From a funny Star Wars satire page that’s unfortunately MAGA run. I like most of his other posts except for these kinds, cuz dude they obviously wouldn’t do that and you just want to make yourself mad

  • You know what I’d be rolling my eyes at, if I thought this was real? The fact that there’s an entire galaxy of people and yet we keep coming back to the Skywalker family.

    Rogue One was the best movie since Jedi. Skywalkers not needed in a galactic space opera.

    Darth Vader is a member of the Skywalker family

    Yes but that's much more "struggl against the Empire" than "movie about Anakin Skywalker."

    Darth Vader is the number 2 guy in the entire Empire. Would be hard to write a Star Wars movie and not mention him.

    The point is that there’s a literal galaxy of people, and having a film which leads directly in to the original Star Wars and which features Luke’s dad isn’t really broadening that horizon by very much. The galaxy just feels kind of small a lot of the time, which is a wild thing for a galaxy to do.

  • The fluffiest snowflakes have the largest triggers.

    This is "terrifying." Like, seriously. They live in fear of POC. If recasting a fictional character actually terrifes you, you've lost your way.

  • How the fuck would that possibly be “terrifying” unless you’re physically frightened by the image of a black person?

    Oh wait…

  • It would be cheaper to uncanny valley a younger CGI version of Natalie Portman than pay Cynthia Erivo's salary. The chuds can relax.

  • I don't care about the skin color of a movie character either way.

    Right? I don't care one bit. Only that I find the actor believable during the film. Idgaf about continuity etc.

    It would be a bit weird that they've swapped the race of a preestablished character, but other than that, it wouldn't bother me.

  • I couldn't give a shit if padme were black, I'd be upset if it were Cynthia Erivo. I don't like her, specifically, for the role

    100% this.

    I’d honestly never heard of her before wicked and didn’t have a problem with her until the whole fan poster thing happened. The way she acted made me lose almost all respect for her and then when I found out about her making fun of American black women I lost it all. She’s a horrible person.

    I don’t care what colour Padme’s actress is. Just get someone whose head isn’t up their own ass.

  • Wow, that's fucking weird. Someone gives a shit about the Phantom Menace.

    /s guys. I kid.

  • Here's a thought.

    What if we remade Roots but replaced all the slaves with whites and the masters with black people. Then they could be the main protagonist like they want.

  • Casting a black woman in a previously white part is “so terrifying”. Fucking pussies.

  • How do these people set foot outside their homes?

  • Why doesn't this far right winger so obsessed on a non issue