Next year it will be, 'Merry White Christmas' with an emphasis on that middle word, and to make sure that you sneer while you say it to a brown person.
Random factoid: originally written by a Russian-born Jewish composer - Irving Berlin. And it has an intro verse you may never have heard:
The sun is shining, the grass is green,
The orange and palm trees sway.
There’s never been such a day
In Beverly Hills, LA.
But it’s December the 24th,
And I am longing to be up north.
Also, nobody tell them that based on information from the bible, Jesus was probably born in the summer and setting Christmas for now was the early church trying to supplant pagan winter religious celebrations.
Emotional. You know, totally different from the crying/ranting Adderall-fueled meltdowns the current occupant of the White House has every night on his pretend social media site.
It's so funny, almost every time I make one of them upset they always go with the usual, "I bet you have blue hair and use pronouns!" Then they have a total meltdown over my reddit profile pic lol.
They are always focused on appearances over actions. That’s why they can’t stand colored hair or trans folks or open displays of love between men etc. They have no values and standards, but focus everything on appearances and words.
This war Christmas bullshit has been so fucking pointless. like, I don’t think people care if you say merry Christmas or happy holidays except (ironically enough) for the ones that claim they’re being persecuted and saying, “ they’re trying to take away saying merry Christmas.”
You have to ignore your own eyes and ears so much in order to believe in the War on Christmas. Walking into pretty much any establishment after Thanksgiving, if not a month or two earlier, would immediately debunk it.
I'm very, very surprised they didn't make the progressive fat and ugly.
Amusingly, in French at this time of the year we typically tell each other "happy holidays / festivities" because the implication is that new year's eve is included in the saying. "Merry Christmas" tends to be reserved for the actual day of December 25th, specifically.
That's because those ai shit generators have been hijacked by gooners and now they're incapable of pastiching a woman that does not look like the average porn star.
Now it is. Until a couple years ago they all kept re-editing the same two pics for years. These “blue hairs” are allegedly pervasive but conservatives just cannot find pics of them anywhere. Almost like they made it all up.
I'm 99 percent sure that's what has always been meant by "happy holidays," there are two holidays pretty close to each other. There's even a very common Christmas song that says "we wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year"
Yep, I remember those days. Also, a few years ago I was going through a box of old letters and cards that had belonged to my grandparents and there were a bunch of “happy holidays” and “seasons greetings” cards in there from the 1950s.
Aryan Santa is the kind of santa that brings you a copy of Mein Kampf to little Timmy instead of Hot Wheels Garage set. Or some other weird ideological book.
Woman with green hair, rainbow clothes, pentagram jewelry, and a kitty? Sign me up!
And it's hilarious that they're making Santa into a buff blond chiseled model (vs the traditional jolly old round guy sporting a long white beard) with a giant cross and a big "look what I'm carrying" bible - the church campaigned against Santa for ages, as he came from non-Christian beliefs.
I get a bit incensed every time I see "Jesus is the reason for the season" - no, the Winter Solstice is the reason for the season - there have been pagan (and other) celebrations around the winter solstice for thousands of years before Christianity came along - they co-opted the winter celebrations to try to make them about their particular flavor of mythology. Hell, they even moved Jesus's birthday to get it in the ballpark so they could say "no, see, that's what's being celebrated" - blatant and concerted attempt to erase other cultures and beliefs.
Saying "happy holidays" instead of "merry Christmas" is just good manners, if you don't know that the person you're speaking to is Christian. Hell, they'd take it as a personal affront if you instead said "Happy Hanukkah" or "Joyous Kwanzaa" to them - they'd be like "how dare you - I'm Christian!!1!". They do not want to be accommodated, they want to muscle out anyone who isn't exactly like them and make Christianity (specifically white straight Christians, of European descent) the default, and they want you to acknowledge that. Plus, they crave to be outraged about something / anything - it gives them a dopamine rush. "Help, help, I'm being oppressed!"
I have to say that the green haired lady goes hard (even if it is AI) I just want to pet the demon kitty. Seriously do these people actually have lives or is complaining about stupid stuff their entire lives?
This is more evidence that ai is made to spread hate more than anything cuz bigots can’t make art (and I mean when they do it’s clearly got some weird fetish thing going on. Looking at you women screaming fetish guy)
Yeah they're the ones using it most. They don't wanna commission someone to make hate art cause then people would know who they are and they can't hide behind the screen
I’m a lefty liberal member of the wokerati and I say ‘Merry Christmas’ because it’s what I grew up with. I will also not turn into a blazing inferno of pure rage if somebody says ‘Happy Holidays’ to me because it’s a nice sentiment that I appreciate.
They’re so unbelievably dramatic about tiny details that nobody with more than two brain cells could possibly give a fuck about.
And by holidays we mean EVERY holiday, yet these guys think that we mean every OTHER holiday EXCEPT Christmas! 😭 (Though to be honest I still say Merry Christmas but I don't hate when people say Happy Holidays.)
Yeah, we have paid holidays for Xmas, Boxing Day (Dec 26), and New Year's Day.
Plus it's the summer school holidays, and parents typically take paid leave from work because you get more bang for your buck with all these public holidays sprinkled around.
So yeah, it's holidays all the way down, without even taking into account Jewish, Satanic, Festivus, or any other traditions, e.g those that observe the solstice.
As a demonstration of how sincere they are about everything - in his last term, Trump did the whole “war on Christmas” thing. At the same time, the Trump Organisation was handing out cards which said Happy Holidays.
It was never something that registered with me as it makes no difference at all. But it is quite satisfying to say happy holidays now instead of merry Christmas just because it upsets these little fragile snowflake men so much, triggered little snowflake babies haha
Same people that bang on about lefties not liking "hurty words" can't handle this shit lmao
If I mean hey, everyone celebrates New Years and maybe also a December holiday, I say "Happy Holidays"
Honest to god, Christians are the biggest fucking bitches about this, it's not enough they are the most popular religion in the WORLD, not enough that their religion is so rooted in western society that nobody even blinks, they are such pussies that they have to complain about the way people wish them "good wishes".
I say "Happy holidays" to both be inclusive and to piss off the fundies. Especially if they loudly proclaim it or have indications of being deeply religious.
do they know that happy holidays is like. Christmas and New Year’s too? Even if you exclude non-traditional American holidays like Kwanzaa and Hanukkah, it’s… it’s still happy holidays.
Ahh, yeah. What could be more Christian than a modern interpretation of a character who may or may not be Odin?
Actually, I meant that to sound sarcastic, but there really is nothing more Christian than coopting other holidays, is there?
So, here's a fun fact for you. In Scandinavia, Christmas is still referred to as 'yule' (or, well, whatever the local variant is). I would say it's the first front in the war on Christmas, but again the truth is actually the exact opposite. Still, I find it amusing that these Christians lose their shit if you don't use the Christian term, meanwhile here the term used by Christians is a pagan one.
Happy Hanukkah everybody. Then we have the winter solstice, then Festivus, and then Xmas (in honor of the persecuted folks in ancient Rome). The New Year celebrations happen, unless there's a war on them, too.
Remember, you can stir up hate & resentment over nice things, too. Things like attractive tan suits or poupon mustard, for instance.
I love how they just think that Christmas is the only holiday in December that is important. Many cultures and people celebrate different holidays, similar to Christmas. I may be Christian myself (protestant), but come on, even i respect people's cultural holidays. Love thy neighbour, damn it.
Happy Holidays also encompasses New Years. Even if you only celebrate Christmas out of the religious holidays, it makes more sense to say Happy holidays.
It always makes me laugh when Americans get upset when someone says happy holidays, when it was them that made that saying in the first place because it encompasses thanksgiving and christmas together. The fact it includes other religious holidays was an afterthought.
Never once in my life have I experienced someone being offended over “Merry Christmas.” Several times, I’ve experienced busybodies getting offended over “Happy Holidays.”
One of my first managers asked me with a bitter tone and expression if I was a Merry Christmas Person or a Happy Holidays Person. I told her she didn’t seem like a Happy Anything Person.
Yes, I need her to give me makeup tips as well. Maybe we could do each other's hair? Probably a sleepover and a pillow fight in this scenario somewhere...
So I guess this means the first shots in the War On Christmas were fired in 1942 by Irving Berlin and Bing Crosby, when Berlin wrote the song "Happy Holiday" and Bing popularized it.
I say happy holidays during the holiday season, and merry Christmas on Christmas Eve/Christmas Day. I also say happy New Year’s Eve on New Year’s Eve/New Year’s Day, but I guess these people hate that too.
I’ve never seen anyone get offended at “Merry Christmas.” I have seen a lot of people get offended at “Happy Holidays.”
Fucking snowflakes, scared of a cat lady with cool hair. Who frankly seems like she’d be a lot more fun to hang out with than the dude on the right. He looks uptight and unimaginative at absolute best.
The woman on the left looks like someone I’d see at a black or death metal concert. Would way rather hang with her than the insufferable douche on the right.
It’s that time of year again for me to crack out: “Alright, fuck you. Merry Christmas and a dogshit New Year for you.”
There are multiple holidays in December. I celebrate two personally, plus my birthday. I have friends who celebrate more, friends who celebrate less. “Happy Holidays” ensures they’re all captured. What’s so bad about that?
This id a silly nitpick but I love how the cross is wrong on his book. The way hes holding it its tilted 90 degrees sideways. It should be long ways with the book.
I'd love to think that the "Happy Holidays" character is yelling because the person they're greeting is just really far away, and the "Merry Christmas" character is keeping his mouth shut because verbalizing well wishes is a display of emotion and therefore gay
Another great examples of why the right can't meme. They cling to outdated stereotypes while ignoring their hatred and moral rot within their own political movement
Nobody tell them that the holidays includes christmas too.
They want it to exclusively be christmas only. Otherwise its Christian erasure.
What about New Years though.
Put on earth by Satan to fool us.
No new years! It's literally 1984.
Has been for the last 500 or so months
New Years is a lie by Big Calendar to sell people a new calendar each year!
Just like time is made up by Big Clock!
I have seen the evidence myself! Of course I'm not going to show it to you!
dO yoUr OWn research!!!
They never seem to mention it.
Next year it will be, 'Merry White Christmas' with an emphasis on that middle word, and to make sure that you sneer while you say it to a brown person.
Ugh, now some neo-nazi band is going to do a cover of "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas" with reworked lyrics.
Random factoid: originally written by a Russian-born Jewish composer - Irving Berlin. And it has an intro verse you may never have heard:
The sun is shining, the grass is green, The orange and palm trees sway. There’s never been such a day In Beverly Hills, LA. But it’s December the 24th, And I am longing to be up north.
I’m dreaming of a white Christmas…
Ha! The song makes a lot more sense now.
Kevin McAllister had the right idea too: “But there’s no Christmas trees in Florida!”
Right? Thanksgiving too.
Goddamn buncha morons still out there fighting the fake ass War on Christmas.
I'M Christian and I KNOW Christmas counts as part of "Happy Holidays."
Congratulations. You don't suffer main character syndrome.
And, like, 12 other Christian holidays in December alone.
The fact they gave her a black cat is very telling too
Also, nobody tell them that based on information from the bible, Jesus was probably born in the summer and setting Christmas for now was the early church trying to supplant pagan winter religious celebrations.
What is their fetish around women who color their hair? It's completely mental.
Not to mention their fetish around women angrily screaming, I see that kinda stuff a lot from these dudes
They're so fragile.
One of the narratives misogynist run with is that women are overly emotional. This is just part of that.
Emotional. You know, totally different from the crying/ranting Adderall-fueled meltdowns the current occupant of the White House has every night on his pretend social media site.
Erm, hes just being… firm and assertive🙄 Very leader like qualities clearly! checkmate liberals
Bc their threshold for winning is “made the other side upset.”
This is 100% dudes with mommy issues
probably has something to do with their moms always having to yell at them to have a shower
It's so funny, almost every time I make one of them upset they always go with the usual, "I bet you have blue hair and use pronouns!" Then they have a total meltdown over my reddit profile pic lol.
It's a shame cause unnaturally colored hair is gorgeous
Little bit of bigotry, little bit of misogyny, little bit of insecurity
a little bit of tina's what I see, a little bit of sandra in the sun, a little bit of mary all night long
It's just shorthand for "Queer." You know, the whole blue-haired lezzy bean thing.
I’m surprised that’s the only mockery made here, they usually make their strawman look as grotesque as possible for maximum pettiness
Projection, partly. Conservative women strive for the Mar a Lago uniform, which requires bleached blonde hair.
Control of women and their bodies is central to every flavor of conservatism.
Also holding a black cat. Definitely a witch.
I mean, that's just another enormous green flag in my book...
They are always focused on appearances over actions. That’s why they can’t stand colored hair or trans folks or open displays of love between men etc. They have no values and standards, but focus everything on appearances and words.
That’s textbook fascism.
This war Christmas bullshit has been so fucking pointless. like, I don’t think people care if you say merry Christmas or happy holidays except (ironically enough) for the ones that claim they’re being persecuted and saying, “ they’re trying to take away saying merry Christmas.”
IT ALWAYS HAPPENS EACH DECEMBER ISTG
You have to ignore your own eyes and ears so much in order to believe in the War on Christmas. Walking into pretty much any establishment after Thanksgiving, if not a month or two earlier, would immediately debunk it.
Walking into any store after Halloween in a lot of cases.
Timid there was a war with Christmas, Christmas won along time go thanks to consumerism.
Don't forget, if Starbucks doesn't put enough Jesus on their cups THEY HATE CHRISTIANS!!1!
I'm very, very surprised they didn't make the progressive fat and ugly.
Amusingly, in French at this time of the year we typically tell each other "happy holidays / festivities" because the implication is that new year's eve is included in the saying. "Merry Christmas" tends to be reserved for the actual day of December 25th, specifically.
That's because those ai shit generators have been hijacked by gooners and now they're incapable of pastiching a woman that does not look like the average porn star.
Yeah this kind of stuff is always AI
Q: How do you know it's AI?
A: A right-winger posted it
Accurate af
Now it is. Until a couple years ago they all kept re-editing the same two pics for years. These “blue hairs” are allegedly pervasive but conservatives just cannot find pics of them anywhere. Almost like they made it all up.
The only time it's not AI, it's all wojak
As a kid that’s what I always assumed
same in colombia, a majorly catholic country. we say “felices fiestas” because christmas and new years are so close together
I'm 99 percent sure that's what has always been meant by "happy holidays," there are two holidays pretty close to each other. There's even a very common Christmas song that says "we wish you a Merry Christmas and a happy new year"
Yep, I remember those days. Also, a few years ago I was going through a box of old letters and cards that had belonged to my grandparents and there were a bunch of “happy holidays” and “seasons greetings” cards in there from the 1950s.
Aryan Santa bringing white supremacy to all the people's of the world.
And before any nazis wander in, that's a bad thing.
Aryan Santa is the kind of santa that brings you a copy of Mein Kampf to little Timmy instead of Hot Wheels Garage set. Or some other weird ideological book.
The fuck are you supposed to do with it?
I've heard copies of Mein Kampf make great kindling.
It makes good target practice too, especially the ones with the Austrian's face
Ironic kindling is always the best kind.
I’d thought Christian fundamentalists hated the commercial mess Christmas has become. When I was a kid they hated Santa. Now Santa is their guy?
Nah the real Santa would respect all holidays, this guy is just a faker who's on the Naughty List!
Because CHRIST mas
Woman with green hair, rainbow clothes, pentagram jewelry, and a kitty? Sign me up!
And it's hilarious that they're making Santa into a buff blond chiseled model (vs the traditional jolly old round guy sporting a long white beard) with a giant cross and a big "look what I'm carrying" bible - the church campaigned against Santa for ages, as he came from non-Christian beliefs.
I get a bit incensed every time I see "Jesus is the reason for the season" - no, the Winter Solstice is the reason for the season - there have been pagan (and other) celebrations around the winter solstice for thousands of years before Christianity came along - they co-opted the winter celebrations to try to make them about their particular flavor of mythology. Hell, they even moved Jesus's birthday to get it in the ballpark so they could say "no, see, that's what's being celebrated" - blatant and concerted attempt to erase other cultures and beliefs.
Saying "happy holidays" instead of "merry Christmas" is just good manners, if you don't know that the person you're speaking to is Christian. Hell, they'd take it as a personal affront if you instead said "Happy Hanukkah" or "Joyous Kwanzaa" to them - they'd be like "how dare you - I'm Christian!!1!". They do not want to be accommodated, they want to muscle out anyone who isn't exactly like them and make Christianity (specifically white straight Christians, of European descent) the default, and they want you to acknowledge that. Plus, they crave to be outraged about something / anything - it gives them a dopamine rush. "Help, help, I'm being oppressed!"
Yep she's awesome, I'm on her side!
Are we sure it's a Bible? I've never seen one with a sideways cross, and the tail hanging off the spine is not typical as well.
Tail hanging off looks like it was intended to be a bookmark. Orientation of the cross I'd put down to sloppy artist.
I have to say that the green haired lady goes hard (even if it is AI) I just want to pet the demon kitty. Seriously do these people actually have lives or is complaining about stupid stuff their entire lives?
KITTY! 😻
This is more evidence that ai is made to spread hate more than anything cuz bigots can’t make art (and I mean when they do it’s clearly got some weird fetish thing going on. Looking at you women screaming fetish guy)
Yeah they're the ones using it most. They don't wanna commission someone to make hate art cause then people would know who they are and they can't hide behind the screen
I’m a lefty liberal member of the wokerati and I say ‘Merry Christmas’ because it’s what I grew up with. I will also not turn into a blazing inferno of pure rage if somebody says ‘Happy Holidays’ to me because it’s a nice sentiment that I appreciate.
They’re so unbelievably dramatic about tiny details that nobody with more than two brain cells could possibly give a fuck about.
And by holidays we mean EVERY holiday, yet these guys think that we mean every OTHER holiday EXCEPT Christmas! 😭 (Though to be honest I still say Merry Christmas but I don't hate when people say Happy Holidays.)
Yeah, we have paid holidays for Xmas, Boxing Day (Dec 26), and New Year's Day.
Plus it's the summer school holidays, and parents typically take paid leave from work because you get more bang for your buck with all these public holidays sprinkled around.
So yeah, it's holidays all the way down, without even taking into account Jewish, Satanic, Festivus, or any other traditions, e.g those that observe the solstice.
Christmas is only one of many holidays.
Also Hannukah and Kwanzaa.
I mentioned "Jewish holidays" because I don't know enough about it, i.e. is it only Hanukkah or does something follow? (Rhetorical question)
We don't have Kwanzaa here. Very few people of African descent, and it appears to be African-American specifically.
But yeah, in an American context you'd be right.
Also, from an American context, I don’t know any African-Americans who celebrate Kwanza.
Girl on the left looks way more fun. These people think of the world with such a drastically black and white filter.
I wanna hang out with the lady and her kitty.
AI SLOP
As a demonstration of how sincere they are about everything - in his last term, Trump did the whole “war on Christmas” thing. At the same time, the Trump Organisation was handing out cards which said Happy Holidays.
At least the women with the cat isn’t racist. Guess I’m with her.
Oh dear- the religious are feeling persecuted again. Whatever will we do.
Hail Santa 🤘
One baddie on the left plz!
Given these two choices, I choose “Happy Holidays”. Metal as fuck!!
🎶Christmas is Pagan Holiday🎶
Happy holidays girl looks more fun to hang with.
I’d 100% rather hang out with the lady on the left, just saying
I bet she listens to some good music too
Oh totally, she fucks with Ghost and Stevie Nicks
"Merry Christmas" to the tune of "fuck you" again. So Christian.
Fight Club profile picture
It was never something that registered with me as it makes no difference at all. But it is quite satisfying to say happy holidays now instead of merry Christmas just because it upsets these little fragile snowflake men so much, triggered little snowflake babies haha
Same people that bang on about lefties not liking "hurty words" can't handle this shit lmao
If I knew the person wishing me Merry Christmas was MAGA, I'd totally respond with "Joyous Kwanzaa", just to tick them off.
They hate it when anyone they disagree with exercises free speech
It depends on context.
If I mean Merry Christmas I say "Merry Christmas"
If I mean Happy Hanukkah I say "Happy Hanukkah"
If I mean hey, everyone celebrates New Years and maybe also a December holiday, I say "Happy Holidays"
Honest to god, Christians are the biggest fucking bitches about this, it's not enough they are the most popular religion in the WORLD, not enough that their religion is so rooted in western society that nobody even blinks, they are such pussies that they have to complain about the way people wish them "good wishes".
Grow the fuck up, "jesus christ!"
I say "Happy holidays" to both be inclusive and to piss off the fundies. Especially if they loudly proclaim it or have indications of being deeply religious.
Petty? You fucking bet. But it's how I roll.
Who doesn't love a good false dichotomy.. as if I can only wish one or the other. Such small brain energy from these twits.
do they know that happy holidays is like. Christmas and New Year’s too? Even if you exclude non-traditional American holidays like Kwanzaa and Hanukkah, it’s… it’s still happy holidays.
So Santa is this person's Christmas identity? ...not ..you know..Christ?
Ahh, yeah. What could be more Christian than a modern interpretation of a character who may or may not be Odin?
Actually, I meant that to sound sarcastic, but there really is nothing more Christian than coopting other holidays, is there?
So, here's a fun fact for you. In Scandinavia, Christmas is still referred to as 'yule' (or, well, whatever the local variant is). I would say it's the first front in the war on Christmas, but again the truth is actually the exact opposite. Still, I find it amusing that these Christians lose their shit if you don't use the Christian term, meanwhile here the term used by Christians is a pagan one.
Me when i misspell Santa as Satan or something like that
What's funny is that the pentagram amulet is more christian than the Santa suit.
Why not both?
These people are so fkn sensitive.
Is christmas somerthing like Xmas?
Happy Hanukkah everybody. Then we have the winter solstice, then Festivus, and then Xmas (in honor of the persecuted folks in ancient Rome). The New Year celebrations happen, unless there's a war on them, too.
Remember, you can stir up hate & resentment over nice things, too. Things like attractive tan suits or poupon mustard, for instance.
It’s over libetard, I had an AI draw you as the Soyjack and me the Christmas Chad.
Sooo we're just not gonna talk about them consistently dropping Aryan idol figures in all their memes right?
We're casually glossing over Nazi propaganda in 2025.
I'm gonna do whatever that mean green haired lesbian pagan with big tits tells me too, this advice has literally never steered me wrong.
The Happy Holidays lady looks really cool lmao
Also it's always the "christian" racists who throw a tantrum over anybody daring to be considerate of other people
Happy Hanukkah. >:)
Remind me again about the Biblical basis of Santa Claus?
Is that supposed to be Father Christmas or Jesus? Or some weird hybrid of them both?
It's White Christian Nationalist Jesus in Santa-drag.
Why the daddy Santa looks way gayer than the happy holidays woman?
I love how they just think that Christmas is the only holiday in December that is important. Many cultures and people celebrate different holidays, similar to Christmas. I may be Christian myself (protestant), but come on, even i respect people's cultural holidays. Love thy neighbour, damn it.
Happy Holidays also encompasses New Years. Even if you only celebrate Christmas out of the religious holidays, it makes more sense to say Happy holidays.
Santa looks like a domestic abuser.
merry holidays and happy xmess ✌️
It always makes me laugh when Americans get upset when someone says happy holidays, when it was them that made that saying in the first place because it encompasses thanksgiving and christmas together. The fact it includes other religious holidays was an afterthought.
So you're either woke or christian ?
Don't they know there are other religions that have "family centered holidays" this time of year ?
Or just ppl aren't woke / religious and just don't give a fuck about them ?
Never once in my life have I experienced someone being offended over “Merry Christmas.” Several times, I’ve experienced busybodies getting offended over “Happy Holidays.”
One of my first managers asked me with a bitter tone and expression if I was a Merry Christmas Person or a Happy Holidays Person. I told her she didn’t seem like a Happy Anything Person.
All holidays matter.
I do both. Last week, one guy insisted on "Merry Christmas" only
Evil is always a woman with these people
I can't believe they're still on this.
Raise your hand if you want to go thrifting with the hot chick on the left.
Is that what they’re calling it now?
Yes, I need her to give me makeup tips as well. Maybe we could do each other's hair? Probably a sleepover and a pillow fight in this scenario somewhere...
Hot chick, of sexually ambiguous village people? Hot chick every time.
It's so fucking hilarious that they're getting triggered over someone wishing them well. 🤣
JOKES ON THEM
I SAY BOTH
So I guess this means the first shots in the War On Christmas were fired in 1942 by Irving Berlin and Bing Crosby, when Berlin wrote the song "Happy Holiday" and Bing popularized it.
I say happy holidays during the holiday season, and merry Christmas on Christmas Eve/Christmas Day. I also say happy New Year’s Eve on New Year’s Eve/New Year’s Day, but I guess these people hate that too.
Do they not know that New Years is a Christian holiday too? It’s the Feast of the Circumcision. Then the Feast of The Three Kings is on January 6th.
Funny, none of them celebrate outrage or indigence or being smug.
I’ve never seen anyone get offended at “Merry Christmas.” I have seen a lot of people get offended at “Happy Holidays.”
Fucking snowflakes, scared of a cat lady with cool hair. Who frankly seems like she’d be a lot more fun to hang out with than the dude on the right. He looks uptight and unimaginative at absolute best.
The lady on the left is much better than macho Santa. I hope the pentagram is more about fun than woo, but she’s still preferable regardless.
*laughs in Jehovah’s Witness.
/s -left that behind a loooong time ago
Ahh here comes to rightoids claiming there’s a ‘War on Christmas’
AH NEED MAH AY-EYE ARRT CUZ AH I KNO AH'M FULL UH SHEET
What in the fuck?
The woman on the left looks like someone I’d see at a black or death metal concert. Would way rather hang with her than the insufferable douche on the right.
It’s that time of year again for me to crack out: “Alright, fuck you. Merry Christmas and a dogshit New Year for you.”
There are multiple holidays in December. I celebrate two personally, plus my birthday. I have friends who celebrate more, friends who celebrate less. “Happy Holidays” ensures they’re all captured. What’s so bad about that?
Even if you think Christmas is the only possible holiday you can celebrate in December… there’s also new years five days later
I love how the cross on the bible is sideways because conservatives rely on shitty AI art to fuel their narratives
The cross is sideways lmao
Why do they get so angry during the "happiest time of the year"?
I say both because I work in retail and if I didn’t I would probably catch a complaint. I say “have a happy Holiday, Merry Christmas!”
🤔
I look people in the eye and scream like a goat until they leave me alone.
This id a silly nitpick but I love how the cross is wrong on his book. The way hes holding it its tilted 90 degrees sideways. It should be long ways with the book.
Bah humbug
I'd love to think that the "Happy Holidays" character is yelling because the person they're greeting is just really far away, and the "Merry Christmas" character is keeping his mouth shut because verbalizing well wishes is a display of emotion and therefore gay
Another great examples of why the right can't meme. They cling to outdated stereotypes while ignoring their hatred and moral rot within their own political movement