Look, we all know the English side had archers. They always had archers in any battle. However, upon that glorious day, Henry the Vee - often just shortened to Henry V- summoned the rains and the resulting mud gets all the credit. Recreating that part took work. Any Bob or Jim can wield a bow. I mean, England has laws about these things for goodness sake!
The mud wizard is clever enough to cast Freedom of Movement before entering the effect of his Grasping Mud spell, ensuring that he can walk around freely while his foes are ensnared.
Cop 1: I would like to cross the mud pit to beat people with my Staff of Authority +1
DM: OK, roll for athletics
Cop 1: *rolls a 1*
DM: you fall into the mud. I wizard appears and mocks you.
Cop 2: *rolls a 9*
DM: you attempt to stand up, but just as you get one foot planted you fall into the mud
Cop 3: I'd like to help my party member
DM: roll for athletics
Cop 3: *rolls a 5*
DM: you also fall into the mud.
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Ahhh Mud Wizard my beloved
ABSOLUTE LEGEND
Uncanny
Wanted to crack skulls but the mud wizard is to powerful
I’ve seen this posted many times but no idea the story behind it
https://www.businessinsider.com/climate-activists-protest-expanding-coal-pit-mud-wizard-lutzerath-2023-1
The headline for that article is amazing. I laughed so hard. We need that mud wizard! Thank you for linking.
Clearly, they are trying to recreate the Battle of Agincourt but with more modern clothing on the French side. .....Didn't work.
Suggesting Agincourt was the work of magicks rather than good honest English longbowmen is straight blasphemy.
Look, we all know the English side had archers. They always had archers in any battle. However, upon that glorious day, Henry the Vee - often just shortened to Henry V- summoned the rains and the resulting mud gets all the credit. Recreating that part took work. Any Bob or Jim can wield a bow. I mean, England has laws about these things for goodness sake!
I'm sure in your heresy you meant Robert or James. I knew them, Horatio.
I mean isn’t it clear???
Clear as mud.
I've never seen it before but I need back story!!!
Don't fuck with earth benders
That shoulder tap is one of my favourite bits of trolling ever recorded.
One hell of a DnD campaign theyve got going
Funnily enough he seemed pretty chill until they tossed his sign away
The mud wizard is clever enough to cast Freedom of Movement before entering the effect of his Grasping Mud spell, ensuring that he can walk around freely while his foes are ensnared.
Cops failed like fifteen dexterity saves.
Cop 1: I would like to cross the mud pit to beat people with my Staff of Authority +1
DM: OK, roll for athletics
Cop 1: *rolls a 1*
DM: you fall into the mud. I wizard appears and mocks you.
Cop 2: *rolls a 9*
DM: you attempt to stand up, but just as you get one foot planted you fall into the mud
Cop 3: I'd like to help my party member
DM: roll for athletics
Cop 3: *rolls a 5*
DM: you also fall into the mud.
🎖🏆🏅 poor man reddit award
The mud wizard cast "Curse of Embarrassment"
The range is touch and there is no saving throw.
Took me a few seconds to realize that this was in Germany! 🇩🇪
The cops not immediately shooting everyone is a pretty big give away that it's not the US
They don't do that to white people
Someone hasn't been paying attention to recent events
So true!
And here I thought pigs loved mud
Chuck Wizard at it again.
The Battle of Agincourt (1415)
Where and when please 🙏
This is why Grease always gets nerfed.
Where and when?
Agincourt, 1415
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!