• It’s “Sweet Caroline” btw.

    Also there are multiple white history months, most notably July and November

    Also Oktoberfest, Bastille Day, Columbus Day, Labor Day, Memorial Day, Christmas, Easter, or any other day they can trot out White Jesus….

    There is no shortage of white people holidays, just a shortage of people who can see well enough to admit that that’s what they are.

    RE: Bastille Day

    It's important to note that before and throughout the French Revolution there were black and mixed-race Haitians in France who tirelessly campaigned for the abolition of slavery and Haitian self-governance.

    I recommend the Mike Duncan Revolutions podcast for more of an overview on both the French Revolutions and, of course, the Haitian Revolutions.

    RE: Labour Day

    This is an interesting one as International Workers Day (May 1st) is a day of solidarity for workers across the globe. It is celebrated in countries as diverse as Cuba, Italy, Nigeria and Vietnam. My understanding is that American Labour Day is celebrated on 1st September in order to divorce it from this sense of global unity and make it a more American, and less socialist affair.

    That’s exactly why Labor Day is in September. To ensure Murrikans don’t get confused and think there’s any possibility for global worker solidarity.

    Columbus Day

    Spain: By the Power of the Catholic Monarchs, Queen Isabel and King Fernando, we declare that Cristobal Columbus is a criminal that has exploited, abused and trafficked the subjects of Nova Hispania; thus failing his duties both as Governor and as a Christian, so he is stripped of all titles, condemned to imprisonment and forbidden from ever setting foot on the New World.

    Some brits after tea got taxed: Dude, that guy needs a day to celebrate him.

    Do you have to be white to enjoy Oktoberfest? I thought you just had to like beer. As to all the other ones you've listed we don't have some of those in the UK but are they all public holidays? Doesn't that mean anyone can enjoy them? I wasn't aware it was about colour.

    As a white person I think you are correct.

    As an American my "national anthem" is "The Star Spangled Banner". (I much prefer Sweet Caroline)

    I'm honestly really curious what any other ethnicity's "national anthem" would be.

    I was at a bar once and this song came on. I didn’t know you people actually went “bum bah bah” irl

    Yeah, we do. S’like “How do you find 40-50 year old Americans in a crowd?” Stand up and yell “Duck Tales!” and anyone in that demographic will sing back “Woo-oo”

    Similarly, yell “Sweeeeet Care-o-liiine” and most everyone over 35 will answer “DAT DA-DAAAAAH!” They probably don’t know the rest of the song, but they heard someone sing that exact part often enough that it’s just about ingrained into their soul.

    God damn, you, making me laugh like that. I didn’t even get to the end of the sentence before I said ooh-OOH-ooh.

    Have you tried this duck tails shout out in a crowd?

    Yup. The conversation went like this:

    In the lobby of the local performing arts center

    Me: Hey, you wanna see something cool?

    Friendo: Sure

    Me: Listen to this! DUCK TALES!

    Various crowd members: Woo-oo!

    Scattered laughter and people looking around like “Who’s the wise guy?”

    It’s happened more than once. My favorite was when someone else did it between songs at a karaoke night and fully 3/4 of the room did “WOO-OO!” A few beats later someone started singing the whole song and because group karaoke is awesome, the cognoscenti did at least the “dah dah dah” version of the tune and everyone came in for the woo parts.

    Bottom line, us Elder Millennials are so old we no longer worry about embarrassing our kids and grandkids by yelling “WOO-OO!” when prompted to do so by total strangers.

    Haha! Sounds like Life is like a hurricane after all.

    IN IN

    DUCK BERG! lol

    Thanks for the entertaining stories. Very fun and refreshing to see on reddit compared to what I been seeing.

    I feel that pretty hard. I’m glad I can give you a little spot of wholesome silliness amongst the tables and chairs of This Is Fine.

    Probably universal in Boston especially during baseball season

    I was in a bar once that had dueling pianos and really talented pianists - very heavy audience participation / singalong. They started playing Sweet Caroline and everyone started singing along (chorus and a bunch of the words) - except me, I despise Neil Diamond. So I went up and dropped a twenty in the tip jar and said, "any other song" and they switched literally mid-beat (sadly, I don't recall what other song they went to) - less than a minute later someone else went up and tipped them and made them switch back to Sweet Caroline. 😭

    That sounds awesome. I’d probably go out of there was stuff like that around ne

    And what is your problem with Neil Diamond??! That man is a LEGEND!!! They got WOLVERINE to play him in a MOVIE!!!

    Isn't he playing a Neil Diamond cover artist? I only saw the trailer for that movie, so I could be mistaken.

    That’s what I thought. Either that or Take Me home, Country Roads

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    Bum bum bummmmmm.. 🎶🎵

    It's Kid Rock music. Thats the white nationalist anthems.

    OH YOU JUST MEAN WHITE FOLKS. lol

    Gotta be Free Bird.

    ???

    Edit:

    Just realised after reading further comments, that they're suggesting an American-of-a-particular-age-specific white national anthem.

  • White people have always had rights

    Well, white men at any rate...

    Even the white women had more than any of the non-white people, for the most part.

    Mostly. No rights, just not at risk of getting lynched for no reason

    Don’t forget that black men got the right to vote before women in America 🇺🇸 women have always been (and are returning to) seen as mens property /s

    White, Protestant, Anglo-Saxon Men throughout most of American history.

    white men didn't even want other white men to have rights... none for thee, all for me. 💀

    • I'd love to know what the Asian national anthem is. Or the black national anthem. Or the Hispanic national anthem.

    • It's every month

    • White entertainment is every show up until I guess the 2010's if you're serious about your racism

    • Why do white people need to advance?

    • Set one up

    • This is too silly to even mock

    Oh white clubs and organizations definitely exist. They just don't want anyone to know they are members, which is why they wear those hoods.

    Oh, come on, you just have to Google your local country club and sort by the ones founded before the civil rights act. A good portion of those will still be very “exclusive”.

    They were mainstream fraternities, which prompted for NPHCs to form.

    Also there are minority scholarships for white people who attend HBCUs. But I have a feeling that the person who wrote this drivel wouldn’t want to go to an HBCU.

    I was gunna mention this. My dad knew a white guy who got a minority scholarship to Howard

    I mean, "Lift Every Voice and Sing" exists but its not exactly official. But yeah, beyond that the OOP's complaints are dumb mediocre man whining.

    There is a Black national anthem, that’s what the original image is trying to be snotty about.

    The black national anthem is "Lift Every Voice and Sing". Racists get really angry when it's sang before sporting events .

    They probably think the Asian national anthem is Chopsticks...

  • If these no white version of anything, why do I keep hearing about white erasure?

    How do you erase that which you also say doesn't exist?

    That's not white, that's just "Normal." /s

    SINCE I’M SEARCHING FOR THINGS TO MAKE ME ANGRY, WHY DONT WE HAVE CARBON-BASED LIFE FORM DAYS?!?

    I'm being a smartass here, but wouldn't every day that celebrates humanity in general be that? Or any Earth based animal?

  • White people also don't seem to have any shame. Maybe we can humble first for a bit.

    Anyways, I'm going to drink my Irish whiskey and sing my Irish and Italian familial songs while I prepare for my float in the Irish day parade.

    Several rum runners later, I feel much better.  About everything 

    If you go back far enough, the Irish weren't considered white. Is that your point?

    It's that we don't need white pride because we know where we come from.

    In the unfortunate history of America, so much black and brown culture and history was stripped away from them removing any past to celebrate or highlight.

    White by itself means nothing, its only 'value' is in its exclusivity.

    If boring ass white people can't think of anything to be proud of it's their own fault.

    Ok, got it now. Thanks. (Non sarcastic)

    I don't know why people got mad at you lol It wasn't me 😭

    I learned long ago never to question it. If you do you'll just get more downvotes and nobody will answer you anyway. Also, they're literally meaningless and even if they had meaning I still got over a million.

    Right? I find that the only people who really care about karma are the ones who don’t have much. Us Elder Gods take one on the chin every now and then and it’s whatever. A beach with a dozen fewer gains of sand is still a beach, a lake with a cup or two less water is still a lake.

    Actually, there is some meaning to karma on Reddit. It's a measure of how well you tell the subs that you hang out in what they want to hear.

    you were chosen today 🫂

    I think his point is that there is really no such thing as “white” and that we DO have these things it’s just that they are more specific to our original cultures. Since most black people in this country are decedents of people who were stolen from their homelands and brought here as slaves a lot of black people don’t know what their original culture was so we have things like black pride and black history month as opposed to Senegalese history month or whatever. White people have Irish history and Italian history and all that jazz.

    Exactly right. It's such a shitty thing to do to people but somehow this escapes so much of America.

    Also...Germans have one of my favorite holidays of all time-

    Oktoberfest

    Bratwurst, Stouts/Ales/Lagers, Knockwurst, Pretzels. And shit, polka music slaps.

    But the only culture These Faux News morons like about Germany was the Goosesteppers.

    I live in Pennsylvania, and our local radio used to have Polka Sundays with Mike. We don't do Oktoberfest here, but we do have a bangin Polish Festival in May.

  • --white national anthem | Point to the "white" nation on a map

    --white history month | Every month is white history month Read a book

    --white entertainment TV | What's white entertainment? The best I can think of is Lawrence Welk

    --NAAWP | I give you the US criminal justice system

    --White clubs or organizations | Patriot Front, White Pride World Wide, Hammerskins, Klan

    --White Scholarships | Not sure what this even means

    "White scholarships" means They give scholarships to minorities and I"m not one, so I don't get them and it's not fair.

    When it comes to clubs and organizations you're forgetting about country clubs.

    Re white clubs. I once read a thread on Reddit where a girl with textured hair being banned from a ballet class because she wasn’t able to wear her hair the way she was “supposed to”. I also remember the countless of responses of people saying they were rejected for whatever club or job because their textured hair was considered inappropriate or unprofessional. I never heard such stories from people with other hair textures.

  • White people don’t have it since everything already leans straight and white

  • NOthing. Either it's propaganda and they won't listen, or they honestly believe that and won't listen.

    Also, July fourth, Fox News, the klan, golf clubs... Can't manage the last one, but I got a scholarship as a white kid...

  • White people also don't have:

    Intergenerational trauma from slavery

    A history of being disenfranchised

    The joy of dealing with discrimination in both their personal and professional lives

    A government currently trying to erase the existence of historical figures from existence.

    Yes, This is what's key.

    I find this clip from Nick wright the perfect response. Relevant part is in the second half.

    A poorly paraphrased summary is this. We do have white pride and white parades all over the country. But it's called Italian, Polish, Irish, German heritage.

    Because the cultural and genealogical specificity of white people was not stolen and destroyed from white people like it was from black people.

  • White clubs and organizations

    That sounds... Oddly familiar, but I can't put my finger on it

    Perhaps they wear a robe and a hood

  • You can absolutely get scholarships for being of Irish, Italian, Polish, English etc. descent. I got one for being Polish.

  • Does CMT (country music television) still exist?

    Also Fox News, OAN, etc…

    Sure, CMT = Caucasian Music Television

  • This person has absolutely no clue.😑

  • White entertainment is just HGTV

    Last night, my mom was watching a show about an American family buying a summer house in Belize. It's easy to say that life is "calmer" in Belize than in Charlotte if you're a tourist in the former.

  • We have White History Month, it's called "The Rest Of The Year" and we have White Entertainment Television, it's called "All Of The Other Channels"

    I think a white month would be a good idea. If only so people don't say stuff like that. I think no one can stop you if you decide april is white month

    1. It's called The Star Spangled Banner.

    2. Every month is white history month

    3. All TV that isn't specifically aimed at a minority is white entertainment TV

    4. There is a NAAWP. It was founded by David Duke as an offshoot of the KKK.

    5. All clubs and organizations and organizations that aren't specifically aimed at a minority are white clubs.

    6. All scholarships that aren't specifically aimed at a minority are white scholarships.

    EEEEEehehhhhhh I'd aruge that the star spangled banner is supposedly for us all.

    At the time it was written, "us all" meant white men.

  • You respond with “We don’t need those things because we’re basically the default setting. Be glad you don’t need these things dedicated to you.”

  • "They don't have those things, because they don't need them, because society was built from the ground up to cater to them by default, and everyone kinda already knows that on some level or another. Annnnd, that's what Systemic Racism is." You can try saying something like this

  • We do have a white national anthem. It's called The National Anthem.

    We do have white entertainment networks.

    We do have white clubs and organizations.

    We do have white history months.

    We do have white scholarships.

  • No white clubs and organizations?

    Country clubs says otherwise

    See also: Daughters of the American Revolution, Polish National Alliance, and all the other clubs for descendants of specific countries.

    European Americans can usually trace their ancestry back to “The Mother Country”, and a lot of us even know why our people left for a new start. African Americans are lucky to be able to trace their lineage back to the ship that transported their kidnapped, enslaved, and trafficked ancestors, and pretty much none know why their particular forebear was snatched from wherever they were snatched from.

  • - There is no national anthem for any race because a race is not a nation
    - Every month
    - most TV shows
    - we do not need to advance
    - The Klan
    - they're called scholarships.

  • “Because nobody subjugated you for being white.”

  • When whites have historically been the oppressors, every thing that does not have a minority identifier defaults to white.

  • There are people still alive who remember when white people controlled 80-90% of the world’s inhabitable land. It’s been less than fifty years since Africa was (mostly) decolonized.

    To people used to a false sense of superiority equality feels like oppression.

  • No associations for the advancement of white people? No white clubs and organizations? Oh sweet summer child. You haven't really looked at our society and its history, have you?

  • “White” is not a nation

  • -It's called the anthem of every white country.

    -It's called every month where students learn history in white countries.

    -It's called most TV shows because most characters and creators are white.

    -It's called white supremacy groups So from the very bottom of my heart: FUCK YOU (addressing the people making these stupid complaints)

    -It's called most clubs and organizations in white countries because they're run and joined by white people.

    -It's called most scholarships because they discriminate against people of color.

    Happy?

  • white entertainment tv

    So shows like the good doctor, young sheldon, greys anatomy, family guy and big bang theory dont exist?

  • They're so close to being self aware. I don't understand why they don't make the extra step and consider they don't have those things because they are the ones in power

  • "white people don't have white organizations" no actually, you have the kkk.

  • The American Anthem is the white national anthem because this country was built for white people on the backs of everyone else.

    Every month is white history month because it forever reminds us of the shadow we all live within

    There are countless white entertainment tv channels out there but, for sake of argument, let's say FoxNews the way so many tune into it religiously.

    They don't need an advancement fund. They were never victims of redlining and other economic methods of disenfranchisement. Come to learn DEI and Affirmative action helped them more than anything else.

    Its not our fault most of the "white only" organizations are founded with the intention to be racist or become that way. Ask a bar owner why they may chase off a Nazi or people with racist ink.

    Sorry there are minority only scholarships, it's not like you have the option for literally ANY OTHER OF THE COUNTLESS SCHOLARSHIPS AND GRANTS FLOATING AROUND OUT THERE! Its not like there wasn't a period where anyone darker than eggshell wasn't eligible for those opportunities or anything.

    This rage is aimed directly at a woman at my job who bitched saying , "well how come white people don't get a Juneteenth?". I use to be kinda cool with her. Radio silence since then. Been like 2 years now.

  • Dear author of the meme, white people don't have their dedicated stuff because, in the West, they are treated as the "default".

  • Maybe because Whiteness is a thing that White people invented to both solidify their power and pretend they are victimized while holding most of the power and wealth and also they get to decide who is in fact actually “white enough” because it’s only marginally to do with skin tone

  • Nobody tell him that they have all of these things.

  • It is because white people are the default. America is designed for white people. "white history" is just regular US history. They have to carve out a month to be like "okay, we will talk about black people for 28 days".

    White people have never been held back due to the fact that they are white so they don't need a NAAWP organization. Black people were as were most other ethnic minorities.

    It isn't rocket science

  • Whites not getting a white history month is in part down to the fact that every month is white history month, but i guess you don't register it as that because you are used to it.

    As Tom Lehrer once so fittingly put it about the National Brotherhood Week,

    "It's time to eulogize
    To people you despise,
    It's only for a week, so have no fear,
    Be grateful that it doesn't last all year!"

  • Education matters.

  • If important white people were smarter they’d push DEI policies hard so there’s not massive backlash once they hit minority status in two or three decades.

    Or just generally because racism wastes the potential of about half the entire population.

    Guess why they’re so busy deporting anybody even slightly brown, even when they show up at court as part of their legal citizenship process?

    There’s a segment of society shit scared that they’ll become a minority and will be treated the way they have always treated minorities.

  • My answer: Yes. And they apparently lack critical thinking and a knowledge of history.

  • Most white history months occur in October, except some like the Irish American Heritage Month, which is in March.

  • When will someone give White People a chance at success? C'mon man!

  • I mean, I'm not the most knowledgeable on other races, but I don't think they have a national anthem or such? Also, stuff like poc history/culture exist because white history/culture is considered the default. Most people see the African continent as a uniform country which most people don't know much about. It's why black people are considered "African American" instead of more specifically "Nigerian/Congolese/Algerian American," since early slaves had their cultural identity stripped from them & replaced with "American." We don't have "white" cultural celebrations because they're already normalized and celebrated as more specific cultures. Wisconsin/Minnesota has German Americans celebrating polka & Oktoberfest, Michigan/Iowa has Dutch Americans celebrating tulip festivals, Louisiana has French Americans celebrating Mardi gras, etc.

  • There are very much white clubs and organizations.

  • … yes

    Not complicated

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  • The national anthem is the white national anthem. So on and so forth.

  • Funny, we don't have 1 white history month...

    WE HAVE 12.

  • You're supposed to respond "So does that mean DEI actually is important?"

  • It's made by people who want to rage bait, and sometimes reposted by people who are woefully educated, and stuck in an echochamber of ignorance whose parents are likely the bookends of it. It grants a moment to educate. They might clap back with more dumb shit right then and there, but what you say, depending on how profound it is, might stick out later when something else positively disrupts their worldview.

  • I love when white people tell me this and then I just point out to them how literally every fucking thing around us is exactly what they are claiming doesn't exist.

  • Everything is white. The white is implied. The white is silent. When the white is shown, then we have a problem.

  • probably foreign Agitprop, it's not good english

  • Since this is targeted mostly at America.... - sweet home Alabama - July (4th of july) - i love lucy, and so much more 50s tv shows - The KKK - The KKK - Not sure what this means but I'm sure the KKK will still help you

  • White people national Anthem is Mr Brightside.

  • You don't say anything. You just shake your head and move on. Whoever made this did not make it in good faith.

    Nothing bigots say is in good faith. The point of arguing is very situational