into your leg with that first rub

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    6 points infiniteguesses

    He's technically petting himself with your leg

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    2 points brjukva

    Some nice metal tune playing in his head, probably

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  • 20 points HugsandHate

    "Hey, this thing doesn't smell like me. Better get my scent on."

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  • 9 points craftandcurmudgeony

    that cat seems to be mad at you for developing a bond with it. it can be frustrating to realize that you're falling in love. now s/he'll probably have to go home with you to be loved and spoiled forever. so frustrating!

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  • 9 points MatchaDoAboutNothing

    Some kitties want love but don't know how to take love 😭

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  • 7 points Giraffe1951

    My female cat loves to rub, but is still (after 6 years) a little shy about being petted. Has to on HER time and HER terms. Her brother is very pettable

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  • 5 points musicluva

    The way he just slams his body into you💀

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  • 4 points Rachel_Silver

    Do not carelessly meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle, and quick to anger.

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  • 3 points eric2341

    He would, you’re just not quick enough 😂

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  • 3 points not_a_beach

    Just throwing himself at you!

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  • 3 points mad_about_joy

    "you're mine but I'm not yours"

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  • 3 points AbulatorySquid

    He wants dinner please

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    4 points javiercorre

    r/FeedTheDamnCat

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  • 3 points Marjory_SB

    He wants to pet you. He doesn't want you to pet him. Such is the way of cats sometimes.

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  • 3 points djackieunchaned

    My cat will come cuddle up on my chest purring looking all sweet but then if I touch him he’ll swat me away and glare at me like I insulted his mother

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  • 3 points Huttser17

    My sister-in-laws cat is like that, leans, bonks and leg rubs all day long but if you attempt to touch you will bleed.

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  • 3 points FloopsFooglies

    That says to me "I know humans have food sometimes, give me food, i don't want your filthy hands, give me food please"

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  • 2 points nattywoohoo

    Some folks forget that hands coming down on you can look like "death from above" to a cat. I tried to explain that to my dad when he asked why my cat would always bite him.

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  • 2 points sugarmagnolia__

    It might be a mama that has babies and needs help. She may want you to follow her to come protect them.

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    3 points PostingOnEveryCatSub

    He's definitely male lol. He was just shy, I'd sit with him and he would rub all over me but still disliked me reaching out to him at first, eventually he started to trust me and let me pet him though he was still pretty skittish

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  • 2 points Raneynickel4

    Omg that is the most aggresive headbutt from a cat ive ever seen

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  • 2 points zackipong

    Wow, he looks like he's trying to break your shins.

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  • 1 points Cypherzero212

    https://preview.redd.it/qtdrcgelnk3g1.jpeg?width=655&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b37cba3ce2c970d011503e815b7c27115bcc2f4f

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  • 1 points ProfMeriAn

    Some cats prefer to do the petting rather than be petted.

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  • 1 points AstronautLife5949

    If you trap, neuter, and take that cat home, I promise he will be your best friend for life.  He's asking for help.  He wants you to save him. The streets are no way to live.  I say this as a cat lady who has rescued dozens of cats off the streets.  They all adjust and get along for the most part.  A few are skittish but most are very loving and affectionate.  I have like 8 on my bed right now. 

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